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Rapeisnojoke:
Kidnapping is becoming rampant hope they didn't rape them

I doubt...if they did it would have been among the charges brought against them

Hammyaladin:
I can't relate..... I find it hard to talk to girls talk more of Bleep one!!!!

Are you an introvert?

Nothing is wrong with her, she loves you but was just playing hard to get. Now she sees that you're loosing interests she wants to come out in an attempt to keep you from disappearing totally.

The best way to make a girl fall for you is to shoot-your-shot and withdraw. If she loves your charisma, packaging.. etc she'll begin to wonder why the sudden withdrawal, if care isn't taken she'll even call you sef or flash you with another number just to hear your voice.

You're on the right track bro, keep avoiding her and call her occasionally.

Starz825:
hey....there is this feeling that makes one want to constantly ride on others because you know you will get away with it....


guys avoid being too soft....women don't fancy guys like that...show you dont give a damn most times

You just took the words out of my mouth.

Most guys are so soft these days and many girls capitalize on that to play a fast one on them. Being nonchalant sometimes keeps her in the dark and makes her desire you more.

It's well my brother... take heart. You only happiness is that you haven't married her yet. It could have been worse.

Nigeria isn't safe anymore. Killings left right and center. And buhari doesn't care. When you complain lie Mohammed would say it's hate speech and ask you to pay 5m.

Nigerians are on the verge of going extinct...God help us o.

Rip to the man.

Ezenwa12345:
Lol the stories are funny
Mine was as good as Bleep. Shit heaven on Earth, the girl enter the door with two matches, it was dark and rainy so darkness came and knock on the curtain, then I opened the cloud seeing the penultimate month or two convert to PDF and send me the address and I'll come and see the pussy wet ASF but the ass is like the river if Babylon, mehn honestly the cat wasn't feeling the topic biko if you reside in Enugu and catch shadeo or shadeo or shade mehn this is creating a say in the orbit of the pussy

I don't understand anything you said here

Sixfeetbelle:
What's the code for checking credit balance on an Airtel SIM card?

*123#

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]When someone keeps asking you if someone at the end of the table at an event and kept asking you if you want the food and then when you say yes, she tells her daughter sitting next to you “give this to her” instead of giving it to you directly...What would you say?[/color]

Based on my intellectual capacity and my vast knowledge technically and tentatively right from the beginning of times especially in the light of the Ecclesiastes evolution, I have come to a concrete definite and profound conclusion that I have nothing to say, Thank you.

What's with all this sex talks lately?

hashtagged:
There is this guy that just moved in last 3months in my school apartment, he is just so weak, he has a girlfriend who shouts for him and treats him like crap, she has slapped him more than 2times in my presence and yet he spends every dime on her, she is doing run and he is aware of it, I don't really know why some men can take shit like this, I was thinking he was under a spell but later I found out from his bro that he is just plain stupid.

The guy is still a learner in love. He's not under any kind of spell. With time he'll out grow it

Firstandonly:
my girlfriend is very good in sawing and she have always wanted to have a shop of her own where she can expand. she is still in school and support her studies from the little sawing she does at home, the truth is she's very hard-working.
should i take a risk and open a shop for her. I work and i earn 40k a month i can easily save up to 60k from now till January but am scared, I don't want to take a risk i will later regret in life. pls have any body face this kind of situation before or heard of it and how was the outcome

If you love her so much, marry her then invest in her. At least you'll be confident that she's your wife and the mother of your children.

If you start investing in her while struggling, it's most likely going to end in tears. She's still single and also wants a better life for herself. So when better suitors begin knocking, she might just give them a chance and you'll be back here creating another thread to tell us of how your girl whom you spent all your life savings on ditched you for a more richer guy.

How is this my business.

Truth is many men hardly forgive a cheating spouse.

But since he's doing everything to make you happy and hasn't done anything funny yet, try and reciprocate, spend your own money on him. Buy him gifts, at least even if he's planning something bad for you, your good deeds would make him confused and have a rethink over whatever it is he's planning.

jeniusmann:
[b][/b]... I've read a lot of threads on this forum, and noticed how much attention and vigor men put into talking about female virgins, and how "virtuous" they're supposed to be. I've also noticed male virgins getting the opposite of it, being mocked, pitied on, and are clearly not wanted by Nigerian women...
So...why is virginity more worshipped in women, and scorned in men? What's so special about virginity in females? Why's virginity in males disliked and not wanted?

Virginity is worshipped in both genders.

Many men would rather prefer a virgin wife cos of peace of mind. All this scrolling through her phone to read her messages, checking whose secretly liking her pics on Facebook, quarreling over a particular number that's always calling her at odd hours of the day and how she'll leave you in the bedroom to another room to answer his call...etc

If you marry a virgin, you won't experience all that cos you're her first experience, the only thing you have to do is to keep loving her and not betray her trust or love and you can beat your hand on your chest and say you have a wife.

Many non Virgin girls still cling on to their past lovers even after marriage, and wouldn't think twice before sleeping with them when financial problems, misunderstanding...etc hits their marriage.

When I see many kids here saying they'll prefer to marry a non Virgin girl to a virgin, I'll just laugh cos they're still kids. Once a woman's gate has been opened, visitors would keep going in through there, marriage wouldn't stop them. The best way to keep a woman is to marry her a virgin and be good to her.

In that her navie state if you can take your time to make her happy as her husband, she'll be yours for life.

For male virgins...Male virgins aren't mocked by women. They're mostly mocked by their fellow males. Believe me, most women you see here bashing and mocking male virgins wouldn't think twice before marrying them cos they're guaranteed that he wouldn't cheat on them.

Male virgins are crazy lovers. They'll literally worship you, what we call simps on Nairaland. If you're looking for someone who can abandon a USA visa to study for his masters just to be with you, go for a male virgin. They're the ones who would bring you breakfast in bed, cry when you're sick and can't easily say no to your request.

But if you break their heart, they'll find it difficult to love or trust any woman again. Cos they won't be able to get over the heartbreak.

mamagee3:
[color=deeppink]Why are Nigerian celebrities flocking in and out of ned nwoko’s villa even though his only talent was getting married to a child and stealing her youth?

Please advice.[/color]

Because he's rich. We worship wealth so much in this part of Africa. And once you have it, no one cares if its legit or illegal (case study hushpuppy) they'll flock around you.

Rip to him

Sheina:
I just hope you had a lovely day
You're being too uptight

Felt you were joking and decided to troll you a bit... I wish you good luck in your search.

Sheina:
For a blue collared Job with a concise explanation of the Job description
So you expect me to put all those details there?
For what exactly?
Putting my privacy and security at risk cause of a part time Cook Job?
Let me even counter you sef
What's the sole aim of the mail if it's not for communications?
In my Bio I gave a description that can be visualized
Location: Alimosho Lagos
What else do you want to know?
Maybe I'd just post my Common Entrance certificate,JSS certificate,School Living Certificate,Birth Certificate,medical report,my Heart Scan,my University papers and ehmmn lemme think...
You can tell me more

Hmmmm

Immaturity makes people do it. Once they grow up and look back at those foolish things they did in the past, they'll just laugh.

Sheina:
I didn't know I was looking for a political post so sorry

Those are basic things an application letter must contain for it to be taken seriously. Apart from your pictures the rest are essential.

Gloriagee:
From Sudan or Niger? I just say make I ask?

Sudan

Na their way... only to destroy people's source of livelyhood without any compensation whatsoever to help them get back on their feet.

Congratulations

The man is a weakling...he doesn't even deserve to be called a simp cos simps exhibit jealous which would make him confront the stranger.

He's worse than that and deserves that jail term.

Madam don't waste your time. We all know that buhari is dead an the clone in ask rock is an imposter from sudan called Jubril.

Truth is that the presidency who remote controls him wouldn't subject him to any kind of medical examination to assertain his state of health.