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Lucrativress:
Time upppppp !!!

No no your time is fast oh...I still have time young lady

Lucrativress:
Anniversary

How did we get to anniversary? Young lady come again

Lucrativress:
It is codedddd

Ah and I no look well....mo fvck up

Lucrativress:
I'm not boring online
I'm Textroverted
So I can as well take all the glory that I was the rodo and tatashe here
Lemme runnnnn

Without onions spice never complete, I expensive die. Na me "enrich" this conversation

Lucrativress:
Next time you will say
Maybe we should just move to our Neighbors House

Neighbor neighbor, I am sure he will welcome us. Wetin they happen for neighbor place self?

Lucrativress:
I actually felt I'd be snoring by now,like since after 11

And you thought I was boring. Me boring? I laugh in signs and wonder.

Lucrativress:
Lemme give you another codeeeeee
Walahi e be like say na me like rubbish

Na enjoyment you dey call rubbish. But where you hide this rubbish wey you mention so, I no see am here o young lady.

Lucrativress:
Yehhh
My head is swelling!!!
Ori min gbanaaaa

It's been fun mrs smart pants aka young lady . I'm sure you didnt plan to stay up this late. I still didnt see that follow, why havent you?

Lucrativress:
Nairaland is teaching us contentment
I'll make do with what we have
I'll nuh check our Neighbor WhatsApp's own and Facebook's own
At least we're still better than Twitter

But I dont like as you are crying young lady, what will people say of me? No no. Tell them categorically that you are blushing that's all.


Dont worry seun will add more emojis hopefully.

Lucrativress:
Lie that you don't want your mumu button to be tickled small
Oya lie

If I say the lie how will you know I am lying now, okay in the voice of "Lia Mohammed- Ejo take it softly with me".

Lucrativress:
Cause I'd have loved to put a cover eyes smilie and a blushing smilie at the end of that text but Nairaland's emoji's are sooo limited

Eya, I can understand. Will this emoji be okay " "? Its for that too

Lucrativress:
No o
Not Lasisi o
Been hearing Pappi for years now from some Couples
The Daddy wa is just to burst his brain
As per "Baby mi,ori e wa mbe"

Many "mumu buttons" has been damaged this way, oh my.
I'm in shock

Lucrativress:
Are you indirectly saying you want me to call you those? *covers eyes*
Nairaland do more emoji's naaa

Wetin me I dey reason, na who flog you just now now, why are you crying young lady?

Lucrativress:
Se you wan dey whine me ni (in Lasisi's voice)

Oh, so its LASISI you got the Daddy and Pappi from. No wonder, the original Zaddy.

Lucrativress:
When there's still Sugarplum and HoneyBunny
Cookie and the rest
You'll just be jawon mo rawon now
So one never goes stale

So you know all these good ones. Mrs smart pants, always put your good work first, not last. This names are better.

Lucrativress:
Oniranu
Oniranu
You like rubbish

For the fact you understand it your head is hot, wo is not my fault

Lucrativress:
Me wey no get stamina

But stamina sha dey for other things...hmmm.

Lucrativress:
Lemme burst your Bubble
All together I think I've seen maximum of 6/7 of his Skit's
Ooobi

You dont mean it? For reals, interesting. So you no fit call person "baby", "honey", na "daddy" and "pappi".

Young blood, I never ready to old yet.

Lucrativress:
Yinmu
You like rubbish

You have watch too much Mr macaroni skits, infact I think you watched one this evening before our chat.

Lucrativress:
Fight ke
Oloun maje
So that they'll roll me up like Ball or what?
Or I'd see what my other missing rib looks like
I don't even stop to watch real life fights on the road komalokobami

You dont say, hope those small girls don't throw their weight around you cause you dont want to physically engage them

Lucrativress:
Ahhh shioorrr
Oniranu
See how you went to link it

E shock you abi? That's how I roll young lady aka Mrs smart pants trying to trick me.

Lucrativress:
As innnnnn
Madtttzzz
Always makes it soo epic!
Especially when his eyes is all swollen and defeated and they're hitting the ground hard to the third time and he's still staying limp

You are vivid, you even noticed up to the eyes. Shey you sabi fight?

Lucrativress:
So you don't want a scene where they're using fingers to trace the lines and carves of your body and whispering Pappi an other names into your ear's...

Is this the follow you wanted to follow me, tracing lines down my carves to where ever you are tracing it too. Thought you wanted to follow me on nairaland lady?

Lucrativress:
If you leave me to it,I'll watch the match finish
What makes me laugh soo hard is who bragged the most,when he finally looses,always damn epic!

It's just show bizz. And they brag alot, very pulsating until the looser eats his words after the loss

Lucrativress:
Pappi

Pappi, nah. I want to be forever young lady, no pappi.

Lucrativress:
Osheyy
Ghen ghen
Do you watch Wrestlemania?

Yeah but more of UFC and pro boxing matches. I guess you like wrestling?

Lucrativress:
Oyaa
Daddy wa!

Who is your daddy, young lady? Young blood like me

Lucrativress:
It means
If I take you to the Zoo now
You'll turn to Dagboru
I want to see,I want to see

I am not an animal, zoo's are for animals. Civilised people fight in the ring. A ring is where no laws holds.

Lucrativress:
Can I sha follow you
See o
You want us to start arguing again
Me da I'm being a good geh

Yes you are free. It's good you want to be nice.

Lucrativress:
Awwwnnnn
Gentleman
Ghen ghen ghen ghennnnnnnnnn

I dont fight cause of the law, just the law.

Lucrativress:
I wasn't lying when I was writing that I was laughing out

Sure, you arent good at the therapy thing especially for men. Just stick with women, you can defend them well.

Lucrativress:
Were you listening?

Please don't beat me *runs out*

Beat you, not also my thing. So walk instead of running.