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nerodenero:
Just checked and as expected, card is not ready. I hope it'd be ready before the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Can we ever get anything right in this country?

CAPITAL NO!

pls i still stand by this naija song - "Aluwalaaa olongbo, ogbon ati k'eran jeni........... the ablution of the cat is a strategy for stealing meat.
Aloota, sory looooting continua.

As well as "neoclassical" a fellow nairalander's remark in the house of reps thread where this news was first broken.
"How far has the 2016 budget been implemented?
Was the budget deficit, balanced or surplus after its implementation (if any)?

Naija my country, no budget appraisal. All we hear is that the budget has been passed but no one cares about its implementation."

Aluwalaaa olongbo, ogbon ati k'eran jeni........... the ablution of the cat is a strategy for stealing meat.(copied from a naija song).
Aloota, sory looooting continua.

SeniorZato:
So wat do we now do, call EFCC or DSS?

Why call, wen u can whistle

Fuckshiit:
[color=#F535AA] He just fúçking signed a life long contract with a fúçking single pússy[/color]


[color=#F535AA] for da rest of his blöödyfûçkiñg life[/color]

Pls how has f..kn many p...sies helped your career, future dreams, aspirations etc? Just glorying in NOTHING! Be sincere, look deep within yourself & giv urself an honest answer.

Spiritual fortification is all I see here

Imajer54:
I opened the opened the thread expecting to see three men in uniforms...

OLODO!

webincomeplus:
I know we'll soon start hearing shitty stories like this. By next week, we should also see headlines on how Joshua once hawked akara to make a living.

As for the assertion that he could have won the gold medal for Nigeria if given the chance, I disagree. Nigeria is known for working hard against the success of her citizens. And the fact that he wasn't given the chance is enough proof.

Here in our crappy country, a senator's nephew who can't knock out a pillow will be chosen over real boxing talents. And even if a real boxer is given the chance, the NBF will fail to release funds for his welfare and training tours because the foolish pot-bellied people in charge have stolen the funds meant for that.

bro, i can't agree less. on point.

Finally, he's just woken up to fight d "naija way". Tough luck bro

Presh900:
I rather die than be poorer than my wife... [url][/url]

I hope you don't speed up ur demise wit your MOUTHY MOUTH & FOOLISH PRIDE!
Pls tink on this - "Fate, it seems, is not without a sense of irony" - Morpheus, Matrix one.

sirbanky77:
E concern me no be his girlfriend

How myopic, callous & apathetic! She is someone's daughter/sister/niece & a would-be wife/mother etc. pls think in this line.

please what is Uncle Falana talking about? i have a lot of respect for him but what he is doing is pretty subsersive, using lacunae in the law to prevent the execution of a sentence. Seem pretty much like the injunctions looters get to avert justice. Until we adopt the "all or none" principle as a country , no matter whose ox is gored, we will keep moving at a speed of 100km/hr with the gear in reverse!

someone pls remind me again - pls what is rivers state celebrating? I thought Wike's pre-occupation would be to champion the stop to oil spillage ravaging the region, engage militants to enable them earn legitimate income, ensure food security etc rather than this wasteful spending spree.
what a jungle, sory country.

Miniskirt:
Men are honest beings, they don't tell lies..

Really ? pardon my commenting since its supposed to be an all-ladies thread, but i couldn't hold myself back after reading the quote above.
I am a guy and i know my contemporaries literally vomit lies whole sale when a female gender frequency is picked up by their antenna.
Men can say and do anything to get what they want.

Common what's with the charade - rolling on the floor! He knows those he can hoodwink.

if EFCC ain't speaking now, they should forever hold their peace. Giving room for doctored report.

Ali!Ali!!Ali!!! i pity you. In a jaundiced, anus reasoning senate of "aye"s have it even with a resounding "nay", you may begin to count down the no. of days left of your pathetic political career.

A paltry N250 for the best graduating student in peadiatrics! Compare this wit a whooping N25m for idling away in one hole for 90 days!
Naija, dem swear for u? say make u no appreciate industry?

While I don't condone reckless lifestyle, I thought the pre-occupation of this team of medical experts would be to assiduously find a CURE for HIV/AIDS, rather than this mundane talk of "appropriate local nomenclature".
Naija chasing shadows since 1960

Religion is one of the major problems we have as a country. There appears to be a lot of hypocrisy at play. Initially I thought only Christians openly endorse evil people, little did I know that the other major religion does same. After all the criminal & corruption cases hanging on saraki's neck, what this religious organization could think of was how to turban this alledged crook.
Bottom line - love & worship your God with all your heart, soul, mind & strength, then love your neighbor as you love yourself.
Leave these religious leaders of doom to their conscience & their God to judge them.

Billyonaire:
I have answers to all your questions. I am a Scientist too, so we can relate if you do not insult my sensibility with tantrums which has become the norm of Religious people when they lack answers to basic Life Questions.

Shall I begin;

1. Does satan exist?
Answer: Yes, It exists

2. How do we explain magic?
Answer:
Magic is the conscious manipulation of Plasma(ether) to collapse wave-function and produce 'expected' outcomes.

3. Do demons exist? Or is there such thing as demonic possession?
Answer:
Yes, Demons Exist, and there is Demonic Possessiom; I can explain further. The physical body of man follows a framework of blueprint of light body with nodes which advance Entities latch their chips to track location of beings in cosmos and broadcast their intention, manipulate the vectors and control their victims. I have seen Demon before and I have a way of getting them off.

4. How is order maintained amongst celestial bodies-spiritual & physical eg hierarchy of powers, sun-moon-galaxy relationship?
Answer: Good Question; The Order of Star System which you call Celestial bodies are home of extra-terrestrials and order is maintained via the Galactic Federation of Entities using the Natural Forces. Sound frequencies of diverse planets, blackholes etc resonate at specific frequencies and resonance to keep all the Star Systems in place. This is a proven science in laboratories and I verify this to be absolute fact of creation.

5. Can science reproduce the sun or create a human being with breadth & a distinct will & mind of its own?
Yes, very perfectly. The Entire Star systems, solar systems were put in place by Scientific knowledge of the Primordial Entities that are allover the Extra and Intra terresterial dimensions and densities of the Universe.

Humans are a product of just DNA sequencing and engineering and we are a product of such creation process by Marduk and Enki, a generation of Orion based advance humanoid Species that proclaimed 'Let US make man in OUR own Image'. Those are advance Humanoid using the instrumentation of science to create us and we can do it even today, we have a team of scientist in secret laboratories doing it as I type this. I have proofs that I wont share in public. Send me an email if you want to know where creation is going on right now.

6. Where do native doctors & other spiritualists derive their powers?

All powers (wrong word for Manipulation of Plasma phase of Matter called Ether) are naturally available to every human being, but compartmentalized religion has manipulated man to ignore the inherent power available to all humans and take their focus to an inexistent Construct that resides in an heavenly location which does not exist in Physicality and not even within the realms outside of Time and Space but just a illusion existing in the mental plane, a product of thoughts collapsed by mass consciousness.

7. Can you tell me what will happen to you when u breathe your last?

I will answer this question in a great way. Read;

You do not have a Soul, You are Soul, You have a body. A body designed for Planet Earth, the body is like a spacesuit for Mission Earth, the Soul is the real you. When your your spacesuit becomes diseased, accidented, damaged or aged and Soul can no longer experience Life on Earth to fulfill its Soul mission, Soul goes back to Source Field. Soul is Photonic in nature, a Light being with capacity for unlimited storage of information/data. When soul goes back to Source Field, Soul is stripped of all information and such information is recycled to re-design the Cosmos.

Our purpose on Earth as physical body is to house Soul, to experience ITS creation.

This message is not evangelical and I answer them because you asked nicely.

Forgive typos. I am not a secretary.

Wow! Fantastic answers! Contrary to what you may think, I am not a religious fanatic & try to view issues from people's perspective in as much as I would like they do through mine too.
Insults? No way! We wil keep communicating until we arrive at a middle ground or remain stuck to our guns.
My email add is ojichuksoji@yahoo.com
I look forward to what you have to say about water existing in three interchangeable phases - solid,liquid & gas - & compare that wit man whom you have reduced to two components - soul & body. So if spiritism exists, can't man express himself through a spirit component? Point is, the MAN I know, me inclusive, is a spirit, has a soul & resides in a body.
How are bad people dealt with by God, sorry cosmos? Is cosmos also forgiving? Does cosmos turn a blind eye to perpertrators of evil? - blood money ritualists, murderers, politicians & govt officials who loot us blind of our common patrimony etc.
How does cosmos reward 'good' people? People who epitomize 'love your neighbor as you love yourself'
Please who created Marduk & Enki? how did these Orion based primordial humanoid species come into being? What was their purpose in saying " let us make man in our own image"?
I await your response via email sir,
Good morning & happy Easter Sunday!

Billyonaire:
You quoted the Christian Bible to me when I am not a Christian? Dont you think your level of understanding is limited to Christianity and Christianity itself does not have adequate information about what Heaven is ?

Too bad you will never get to the know the other side of Truth about Heaven until when you die because your religion knows too little about Heaven.

I pity you. Your knowledge in that religion is too limited. That is why you waste your tithe money on Pastors who buy cars for their Ashawo Girlfriends all over the world.

Slaves.

Really! Let me ask you a few question, rhetorical though (you may go still ahead & reply)
How did this world come into existence?
Does satan exist?
How do we explain magic?
Do demons exist? Or is there such thing as demonic possession?
How is order maintained amongst celestial bodies-spiritual & physical eg hierarchy of powers, sun-moon-galaxy relationship?
Can science reproduce the sun or create a human being with breadth & a distinct will & mind of its own?
Where do native doctors & other spiritualists derive their powers?
Can you tell me what will happen to you when u breathe your last?
I could go on & on wit more questions, but I wil leave you to ponder on these few.
I believe in science cos I am a scientist, but I hav found the delicate balance between Christianity & science. Truth is God is the source of all wisdom, science is only a derivative from the wisdom of the Almighty, bequeathed to humanity for her good.

Billyonaire:
Low....

There is a place better than Heaven......


Heaven is just a construct, y'all created it by mass consciousness collapsing the wave-funtions and materializing your 'Heaven'.

Y'all will see how boring it will be when same symphonies keep repeating itself with great weather, perfect trees, streets of gold and silver and you holding hands with your loved ones, so glamorous. Then you realized there..and say...This is it ? Then that matrix opens up and now you realize its been your creation, y'all creation and then you will come over, out of that illusion called Heaven and ,.....towards the Source Field. The Quantum Source of all, that there is.

Peace & Love.

Digital Physics....if you've got the brains.

Just like Festus said to Apostle paul in Acts 26v24, " Your great learning is driving you mad...."(KJV), I hope some of your waves are not beginning to malfunction sir.

ALAYORMII:
I saw two Cockroach having sex.
I wanted to spray RAID and I thought twice again
Maybe he has been chasing her for years, and
she has been eating all
his money without allowing him to get down
there, I'm a human I have a good heart , so I let
him
enjoy. ..
But as i was about going i had second thought
what if he was raping her .....am confused �
......
Pls advice me on Wat to do


Dat is the SPIFF mentality. cary go.

pls where is the chest that AY is trying to show us?

Dammytrager:
Gospel comedian!!!...

Everything is now turning gospel
Gospel rapper
Gospel Comedian

soon we should start seeing things like Gospel twerker

My bro, I feel you. Verily verily I say unto you that in no distant future, devil go sit down comfortably for church & we go address am as bro/sis.
Men, ur gospel twerker really got me

Sparkle777:
Haahaahaahaa, true. My contact is from force hqters but I paid and ppl I brought to him equally paid 10k. If u stay within Abj and need one,just holla me.
It's only free on paper.

It's really free! Nigerians & sharp-sharp mentality (somebody help me wit zuma's double forefinger gesture)!
Go on line & get it done, then proceed to d state force hq for FREE capturing.
If u parted wit any sum of money, just know u hav been scammed.
Once again, it's all free! Time & patience are all u need

Dats going too far sir. The idle, shortsighted sports minister does not expect us to qualify!

Ugosample:
The best graduating student has nothing but grades

If you said maybe the guy from the uni with the best project which solved a problem with his project, then I would have considered.
best graduating student my ass

like he slept his way through uni for those grades? like his brain hasnt been transformed, rather developed further by reason of the hardwork that went in to getting those grades? i really dont get your first point bro. 2nd point noted though.

coputa:
My friend,the tide has changed,entertainment rules the world right now,Do what makes people happy,then you are good to go.(music,sports,dances,modelling,)etc.if you like collect all the degrees in the world,people still see you as an under achiever.

Sory bro, entertainment rules NIGERIA not the world. In better climes, there are almost equal if not more opportunities for scholars, inventors, logical minds etc and yes, over there, their avalanche of degrees make a whole lot of sense! not here where someone goes to pick up his certificate 17 years after "graduation".

agog:
op stop misleading us. The last Cowbell competition in December 2016, winners in both senior and junior category went home with N1 million each

please sir, op is not misleading anybody. You are however right in your assertion about 2016 cowbell competition.
But in all fairness, how many money making opportunities are out there for scholars, innovators, inventors, logical minds etc compared with those for the 'vain, empty headed, superficial and artificial'? In my opinion, that 25M would have done a scholar, and by extension a nation, a whole lot of good. First, he gets to further his education in the best of universities, asserts himself there, brings back that knowledge to bear in his nation and many citizens benefit.

Kiakia:
You should know that there is a reason for keeing the prize money for educational competitions at a minimal level. Besides, somebody have won N10 million at WWTBAM in one of the editions. Endeavour to be objective in your comparisons.

honestly i do not know any of such reasons. please be kind enough to let me in on five (5) reasons only . thanks.