₦airaland Forum

GoodHardDick:
Who will see cold before and prefer heat?

You will spend millions of Naira a year on heating because of the cold, else you die of hypothermia or pneumonia.

Those western countries are lucky they have systems that work. If na Nigeria get that kind of climate, people go dey drop dead anyhow.

That guy wey dey yarn dust get correct heating inside his car and house.

One day we will realise Africa has a great climate. Most parts of Canada are uninhabited because of this cold issue.

Trust your instincts. I always knew this girl is too dumb. She even wan cóck block her own cousin.

Do the right thing by deleting her contact once she leaves.

Forget all those things you dey see there. Na wahala full Lagos. No go dey do nightlife for Lagos. Lagos is not and can never be like Dubai. The city is cursed with street rats. No class. Even for Ikoyi. No just reason am o.

Sheuns:
Na football my bro. Anything happens. The team just lacked tactics and intensity. Seem they were so confident.

They NEVER had tactics. They only had confidence. That setup means they can only count on luck. Anywhere belle face na front. Na wetin dem dey play since AFCON.

They used to have tactics under Rohr.

Shebi una dey hype that local coach before? Una don see say Rohr better pass that guy?

Rohr carry una go this cup, but una don forget. Na that guy do all the hard work

Oysters:
Be like say Villarreal tell am say make e no over-do

He no sabi ball before. He's just a flashy footballer. Overhyped somebody

Sheuns:
An equalizer coming soon. Maybe 89 -90+

LWKMD.

Una actually expect that yeye team to beat Tunisia? LMAO. The game na straight loss for my ticket

Wasky101:
Nah now u know say nah yeye team
When they picked up 9 outta 9 them no be yeye den oo

The team has always be a yeye team. Worse than Man U and Arsenal combined. Even Arsenal dey get winning streak.

So Nigerians really expect to win cup with this yeye team?

Mumu man, dey there dey melt heart.

Na so women take dey manipulate una.

Efe42:
No she' doesn't do such else where...

A girl that has fûcked you can fûck anyone else. Don't be a simp

You sink you raw dick inside a girl's toto before running test on her? See mind.

Either she's a virgin or we do test first.

99% of these girls are into covert prostitution. They literally fûck for everything because their toto is a currency

Prostitute because of hotel and car sex? See flex.

This one wan create problem. Na the mumu wey dey call you 16 times dey vex me. Na just to give you belle and kick you out sure pass.
Yeye.

Kobojunkie:
These sort of conversations are necessary before marriage so both are on the same page even on this.

They're both joking. Even a cow can tell. It's all cruise.

After your boyfriend moved into your apartment less than a month ago in your last thread

Fake AF

Both are lame. If you need a title, the nobody knows you.

Pant and bra wey your boss suppose dey shift every fûcking day.

Ask your boss

This year, Nigerians go collect.

They removed subsidy, price went up. Then they returned the subsidy. Price did not return to normal.

Nigerian economy is extremely sensitive. Any small thing price don run go up. And as the thing dey go, it never comes back to where it was. Even if the decision is rescinded, price go still dey up.

This country na cruise sha. Very soon, this country will be as expensive as Dubai and as useless as Somalia. Rich government, poor residents.

Cruise.

Shatta Wale why?

I dey suspect this Alex reporter dey pay for these posts. Seun my guy

Baba, just try and fūck her. Her toto is already tripping

Try and fūck her.

Kingpin1000:
These days am thinking if all this marriage wahala is worth it.
What can a woman offer, other than sex?
Am thinking about employing a girl that will be there just for sex. I am not the type that patronize Oloshos, neither am I the type the jerk off. I don't want any emotions attached, it will be strictly employer and employee relationship. I call You come, I knack you go.

I'm currently looking for one. Na for universities I dey go dey search.

And one mumu man dey plan marriage as we speak.

Wahala for man wey wan go marry.

Stop begging. Change your door lock. She must beg before you let her in.

Delete her number and start fūcking new pussy.

You also have to forget your daughter. Let her raise her with her parents.

Don't beg a woman. That's the easiest way to push her away. Always form right.

When we keep talking about simping, una think say we stupid and hate women. See your life now. Yeye

FireTheSun:
Liar, liar!

When a Premiership team changes Coaches, does it take Months or the next season for the impact to show?
Do they attribute the success of the new Coach tothe fired Coach?

Some of you sef, you talk as if you are one of those who benefit from the foreign "scam" Coaches hiring.

Club is not the same as national team. These guys hardly train together most of the year.

You're comparing two different things

magicminister:
Great play
The NFF needs to stop hiring foreign non-black coaches!
We are the largest black nation on earth and it’s disgraceful that we cannot extend same grace and opportunity to local coaches like we do to foreign white coaches.

The current coach is Nigerian and he was denied the opportunity but look at him doing wonders with the squad!

Doing wonders?

See, the result of the work of a coach takes months to show. Not weeks.

What you're still seeing is the result of the previous coach's work. People always make the mistake of giving new coaches credit for the work of the previous coach.

This one wey refuse to learn work. He's too emotional to be a con man.

Somebody will just be doing what he's not built to do.

Baba think say he dey Nigeria.

Most people in the western world are looking for who to cast. It's like the thing dey give them joy. Any small thing, they don call 911.

No one is your paddy for that side o.

Vicktorhmustjap:
wahala. let just take sex out first.. i dont think its the objective.. i just want to get her off my mind that's all

Stop chatting with her. Be mean to her. Not violent, just mean and cold.

Human nature should take over from there.

Ignore all those things and keep fûcking.

She's just trying to manipulate you into thinking the sex is good. Just cûm and get out.