₦airaland Forum

Interesting.
When will the uk public officials hold meeting in nigeria?

No Chinese eyes?

In Asaris voice, them teargas sam!?

Which kin wahala be this?
Nigeria police!!

Metcheew.

Na wah. If she has enough evidence, she should get a lawyer and sue. Who knows it may be her cashout.
Meanwhile, north get land ohh, see the background picture, see the vast empty treeless land all the way to the horizon.

jeromestarks:
Expect your neighbours, cousins, friends and relatives who ran out of Nigeria to run back empty-handed in few months.

They spoke ill of Nigeria and Japa. Now they will japada.


Repeat after me. Say " No place like home"

Why will they run back empty handed? The said you can no longer bring dependants. It those not affect those already there with their dependants.

lendahand:
washing your body frequently in a day offsets the good bacteria flora, ask a doctor. Not good for your skin. You get plenty boxers Shaa. Just poo, wipe mildly with tissue paper and then rinse with water.

Actually I bath 2ce daily, morning and before bedtime at night. When I do more than that is if I got out and sweat, dusty or dirty environment eg mechanics. But if I have the "shits", ie purging, then my bathing will be as many times as I go. Furtunatly for me, I am self employed, can go home at anytime. Lucky to have a bathroom exclusively for my use. See, times I have transmitted on long flights eg Lagos - doha- UK. Had transit of 7 hrs in doha, omo, I de hold belle till I reach destination, why? Because if I use the loo, I no go fit shower. Lol
Anyway my own is like an obsession.
As per boxers, you go laf me if you see my wardrobe. Not exaggerating, I get over 40 pairs, that is excluding those I have not even opened the packs. I buy from primark or pepco, cheap, and in bulk. Packs of 3.

What made me think of bash Ali?

Thank God they are all 18 and above, which means the full weight of the law will apply to them.
By the time they spend atleast 20 years each in jail, when they see woman they will tear race.

If they can make drones, why not grab the drone maker and make him manufacture drones for Nigeria army?

blowjohn:
Do u know that with the kind of voodoo they practice, Haiti is the only country in history that the slaves were able to chase their masters , the French away?

U think say France go risk am again?

Lol

Omo, if I use the loo, I use tissue and then I bath from head to toe. If I have running stomach and go 10 times I must bath 10 times and change my boxers each time.
How folks poo without proper cleaning up amazes me. You give someone a ride and next thing is the horrible smell that hits you inside ac.
I once went out with a paddy many years ago for a party. After we got high and walking towards the car, my guy say him wan poo. How? No toilet around and late at night. He just walked away, cut some leaves, when to the nearest gutter, put one leg on each side and pulled down his pants and offloaded those demons. I was in shock! He then used the leaves to wipe his arse, wore his trousers and walked back as if nothing just happened! Niggar still entered party and carried a lady. How??! Kai, some people dirty shaaa!!

magoo10:
Meanwhile ₦20million today cant start you an average business with a good capital base.

Nb
In response to the kid who quoted me that
if i cannot use 20million for business i cannot manage ₦1billion

I dont sell cars but let me use car sales for example.
A direct tokumbo venza cost between 14 to 16 milion naira ,now tell me how many cars you can have in an average outlet with 20million naira?

20m is 10 pounds, not alot of money in thr Nigerian context.
20m early past year was over 20k pounds.
Just be for APC and Buhari entered, 20m was 80k pounds!
From 80k pounds to 10k pounds in 9 years. NO BE JUJU BE DAT?

Kai, a tourniquet possibly would have saved this mans life. Basic first aid training is necessary and should be taught in schools.

France their colonizer will not send troops or spend billions of dollars as they are doing in Ukraine, neither will the US whoes hemisphere they fall under. But it is to go thousands of miles away to cause trouble at the Russian borders.
Should this not give that kiddies tee-shirt wearing commedian food for thought?

Nice one.

calmandblessed:
Yes more this is just beginning
An average Nigerian isn't a thinker I know

Better use your time for beneficial things. Of what gain is it to you wasting your time on issues that don't concern you? How will this make you ride helicopter, fly to the US to watch basketball or American football or enable you build a palace at queens drive Ikoyi?

Jagaban is working, rice has dropped to 88k

Barcanlsta:
Yul in an Igbo man and has the right to marry more than one wife according to their traditions. So what's the fuse about him marrying Judy?

Guess he should not have married legally then, he should have stuck to the traditional route.

SeeWahala:
I bought a can of Guiness Extra Stout for N900 yesterday night

I drank 4 cans

How many agbad0rians can do what I did?

Lolz
Kaikai and brukutu de naa..

This one na learner.
This days, guymen were burying cows in their offices.

Helpfromabove1:
People still Dey japa with the present exchange rate

Who go carry over 20m to japa and u can’t use it to do something meaningful in nigeria

Omo, 20m is just 10k pounds thanks to emilokan. Where persin Wan japa with 10k?
Do you know before apc came 20m was 80k pounds?

Elzazzi:
So what's wrong with that? If the person believes in African traditions and follows it how it bad ?

Did he kill anyone? Rubbish

You have a point.

Dpharisee:
@bolded is supposed to be his successor

Thanks for the correction.

mrvitalis:
Atedo collect money to conduct polls?

Do you even know who he is?

Atedo collect money from obi of all people? Lmaooo

Him na mumu man.

Putindbutt:
Atedo na big mumu, what's the meaning of this useless tweet?. He has found his voice afteq collecting money from Obi to conduct failed ANAP polls. Akpabio can never be jealous of that black wearing, attention seeking minister of condolence.

Atedo collect money from Obi to conduct anap polls? You even sabi who be atedo? Do you even know who owns stanbic ibtc? Do you know just as wigwe was to access bank, atedo is to stanbic ibtc, Obi is to fidelity bank, elemelu is to uba?
You call billionaire sucessful man weh him generations no need to work again, just chop monie mumu? Kai, we Nigerians have mouth.
Only in Nigeria will you see a man walking with worn shoes(sabinus), look at mansion then say the owner does not have taste, that had it been you, you would have built a better mansion. Lol
You judge who be the big mumu.
Wigwe (billionaire banker)
Atedo (billionaire banker)
Obi (billionaire banker)
Putinbutt (??)

Guy, when such men talk or it comes to their affairs, you, we, including myself should keep quite and listen without comment. Abi what do we know? We know yet some of us (not me) cannot point to 1m inside aza.

This wount be my portion in Jesus mame
For breakfast, I had highly upgraded indomie with moshrooms, brithish sausages and bacon, dried shrimps, olives, an exotic range of peppers, garlic, funally garnished with 2 eggs (Sunnyside up).
Benuejoe and mannabbq can continue grilling lizards and scorpions.

This happend in the north. Those guys have very heavy balls.

If person Wan commit subside, why koba others join.
We know people will have to be detained write statements and also bail themselves.

Nice one.
Hope it did not affect benuejoe and mannabbq.

Abi, na who put me inside private jet be my No1.
Take that private jet as a metaphor.
Ie na who put food for your table be your guy.