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@jakumo


I've been on WAP all along, so I didn't get to see the pics you've been posting. brother, these are eveil. Even for a 419 man of God, this is going to far.

Please, what's your offer price?

You see, the issue of Tribalism has to always come up.

There was a time General Sani Abacha built a structure in Benin called the Sani Abacha Cultural Centre. The next thing, after he died, some people came and turned it to the Oba Akenzua Cultural Centre.

I don't support such a thing. All the Governors of Edo state will tell you no one can develope central Benin City with new structures yet someone did and they took the glory away. It is wrong.

If MKO had built any structure with his wealth stolen from the Nigerian state, we will not be naming other structures after him. If he had developed the Telecommunications backbone during the time of the ITT contract, maybe Nitel would have been named after him. But he did with the money only what God knows.

One customized the Bible, the other is seeing visions on CNN, and now this one is forming clubs for the rich and stupid.

Why the good Lord? Daddy is enough to forgive us. By the time 1,000 mugus pay N1 million regularly, he would have become omni-wealthy and omnipotent, thus becoming God himself.

Abeg they should ask Hillary Clinton about the fact that despite the USA producing three times the amount of crude Nigeria produces, they still import refined fuels from Venezuela accompanied by insults from Hugo Chavez. Is that a sign of good leadership in the USA?

Allahu Akbar!

I want to inaugurate club 10 which will be for the 10 most anointed pastors in Nigeria which will be determined by the size and stupidity of their congregation and their ability to provide their private jet for my use anytime the Lord demands of it.

Please those who have less than 100 branches abroad need not apply.

I can't really pass judgement on this thread cos I've seen very few Nairaland chicas bonitas as a result of always logging in to Nairaland WAP. I just wanted to open Nairaland on PC when NEPA de-lighted me.

I still think it'd be impossible to judge unless one can go through the entire 370,000 profiles on Nairaland and not just the people we communicate with regularly.

How do I enter for registration into club 1. How much is the registration form to join the club. N50 million?

It is lovely that my state has the second highest density of educated people, but link please.

Instead of people to be thinking how we can totally remove ourselves from being a common wealth of the brutish people, some people are talking about how we can make ourselves a Totalwealth Nation to them. Have you asked yourself how much Queen Elizabeth and her family made off Nigeria. Without asking why Italy is paying Libya $5 billion for ripping them off during their own captivity. Instead of Nigerians to be asking their slave masters to pay back the Trillions of Pounds Sterling they made from us during those 70 years, we're asking them to come and steal zillions.

Suffer never touch una yet. That time they will level the entire Niger Delta relocate the people to Kebbi state and build a mighty port in Bayelsa state for extracting all the crude oil to Brutain. They will bulldoze the entire Abuja and use it to construct Groundnut Pyramids. Flatten the entire Western Region leaving only Cocoa house and use the entirety of ve remainder land to cultivate cocoa trees.

They will turn all bankers, telecom workers, engineers and medical doctors to farmers and tree planters to enrich the Crown. Those that cannot make their quota will have their right hand chopped off just like it was done in the Congo.


By the way, our list is still open. Since no one can think of anything done by the slave masters in Abuja, Abia and Adamawa states, we're now on Akwa Ibom. Please somebody tell us a single thing they did there. Don't be shy, nothing is too small

@Oluomoadebayo

i thank you very much. The possible odometer rollback on that last vehicle wnt helped me with will save my client a lot me trouble. Bless wnt my brother.

@Vuitton

sorry, one Bisayo Lady vuitton sent me an invite. It clearly isn't you.


@tof-enof

you have no right to paste somebody else's personal data all over Nairaland while you keep yours totally protected. Anyway, It's the stupid guy who's trying to satisfy your 'thirst' that I blame, not you. Bloody hypocrite.

Line.

April 27th.

Help!!! Nairaland people dey use Jazz! How did y'all know my birthday was 27th?

We're ignorant not illiterate? I thought it was the other way round.

Hmmm? You want me to try it?

Tomorrow, I can go to ring road in Benin City and see how many people can read a Newspaper. Then tomorrow, I'll be going to Ogwashi-Uku for the first time. I try that too.

I used to think the South South was the second most illiterate region after the north.

Only him get deep voice, only him get strong eyes, only him dey suffer from regular fevers. Stay there.

@Beaf

Pray tell, how did you arrive at that highest literacy level pronouncement? I beg thee please.