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The ngele sef, waitin we never hear before? Abi buhari was not sleeping 1hr daily?

boxer022:
How did he remove a scrotum from the sac? The story is not complete.

Omo, some people are deadly fighters, he must have grabbed the epon very hard, held in to it during the shuffle, refused to let go despite screams from the "beneficiary", he likely squeezed tightly, encouraged by the screams, despite all the punches, bites comming from the victim, he kept his focus on those 2 epon eggs, blokos, balls, knowing he has a mission to accomplish.
Finally with all his strength, he yanked at the scrotum dislodging it from between the victims "gentleman's" area, leaving the gbola in place.
Guess what, to add insult to injury, he then raised the appendage high above his head like a trophy he just won.
On a serious note, when we were kids and visited a village, we saw two village women fight so ferociously, one held on to the others hair, despite all the punches, she held on so strong as if her life depended on it. Omo, next thing we heard was a sick popping sound, this woman pulled out the woman's hair with the scalp attached! Guy every where went silent, call it shock or what ever, the woman screamed, that was what brought is to reality! Of course you know what happend next. See take off!

Asonaijaaso:
I actually commend Tinubu for doing those 2 things.
Meanwhile the other guy you mentioned is a political Neophyte.
He governed Anambra so well, he moved to Lagos after his tenure, just like his Godfather who moved to Dubai.

Konk yourself in the head.

Why can't he eat monkey if it is food to him?

VeryWickedMan:
I want to Bleep that pretty, slim, cupcake standing by the left hand side of that useless, ankara bow-tie wearing buffoon.

I must Bleep her.
No go come.

My guy

martineverest:
washing pdp's dirty linen of corruption

With benefit of hindsight, do you still maintain the same position, or you have finally realized your folly.

profhezekiah:
Well done baba trying to cleanse Nigeria of d stain n blemish put on her

Hope you can still say that with benefit of hindsight, 8 years later.

We4all:
I see absolutely no reason why garri should be so expensive since it isn't even a healthy snack or food. You guys should please reduce how you consume it and watch how the price will crash.

Lolz, oga, as far as diesel is sold for 1600, 1800 per liter, prices are not crashing for foodstuff. It's either people buy it at the current price or if there is low demand, it remains in the farms, unprocessed.
Abi is it not diesel they use to run the processing machines and to transport it to the cities?

Wow, what a man!

A radical, b using minded prisident ceould handle this issue some other way.

seeker121:
You destroyed the one at home but travel far Europe to refined and charge heavily for what you can get on a platter of gold at home.Indeed only God knows what is wrong with the country.

No be juju be dat?

mariahAngel:
What is going on in Benue?
Will there ever be an end to the incessant killings?

Let's ask benuejosh. The knuckle head is somewhere spilling trash while his home state burns.

Zxcvbnmghtr:




But we are yet to have both father and son as President like the United States. The Bush Family for example, there are others in the past, father and son. If Seyi becomes Governor of Lagos, we are coming close. Anyway, families such as the Clinton, Kennedy families, Bush for example have run the government in the U.S, father, wife and their children.

It is pure privilege and the Grace of God that Seyi is enjoying. Why the bad belle from Abati.

Truelly, we as Nigerians are really bleeped in the brains if this is the consensus among some people.

Caramia2020:
Being in the villa does not stop their business besides it's better for the father to have them around because it will help him s lot o, before he will make a fatal mistake.

Are you actually serious with the crap your wrote, as in you actually believe it?

festacman:
They are following their papa like helpless omo daddy teenagers. That's a little disappointing given that they are adults who should be building their businesses. But, it looks like their papa indulges them too much.

One day after their father leaves office and his political influence wanes, they will look back and wished they had done things differently with opportunities his presidency presented.

Persin weh buy 11m pounds house at age 30 go wish say him "do something differently with opportunities his presidency presented"?
Rest assured, their hanging around the villa is them being in the cookie jar, them, not just hands.

God really blessed baba. Imagine at this age, still agile, sharp minded.
Happy birthday Obj!

iwaeda:
APC will ensured people remains in penury, so that by 2027, when they offered you a cup of garri, you will see them as sent messiah. Anyway it will favour me and my family.

Just as those people crowning at his Ikoyi gate for him to share them alms.

Love800:
What do u mean by dat last statement?

When you are older and need to replace that tooth cheaply removed, you find out the cost is plenty.
Eg. When I was a teen, I pulled out a tooth that broke. I could have simply done a root canal with capping procedure. It was like 15k, but I removed the tooth for maybe 2k.
Few years later around 2004, I went to scubbs rental clinic, Apapa, guess what? I was billed $1250 for an implant replacement.
Dont forget as you grow older, missing teeth causes collapse face

kelvindj98:
Cause of death...too much white man shit

Not funny.
What anyone does legitimately that puts food on the table, pays bills is honorable. She was a lawyer licensed to practice in naija, working to survive and raise money to qualify for uk practice. She did not seat at home shoulder raised, that based on her legal status she cannot do odd jobs, leaving the financial burden for her husband to carry..
If it is white man's shit that puts food on the table, so what?

benuejosh:
do i look like i am hungry to you? Evil people.

Yes you do.

kunleiky:
If you see
@Seunsms
@Helinue (this one don change moniker)
@Mannabarbecue
@legendhero, etc on the first page of this thread, I will bend

They are shameless, them fit appear with their usual gabbage.

Where is that charlatan mannabbq? If only he has shame he ought to tender a public apology on this forum.
His favorite meme was a picture of Buhari washing cloths of which that Otondo claimed buhari was washing the mess of Nigeria.
Sane folks saw the man was destroying the country, yet shameless online trolls, because of 30k they got and saw as big money sold their souls to lucifer.
That 30k is now less than 20 pounds.

benuejosh:
We know the people causing their fellow brothers hardship.

Because Peter Obi wasn't voted for and because of that, one commodity will add price 3 times in a day - morning, afternoon and evening.

I have said it before, i will purchase things from northerners.

You will not outgrow your mumu.
Thunder fire you if you ever buy anything from a non northerner, as if you get money buy anything in the first place.

santaclaws:
They've been selling noodles in nylon like this for as long as I can remember, same way they sell broken/deformed ice cream cones... It's usually students that buy and eat them as snacks.

Some of these are leftover products from the factories that produce them and some are from distributors who discard damaged noodles that way.

The above isn't to deny that lots of Nigerians are passing through hardship during this period, it's just to shed more light on it as it's not a new development.

It is used as feed for animals, not for human consumption as it is spillage and not properly, hygienically handled. Personally we buy them for our dogs, domestic chicken, pigins (birds), our goats also snack on them. We buy from oko oba market, opposite the abattoir. It is for farm animals, sold in huge sacks.

jendoslim:
Amen.


Baba God, please help me, just a phone call that will change my condition, story and status forever

We have to make sure we are not the average Nigerian that does not have the habit of picking their calls. You will call someone for business phone will ring they will not pick only to call you back hours later, saying they were not holding their phone, some will say it was charging, some that they left it in the car, in the office or workshop etc.
Eg, I was with someone 2 weeks ago, she wanted to redo her kitchen cabinets, and was calling her carpenter. I told her of my guy that does good furnitures, she said I should call him. Na so I start to call, for where, my guy no pick. 2 hours later her furniture guy came and they agreed on 1.4m. 1 hr later my guy called me say him been leave him phone for office commot. I just shake head say OK.
Meanwhile this my guy get financial issues ohh, of which he had to borrow 200k.
This one na small money matter, but na so e de be for big money own too.

TINTINABULATION:
There is nothing so special here until we are privy to the Memorandum of Understanding between Abia State Government & Cranburg Construction. That is the document that will list all the roads to be constructed with the money. There is no law forbidding a private organization, such as Cranburg to approach its bankers for facility to execute a contract. If Access Bank finds her customer, Cranburg Construction credit worthy, then public opinion holds no sway

Its just like China issuing a loan to nigeria to build an airport, the airport construction must be done by China Civil Engineering Construction Corporation (CCEC) the Chinese construction firm employing Nigerians but supervised by Chinese managers. A lien is placed on the account under the condition Nigeria must approve before money is drawn by the CCEC. Ie there are checks and balances.
Basically what this means is that politicians will not squander the money, china will get their loans repaid, the infrastructure will be built.
This is the difference between the Chinese and western owned imf, world bank etc.
Imf will give Nigeria loan, politicians will still it and take back to western banks, the infrastructure will not be built, meanwhile the citizens (country) is left to pay the loans for generations.
The Chinese alternative on the other hand works, that is why you see airports, rail, trains, bridges, roads, ports all over Africa built by Chinese, while you cannot see any legacy infrastructure from western loans.
In this case, acess bank is the China, abia state is Nigeria, while wigwes wife's construction company is CCEC.
The state wins because 50b(which the state does not have) worth of infrastructure will be done, the bank will have confidence it's money will be used and paid back not squandered.

Never remove a tooth if you can do a root canal. The cost of replacing that tooth when you are older and wiser is astronomical.

ecomalchemistt:
See as ein ear be like VUVUZELA !

It is called Cauliflower ear. This guy na regular customer to "abara", heavy slaps. Na all those nma fighters de get am.

Offensive, repulsive we are not gays in Nigeria, this western culture is strange to us.
As Putin will say, no problem doing such rubbish, but do in in your privacy.

Nokio2:
.oga shame your enemies
Jus drive truck of rice from kubwa to suleja
U will decipher and digress the distress that has retrogress the finess and fitness of Nigerian s and placed them in express duress..

They will say looting of trucks happens more in the US so it is not unique to us.

sweetgala:
And the Nigerian people through their stake in NNPCL, CBN and other agencies who have a position in the refinery (I believe 20%) would continue to benefit the returns of these investments into the national treasury.

The issue I have is the underhand dealings of tye CBN and the FX issued for the construction of the refinery so mush is clouded in mystery.

But we know we will likely not feel the effect of returns into the national treasury. They will go the usual Naija way or at best used to import and pay subsidy on petroleum products. Are we not then back to square one?
The only way we can get the benefit of that refinary is not through the treasury but through petrol, aviation and diesel fuel at the pumps. Just imagine the devastation diesel sold at 1600 has brought to the economy, companies shutting down, or early breaking even not to talk of making profit. Do you know currently, 80% of production cost for factories is going on diesel? What about haulage to move products, produce around the country? I hear it cost 4m+ to hire a trailer from Lagos to kano.
Why is government not insisting dangote fulfill the agreement he has with Nnpc ie a particular % of production will be used to refine Nigerian crude for domestic consumption?

nothingspoil70:
This thread will be very dry. Obidients don't want to hear anything positive about this country anymore. They only masturbate on bad news. And their Agulu lying machine is making sure they have enough of that

Oga come down to reality, unless you don't live in naija (abroadian), or you have responsibilities taken care for you by someone else.