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Celebrities › Re: Man Hails Davido As He Spots Him Cruising In His Lamborghini Inside Traffic by nedekid: 7:41pm On Mar 24, 2022
Kai, the car is low on the ground.
Seems this cars are not made to drive in Lagos traffic. I hope the clutch does not get burnt. Notice how it struggle to maneuver parking at the end of the video.
Hot ride.
Politics › Re: Innoson Customized Anambra Deputy Governor Official Car by nedekid: 7:31pm On Mar 24, 2022
Godispeace:
your father has not and can not achieve 50% of what i have achieved . u can take this to d bank shocked shocked shocked shocked
Halfwitt, I am not arguing with you.
You.
Your achievement is for the betterment of you and your puppies.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: We All Caused Nigeria’s Woes, We Must Salvage It Together by nedekid: 4:09pm On Mar 24, 2022
Murphyenemuwe:
It amazes me you're not holding governors in your region accountable but always hating on a man that left the corridors of power as far back as 2007. That's 15 years ago. If he's what u claimed he is, your people won't flock Lagos all in the name of doing business.
This line of talk is stale abeg.
Everybody has just 1 vote in Lagos.
Politics › Re: Tinubu: We All Caused Nigeria’s Woes, We Must Salvage It Together by nedekid: 4:06pm On Mar 24, 2022
Hmm, we all caused it?
Na wah..

Sports › Re: Ahmed Musa Inspects His Estate In Lekki (Photos) by nedekid: 1:36pm On Mar 24, 2022
On a lighter note, this Ahmed Musa should go check well, it seems somehow his father must be from the "developers" zone.
Okocha and the rest must be from up north.
This guy and solid investments are 5&6!
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu Celebrates His 59th Birthday (Photo) by nedekid: 9:43am On Mar 24, 2022
These caliber of people cannot be president of Nigeria unfortunately undecided
Politics › Re: Photos Of Buhari, Dangote & Sanwo-Olu In Lagos by nedekid: 12:02am On Mar 24, 2022
Bros dangote should open the fuel refinary naa..
Travel › Re: Aftermath Of Fire Incident At Apongbon, Lagos Island (Photos) by nedekid: 12:02am On Mar 24, 2022
Seriously shocked
That bridge has been compromised.
But what Market is under the bridge that will catch this kind of heavy fire? Alcohol?
Business › Re: My Worst Regret While Trying To Make Money Online by nedekid: 11:59pm On Mar 23, 2022
doctore212:
In this life try to carry olosho even if na once.

Reasons..
Olosho gives peace of mind.
The only disadvantage is that my salary too dey quick finish. And I do lie to my wife alot.

With 2k5 you can carry olosho TDB in my area
2k5 olosho shocked
That one with condom sef person fit still catch VD ohh grin
Health › Re: HIV Epidemic On Lekki/Ajah Island - Kemi Olunloyo by nedekid: 7:32pm On Mar 23, 2022
ChoCho54:
Just come clean Oga.
HA!! shocked
TV/Movies › Re: Customer Review Of TSTV Services by nedekid: 6:10pm On Mar 23, 2022
Gadafii:
DStv na ripper

How the federal govt sits and allow them run this scam is beyond me, it's supposed to be pay as you watch, the weyreys no send your papa, if you like don't put on your decoder for 28 days, in the 30th day the subscription will expire, that's fraud
Dont think can do anything about that as it is a monopoly. If more players come in, competition will solve that problem. Remember when Glo entered the market with per second billing.
Food › Re: Shawarma Is Causing Prolonged Erection In Ibadan- Dr Alleges by nedekid: 5:58pm On Mar 23, 2022
BESTScientist1:
He has been arrested by operatives of Financial Crimes Commission yesterday
For real?

Food › Re: Shawarma Is Causing Prolonged Erection In Ibadan- Dr Alleges by nedekid: 5:57pm On Mar 23, 2022
Na to visit IB go buy stock of shawama bring come house. Load am for fridge oh grin

Health › Re: HIV Epidemic On Lekki/Ajah Island - Kemi Olunloyo by nedekid: 5:55pm On Mar 23, 2022
I hear personal test kit weh de take 5 min to show result don de. 99% accurate too.
Some bigboys that like it raw will do hiv test sharp sharp on chicks before they nack.
Food › Re: See The Meat Pie A Content Creator Bought In Ibadan - Photo by nedekid: 5:47pm On Mar 23, 2022
Justice4Toto:
There is nothing like meat pie or fish pie

It's minced pie


Do consult Oxford university Dictionary
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meat_pie
Food › Re: See The Meat Pie A Content Creator Bought In Ibadan - Photo by nedekid: 5:44pm On Mar 23, 2022
Egg pie.
What will they call it if filled with cream. huh
Politics › Re: Innoson Customized Anambra Deputy Governor Official Car by nedekid: 5:43pm On Mar 23, 2022
Godispeace:
epistle with no single sense , u are just a jobless fool with this epistle shocked shocked shocked
Yes I am jobless, if you offer me work I will take.
Anyway, I wasted time explaining to a halfwitt hoping you will comprehend. But of course you wount read. Lazy youth as baba said.
Nairaland General › Re: What Going On In Nigeria? Why Do People Beg Alot by nedekid: 5:40pm On Mar 23, 2022
We4all:
No offense meant. I was just trying to make a point. I am even surprised that you are a family man. I am also surprised that you don’t pick calls as a family man. You should start picking calls cos some calls could be an emergency.

I will tell you a brief story. My mom will never see a missed call and not call back. It is one of her life’s policy. Do you know why? Twice that my siblings were involved in an accident, it was a random call she got.

There was a wealthy man who claimed he doesn’t answer calls from strange numbers. What happened? His only son was involved in a ghastly accident.

A good Samaritan tried to reach him but he wouldn’t pick up. The good Samaritan decided to send a message and by the time he responded it was too late.

My mom will say: “Don’t reject a call but you’re free to reject the message behind the call”. I hope you get it now?
I get your point.
Thanks.
Politics › Re: Innoson Customized Anambra Deputy Governor Official Car by nedekid: 5:35pm On Mar 23, 2022
Godispeace:
u are so foolish , but u can ask Buhari that question when he started building the 2nd Niger Bridge (aka Buhari Bridge), roads , model trains, traders money etc that will even benefit all of u flat heads from generation to generations , u are guys are so stupid walahi shocked shocked shocked shocked
Oga trains, etc are good, airports too. But that of Nigeria was done with poor economic management.
You take huge Chinese and European loans to build rail, including that to maradi. The 2 most active rail lines are ibadan - Lagos, Abuja - kaduna. Are you aware the income from this lines cannot pay salaries or run the expenses much more pay the loans?
Any halfwitt would have taken the loans and had the Chinese build refinaries. Multiple brand new refinaries. (not just waiting on dangote monopoly). Do you know apart from corruption, the major killer of the Nigerian economy is our importation of refined petroleum products? Petrol, diesel and allied materials. The same products powers the factories, production, economy etc.
Are you aware Nnpc says they may not contribute to the national purse as all the gains from increase in crude oil price will go into importation and subsidy of petrol, diesel and aviation fuel.
Other countries are stocking their foreign reserve, their currency is appreciating, Angola by 20% last week.
We in naija, naira is falling when others are rejoicing.
Build the refinaries, stop the importation of petrol. By now the money saved by local production of petrol would have been used to build the bridge, train, airports and other infrastructure debt free!
Meanwhile you are still hailing buhari for train, bridge and airport abi? Items placing poverty on Nigerians.
Politics › Re: Innoson Customized Anambra Deputy Governor Official Car by nedekid: 5:18pm On Mar 23, 2022
Putindbutt:
How does this increase the income of Anambra from#300 million to #30billion?
The only person smiling to the bank here is Innoson.
Guess he pays some form of taxes in billions to the state. Employs thousands of people.
Nairaland General › Re: What Going On In Nigeria? Why Do People Beg Alot by nedekid: 4:32pm On Mar 23, 2022
We4all:
When you hit rock bottom you will start receiving calls again.

This reminds me of a guy who said he doesn’t receive calls. Would you blame him? He was wealthy with a nice paying job. Niggar looked down on people and would never receive or return calls.

Fate dealt a blow in him and he lost everything. Dude became humbled and learnt to start flashing because he couldn’t even afford airtime.
I rebuke and reject your hit bottom proclamation. Let's assume you meant something else.
See this guy, abi don't you know I have paid my dues? Besides who told you I am rich? I just explained how I live within my means, manage myself, cut out frivolous spending.
Are you suggesting that I give all my little change out to everyone that ask me?
On this forum years back, based on giving airtime or breakfast to 10 people, I ended up giving to over 70 despite the little I have. Who gives me? Don't you know I am a family man with kids, private university school fees to pay?
I explained that I don't pick calls, what is the reason? People call to ask for money and since I don't want to offend anyone by declining, I will not pick. Simple!
Or are you saying I should lend people money, then it turns to fight to get my money back? Last guy I gave 2 months ago told me it was till month end when he gets his salary. I told him to take from online app, dude said he hid not like them. I gave him, till today he has not mentioned he owed me not to talk of paying. He sees me and walks pass.
Abeg, I don't like your first statement!
Romance › Re: Keeping Your Penis In One Place Will Solve 50% Of All Your Problems - Pharmacist by nedekid: 2:55pm On Mar 23, 2022
In other words 50% means nack madam or join Vaseline gang grin
Truely, your expenses go go down big time.
Olosho or gf each nack break down analysis.

Budget nack
Good time, choppings - ₦5k
Shortime 2hrs- ₦5k
Thank you/ transport - ₦5k
Total= ₦15k
Average.
Good time choppind ie drinks and food- -15k
-Hotel room 25k
Thank you /transport ₦25k
Average nack-₦65k
Big boy nacks
Good time/ choppings-200k
Hotel room-120k
Thank you/transport₦ 200k
Total= ₦520k
If you nack 3 times a week nko?
Guys keep your blokos one place or join Vaseline gang if you can't.

Education › Re: How Old Is Your Sim Card Today? by nedekid: 2:29pm On Mar 23, 2022
Nicepoker:
16 yrs. No Sim retrieval done. The sim is as white as snow. Had to use a scissors to cut the sim to a micro size.
That means you use a either a non andiod phone or if you do, your phone may have 4g but you are not enjoying its potentials as your sim is 3g.
You need to upgrade your sim card.
Family › Re: Wife Of One Month Jumps Fence After Her Husband Demanded For Her SIM Card by nedekid: 2:24pm On Mar 23, 2022
SmartGadgetz:
That's how bitches behave when they are dickmatized, they can't think straight.

Guyyysss, learn how to dvck a girl very well and dickmatize her, very important In keeping relationship stronger because she would be helplessly Inlove with the whole feeling and experience she is getting from you, especially when you are handling her roughly.

Drops pen.
Yeah, it works both ways.
Women who have guys that "dickmatize" (using your words) them well also have need for money. So being able to nack well wount keep a philandering wife. She will go choke someone with money.
The late tunde Thomas nko, a fine healthy man, was it not his wife's boss, an old man with big belle that fathered his 2 kids under his own nose? Abi could that Fcmb man nack more than late tunde?
When Regina was dating that her fine boy boyfriend, did Ned not collect her?
Do you know how many newly married women with 1,2 kids are bugging my friend to come and "do"? Even sending nudes, videos ( not even hiding their faces).
Abeg leave matter, woman that will do will do.
Now let me shock you, most women cheat, the only one innocent is the one that is yet to be caught.
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija’s Kiddwaya Blasts The Use Of Stone To Hold Buhari's Stage In Lagos (Pix) by nedekid: 2:09pm On Mar 23, 2022
blowjohn:
Those stones are not ordinary stones.
If u investigate further u may find out they were brought in frm the Philippines for the podium.
And for several $$ too.
Contract given to one abokii. grin
Celebrities › Re: BBNaija’s Kiddwaya Blasts The Use Of Stone To Hold Buhari's Stage In Lagos (Pix) by nedekid: 2:08pm On Mar 23, 2022
Femi adesina will say "it shows buhari stands on rock solid ground"

Nairaland General › Re: What Going On In Nigeria? Why Do People Beg Alot by nedekid:
As for me, I don't pick calls again, especially unknown numbers. Thank God I have a dedicated business line I don't use to make calls so folks don't have the number.
Why? See 90% of the calls and whatsapp, fb etc I get is from folks asking for money.
Eg. Old school mate I met at reunion after not seeing for over 33 years. Called
1 week after party I sent money. 1 week later she called that her friend(Sic) was owing online loan app and they are disturbing her. Her friend need 50k shocked as I de write this she de call me sef.
Another one say house rent don expire landlord Wan pursue family. My paddy nko, the one that almost punch my over buhari matter, that one and another no de follow me talk again!
Just say hi to person now, the next thing is Bill.
So to avoid quarell, I don't pick calls or respond to messages.
Those my mind moves me to assist I do, but unfortunately, the next week they are back to ask.
Some that ask me for loan nko, don't even go there, once you give them, that is the end, they will meet with you everyday and do as if you dash them the money. So me, i don't lend money again.
Suppring thing is that na manage I de, If I wanna drink, I buy a bottle of red label, ice etc, stay home or drive out, stay in my car and drink, instead of entering joint and buying drink of 6k for 15k.
I built my own barbeque griller, on weekends we de house grill fish that they sell outside for 7k outside. Chicken they sell 8k for bar, I go buy 2 kilo chicken, 2 kilo turkey. Spice am grill for compound garden grin
Things are really hard right now for Nigerians due to this evil regime.
Investment › Re: Awuzie: Money In Chinmark's Frozen Account Can't Pay 3 Top Investors by nedekid: 1:38pm On Mar 23, 2022
angelfallz:
grin grin grin grin grin
Your are wicked!
He say na Street boy
Na so years back when all these people de reign, pennywise, wealth gate etc.
Popsi de call our tiler to come work. Tiler talk say him don pass that work, say him don invest in many "portfolio". Say him Money de flow weekly. Assess howwww??.
Na so popsi come de advice me to put money. I no gree. He call me from London where he go chop life. I say lie lie say these people I no trust them. Popsi tell me say I no de take risk. Hmm.
The next day, na so these people I call them. Then send portfolio manager come my house. Na do I "invest 500k. I write cheque give them. Hmm.
Within 3 days as my cheque clear that very day na so I hear say yawa don gas. Say them don stop to pay people. Na so I drive go the branch bank of wealth gate somewhere in ojodu. (I trace am). I de there 5 hrs de sweat. Bank manager sorry for me show me their account, them don widraw Avery thing including my money shocked
Meanwhile, them release statement say SEC, efcc na him disturb them by blocking account. Account weh no money de inside.
Later sec say make all those who lose money go their office write later of claims. Na so another suffer start. I go oregun write letter, l, wait hours under sun to submit am. Till today, who Sai?waste of time. Them use my money take buy benz.
This tori happened around that kine 2006 or 2007 oh. When wonder banks de reign. I de so, Guyman wack my 500k when naira na like ₦100 to $1.
Investment › Re: Awuzie: Money In Chinmark's Frozen Account Can't Pay 3 Top Investors by nedekid: 11:38am On Mar 23, 2022
NGArmyTerrorist:
Fraudsters and anointing Oil! Zoo is collapsing already!
Him de use anointing oil invoke the moni? shocked
Kai, this man na confirmed Guyman ohh shocked
Investment › Re: Awuzie: Money In Chinmark's Frozen Account Can't Pay 3 Top Investors by nedekid: 11:37am On Mar 23, 2022
Hmm, the normal sec excuse.
Abeg people should move on jare. Face the fact your money is gone.
They have used your money to invest in benz.
Nigerians will see a street boy put on suit, snap pictures and believe he is an experienced financial expert and investor. They pack their money and give the guy.
Anyone that lost his money here deserves it sorry to say.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia Will Use Nuclear Weapons When Under Threat - Dmitry Peskov by nedekid: 6:18am On Mar 23, 2022
Rgade:
Go further back to the Korean War since we’re talking about who set a precedence.
The Korean War is in no war an analogy of precedence being set by soviet union. In fact it buttresses the same issue of precedence set by the US.
N Korea invaded the south with the soviets as advicer and suppliers. The US, just as they later did in Afghanistan(Mujahideen) joined in support of S. Korea, suppying arms and troops just as they are doing now, instigating and then arming ukraine, thousand of miles away from their boarder against Russia.
https://www.britannica.com/event/Korean-War
Politics › Re: Poor Electricity, High Diesel Cost: Manufacturers Count Losses, Banks Affected by nedekid: 12:30am On Mar 23, 2022
VOsimhen144:
Buhari is a great Economist, Buhari has made life so easy for Nigerians, He created millions of jobs, security is good, we can travel to any part of the North with our mind at rest. Buhari is God sent.

Just go to any filling station and tell the fuel attendent you voted for Buhari and they will sell fuel for you #65, while diesel #120. Infact Buhari is the best thing that has ever happened to Nigeria and Nigerians should Learn to appreciate his good work.


Zombies and BMC miscreants Hope I tried??
They will tell you he build airport and train lines, he built 2nd Niger bridge and train to maradi Niger as achievement, forgetting all is ontop Chinese and European loans. Saying na "infrastructure".
A sensible government ran by people like Obi, adesina, elemelu etc would have first taken that loan if needed to solve the major "chopper" of our foreign earnings ie importation of petroleum product by building refinaries! Not waiting for a monopoly by dangote.
Instead we took the loans to build infrastructure that is not overly productive, just a convinience. Abi how much does Lagos, ibadan rail line contribute to national purse? It cannot even run its expenses, much more pay debt without government intervention!
Oil price has increased yet naira still falls against the dollar while that of other oil producing countries are appreciating. Angola on Saturday celebrated 20% appreciation against the dollar. But ours is different cos we are using the gains to pay debt and import fuel. NO BE JUJU BE THAT?
This economy has been grossly mismanaged by misfits in the highest terms these past few years.
I bought a loaf of bread at parkets and pieces store shasha on Sunday for ₦800!

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