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Tinkybabe: Switch all 3 on

Lol,wen u get to d room and then sees the bulb on,ow will u be able to say wich of d 3 switches switched on d bulb? Try again.

Here is another one;
Outside a room there are three light switches. Only one of the 3 switches is connected to a light bulb inside the room.
Each of the three switches can be either 'ON' or 'OFF'.

You are allowed to set each switch the way you want it and then enter the room(note: you can enter the room only once)

Your task is to then determine which switch controls the bulb ??

musKeeto: She weighs sugar.. that was easy :-)

Okay.Correct!...Paste ur own riddles too.

Who can solve this new one;
A woman who works in a sugar shop has a measurement of 32-26-36.She is 5'4 tall and wears size 6 shoes only.What do U think she weighs?

Chuck D: Now could this be true? I sincerely hope it isn't. But let's assume for a moment that this story could be true since there any rumour in Nigeria ultimately turns out true. Kanye trying to reconcile Don Jazzy and D'Banj?

Reading just few lines of the report said it all,beer parlour rumour.Dbanj would never beg Kanye to reconcile them.Something friends,families could not do in Naija,so,it is a stranger that will do that?

Chuck D: Well, this would be my hypothesis:

Even though U only made ur hypothesis,which could be proved wrong,I must say that ur hypothesis is d most ridiculous,partial and faulty one I've set my eyes on in recent times.I will like to correct d blunders in ur hypothesis.

Chuck D: Kanye saw D'Banj as a fresh fish from Nigeria and made his move. gullible d'bang (feeling like a star) took the bait hook, line and sinker - now he's the biggest boy and no other compares. His eyes, he's too good he doesn't need anyone anymore..

D'banj and Don Jazzy made d move for Kanye.Kanye signed D'banj and Don Jazzy,both of them put pen into papers.U can search for d vid on youtube and watch for confirmation.Don Jazzy changed his mind lateron,D'banj didn't .Do u xpect Dbanj to say deal is over cos don J isn't interested anymore? He is not a kid that can be tossed up and down d place and knows what he wants.He is a man of his words.This corrects d trash U talked up there about Dbanj feeling too big.

Chuck D: ok nau... off he goes to Yankee where they can't even cook a proper beat for his style (which he didn't create alone - a mixture of high-life, afrobeat & contemporary naija) and so he cannot make hits like he did with MoHits. Pressures start to mount and he's going down..

Ow do U know they've not been able to cook a proper beat for him?Hasty conclusion! SMH. Common sense should be able to tell U that,D'banj was not signed as an independent artiste into GOOD music and as such,seperate beats cannot be cooked for him,d only thing that can happen is for Dbanj to fuse his style into whatever song they would be singing together.Moreover,Y do u think Dbanj floated his own record label? Ow do U xpect him to break into d US market if he sings independently under G.O.O.D? U didn't ask all these vital questions b4 diving into ur hypothesis.My friend,THINK.I don't think U need to be told like a baby that d said deal is basically for collaboration.

Chuck D: Finally it begins to dawn on "BAD MUSIC" crew that this fresh fish is indeed no longer in water but kerosene and the only dude who can make this kite fly is the neglected one that's counted his losses and trying to rearrange his life and career. but it's hard. d'bang messed Don Jazzy up big time. He left thinking he's a jet while forgetting Don was and has always been his fuel.

Dbanj never messed Don Jazzy up.Their split was a mutual one.Don J was ok with being a local champ,Dbanj wasn't and wanted to xplore new horizons by taking his music to d next level.Any crime in that? He(Dbanj) is like a moving train that cannot be stopped,lil successes to get into his head.

Chuck D: don't you guys feel that high-life tinge that Don Jazzy puts in D'Banj's songs? Haba! it's only when the Don sings that I feel their tracks o.

D fact that they make a good pair is not enough reason to stop aspiring and trying new things.

Chuck D: So now good music may dump Dbanj if he doesn't deliver and the guy is in a tight corner. his new boss is insisting he eats his own vomit by reconciling with the Don and that's why Don Jazzy wants to be paid to appear in a video because "hey na business o, brother era don finish"..

The fact that Dbanj is yet to come up with something with Kanye does not mean he is not performing or he's going to be a flop.Few months is too early to judge.Moreover,U are not with them and U do not know what their schedule is like.Even wen Dbanj was with don j,is it after every few months that they come up with a new track? SMH

Chuck D: Pride goes before a fall. clap for yourself O dbanj

If U match Dbanj's level of success with his behaviour,U will see that he is one of d most humble musical artistes in Nigeria.U will call him 'proud' only if U hate him for no reason as there is no evidence whatsoever to justify that claim.

Chuck D: to the reader: this is just a hypothesis o.k.

It better be.I think this is even worse than 'hypothesis'I just wonder d kind of theories U would come up with if U had d chance.[/color][/quote]Finally,D'banj is naturally a restless guy which is even obvious from d way he performs on stage.He likes taking on new challenges.He is tired of being a local champ.Mind U,money is no longer d motivation for him,HE WANTS TO CONQUER NEW GROUNDS.

The fact that he is even still trying to balance things both internationally and locally needs encouragement and not all these discouragements.

Even if Dbanj fails in his sojourn,he has nothing to lose and nothing to prove.He has proved himself several times in d past.Moreover,it is better to try than not to try atall.

In case U don't know,D'banj is very close to winning a grammy award.A nice collabor with Kanye could give him that.By that time,all U haters of Dbanj will swallow ur words.Mark my words,mark this thread.
No mata ow hard one works or tries,pple will still say trash.Afterall,some persons don't still agree/believe that MOU is a good coach. So,I'm not suprised.

chinedum20: African leading female talking drummer, Ara and her husband of just two years

Na wa

, Prince Nurudeen Olalekan Saliu have ended their marriage. The ex-couple married 4 June 2009 in Lagos and have a son together.

chinedum20: She wrote on her facebook page Tuesday July 5, 2011

Ok

When I am down, I look for someone to show love n care to, someone I probably would never see again. I dont know how I survived d last 7months people. Through my pain, the abuse, tears, the betrayal, I thank all those I have been of help to, in heeding ur calls, my broken heart is mending. I thank those who have helped me help others, God will continually lift you all, I thank God for making me His instrument. I thank God for my son!

The abuse? What's going on with marriages these days? Read her official statement after the cut,

Respected entertainer and one of Africa's leading talking drummers, Ara, has issued a statement, saying she's parting with her husband Prince Nurudeen Olalekan Saliu. The couple exchanged wedding vows on June 4, 2009. The pair will remain friends, Ara says. And they will continue to
jointly support their child.
"We've been separated since January', the musician says. 'But because I do not want rumours to start flying, and I think, out of respect, all my friends and fans need to know what's happening to me, I think it's right to set the records straight once and for all on this. We're no longer together and we're both happy. We've both moved on'.[/quote]Ok

'I'm single again. But I will not be searching for now'. 'I've taken this decision very painfully; and it's particularly a tough and sensitive time for me and my son. And I plead with my friends and fans to put us in their prayers at this period'.

The musician who is working to release her new materials, while also dedicating her time to helping disadvantaged women and children, says she will 'not be granting any interviews for now. I want to give my
son all the attention he needs; and when I do have to talk, it'll be about my current love : My music'.

'I pray my friends in the media understand this. They've been very supportive since my early days. And I believe they'll stand by me at this trying period also, '[/quote]Ok
Aralola and Nurudeen got married at the Oshodi/Isolo registry on June 4, 2009. The marriage is presently in the process of annulment.[/quote]Alright.

musKeeto: N.... Widow and Donor... :-P

Yeah,that is correct.The ans is letter 'N'
When U remove it from window,u get widow and wen u put it in door,u get donor.

musKeeto: You wan blow person head?

Lol...so. No one can answer my riddle? Na wa o

naturalwaves: If U throw me out of the window,I will leave behind a grieving woman.Bring me back into d door and I can save a life.What am I?

Someone should answer this.Who is smart enough to answer this?

google1: pls answer this?
If a plane crashes half way in nigeria and half way in
ghana where do you bury the survivors?

Survivors don't need to be buried.

If U throw me out of the window,I will leave behind a grieving woman.Bring me back into d door and I can save a life.What am I?

[quote author=Okija_juju]In retrospect, I will not judge her if she was a teenage mother..
Most teenage mothers are victims of child molestation/r'ape. [/quote]I disagree but I don't want to derail from d thread.The most important thing is to learn from a previous mistake which I'm sure she would have.

[quote author=Okija_juju]If thats Genevieves Daughter, and we can use a safe guess that the girl is atleast 18, And genevieve just turned 33, then that means she gave birth to the girl at age 12.

Na wah o!!

Its either this news is false, Genny is lying about her age, or she was an adolescent mother..[/quote]I do not know maybe or not d pic shown is Geneveive's dota but what thing I know is that Geneveive gave birth at a very tender age,she was in secondary school and was a teenager when she got pregnant.Too bad! I can't just imagine ow long she would av been messing up before getting pregnant or maybe she was naïve and lacked xperience unlike d very loose kids we av now.Parents really av a whole lot to do on their kids.

Davidgerald: it wsnt moses bt noah

Yeah,correct! So ans is 0.

@ Onatisi,U are a very very funny guy.No one is being sarcastic or insultive as d debate has been turned 2 a very civil one.Y are U derailing d thread and talking off topic.B4 U finally abscond,Y don't U just ans d simple questions raised. I repeat, Aside d fact dat PTB used d alter 2 talk abt politics bla bla bla etc etc etc.What will U say abt d issues raised by Bakare concerning Gej and his wife? Is he saying d truth,or his he lying.If U feel he's lying,point out d lies 4rm his statements. Y don't U address d main issue at least once instead of dancing around PTB all d tym. My friend,just ans d simple questn(s) raised b4 U finally abscond.

ATMC: moses took 1male nd 1 female.
I have 2 apples

D first ans is wrong.Try again!
D second ans is correct!

princenayo: If the president actually needs any help, it should not come Tunde Bakare, Period.

Is it because GEJ studied Zoology dat U are using 'it' for him as if he's an animal? Later,U wil say PTB is being insultive 2 d president.SMH.
Bakare did not ask Gej to come 2 him 4 help & no one said dat also. GEJ does not know dat he has a problem and PTB is only telling him that.GEJ is asleep and PTB is only telling him 2 wake up.Simple!

Demdem: End of story. Point one lie to me from bakare's commenst and u will see me lead the campaign to e-crucify Bakare himself. In the absence of that, lets all live with the truth. It sets free from all kinds of bondages.

Exactly! One thing I do not like on NL is d way pple do abscond during debates.As U can see,he(Onatisi) has absconded cos I see he's active on oda threads.D fact is that they(pro Gej) neva wanted us 2 reach dis point of d debate atall cos truth is bitter.They so much enjoy dancing around d personality of PTB rada dan d issues raised.It is a very trickish style used in debate and works only 4 dummy variables not 4 pple lyk us.SMH.D rest follows 4rm there.

234GT: I love you Jose Mourinho. Mourinho coached chelsea, I became a chelsea fan. He coached Inter, I became an inter fan. He went to real, I became a real fan. If he coaches kwara united, I will become a fan of the club. I just love this man.

Lmao

lacasa: He had the benefit of huge chunks of cash ϯo buy the best players at those clubs,​ so​ he is neither special nor the only one

He manages ready made stars bt Sir Alex makes stars anϑ manages winners.

To me, Sir Alex, Capello, Ancelloti, Del bosque come first b4 one tinx of a Mourinho

Anϑ thats fact

Sharap my friend. WHEN MOU WON D CHAMPS LEAGUE WITH FC PORTO,FC PORTO HAD AN AVERAGE TEAM IN TERMS OF FINANCES AND TALENT OR OW WILL U XPLAIN D LIKES OF CAVALHO,DECO,BENNY MC-MCARTHY,D SA STRIKER THAT WAS USED AS A LONE STRIKER.THEY DEFEATED TEAMS DAT HAD GALAXY OF STARS ENROUTE FINALS.WINNING D PORTUGUESE LEAGUE(bk 2 bk),UEFA CUP AND UEFA CHAMPS LEAGUE WITH DAT TYPE OF TEAM IS A FEAT THAT CAN ONLY BE ACHIEVED EITHER BY A GENIUS OR A NEAR GENIUS. U made me laugh wen u talked abt Alex Ferguson and co.Is it this same Alex Ferguson dat has coached Man U for almost 30years or anoda one ?wit just abt 3 champs league trophies to show 4 it. If Mou shuld coach any team 4 dat long,he will win nothing less than 10champs league trophies.If he coaches Man U,he shuld get close 2 15 or more going by his statistics and rcords wich are nearly impeccable.Take it or leave it,MOU is on a class of his own.HE WHO D CAP FITS,LET HIM WEAR IT!

onatisi: anti bakare camp=85 likes
bakare camp=76 likes

lol. Like Dem Dem said,d audience is not d basis 4 judging winners wich is true.It's lyk aving a couple of persons cheering during a debate.Here,we do not know d amount of audience and d amount of competitors isn't specified.Ow many were they par side? Don't boda counting,just saying.At d end of d day,it still boils down 2 d judges decisions.Who are d judges?Ans-No one. Honestly speaking,DEMDEM was lyk a 1 man batallion & dealt well wit d debate. I wanted 2 join him but I saw he could take care of himself.
NB: Although,GEJ has really flopped,it is not to say that I'm anti-Gej.I just want him 2 wake up.
I like to hear d truth no mata who says it,ow it was stated and where it was stated.
Pls ans this question as honestly as U can;
Aside d fact dat PTB discussd politics in d altar, e.t.c e.t.c.What will U say about what he has said so far so good concerning Gej and his wife.His he saying d truth or is he telling lies? If U feel he is lying, kindly point out d lies from all his past statements concerning Gej and his wife.Tnx.waiting.

onatisi: please take note of my choice of words anytime i comments.i will like to state my points again.
pastor bakare has the right to criticise the goverment.
pastor bakare has the right to aspire to any political office in nigeria.
pastor bakare has the right to express his views anywhere he so wished provided it will cause security problems.
BUT PASTOR BAKARE WAS WRONG TO HAVE TAKEN HIS CRITICISMS TO A PERSONAL LEVEL BY INSULTING GEJ WIFE AND INSULTING GEJ BCKGROUND BY SAYING THEY COME FROM A POOR FMILY THAT IS WHY THEY ARE BEHAVING THE WAY THEY ARE AND ALL SORTS.
we all agree gej isnt the best president but neither will he be the worst.
on the issue of tunnytox,if u go back to that topic it was about bakare also,i made a comment and the first reply tunny will give was that i was very stupid.i never initiate an attack and if it gets worse i will just keep quite.
lastly if i have offended any one in the course of discussing this topic,i apologise.and to demdem i have this to say NO HARD FEELINGS.

Okay.No P. I don't think Bakare insulted Gej's wife.It was just a candid description of her behaviour.As for insulting Gej,I don't blieve he did that and I critically analysed Bakare's use of words in d previous threads(don't want to start again).Pls check d previous threads for details.If U recall,U neva said anything abt what PTB said maybe or not they are d truth.That's past now anyway.

How many animals of each sex did Moses take to d ark?
*U av 3 apples.U take 2. Ow many do U av?

Cute1bliss: Who are specialized in raising blankets

lol

aribisala0: I think the majority made the right choice that time

Go and count d number of likes 4 each side and comments,then u will know wich side won d debate.

Skii: Sorry, took me a while to find this picture

D pic says it all.Tnx.

Thank me: What will i witness nd experience b4 i clock 150 . Will i get raptured wiv God .

Na wa 4 u oo.So,U want 2 reach 150? Rmember 2 pray 4 ur kids and grandchildren 2 cos reaching dat age means dat they must clock a 100+ too so that ur eyes won't see 2 much evil.I hope u know it's only pap and water dat u'ld be able 2 take by then?

onatisi: i take no offence but my concience will *not be clear until i points some things to you.did u really follow this topic from the begining?if u did u would have realised that i have taken a lot of bshing from ppl someone even cursed my family I DIDNT REPLY BACK.ur sir was calling me boy and insulting me nd others without decorum you didnt see any fault in that.but immidiately i called him a retardeen u came out and made a negative picture of my character.pls have i ever abused or insulted you in the past that gave u the impression that i bad person?ur sir who has been barking like an hungry wild dog at anyone whose views run contrary to his u saw no fault in him.do u really understand the arguement been discussed and my position ?well look through all the comments and u will notice that ur sir view and just 3others are the same everyone seem to follw my line of thought.i dont need to insult or abuse ppls intelligence to make my point clear and known.but like i said earlier i bear u no grudge.

Well, it wasn't a good thing that he called u a boy & I think he has apologised 4 that. Yeah, U avn't insulted me in d past but u av done so 2 some persons particularly TUNNYTOX. DEMDEM wasn't barking like U said,he was only trying 2 xplain his points of view point 4 point. Well, I'm sorry sir if what I said vexed U. No offence sir like I said.I only wanted d debate 2 go on peacefully.Thank U!

tunnytox: Please don't even post about what you know nothing about. Pastor Bakare is the only Nigerian Pastor that preached that tithing is optional, he doesn't collect seeds or first fruit blah blah etc
So if you haven't attend his church before or ever listen to his messages, you have no moral justification to comment about him.

Moreover,the likes of those mentioned i.e Gej,Ibru etc do not av d guts 2 step into his church cos Bakara will not hesitate 2 trash them accordingly.He is respectful but fears no one.

Wen will Seun develop an app for Nairaland?
Wen will Nairaland hit 1 million membership base?
Wen will Nigeria win d world cup?
Wen will Mikel score an EPL goal?
Wen will Galaxy Tv stop looking for vacancies?
Wen will Nigeria stop making up the numbers at d olympics?

myike2: *Wen will there be an airport in Aba?
*Why didn't Noah kill all the mosquites in the ark?

ans 2)cos d mosquitoes didn't attempt biting him unlike d notorious ones we av now.

onatisi: did u really follow our discussions very very well nd how he has been busing me since morning?and the replies i gave to him?well if u dont see reason with my point that is not bad ,those that understnd what i have been saying do nd they know i am right,but if u think someone who has been unnecessarily agressive and insultive is the right person,ok.that is ur choice .

No offence Mr Onatisi, I just didn't want d whole debate 2 result into personal insults.