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Brother wey mumu. Somebody dey lash this one wife remotely

This guy get mind o. Baba dey use his full name and face dey run scam.

This represents the early days of 419

Some mumu man somewhere still dey reason marriage

I dey always see handicap for Bet9ja. I no know say na OP be that.

Mumu simp, help yourself

Somebody's son go dey fûck this one thinking that he has found Cinderella.

That barber na mumu simp. Separate yourself from her toto, you no go hear

You can't pay off those debts.

Just forget about them. Bad advice, I know. But that's the only real advice you'd get

Try and fûck that girl. Make sure you cûm all over her face

LWKMD

So people dey watch this match?

Three games you must never watch:

1. Man U match.
2. Arsenal match.
3. Nigerian match.

All na yeye teams

Midas01:
Nobody is begging you guys for marriage na. So rest. Last last marriage favors you guys more but don't worry,bits in your old age you'll understand.

Favours who and who?

See, you can't use fear to sell trash to me. Marriages end every fûcking day. So save your old age tales. New day, new wahala for people wey dey reason marriage.

This one is dreaming of happily ever after. LWKMD

Wahala for Man wey dey plan to marry.

He is a mumu man

AntiMCU:
Seems like marriages these days is synonymous with sexual starvation.

At least, our forefathers had polygamy (options) for issues like this.

Wahala for man wey don go marry.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
What's wrong with you tho?
Keep the baby and don't abort it..
Why on Earth would you wanna abort a baby..

Because they cannot take care of the baby. How slow could one be not to understand that?

That's a typical Nigerian young woman. She's not lazy. That's just how they're.

You suppose don delete her number since

I no tell una say Man U na yeye club? See them yeye fans wey no get shame

irepnaija4eva:
When you see an irresponsible dude you'll know..
A little fame and money this dude made, just take a look at where and how he spends his money.
Even his promoters are not helping matters and advising him, which I doubt he'll ever listen will be like talking to the deaf..
I forsee this guy loosing relevance, selling his properties, and going back to square one, where he'll start pointing out blames to people and accusing them of his downfall..

Note, Am not wishing him any ill, but only stating the probable obvious.

He's irresponsible for spending his hard earned money as he deems fit? His own money o. You even said irresponsible. What could be more responsible than spending your own money?

The way una dey talk for this country dey vex me.

Man U na yeye club sha. See as all the yeye fans don gather.

shawante:
The beard made up for the loss of hair on his head na

Most people are too slow to understand that. A man with patchy hair and no beard is an abomination.

I genuinely feel sorry for guys dreaming about getting married.

Marriage remains one of the most evil things the society ever created. It's completely against human nature.

I don't think she became a feminist. What she's doing is against what feminism stands for.

I think she became a typical Nigerian woman. She was actually a feminist for those 11 years. That time, her eyes never tear.

A feminist would split bills with you. A feminist doesn't expect anything from a man. She's not a feminist.

Daveambition:
Guys, never yu disrespect a pussy that kept ur dick wet when ur wallet was dry...
E get why..!

Continue simping. E get why

kilisi:
I don't understand how Novak Djokovic should be given preferential treatment compared to the real Australian citizens.

I don't care if you are celebrity or not, but he shouldn't have been given an exemption that is against their immigration rules.

Besides, he's not a good role model as he is part of those spreading conspiracy theories regarding Covid-19.

There is no preferential treatment. Read the article. He has had COVID in the past 90 days. That qualifies you for a temporary exemption.

How TF does a man marry this thing that looks like a bag of shît?

Wahala for the may wey don go marry

killmods:
Lol.. I say pray make u no jam oo. I done introduce her to another babe she meet for my room as my girl. She just vex go house, send their rubbish rubbish texts and after some days she use force take me unawares for night. I even knack some of her friends and even enemies to piss her off. She go fight me, shout, treathen but after like a day or two she done run come back. It even got to the point she dey tell her friends to come fvck me with her blessings
She nor dey gree bruv. Even last Sunday na church I take escape her. This year now i done dey keep clean slate. I dey pray make she just forget me totally. Na she be the reason i go leave this estate go another one even before my rent go expire.. Some girls stubborn oo

This one strong o. Las las, the thing go tire her. If na me she no go last 3 months.

One girl tire me, I cûm inside her and told her that if she get pregnant she will do abortion. She rush go take postinor. The next day, I see break up message from her.

killmods:
Na so I dey talk before till I jam oo.. Na now e come be like her eyes dey clear small small.. I still dey pray make she completely forget me even till now. Girl never tell u say wether u like or not she die here abi

Na normal thing naija girls dey talk. Once I stop to dey give her assurance, she go break up.

If she no break up, I go introduce another girl to the equation and tell her let's be doing threesomé. I will even ask her to bring her female friends let's do threesomé.

I will just be doing anything I know pisses her off

killmods:
Na the best method oo but recently some girls no dey give up no matter wetin u do them go still dey put head. You go even dey pray make she meet another guyman so she fit still forget about u but for where...

Girls dey sha but I must find a way. They never born that girl wey I no fit make to leave me. She must get tired and breakup.

SmellySperm:
Typical example of "what i ordered vs what i got". You ordered for Ronaldo but got Kante

But you're wicked if you didn't give her transport. Imagine if they do same to your sis

Is he her father? As she carry herself come, na so she go carry herself go

This is how I get girls to leave me when I'm done with them.

Well played OP. You handled that shît like a real man

Na girls dey leave me when I don tire.

Just make her get a tired of you. Don't let her know that you don't want her again. Don't try it.

Darkseidxx:
How ur toto go come be?

The thing dey red from too much smoke.