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Health / Re: Many Covenant University Students ‘hospitalised’ Over Suspected Food Poisoning by neutrotoba(m): 1:01am On Jan 22
Zonefree:

No one sees Daddy GOs as unmistakable humans.

Natural, humans are born to make mistakes.

I stayed in that compound for 5 years and I can confirm that he’s the one they worship not God

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Politics / Re: IBB Predicts Winner Of Nigeria's 2023 Presidential Election (Video) by neutrotoba(m): 4:03pm On Sep 15, 2022
Are we really going to our oppressors now to recommend a president to us?
Jobs/Vacancies / Mid Level Software Developer Job Vacancy At Covenant University by neutrotoba(m): 7:12pm On Mar 31, 2022
Job Description

Covenant University is one of the leading universities in Africa. We are a growing, dynamic vision-driven University, founded on a Christian mission ethos and committed to pioneering excellence at the cutting edge of learning. We run with a compelling vision of raising a new generation of leaders for the African continent. We are doing this on holistic, human development and integrated learning curriculum to raise total Men and Women who will develop their world spiritually intellectually and physically. Our Core-Values of Spirituality, Possibility Mentality, Capacity Building, Integrity, Responsibility, Diligence, and Sacrifice are what defines our commitment to excellence. Covenant University has had a rapid rise in nearly two decades of its existence. The webometric ranking named Covenant University the best Private University in Nigeria in its 2021 ranking and the second best university overall.

The Centre for Systems and Information Services (CSIS) is the primary ICT service provider at Covenant University since its establishment in the year 2002.

OUR OBJECTIVES

We seek to attract prospective candidates who should have a passionate interest in being part of our team that believes in instructional excellence in raising a new generation of leaders. In pursuit of this robust goal, the University is set to employ qualified candidates on regular appointments into the following Non-Teaching positions.

Mid-Level Software Developer
Department: Centre for Systems and Information Services (CSIS)

Job Summary:

Developing software solutions to meet user needs.
Creating and implementing the source code of new applications.
Testing source code and debugging code.
Evaluating existing applications and performing updates and modifications.
Developing technical handbooks to represent the design and code of new applications

Job Requirements:

A Bachelor’s degree in Computer Science or related field.
2-4 years of experience in a similar role
Working knowledge of programming languages such as PHP
Must be highly proficient in some of the following: JavaScript, Node.Js, Express.Js, Angular JS, Bootstrap, SOAP and Restful Services
Demonstrated experience in the use of front-end frameworks such as Vue.js, Vue storefront, Nuxt.js,
Demonstrated experience in using API communication protocols such as REST, SOAP,
Proficiency in web analytics and the use of HTML/CSS, XML, SQL & JavaScript is required
Experience in application and software development.
Knowledge of software design and programming principles.
Good mathematical and problem-solving skills.

All interested applicants for the advertised positions must:

Be God fearing;
Good communication and team-working skills

Kindly note that only successful candidates would be contacted.

visit https://careers.covenantuniversity.edu.ng/job/mid-level-software-developer for more information

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: I Was Given A Suspension Letter by neutrotoba(m): 5:08pm On Mar 07, 2022
Jeremani:
Na Wetin salary earners dey face

But dey try apply wisdom

If them sack hope u get better plan?

A reminder job dey scarce


I'm also imagining slaves back then being told "if you don't behave yourself, you know you could be sold and may never see your family again"
Romance / Re: Lady Pranks Her Boyfriend With Fake Ps5. Photos And Video. by neutrotoba(m): 10:44pm On Feb 22, 2022
Prank her with an engagement ring
Romance / Re: I Asked Her, Can't Your Parent Provide Basic Needs? Are My Wrong? by neutrotoba(m): 12:00am On Dec 06, 2021
Iyaebe:
Useless men everywhere, I pity ladies that give you people free sex all in the name of expression of feelings, even Adam couldn't touch Eve till God asked him to do something which serves as the bride price before he was allowed to touch her but some ladies wey nack head for ground will begin parting their legs over nonsense expression of feelings. Its unbibilical to have free sex,go and find out.So Oga Op if you can't feed her then leave her for her parents and go your way,you did not complain when you were winning your pelenge waist on top of her.


You have the mentality of a prostitute.
Science/Technology / Re: The Elephant Spotted In Ikuru, Rivers State (Pictures & Video) by neutrotoba(m): 9:47pm On Sep 24, 2021
Make una no chop am oooooooooo
TV/Movies / Re: Sammie: Whitemoney Will Win BBNaija 2021 (Season 6) by neutrotoba(m): 2:40pm On Aug 31, 2021
Drizzy5001:
It's either white money or Boma, that will win this year's show.

Boma grin grin grin

It's obvious you're not following

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Music/Radio / Re: Billboard Called Wizkid Songs “Yoruba Music” On Their Official Twitter Page by neutrotoba(m): 12:03pm On Jul 23, 2021
Naigleria:
Watch as how they will chest beat because they have finally mentioned their tribe, but when it’s Igbo peoples turn, all hell will let loose.

But sentiments aside, I’ve got to admit, Yoruba/afonjas are really there when it comes to cultural arts. Kudos to them. grin

STFU, and take several seats

I'm Yoruba
I'm not a descendant of Afonja
And neither do I have a personality that relates to his
I love Igbos
I have an Igbo name
But I hate tribal bigots
If you're pushing a rivalry between Igbos and Yorubas, then you're an idiot
We're more alike than you know and we have a common oppressor..

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Politics / Re: “Endless Alleluia!” – Joe Igbokwe Praises God Over Nnamdi Kanu’s Arrest by neutrotoba(m): 12:41am On Jun 30, 2021
Fulani slave
Politics / Re: Buhari Promises To Help Chad Stabilise by neutrotoba(m): 6:38am On May 15, 2021
I hereby advise Chadians to turn down any help from Buhari, that's the only wise thing to do anyway.

Person wey pledge say him go sew better cloth for you, first check the one way him wear.

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Politics / Re: Omoyele Sowore And Edward Onoja WhatsApp Chat (Photos) by neutrotoba(m): 12:06pm On Apr 07, 2021
AHCB:
Could it be sheer ignorance that someone like Sowore doesn't know defacing public or private property is a crime? Or is he trying to prey on the magnificent ignorance of many Nigerians, who know almost absolutely nothing, other than to spread their ignorance on social media?

I wonder... still I love the reply Edward Onoja gave that loser Sowore. I know very well if someone like Sowore becomes president or even a local government chairman, he'll perform worse that Babangida.


How do you fight crime? By beating up the perpetrators bah

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Family / Re: How Do I Stop My Relatives From Disturbing Me? by neutrotoba(m): 4:23pm On Apr 04, 2021
lecturer50:
What surprises me is that immediately I got the job, my mom started having health challenges.

I have observed it several times in different people.

When they are able to make a breakthrough in life (like getting a good job, graduation, financial breakthroughs),

something bad (like sickness or death) would affect their relatives, either the mom,dad,son, daughter or any close relative.

Please who else has noticed this, and why must it be so?

Bro, check that person wey talk say make you go resign.

Go evaluate am spiritually
Science/Technology / Re: 70-Million-Year-Old Dinosaur Sitting On A Nest Of Eggs Found In China (Photos) by neutrotoba(m): 6:24am On Mar 16, 2021
Djamel:


the Bible didn't mention Dinosaurs?
we had them

there's proof

The word "dinosaur" was coined in 1841, but you except a book that has existed thousands of years before that to have used the word
Health / Killed A Snake In My Room by neutrotoba(m): 1:51am On Feb 04, 2021
Straight to the point, I'm a broadcaster so sometimes I work really late into the night depending on my shift.

Yesterday was one of such days, I got back home around 12am, dropped my personal effects, switched on the TV to watch the highlights of the game between Brighton and Liverpool and tada! There it was on my sofa, A snake that almost blend in with the colour of the chair.

I was shocked becuse I live on the second floor and my windows were shut so I still can't explain how this beautiful creature found its way into my abode

Anyways I killed it and threw it away, just curious as to what species it belongs to and whether it posed any danger to me in the first place, or I should have kept it as a roommate.

Anyone?

Politics / Re: Merry Christmas To Our Armed Forces And Our Brave Men And Women In Uniform. PICS by neutrotoba(m): 9:47am On Dec 26, 2020
The ones that have at one point or the other killed innocent Nigerians will die like dogs on the street

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Celebrities / Re: Rory Van: 'Strongest Girl In The World', Aged 7, Who Lifts 80kg Olympic Weight by neutrotoba(m): 5:23pm On Dec 18, 2020
This will most likely stunt her growth... I hope it won't tho

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Education / Re: Lady In Tears Begs Covenant University To Release Her Transcript by neutrotoba(m): 1:47am On Dec 16, 2020
Freestainworld:
Some people will come to defend their Daddy G.O and his school

You're not wise, if you were, you'd know that Bishop David Oyedepo is not the one in charge of giving transcript, it's just one person that chose to be negligent in his or her duty
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Criticises Wizkid, Asisat Oshoala Over "Insults" On President Buhari by neutrotoba(m): 8:14am On Oct 05, 2020
magicminister:
Loool

Blackface is speaking based on his level of understanding and exposure.

The average Nigerian child is raised to “respect” his or her elders without questions asked. That is why that little 11 year old girl(Favour Okechukwu) was lured away from her path because she was raised to be respectful and she automatically trusted the much older person that abducted her and eventually murdered her.

We need to start raising our children to respect those that have EARNED THE respect. Respect should not be freely given to anyone simply because of their age. Of course, I don’t expect you to walk around disrespecting anybody but I also don’t expect you to hold back from speaking your mind or fighting for your rights simply because someone a mofuckaaa older than you!!


Buhari hasn’t earned my respect and the respect of many Nigerians.

My man, the level of facts you're spitting is extraterrestrial
Celebrities / Re: Blackface Criticises Wizkid, Asisat Oshoala Over "Insults" On President Buhari by neutrotoba(m): 8:11am On Oct 05, 2020
jidamsel43:
Why would Wiskid abuse the President? Don't he have a father too?

Does Buhari not have Children? Why is he not doing anything about the killings of youths?
Crime / Re: 3 Yahoo Boys Chased To Death In Osogbo, Another Injured by neutrotoba(m): 10:27pm On Sep 15, 2020
With this kind of headline, you're aiding the rogue Nigerian police to waste the lives of innocent youths all in the name of internet fraud.... No mention of the killers, you're fixating on what they were suspected to have been
Romance / Re: What Is That One Thing People Tend To Mistake Your Type Of Person For?? by neutrotoba(m): 12:08am On Aug 31, 2020
DICKstractor:
My default facial expression is like that of someone that of not laughed since 19BC. People mistake me for a total saddist. It when they come close to me that they will realize that I'm a sweet loving guy with a great sense of humor

Same here bro.... I make extra effort to smile all the time which sometimes looks too extra especially when I'm in a bad mood.

But it is what it is
Science/Technology / Re: Kaavan, "World's Loneliest Elephant" Regains Freedom After 35 years in chains by neutrotoba(m): 9:22am On Aug 19, 2020
NaijaOlosho:
Just matter of 3 years and Nigeria will be liberated from the chains of Buhari and APC

Only to go back to the chains of PDP
Pets / Re: Dean Schneider; The Man That Belongs To A Lion’s Pride by neutrotoba(m): 5:42am On Jul 31, 2020
pocohantas:


He has been asked many times if he isn’t scared they will one day turn on him, maybe OUT OF HUNGER!

His answer; WILL YOU EAT YOUR BROTHER BECAUSE YOU ARE HUNGRY?


grin grin

Wait till they find out that he mingles with the hyenas too
Politics / Re: Akeeb Semiu: Why I Wore Traditional ‘Fetish Armour’ In My Campaign Poster by neutrotoba(m): 4:42pm On Jul 24, 2020
Amour Tekun

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Romance / Re: We Met In 2017 On Nairaland And In July,2020 We Got Married by neutrotoba(m): 12:58am On Jul 23, 2020
How do people meet on Nairaland and get married when you can't even send dms.. God when

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Crime / Re: Obinwanne Okeke "InvictusObi" Pleads Guilty To ₦4.2 Billion Fraud by neutrotoba(m): 6:48am On Jun 19, 2020
tesppidd:
They have broken him...


Na wa ooh

See fine boy wey be role model just few years ago!

Well they gave him a deal he couldn't afford to refuse l
Family / Re: When Is The Right Time To Tell Him/Her Of A Child From Previous Relationship? by neutrotoba(m): 2:04am On Jun 18, 2020
Dainy1:
What is the actual time? Immediately you met? Weeks, months after you met? Before you establish a relationship with him/her? When is the appropriate time that he/she will not get hurt nor walk away especially if they both met and love immediately?

The moment you start considering dating
Celebrities / Re: Dan Foster Dies Of COVID-19 Disease - Independent.ng by neutrotoba(m): 4:23pm On Jun 17, 2020
meobizy:
His fat ass didn't stand a chance. R.I.P. Linda Ikeji's sugar daddy. I feel no pity for anyone who catches the disease, it only expedites the inevitable. It is only the immortal who should question my opinion, hungry Nairalanders stay away.

Tables turn, remember that

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Romance / Re: My Girlfriend & I Ended Our Relationship Because Of Reno Omokri's Tweets, Advice by neutrotoba(m): 4:15pm On Jun 17, 2020
Onyi22:
Only the useless broke guys that don't have money will like this post....
I can't even date a guy that can't take care of me

You're right

And only female liabilities that do not carry any value other than their vagina would also dislike it.

Real women don't care if a man gifts them money or not, they make their own money. Imagine an Ibukun Awosika taking offence because her husband stops giving her money.

Women should focus on building themselves to a point that a man's money would only be a bonus.
Romance / Re: Guys Don't Be Sad If A Lady turns You down by neutrotoba(m): 2:58pm On Jun 17, 2020
This thread is very insensitive and childish, and I wonder how it got pushed to the front page.
Romance / Re: Guys Don't Be Sad If A Lady turns You down by neutrotoba(m): 2:57pm On Jun 17, 2020
This thread is very insensitive, and I wonder how it got pushed to the front page.

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