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Sheina:
Oya read am
I am in Lagos,I dey find money
I can cook very very well
I can come and be doing cook day for you
(Cook different dishes for you)
Like once in a week or in 2 weeks or a month for an affordable fee
I'm not a flirt,neither am I looking for boyfriend so you're rest assured na only to work for my money I con do.
I'm lovable (as per work ethics)
If you're married,you can put part of the stress off your Wife
If you're single,trust me they'll ask you who is taking care of you.
Please o,help my ministry
I'm very good with orisirisi/medemede

No name, no pics, no age, nothing about your background, nothing about your educational qualifications, no contact... nothing nothing and you want to be taken seriously.

It's obvious you started this thread for the sole purpose of gaining attention.

Some local government in his state have been overrun by Boko Haram, killing, kidnaping, raping, maiming...etc. And he's not even ashamed to say that he spends only 3 out of 30 days in his state. Truly we deserve the kind of leaders we have in this country.

Sixfeetbelle:


I hate you

What did I do this time?

Sixfeetbelle:
I'm a man, are you satisfied?

Yes... thanks for your honesty tho.

Sixfeetbelle:
It's gonna cost you

I have some ekuke dogs roaming my street and barking like idiots every now and then I could kidnap one and give to you. Surely that would do.

Sixfeetbelle:
What do you need to be convinced otherwise?

Pictorial, voice or video evidence should suffice.

trisha01:
Are there ladies who has not received any birthday gifts from their boyfriend or fiance and are totally okay with that? Please this question is for people who have spent 2years and above in their relationship.

I want to know if I'm alone in this. My relationship is 4years old and ve never received a birthday gift and surprisingly! I don't really care about that. At first I'm angry, then I forget about it.
I'm I okay?

Answer the following questions...

1. Do you buy him gifts often and he doesn't reciprocate?

2. Have you ever celebrated him specially on his birthday? Like taking him out, buying him a cheap cake, getting him some affordable male clothing...etc?

3. Have you ever solved any urgent financial problem in his life and told him to forget about repaying you back?

If all your answers to this questions is NO then you have no right to complain about him not getting you any gift on your birthday.

Sixfeetbelle:
Thank you for having a modicum of faith in me.

Last time I checked I don't have a long fleshy meat dangling between my legs but it was nice messing with the Op and with some of you guys when I made that comment.

The reactions I got was crazy! Some were shocked, some were dumbfounded, others were plain disgusted. It was beyond hilarious.

I should pull pranks like this more often

Cc: Nazgul

You this guy why are you tagging me? You're a guy and you an I know it. Don't try to form prank here.

So even this one too has joined them in weed smoking...and he was such a promising young man.

sKeetz:
I'm dating an older woman... the difference in our ages is just 2 years. She is everything a man can ever dream of.. she's very supportive. Doesn't bother me and lets me do my thing.. she doesn't boss me or anything of sorts. she's also very independent, but the only thing that stresses me out is our age difference and its quite obvious cause i even look quite younger than my age and she's quite matured both physically and mentally.

Are there any cons to marrying a lady that is older? Guys who are married to older ladies, are there any traits i should look out for ?

Ps: we've been dating for 4 years now, so its not like i just met her. So i know everything about her and she knows everything about me.

Age is just a number... follow your heart.

If you know any body that is still checking NCDC COVID-19 daily update, just marry that person cos he or she will never get tired of you.

JOBgame:
me i will simply go and join dreadlocks boys association of nigeria(DBAN)

Two wrongs don't make a right.

For me, my parents are quite aged, so cheating at such age is totally impossible.

AnonymousRebec:
I remember this person when she was shouting that women should tax men. So na man she be . Nawa oo

Don't mind him... they full this Nairaland all these low self-esteem guys looking for attention so they claim to be females so that guys can fight each other over them.

The guy is a hypocrite...we Africans sin but judge others for sinning differently. He fornicates with her, and she wants to pass her cos by sorting. Why should fornication be good for him and sorting be bad for her.

Just tell her that you're broke period rather than trying to sound principled when you might even be worse. Honestly I hate guys like this.

Abouwaza:
Lot of simps and later on they go dey form red pill
Op abeg expose them

Yes o...op should expose them with screenshots. It's so annoying seeing guys you feel are matured behave like he-goats all the time.

First I must applaud him for his rare wisdom. It's extremely rare to find guys of his class who possess such unique abilities in dealing with greedy broke girls.

Finally, tell him to call her bluff...for a broke girl who currently can't even afford a face-me-l-slap-you apartment, such threat is just like the wind. Empty.

Juju isn't done for free. With her current state any money she comes across would be used on stomach infrastructure rather than giving it to one baba whose charm might even be fake.

He's very safe and shouldn't worry himself one bit. Tell him I owe him a round of drinks for his wisdom.

MhisTahrah:
So now the lady is to be blamed, when will some men ever take responsibility for their actions?

If you know that I'm an armed robber, but you marry me anyway for reasons best know to you. And one day you find yourself in jail because of me. Would you blame me for putting you in jail or yourself for knowing that I'm an armed robber but turned a blind eye and continued dating and even married me?

Many girls know that their guys are play boys...I read a thread here on Nairaland where a guy said his fiancee advised him to be using condoms on other girls so he won't infect her cos she knows he's a player.

So would you blame such guy for impregnating her sister when they eventually get married? I wouldn't do that cos the girl knew exactly who he was and still went ahead to marry him.

When a girl makes a choice despite knowing that she's most likely going to end up in pains, trouble or worse she should take full responsibility for her actions.

MhisTahrah:
Even if you do yansh surgery, remove 10 ribs because tiny waist attracts your husband, dress like a stripper, welcome him from work everyday with hot steaming food and lap dance, treat him like a god, buy all the gifts in this world for him.MAN WEY GO CHEAT GO CHEAT.

In such cases, the lady should blame herself for deliberately getting married to a play boy who has refused to grow up rather than a man.

Allsingles:
I'm so confused right now, any time i have misunderstand with my husband, he will sleep outside ,and this make me feel bad and depressed. I know he is cheating on me. The worst part of it that even if he is the one that offended me, he will never apologize, rather he wouldn't come home until i call him or beg him to come back home. I'm tired of begging him. Please my Nairalanders, advise me because tired of this marriage and also confused on how to make him understand that he is hurting me. I don't have friends to share my pain with. Please advise me.

He's tired of you that's just it....here's what I'll advise you to do.

1. Dress well...yes you heard me right. Many married women are so dirty and disgusting. They feel, they're married so what's the point taking care of their bodies...this is one of the things that drives their husbands outside in desperate search of fresher girls. Some women wear adieu papa round neck shirt with wrapper from morning till night looking so unkept like a grandmother. Change your wardrobe, buy roll on, you can get cheap ones for as little as #500, brush you teeth and always appear neat. If you've become overweight loos some weight.

He married you because you were the best amongst the numerous girl friends he had so it's time to reclaim back your first position.

2. Avoid nagging...so many women do this a lot. and many men have become so tired that they just leave the house for them and seek comfort elsewhere. Don't argue with him. If he promises to solve a problem involving money for you, don't nag him with reminders he knows, just allow him be. Limit the way you guys quarrel and he'll begin to find the house comfortable once more.

3. Make him Happy...when a man is happy he'll stay. Whenever he comes back dress sexy and prepare him food, reignite his desire for you. Gist with him while he's eating. Gossip about relevant and irrelevant issues. Make him enjoy your company.

4. Buy him gifts...they say gifts melt the heart of even a hardened man. He's. Your husband, go out and do some shopping. With less than 10k you can get him good shirts, perfume and a wrist watch. Give it to him and tell him how much you love him and watch him feel so guilty for treating you badly.

Good luck.

Sixfeetbelle:
I don't have as I've never dated any lady above 30 years of age.

But once I do, sure why not?

So you're even a male...and you've been pretending to be a female all this while.

Luceefa:
This happened just last Monday. I was fooling around with a guy, but we didn’t have a condom. I suggested he put the bed sheet between us and dry hump, because it would still give us stimulation. I don’t know where he learned about dry humping, because to him it meant wrapping his penis in the sheet and inserting it. Sweet pains

You're a male looking for attention...

You sound so confused...you love her, yet you want to break up with her. If after doing so krama decides to pay you back with your own coin, you'll come back here on Nairaland to start telling us how you've been good to ladies but they keep breaking your heart.

If she's everything you want in a woman like you claimed, what stops you from building a future together. After all isn't that what lovers do?

I don't even understand this your post

Godwin5766:
we

Who is we?

baralatie:

the mods section

But you're not a mod na...

Keketu:
hi please stop thank

Stop what?

tayebest:
It is when mosquito lands on your scrotal sac you'll understand why patience is always a virtue!



Evergreen!

It would be better put this way.

It's when a mosquito lands on your scrotum that you'll know there are other ways of resolving issues without using violence.

pocohantas:
Na the onions part weak me. I just couldn't ignore the humour.

Lol...na so na.

A guy's got to be creative if he wants his move to be greeted with flattery.

And so far he isn't doing badly, cos you're already flattered...leme Sha continue watching from the sidelines and wish you both a happy ending

SUPERPACK:
Pikin wey go spoil go spoil, your mouth no fit change her direction.

I disagree...most spoil because of neglection from their parents, peer pressure, early exposure to boys ..etc. once you can reorient their mentality, they'll be able to scale through that phrase of life.

Sixfeetbelle:
To not have this mindset of not seeing a relationship as a potential platform to foot a lady's bills is a hard virtue to conceive. I am, but, a mere mortal and do not possess such.


You understand, right?

Of course I understand...

Your life, your choice.

Truvel:
When A Girl Is Expose To Sex At Early Stage Of Her Life. As Long As She Has Tasted Sex, Just 4get It. There Is Nothing U Will Tell Her Dat She Will Take. There Is A Girl I Know In Our Area, She Is In J.s.s2. There Was A Day She Didn't Sleep At Home Till D Next Morning. D Mother Was Worried, Only 4 D Mother To Discover Dat She Spent D Night In Her Bf's House. D Mother Beat Dis Girl Thinking Dat She Would Change. 4 Where? It Didn't Change, D Beating Was Even Like A Lucozade Boost To Her To Do More. She Would Sneak & Go There Again. Now Dey Av Gotten Tired Of Her & Let Her To Live D Way She Wants.

I've seen such happen severally...I do blame the parents tho.

Most parents just flog their female children whenever they see them with boys. They don't take time to sit them down and educate them on the dangers of associating with those boys.

With time, these girls would get used to the beating, the pleasure from the sex they're receiving from theses guys wouldn't even make them remember it. And with time the child would be gone beyond redemption.

If I have a daughter whose breasts is already visible I'll sit her down and talk sense into her head. No parable words. I'll be very blunt and raw with her. Many girls engaged into early sex cos they were naive, and the guys in question took advantage of their innocence and defiled them. But once you can educate them on how delicate their bodies are, they'll at least understand the dangers of what they're going into.