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Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 9:34am On Aug 14, 2012
Cabsso: My fada(sachamarstigophore) in 1822
u almost broke my ribs wit laughter.
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 9:29am On Aug 14, 2012
f i o: *What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!

little rabbit.......I think it belongs to OBJ or boko boys
Hahahaha.....lmao!
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 9:24am On Aug 14, 2012
Gwekzy: When Will Taye Taiwo Win World Best Player??
wen 75% of football players stop playing.lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 9:21am On Aug 14, 2012
saheedbabas: when will girls stop doing make up to church 2 confuse pastors
Lol. Are U a pastor?
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 9:06am On Aug 14, 2012
okeybest19: when will GEJ wake up??
wen Boko Haram tries their bomb on Aso.lol
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 11:03pm On Aug 13, 2012
pat077: when will bokoharam stop bombing?
When GEJ wakes up.
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 11:01pm On Aug 13, 2012
Agbesky: When will GEJ wake up?
Maybe when BH tries their bomb on Aso Rock.
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 10:57pm On Aug 13, 2012
Psaalmuel: When can we start eating suya oo...coz i cnt wait much lonqer..*sighs*
Olè. cheesy cheesy cheesy
Politics › Re: Jonathan Should Call For Help – Tunde Bakare by naturalwaves: 10:51pm On Aug 13, 2012
Demdem: Dont know what u are talking about boy. av not attackde anyone, neither have i insulted or abused anyone undeservedly cool cool. The Only Retardeen i know of is my President Abdulclueless Ebele Jonathan.
Great respect for U sir.I love the way U've been trashing d issue point for point.U're brilliant! But just one advice for U; ONATISI is not somebody U should be arguing with,arguing with him and making him reason with U is like pouring water in a basket cos his ideas are egocentric,prejudiced and stereotyped.The funny thing is that he has this 'holier than thou attitude' and claims to know d bible.He only gives 'on d surface' quotes and lacks a deep understanding of d bible.If he loses a debate,he banks on insults as evidenced from d previous threads particularly those ones on PTB.He is just about to start by calling u a 'retardeen'.If U give him an insultive reply,he messes up everything even to d point of insulting ones parents.Pls,don't let him insult U.I'll suggest U ignore him.
Politics › Re: Northern CAN - GEJ Has Failed Us, He Should Resign by naturalwaves: 7:50pm On Aug 13, 2012
Maybe GEJ will resign by the time 'the Nigerian children' starts calling for his resignation.By that time,it will be too shameful not to quit.GEJ needs to wake up and do something fast!
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 6:13pm On Aug 13, 2012
ekesbaba: i gues i hv d bst google it gav me d ansas- *because they hv bcom generaly acceptable. *d owner of d company is his share . *when he sees atleast 1 righteous person so he wont go empty handed. *uncountable. *when u all vote 4 for him. *some1 lik me-ekeksbaba. *his big head.
grin grin grin grin....Someone like U? For ur mind.Well,nothing is impossible.No forget me wen u reach Aso Rock o.
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 6:07pm On Aug 13, 2012
olabiz2010: When will Tortoise stop lying grin
When they stop telling us fables. smiley
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 6:02pm On Aug 13, 2012
Goshen360: lolz @ topic. And I read an article here on nairaland in the past how someone said, "google is the omni-science". So now we see there are things google don't know, lolz. The fact that google and God started with same two alphabets doesn't mean they have same ending alphabet. I declare the end from the beginning saith the Lord. Our God doesn't share His Glory with anyone or anything, Glory to God. ~Our God reigns~
God is too much.
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 5:56pm On Aug 13, 2012
Ijogz K: When would .P.O.R.N. be legal in Naija grin
Bad boy! cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 5:47pm On Aug 13, 2012
DeCleff: It's also to know that google is afraid of China. Google this 'I am afraid of' and the result will be China
Really? I will try that.
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 5:41pm On Aug 13, 2012
ACM10: huh You really need prescription lenses cos I can find them


Steve Job


The day frog learns to fly


Wait till the lunar probe comes back. I want to count the sands in it too


When he marries his 100th wife


you will get the answer in your dream


His head
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 5:13pm On Aug 13, 2012
Jglad: When will i be d president of Nigeria?

When will Microsoft word understands dat my name is nt a Spellin mistake?
Ans 2)Wen u add it to d dictionary. grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 5:06pm On Aug 13, 2012
leslieu63: when will the nigeria be wiped out from the map?
shocked
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op):
crackhouse: point of correction, there was never a time X and Y was declared missing in mathematics and it can never be declared missing. The truth is that, it was hidden somewhere well known to them and u were told to find it. Simple
Lolz....slow down man,ur high handedness is too much.
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 6:09am On Aug 13, 2012
bunmioguns: when will naturalwaves post funny joke
cheesy cheesy...someday grin grin.
Jokes Etc › Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 6:05am On Aug 13, 2012
bin gbagbo: when will naturalwaves get circumcised huh huh embarassed
shocked
Jokes Etc › Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves(op): 8:19pm On Aug 12, 2012
Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!
Jokes Etc › Re: Riddles Riddles Riddles!!! by naturalwaves: 7:26pm On Aug 12, 2012
walexydon: bros...no argue...its surname!!!
Dhick is also correct.Everyman has it,some longer,some shorter and they give it to their wives after marriage.what do u think?
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC-GMD: My Daughter Failed Recruitment Test by naturalwaves: 5:18pm On Aug 12, 2012
Sunnystooth: ... 4 ur small mind now, u dey work 4 NNPC now... Congrat sha, if na true u dey talk, i fit giv u my account number? Lolz
Just pulling ur legs with faith.I should work there someday God willing.If it were for real,u wouldn't even allow me collect my first salary before giving me ur account no.lol.smart guy! I think U are supposed to av my acct number not d other way round.lmao.
Celebrities › Re: Shocking Picture Of Rihanna`s Little Look-alike Revealed! by naturalwaves: 2:46pm On Aug 12, 2012
Truckpusher: How foolishly Nigerians are buying this story(THIS IS PHOTOSHOP)....if that picture was rihana's look alike then why is the head not proportionate to the body?...THINK NIGERIANS THINK!!!...If that picture is that of a little girl and judging by the size of her biceps then she should be a midget(dwarf) ie AKI AND PAWPAW...TAKE A CLOSER LOOK.
Lmao...Mr man,U don come hear again? No be U dey ask for d definition of 'cluelessness'?lol.Funny things happen on NL everyday.U sef define 'photoshop'? grin
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: NNPC-GMD: My Daughter Failed Recruitment Test by naturalwaves: 3:28pm On Aug 11, 2012
Sunnystooth: so none of u guys were among dose inducted? Atleast one of them shuld say Hi in this thread na.... Just saying
Hi
Christianity Etc › Re: Bakare: Only Rich Men Should Rule by naturalwaves: 2:28pm On Aug 11, 2012
tunnytox: @BARRISTERS

I am waiting for your reply!!!
U're waiting for him? I'm waiting for him too.As U can see,he has absconded and that's how they normally behave wen they lose a debate so I'm not suprised.
Politics › Re: El-rufai Replies Doyin Okupe by naturalwaves: 12:23pm On Aug 11, 2012
Why will a president appoint a medical doctor as a SSA on public affairs? This president is just getting CLUELESS day by day.I think we need to raise a S.O.S call and save GEJ from 'the cluelessness syndrome'.Power has landed on wrong hands and it is at times like this when d nation is on fire and nothing could be done about it that the great apex of incompetence is brought to d fore.My advice to GEJ: Stop touting individuals,talk less and take actions cos action,they say,speaks louder than words.
Politics › Re: El-rufai Replies Doyin Okupe by naturalwaves: 9:56am On Aug 11, 2012
Skii: Kai...where was I when this thread was brewing o.... grin
Lol.I took a space on d 1st page yesterday.Going there right now. tongue
Family › Re: My Brother-in-law And My Car by naturalwaves: 9:33am On Aug 11, 2012
dasparrow: Take your car from him. Agh! Here in the united states he can't try that crap because everything here costs alot of money. Is that how he is going to act like an uncivilized baboon when he gets to the united states and run his car into people's cars? Not only will his car insurance go up through the roof but he could get sued should the driver of the other vehicle he runs into get's injured. Its not mandatory that he learns to drive. He should go and learn how to ride a bike or a kiddie tricycle cool
Bike or kiddie tricycle?....Funny guy!
Politics › Re: El-rufai Replies Doyin Okupe by naturalwaves:
Why will a president appoint a medical doctor as a SSA on public affairs? This president is just getting CLUELESS day by day.I think we need to raise a S.O.S call and save GEJ from 'the cluelessness syndrome'.Power has landed on wrong hands and it is at times like this when d nation is on fire and nothing could be done about it that the great apex of incompetence is brought to d fore.My advice to GEJ: Stop touting individuals,talk less and take actions cos action,they say,speaks louder than words.

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