₦airaland Forum

Nairaland giving boys mind.

Who be this idiot? He dey craze?

Abeg make una do off this fool.

mariahAngel:
Seun!
Mynd44!!
Laslasticlala!!!
Dominique!!!!
And to whomever it may concern, may I know why this evil moniker haven’t been banned into oblivion?
Why is it still allowed to roam, spread hate for women and create nuisance?
Why is nairaland such a dump site for toxins?
Why is so much hate for women allowed and encouraged on this forum?
Why is nairaland so anti-women?

Maybe it’ll be a good idea for all females to boycott this evil forum for at least a week, let the males have the forum to themselves, so that they can know what a world without women it feels like! BORING!

Anti-women? Shebi you see all those simps wey full Nigeria? Na Nairaland go open their eyes.

Dey there dey vibrate.

Akinsete19:
According to a guy, "any kid that doesn't look like me is not my kid. I don't have any money for DNA test".

Does the guy even know what he looks like?

Everyone is outraged over fraud. In fact, even fraudsters don't like to be defrauded. Men are simply protecting their own interests, as they should.

neyoohhh:
The dollar is still in Nigeria, banning will push people to withdraw and exit the fund's into foreign domiciled accounts leading to a shortfall in supply.

Brainless Man

As in eh, corporate helicopters go dey load dollars from Ikoyi directly to our neighboring countries. From there, they wire it into foreign bank accounts.

Open a US based company. Then use the company to open a US bank account.


You don't need domiciliary account

If you know say you dey street, leave Nigeria. Use student visa to enter a sane country. UK is the best option now.

Nigerian security operatives do not respect law and order.

AJ fûck up for that fight. That guy just pity am

Dangote truck drivers, abeg use this opportunity to japa. We no like una

Na boy and girl dey fight so.

Governors and president no get work for Nigeria. They can work remotely.

Once I notice unseriousness from any girl, I delete her number. She call me again, the conversation go start with, "let's fûck first. If you don't want it, don't ever call me again".


No time for simping.

This weekend no funny at all.

Even Arsenal join break the table.

I talk am say he go lose

chrisxxx:
Can't anyone hold bobrisky and open his yansh? We could find some secrets hidden there.

If you're gay, say so. I'm not gay but there are gay people here.

Damidave1124:
Mompha forbids bad thing (Bobrisky)

Who no like better succulent fresh flesh

Not Bobrisky... Fûcking Bobrisky is what he is forbidding.

Muna4real:
See how he is rejecting relationship with bobrisky. It's only Tonto that was not ashamed to be around him/her but he didn't value the friendship.

Relationship is not the same as friendship. Straight men don't fûck dicks, it's all pussy

How man go open woman toto by force, plug his dick inside it and be bruising her toto, is beyond me.

Na simps dey do that kind of thing. Guys like us, if you say no, I go delete your number make I no go call you again by mistake.

ShishaPipe:
Run a VIN check. Saved me from buying in Nigeria something picked up from a a scrap yard in US. Some car dealers are evil.

Scrapyard and so? The car was good enough to attract you, abi? Did you or your mechanic notice any fault?

Abeg go and buy brand new if you dey fear car problems. Used cars are for real men who can handle spanner

Even the person denying it cannot believe that there is something like that in the handbook.

This country na cruise ship

He go still lose to that guy.

Abeg make dem fight. This is getting boring already.

If the woman can wear what she wants the man should also be able to do the same.

Don't be a simp

Joysticks:
Bro,I no be ju man. Show me your won betslips not your stake.

I think the greens na the ones wey he win

No be me these guys go take catch cruise

Mumu man behaving like toto.

Jerryherd:



Aunty feminist, Paint your walls, fences and wash your floor interlocks and floors , this green algae ain't worth Banana island

Give poor stewards means of income, they won't charge much

*Deprive a kid time with his father or father figure

*Deprive a child of his birth surname

*Now depriving a kid his true skin colour and skin texture is immaturity taken too far

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The paint thing is irritating.

However, the father thing is not true. There is no report that she drove the father away. She should not be chasing the father. If he's interested, he would come around.

The surname thing, she can give the kid any surname because she is the only parent raising the child. She was also the only one that named the child.

Abeg she should repaint her fence. It's irritating

Database compromise. Data leak.

I don't think it is that hard to hack into the database of Nigerian banks.

That girl toto go sweet o. OP, you dey fûck her abi? Correct guy. Forget degree, lash that toto well