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Stop chatting with her.

Try and fûck her first. Forget relationship.

Don't force her or blackmail her into fûcking you. Don't be a simp either.

Las las, she go quit. It's a risk.

The ball is in your court. Try and fûck her. I don't know how you plan to do that seeing say you don cast your game already.

Keep us updated on the toto level sha

This one just dey look for wahala. As your life peaceful so, you no like am abi?

Wahala for man wey wan go marry.

These people dey fûck Nigerians. Nigerians go soon cûm. Mad fûcking.

They no go feel am since all of them are entitled to mega pension annually even after leaving office.

Nigeria na cruise.

You now see why simping no good for men? No dey simp, una no go hear.

Make everybody dey chop life. No dull at all

How una take know say na she? I don't think she's that stupid

It's like government doesn't mind creating more problems for Nigerians so long as government makes more money.

At the end of the day, what you get is a richer government and a more miserable populace.

Don't ever forget that price does not come down in Nigeria. It only goes up.

Gradually, 20 Naira is becoming the lowest denomination in Nigeria. That's the definition of inflation

All these soft men.

Send that bîtch packing and enjoy your 55k with your mother.

Those kids are also her kids so she should know how to take care of them.

Wahala for Man wey don go marry

eneazi:
wYour is wife is suffering from a mental health disorder it could stem from a wide range of condition that affects the way she is behaving now, and this could have been hidden away from you, seek help or try and avoid anything that will trigger her.

If a man beats his wife, hope you give the same advice.

Wahala everyday for who don go marry

Her reason is right there in your write up. That moment question comes with answer

This one wey don carry another woman give am belle?

Abegi. Fûck those toto.

So she fûcked herself because you no dey around to fûck am.

He should have called your neighbors to fûck her wet toto

Fake AF

Man U na yeye club.

These bîtches don't change for good after marriage. It only gets worse

The best thing you can do for yourself is to leave Nigeria. Politicians are not the problem. The Nigerian society is broken

See wetin simping dey cause. Baba cannot even fûck in peace again

2m per snitching. Ah, 20 snitches no go bad o.

Real men always have condom.

Real men tell the pregnant girl to go fûck herself.

Real men will cut ties with the pregnant girl.

Real men don't explain shît to nobody.

She's trying to fix you.

Show her that you cannot be fixed and she will break up with you.

See talk. Ask Buhari

See wetin simping dey cause.

You don go tell a woman all your business, now you dey complain.

Comot for here before I jam you

MPESA:
RUSSIAN, CHINA AND INDIA, maybe add Ukraine are one biggest Yahoo/fraudster in this world.

Russia is a safe heaven for internet fraudsters...

Safe wetin?

The big boys are in USA and UAE.

That's not the point sha. The point is that if you're caught committing crime in Russia, you're on your own. Russia has laws

MPESA:
This is lies brotherman.

Russia as a state has laws. Very strict laws.

Most of the differences between Russia and the West are philosophical differences, not legal differences.

If you commit a crime in Russia, and they catch you, you will go in for it. You don't want to enter Russian prison

XRJP:
Great

Nice to see the US and Russia reaching the same conclusion on a matter

However, I seriously doubt if any of those arrested will be extradited to the US cos Russia never give up her criminals (especially hackers)

Russia does not support fraud. They have laws. If you break their law in their country, they reserve the right to arrest and prosecute you.

Midas01:
Abeg shut up.

If you check well now your mother has been there for your dad all the way and even your grandmother too but here you are jumping on the bandwagon and singing the frustrated redpill music.

Redpill on NL, simp in real life. LMAO

See this one. You better enlighten yourself.

If you're a woman, then I see why you want to marry. You want somebody's son to bankroll your lifestyle because you have toto.

Who doesn't want another person to bankroll their lifestyle? I don't blame you women sha.

Codedruns go hear am sha. Toto go just full my house. Maaaad. Foursome things o.

If you be billionaire and you get wife or girlfriend, you're wasting your potential. Dey fûck different toto daily. Budget 20m per annum for toto. You can't fûck the same toto twice.

obowunmi:
Hope you heal from the pains of your childhood. Love is a beautiful thing.

There is no relationship between marriage and love. Marriage is a mediaeval social construct. It has outlived its usefulness.

Most of you are confusing romance, friendship and marriage. Those are completely different things.

If you need people that care for you, they're called friends.

If you need people to fûck and romance, they're called romantic partners.

If you need people to that will give you problem, they're called spouses

isaiah4life:
It is not good for a man to be alone. Oga, go and marry. Stop using events around to justify your singlehoodness.

Marriage is good. Forget cynics.

Not being alone has nothing to do with marriage. Your wife is not a robot. If you're lonely, marriage will not solve your loneliness problem. It's a well documented fact.

Get friends if you don't want to be alone.

Kingsteve:
Pray you have enough money to hire people who would take care of you as you start approaching your late 70's.

Pray you don't suffer ailments which would require the services and management of people, due to the fact you can't handle it alone.
Diabetes among others come to mind.

Pray you don't suffer loneliness.
Having a side chick or even a baby mama isn't a guarantee they'll be around when you need them the most.

And finally, pray you don't die a lonely and depressed man.

So this one thinks she will be there for him forever.

Simps, una mumu never too much?

All these people suffering and smiling in marriages but asking other when they will marry. Very wicked people.

Wahala for Man wey dey reason marriage.