₦airaland Forum

Goshen360: lolz @ topic. And I read an article here on nairaland in the past how someone said, "google is the omni-science". So now we see there are things google don't know, lolz. The fact that google and God started with same two alphabets doesn't mean they have same ending alphabet. I declare the end from the beginning saith the Lord. Our God doesn't share His Glory with anyone or anything, Glory to God. ~Our God reigns~

Ijogz K: When would .P.O.R.N. be legal in Naija

DeCleff: It's also to know that google is afraid of China. Google this 'I am afraid of' and the result will be China

ACM10: You really need prescription lenses cos I can find them


Steve Job


The day frog learns to fly


Wait till the lunar probe comes back. I want to count the sands in it too


When he marries his 100th wife


you will get the answer in your dream


His head

Jglad: When will i be d president of Nigeria?

When will Microsoft word understands dat my name is nt a Spellin mistake?

leslieu63: when will the nigeria be wiped out from the map?

crackhouse: point of correction, there was never a time X and Y was declared missing in mathematics and it can never be declared missing. The truth is that, it was hidden somewhere well known to them and u were told to find it. Simple

bunmioguns: when will naturalwaves post funny joke

bin gbagbo: when will naturalwaves get circumcised

walexydon: bros...no argue...its surname!!!

Sunnystooth: ... 4 ur small mind now, u dey work 4 NNPC now... Congrat sha, if na true u dey talk, i fit giv u my account number? Lolz

Truckpusher: How foolishly Nigerians are buying this story(THIS IS PHOTOSHOP)....if that picture was rihana's look alike then why is the head not proportionate to the body?...THINK NIGERIANS THINK!!!...If that picture is that of a little girl and judging by the size of her biceps then she should be a midget(dwarf) ie AKI AND PAWPAW...TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.

Sunnystooth: so none of u guys were among dose inducted? Atleast one of them shuld say Hi in this thread na.... Just saying

tunnytox: @BARRISTERS

I am waiting for your reply!!!

Skii: Kai...where was I when this thread was brewing o....

dasparrow: Take your car from him. Agh! Here in the united states he can't try that crap because everything here costs alot of money. Is that how he is going to act like an uncivilized baboon when he gets to the united states and run his car into people's cars? Not only will his car insurance go up through the roof but he could get sued should the driver of the other vehicle he runs into get's injured. Its not mandatory that he learns to drive. He should go and learn how to ride a bike or a kiddie tricycle

armyofone: Set a boundary when family members are living with you. He has no right to an SUV or any car that doesn't have his name. His focus should be on doing something worthwhile not driving your car when you are not home without your permission.
you should have handed him Rules and Regulations manual for the house 1 day after his arrival.

Not too late, tell him you will appreciate him not touching the car. Get a key holder and take your key with you.

steph7: Good! Cos before you know it , family meeting is being called.@ natural waves yes oh! I'll follow and search and even rake that they've misplaced my car keys, so next time they'll think twice before asking me; and I can justify my reasons for not giving them.

Valiantvaliant: Guy, u try

Mahatma Ghandi: It just made the front page

djmally: "u can gather your likes "(clueless fools)" to talk thrash on it".
I believe you ve contributed to it, automatically making yourself a VERY "clueless fool". Thanks

nahinbdis: Val_dee is a joker. His claim of what he has done in times past finds him out, cos my BIL does not have a basis for that statement.

castrogee: USELESS JOKE.

steph7: Na wa o! I tot it was one 18 year old, not knowing he is a grown ass man. At natural waves, I liked your first suggestion, but the problem with confronting him is that the BIL can go and report him to family members and start saying he was maltreated in the OP's house, you know how we human beings are. Personally I would hide my key in my office and join the BIL and wife to look for it for like 2 days. After that I'll tell them I'm always carrying my key to work so it won't get missing again. If they want to argue , i'll pull them na my car card.