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Ijust read this of an email i recieved . . . .hopr it makes you smile too.

HER DIARY
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Day night, I thought he was acting
weird. We had made plans to meet at a
cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends
all day long, soIely thought he was upset at the fact that I
was a bit late,but he made no comment.Conversation wasn't flowing so
I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk, he agreed but
he kept quiet and absent. I asked
him what was wrong - he said,
"Nothing."I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said it had
nothing to do with me and not to worry.

On the way home I told him that I loved him, he simply smiled and kept
driving. I can't explain his behavior; I don't know why he didn't say, "I love u,too."

When we got home I felt as if I had lost him, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore.
He just sat there and watched TV.; he seemed distant and absent.Finally I
decided to go to bed. About 10 minutes later he came to bed. I decided
that I could not take it anymore,so I decided to confront him with the situation but he had fallen asleep.

I started crying and cried until I too fell asleep. I don't know what to
do. I'm almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else.

My life is gonna be a disaster.


HIS DIARY
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Today Arsenal lost the football match
against Barcelona.

DAMN
IT.


Simplicity of Men
Vs
Complexity of Women !!!

^^^^These "Spamers" are like roaches. . .lol . . ._{The more you delete them. . .the more they multiply}

_{Kids. . . .very bad grammar . . . .and to say that your perents actually wasted spent good money on school time and books for you}

Guy, u just met her. . .and in 30 MINUTES. . .you asked her to come back home with you. , . .Do the Math. . .

Is it byforce to read your blog. . .wetin sef ? ? ? ?

^^^^Effects of Cheap expired drugs. . .Now to ur question. . . No they aren't going steady. . .Just Friends_{Authoritative gist}. . .don't know abt Kel, but MI has a very beautiful girl he is courting. . ._{Same height/ light skinned. . .(and thats all i'm telling)}

Mr Alabi, i have a question. . , all this people asking you for ALL THESE PRICES . . .for ALL THESE BRANDS. . .how many don buy ONE CAR thru you? ? ?. . ._{Na question i ask oh, . .}

Countinue at your own risk.

Why go into a romantic relationship when you aint ready for the side effects. . . . .if you are not ready. . .please leave him be

Crapy story. . .think up something better

What else would you expect from someone the plies his TRADE ON LIES & DECEIT? ? ?

Haba madam. . .its barely 48 hours now wetin. . . .he will call oh.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Rofl. . .the things people worry about [/color]

Hmmmm. . .My dear. .i tire._{. . . .Do people still go to CyberCafes}

ThoniaSlim:
. . .seriously don't you think this whole ranting abt nigerian girls is beginning to get stale?

If they are this and that. . .leave them alone for the men who want them shoo. . .why should peeps be getting their BP high for no reason?

Ma sista, i tire sef oh. . . .Haba. . , wetin sef . .Naija Gals this. . .Naija Girls that. . .wetin. . .becos una don go hustle for Jand. . .we no go hear word? ? ?. . . .Haba

Naija girls are as bad as they come. . .BUT WE LOVE THEM STILL . . .Leave them be. . .

ravenzord:
Angry attention seeker on board, everyone take cover.

What's this doing on the romance section? Moderators!

LOL. . . .on vacation!!!!

Everyone close there eyes when they kiss . . .

Chibe,. . .watch yourself . . .you are a rapist in the making

Fastest growing thread this week. . . . . . .one night stands are awesome

Boring,

Haba, were is mister 1st week of December. . .i need the truck or i die . . .lol

Nasty, Just Nasty

I can tell . .she hates your guts

adconline:
elly77

A date is not a proposal for marriage ok. So you marrying a poor man does not arise . A first date should be to familiarise ok not size a guy's pocket.I can see your undstanding of a legible suitor- someone with blings. By the way some women pay on a date. Some women would even go for a walk in a park.Someone wanted to go to a zoo on a first date. We cannot be holier than Pope. We cannot know what a date really means than westerners.
As per our traditions, Can you get married to a guy you did not date since its UnAfrican to have sexual relationship before marriage?
From your posts, its obvious that you would want men to buy your affection, cos you seem to measure your worth with what a man can buy for you.
You cannot pick and choose western traditions that suit your selfish desires and discard the ones that are uncomfortable to you.
I don't know about you but, I know that someone who orders a bottle of an expensive wine without finishing it and wants a guy to pay for her speeding ticket is a gold digger. QED

lol. . .Bruv,. . .you cut real deepo meeeeen. . , this was a pile driver . . . .lmao. . .you killed her. . .i'm sure

Moet in a club in New Jersey goes for $120 Dolls. . .thats no joke for a first date_{. . .or the next 3 dates if i may add} . . .and the top it all, she tried to get you to pay for her speeding ticket?? . .Darn dude. . .That gal ia a getto trick . .please disconnect your self immediately

Yes it is,

lol. . .Guy. . .you be "local estate agent" . . .try and get your 5% comission oh. . .lmao

Nah. . .you are just a liverless kid. . . .i hope you grow out of it someday. . ._{look for a not so pretty gal to experiment with. . .lol}