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Sixfeetbelle:


Pele, dear.

Shanklee:
Oppor babagbalagba

Name... Full name Sikiru Hammed Anifowose Najimu Kasali Lansile Ejire Enitan

State of Residence Nigeria

Marital status... Single(no hope having a girlfriend )

Phone number (must be WhatsApp enabled) 911

Current pictures

Educational qualification common entrance certificate holder

Assert declaration: menogetshishi

Do you like pets? No. None

Can you swim? I don't think so

Can you drive? Of course

Sixfeetbelle:
it's the explanation I'm trying to do nah.

The thing is that this birthday was supposed to be low-key celebration, only for me to come online and see email from nairaland and pink birthday cake on my dp. Now I had to think of how to make provisions for extra people like yourself. The think did not work out hence why there's no cake for you.

But don't worry. Next year, you'd first on my list.

Sixfeetbelle:
Eh, the thing is that... (scratches hair)

Well, how do I explain this nicely?

Shanklee:
$200 sir

ZIINI:
Nazgul how far na mo meet
We go just gather dey kush SK on a low dey reason
I just gbadun your thinking faculty olohun

Shanklee:

We don't need to meet. Just a video call and I'll call my account number for you



NOTE
this thread na pure cruise, if you take am serious, na your capital PROBLEM be that.

QueeenKKfire:
https://www.nairaland.com/6287460/should-take-risk-invest-girlfriend

Male Nairalanders are the real definition of village people. Just look at how they stopped the blessings that God has planned for the young lady. The Bible said that a great and effectual door been opened but there are many adversaries.

Child of God remember to include Nairalanders when you are binding the devil and his agents.

Calmblaze:
Please don't get me wrong. I am not requesting for money. Please advise me brothers.

Sixfeetbelle:
I didn't flop it like fail woefully ooh. Just had an E. Should have contested it but I knew how stressful it would be so I let it go. Our lecturer then was a woman so i guess the Dr was dead as of then.

Thank you for understanding.

Sixfeetbelle:
It's not 102 that I flopped cause we didn't offer that one but 201. I guessed it was a case of wrong marking cause it was objectives and I studied the textbook extensively, but sha, bygones.

Whether we've met or not, I'm still not meeting you. I'm keeping in line with my "mysterious" persona on here and you won't ruin it for me

Sixfeetbelle:
Aishh. That nonsense department. Ordinary to type on computer, we couldn't even do. It's to give somebody website protocols to be reading like novels them sabi. I'm vexed even thinking about it now.

See your mouth like keep talking. I'm not saying anything again without having my lawyer present

Okay. If you graduated before I got in, perhaps we never met but then again, you probably stayed around Awka for some years so there's that.

Sixfeetbelle:
@ the bold. You can't do more than a dead rat. Take it from me. No shaking

Geology, 2017. But people I know from Unizik are across the school oh. I'm sure we've met.

Sixfeetbelle:
I'm not scared of you or your other "not so good" means cause I don't even believe you have other means sef. Otherwise you would have known my gender and age by now. All these guys and their over-bloated ego


Oh boy! See money! Na wah oh

Before oh, I been dey reason to send you my account number but I come quick realise say my name go show and I don already activate low-key things for this forum. Besides, I have this feeling in my gut that I know you, like we've met outside of this place.

I once saw your post about Unizik and since e be like say I dey popular for school that year, on to say I may have 'misbehaved' for where guys dey, I don dey on a low-key since make I no jam person wey know me before.

Your offer is good ooh, no doubt, but man pikin gats to be on the low.

Sixfeetbelle:
And how sure are you now that I'm not a man?

@ the bold, wait, are you guessing? And here I am thinking you even had like evidences and such. Imagine. Ngwanu, continue guessing. I'm not telling you anything.

Really?

Wait, before I send, how much are you going to transfer?

Sixfeetbelle:
When you said I should stop quoting you cause I'm a guy, was it not running you were doing then?

Okay. If you say so. If I may ask, what is your gauge of age measurement? I could be way older than twenty.

I want... Let me send my account number

Sixfeetbelle:
What? Did you not run away before? You think I've forgotten.

I'm +1 today, silly

What do I want? Bring your ear closer so I can whisper it to only you.

daniddan1999:
What makes being a man so difficult?
Well me i believe it's the responsibilities that comes with it

Gimmeballs:
We need them most. I haven't seen a redpiller or the so called alphas done anything tangible for their wives or gfs. So I go with simps anyday they're the best

AnonymousRebec:
Thanks. Congrats in advance to Erica's husband

IamPlato:
Which Kind Ring Be This?


My Wife Ring Must Big o. The World Must Know She Belongs To Me.


My Name Will Be On The Ring Sef

AnonymousRebec:
What is Okafor's law please ?

Shanklee:
I don't know why I just automatically pity every married man I see.
Like you'll be forced to eat one woman's food.
You mustn't step out very early and you mustn't get back very late
In-laws will feel like you must be dropping something for them Everytime even more than you do for your family members.
After giving birth, you'll hustle from East to West just to make your family happy, at the end, your wife will make the kids feel like you do not care about them.
Life nor just balance for men.

czarr:
I want just 2 children, and i haven't met a nigerian woman who doesn't want more than 2 children. some tell me they want at least 4, some say 5.

maybe baby mama is the way.