₦airaland Forum

The One: Prophecy: I see motor accidents happening on Lagos-Ibadan expressway. Anybody that wants to travel on that road should read the whole of Genesis before travelling.

Does this make me a prophet? You know this will definitely come to pass right?

However, if I say "I see that on 5th June 2012, at Ogere area of the Lagos Ibadan expressway, I see an accident happening". This to me will be prophesy because it takes away ambiguity that can be derived from statistical probabilities that are being peddled as prophecies. You cannot claim that you prophesy that an African leader will die this year when fact tells us that most of them are geriatrics anyway and the statistical probability that one one them will die is very high. To make the prophesy valid, make it specific and not an ambiguous one that is open to a thousand interpretations.

Ikengawo: This man makes me sick. He seems to always use people's death to propogate himself and gain advertisement point by manipulating the ignorant into believing he has magic powers. Truely a disgusting humanbeing no wonder he's ban from cameroon and zimbabwe. It's sad that nigerians can celebrate this oppurtunist, and sacreligious fraud. Are we really this dumb?

ZUBY77: Someone should tell this conman that Nigerians are growing faster than he thinks.
What is so difficult to predict that third class and poor maintained flights will crash?

Plane crash happens evrywhere even in America. now he rolled back to february

afrobaby: 20 minutes, why didnt the pilot open d door or even window for passengers to jump out since it was already on a building, why didnt the residents of the building run, oh my God, what a country we are

Coolturbo: I don't belive this story. If the planed was on ground for 20mins before it exploded,what happned to the emergency exits in the aircraft, and some ppl were saying that heard pple shouting "help,help" from the aircraft. Planes are airtight,which no sound could be heard from it. It's just sad. May their souls rest in peace.

Clairette: You appear to me like someone with no good analytical skill. You kinda: because Professor A said so therefore is correct! I'll let u go expand ur brains. Lazy student

Clairette: "Advanced nations make use of such money in developing d states and their country as a whole and.."

While lagos use theirs in feeding 18m people.


"as U can see, Lagos is working".

While Akwa Ibom is sleeping?

Clairette: I'll take it to be that u r not current wit governmental issues or that u argue like an 'educated' village teacher and that u r simply daft in logic. Or that u r a greedy, vision-less sadist(like ur 'rulers
' Poor u. I'll give u an assignment; go to Lagos n count all d tax payers-both individual payers, corporate organizations, industries etc. Once u r done take ur daft head to Akwa Ibom n put into account those entities I mentioned earlier. Do d analysis wit d money ur Lagos receives monthly n that which Akwa Ibom receive. Once u r done take ur educated legs n make moves to a political analyst or analysts. Thereafter, bring ur result to d table. By then we'll c how best we can advance ur academic achievements.

afam4eva: Abeg, help he me ask them oo. It's not like Fashola is feeding the 18million lagosians with food. He even takes from the 18million and share it to just about 10 persent of the state. It's not like Lagos is one of the biggest states in Nigeria.

Clairette: In other words, Fashola or any other Gov go house to house to make development possible? Or are saying that there r also 18m roads, 18m schools, 18m hospital built as well as 18m potential hospitals and 18m developmental targets each? If Govs were to give their State's population as an excuse for their lack of vision, then Bayelsa State would be a paradise of sort. And that means Prèsi Jonathan is blameless give d 150m people he has to 'manage'
Pls do ur analysis well cos I'm interested in this ur population thing.

DamosDamos: Sup, I got d earlier invitation to pick prefered test location buh av not gotten any mail on the time and date of the exams.

PetroDolla: Heheheheheheheh.... i dey laugh for Swahili...

Look at this naija goat. Comot for road make serious people talk, huh? If na serious Ghanaman dey talk you want follow? Your country is a joke and an embarrassment! Can you imagine the most pervasive job in nigeria today is charging mobile phones! I approached a young phone vendor on the street of Lagos (precisely at Amowo Odofin) in April to buy a recharge card and couldn’t believe what I saw. He was sitting by a busy road in front of nearly a dozen make-shift restaurants, with a small generator humming in the background. Connected to the generator was a board with about 12 or 15 charging points for mobile phones. So customers drop their phone or batteries for charging. What that means is that most users have two batteries-they drop one for charging while using one with the phone for the day and drop by in the evening to pick up the charged and drop the used one for charging. Can you imagine that in the year 2012? And this is the country whose citizens are throwing their weight all over and pesin no fit hear word again? I don’t even think things are that bad in Somalia, Niger and or even Liberia! Is that the country you want people to take seriously? Damn!
People are talking rubbish because Nigeria is 9th in Internet speed? The assessors were overly generous. What do you expect from a country that cannot provide reliable power to its citizens? Your country is cursed and the sooner you wake up to that reality the better it’ll be for you, dunce. How else can you explain the fact that your country is the 7th largest producer of crude oil in the world and has one of the largest gas reserves and yet cannot provide regular electricity? How do you explain the fact that your country has four refineries yet you import all your refined fuel? How do you explain the fact that your country used to send crude to Ivory Coast to refine and bring back to your country for domestic use? How do you explain the fact that more than 90% of you survive on less than $2 a day despite your so-called oil wealth? How do you explain the fact that no serious academic activity is going on at any Nigerian university? Your female students are prostitutes and your male students are either armed robbers or cult members. All you need do is bribe your lecturer, sleep with them or simply intimidate or harass them and you are a guaranteed a university degree in your miserable nigeria! Why do you think they are all flocking to Ghana to seek better quality education? It is only in Nigeria that a university graduate cannot write in English. I know one such lady at NTA Abuja. She can’t write English and can barely speak it.
How many of you in Nigeria can go to sleep at night with your two eyes shut? How many per capita have access to potable water compared with Ghanaians? How many in comparative terms have access to sound education? What is the infant and maternal rate in nigeria compared with Ghana?
Can you imagine a clueless bombastic slowpoke saying Ghana’s is equal to Lagos in size and GDP or some rubbish like that? Now in terms of size, Nigeria is 3.8 times the size of Ghana. That one is not difficult to establish, or is it? So tell me is lagos one quarter the size of Nigeria? You need to get your heads examined, morons! Do you know the number of airlines flights per day between Accra, lagos and Abuja. Go and find out and you’ll be amazed. And while your fragile brain is seeking that answer, also find out how many trips per day Nigerian transporters like ABC,Cross Country,Ikene de Chukwu etc etc make to Ghana daily. Thousands of your people come every single day to Ghana. Nigerians are all over the place some buying stuff to take back to Nigeria.

I kinda find it very demeaning responding to a mentally deficient slowpoke like you. By characterisation and definition you are an armed robber, a rapist, kidnapper, terrorist, ritualist, an occultist, an extortionist or a 419ner.
Come back and talk to me when you are able to start providing electricity and clean water to your people, when you can organise free and credible elections-every election in nigeria is like war! Come back and talk to me when your schools start producing literate students. Come back to me when you country begins to show signs that it can be taken seriously, and it is no more a joke or an embarrassment! Yippee. Nigeria jagajaga abi na BBC? Yeye pipple!