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Islie:
https://thenationonlineng.net/top-ten-african-currencies-compared-to-us-dollar/

Sad how my beloved country has degenerated in less than three decades.

Like a phoenix, we shall rise someday soon despite all the pervading gloom.

NairaOcean:
In a surprising twist, a young woman made a grand entrance to her prom date by arriving in a brown casket. The casket was carefully dropped and opened by her driver, revealing the lady inside. Her date, waiting eagerly, couldn't contain his excitement as he reached out and brought her out of the casket.


Is she a ghost?




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQ-XMCAz1w8

Lol...

She arrives from the dead

labake1:
Why is it that most ladies don't want to date or marry their age mates?


Is there a taboo in it?

Women are usually more matured than their agemates, their inherent abilities to multitask exposes them to way more challenges than em male counterparts. A woman your age is far more experienced thus that curiosity in em yearning for a person more experienced than em to challenge em . To em experiencing this challenge makes em think their age mates ain't more experienced thus the challenge becomes boring.

Racoon:
-Wike is being probed in Rivers.
-Gandollar is being probed in Kano.
-El-Rufai is being probed in Kaduna.

Fire everywhere! It remains Ben Ayade by Eno and Yahaya Bello by Ododo and the EFCC.

Gov. Bassey Otu rather, Pastor Umo Eno(PUE) is Akwa Ibom's governor

StonedSaint:
Canada cana Canada cana Canada cana..

abracadabra when she see my cobra..

them no Sabi ball like Chalobah..

when I blow my cana Canada..

óluwé pass am like Alaba..

she love my long tin - caravan..

Jamb question - car na van?..

all my h@ters d!e young - cadaver..

buy market ur change na wahala..

giveaway no be sadaka..

killing beats - massacre..

odeshi isakaba..

she no taya she from Calabar..

I pour something for her calabash..

discharge her - me Japa..

gals hold me for ransom - sexy kidnapper..

I like palmwine but I no know d tapper..

thug loving no oluomo or istijabah..

steady puffing on my cana Canada cana Canada..

fine gal wats d matter..

I dash u my heart even bladder..

so u go fit love me pass ur brother..

where action film? ask brymo n abaga..

I dey site dey find d maga..

wey go chop d lamba..

I no like !gbo I prefer d one straight from Canada..

always on loud we no sipping lager..

backbiters mouth sharp pass dagger..

but I no send them when I dey with my cana Canada..

Canada cana Canada cana..

okada fly fast I tell d aboki kada kada..

then I start to recite Our Father..

money location na there we gather..

but if it's not then we scarce like panda..

wetin good for goose fit kill d gander..

we only blow foreign not Uganda..

haters on baroof from Kampala..

now my heart racing like a Chevy Impala..

lol

Magnito killed this jam, his flows were just on point

matify83:
White would have had a better cooling effect than the blue coating from simple physics.

Good for aesthetics all the same.

I think the suns reflection on a white paved road may cause a strain on the eyes of drivers plying the road thus the blue color chosen, which may absorb part of the sunrays.

Bestmanfornow:
Anambra: NUC inspects structures of yet-to-be unveiled Godwin Maduka medical varsity

A high-powered delegation of the National Universities Commission (NUC) has visited the yet-to-be Unveiled Transatlantic Medicine and Health Science University Umuchukwu, Anambra State.
Nigerian Tribune gathered that the University is being spearheaded by a US-based medical doctor and philanthropist, Dr. Godwin Maduka.
The NUC team led by the Executive Secretary, Mr. Chris Maiyaki expressed satisfaction with the quality of the structure put in place expected to house the medical university.
The NUC inspection team was accorded a befitting reception by the jubilant community.

Mr Maiyaki applauded Maduka for his decision to float such a gigantic project, expressing the readiness of the university regulator to offer the needed support in ensuring that more opportunities are available for human capital development in the country.
According to the NUC Executive Secretary, with a project of this nature, Nigeria will groom the needed manpower that will provide medical services to the
Among the structures housing the proposed university is a 17-storey building, reputed to be the tallest building in the Southeast and South-South Regions.

Also contained in the proposed university are residences for the Principal Officers – VC, Bursar, Registrar, Librarian, lecture theatre, administrative, hostel and other blocks.

Maduka in his remarks said the project has become necessary in view of the ‘japa’ syndrome that has hit the medical industry.

He assured that the university will be fully functional in September 2024 with the admissions of students and other academic activities.
The medical institution will house among others, pharmacy, dental, nursing, radiology technology and other allied health and research students.

A team from Project Implementation Committee was also at the inspection tour
https://tribuneonlineng.com/anambra-nuc-inspects-structures-of-yet-to-be-unveiled-godwin-maduka-medical-varsity/
Lalasticlala

Allegedly the tallest building in southern Nigeria [south-south(an aberration that does not exist in geography) n south-east) is the 21storey building in Akwa Ibom.

Waterbear:
Bro...
How can I reach you?
You need supportive help to stop...
I'm creating a support group for addits ..
Send me a private message check my signature for the phone number

Hello Sir, tried reaching your mobile as appended to your signature, however it ain't connecting, though i sent a mail from nairaland here to establish contact.

You see this drug?
Pray you don't use it ever, Pentazocine is extremely addictive, the high feeling it gives is something else n it's ability to calm one down n induce sleep is on another level. Trying to discontinue it results in one becoming very weak, losing zeal to do virtually anything, pespirating badly. All this symptoms abate when you get a shot of it. It's a very crazy addiction that i'm hooked on too, one knows the resultant consequences buh getting off it is very very difficult. My doctor friend told me of a senior registra in a Federal government hospital that was hooked on this drug too, introduced to it by his wife, sad thing is this senior medical doctor, almost a consultant died courtesy this same drug.

I've also had a very good friend's younger brother pass away, it is believed he died after injecting this drug instantly, his arm was totally swollen n rotten from the shoulder down to the fingers n had to be wrapped in bandage 24/7.
Please this is a huge cry n plea for help, medical professionals help us, prior to him coming through, believe me he's tried with all his will power n yet it's failed him. I was told o check into rehab in a federal university hospital n d cost of staying for the 3months or least 2months is very high n crazy.

Quite a speech!

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@OP, please do well to correct the caption, birth not bed Sir/Ma'am.

How do you put the fish directly without first pre-cooking it partially prior to now introducing it into the intended meal. I just dey weak for some kind cooking oooh

Bloggers!
This story happened long ago, if not early this year, last year n the lady married someone else. So much for all this traction chasing bloggers

What a thread!!!
Una don make me laughl like mad man for my neighbourhood this mid night, quite hilarious

To say I was shocked is an understatement, however I'm proud of you AG. Sadly the stigmatization most of us face is heart rending, I cant even start counting the amount of times pple refer to us being thin. However I know for a certainty I'll live till old age n be a part of my children's life when I eventually have kids

I'm nonplussed at the comments I'm reading sha, them don kill us finish for Akwa-Ibom be this, imagine buying a kilo of meat as at this period last year for #900 a kilo, that's to say I'll spend up to 5k to buy this much meat put on flick by the OP in Uyo then. Never seen a town with so much delight in exploiting it's populace- high cost of food prices etc

Located where? Onna! The governors home town, every tangible thing has been zoned to Onna. The supposed industrial hub, the SPU, the ibom port was suprisingly rerouted to accommodate this same Onna. A government that is so elitist. No wahala, we dey count days sha

Following this thread and I hope I can keep up.

Do not compromise what will give you fulfillment just to please a person. If he can't deal, walk n know you did right by him but his insecurities made him lose a good woman. Over time he will realise same n I hope you still feel same way for him then, if not my dear, be contented with your life then n still know good n better things will still happen to you

Ilaumoh:
Ikot ekpene and it’s serenity

Oga this last pictures are Uyo, the road to the government house, that's the globe at Wellington Bassey way by Brooks street off to the government house. Please edit your comment as that is not in Ikot Ekpene. Don't mislead the unsuspecting audience.

Bbsharon:
Have you been here before ? Recently or way back? What was the experience like for you ?

I would really love to read from people who were here when the place was still well functioning and vibrant.

Read more travel stories and write-ups on my blog @ www.travelwithdemmy.com

**cheers**

If this is you on flick, then you're indeed a beauty Ma'am.
I think Tinapa failed due to inconsistencies in government transitioning, Gov. Imoke came through and failed to push the Tinapa idea like H.E. Gov D.D did, Ayade came n brought his own idea Cali-Vegas, none thought it wise to push the Tinapa vision onward.

Let's only hope for the best though.

Jennyclay:
God has finally open this one sense.

Listen to me carefully... Most of these frustrated guys here are weaklings and vegetables in Real Life. But they would come to social media and start forming redpillar and barking like a loose dog... Giving useless advice to people like op.

@op listen to me carefully again... Your relationship is more healthy than these frustrated guys relationships but they are always quick to dish out useless advice to others.

Infact, most of these frustrated guys need serious help in their relationship but they would rather seek advice somewhere else than to bring it here to Nairaland because they don't want be mocked as a wannabe redpiller.

I'm glad that God has given you wisdom to differentiate between wrong and right advice. Just take a look at them below.. They have started praying for the op downfall.

Nawa oo!!

You're a beauty though Ma'am!

How come he's resigning days after the Presidents directive elapsed? Or did he resign prior to then n we're only getting to see the news now? If the former holds sway, it says a whole lot about Mr. President's disposition to his aspiration sha.

My thoughts sha!

An app or device that can detect scents, especially perfumes. Take out the app n (scan d whiff) and boom you know the precise scent. I'm hopeful I'll develop this soon

Indeed a good read.

The bus is moving to the left, the clue is already very visible, take a look at d mudflap n you'll know the direction the vehicle is going.

This David guy is something, damn! Quite a long interesting exposè, well researched n succinctly detailed. This guy has got a fan in me, howbeit flutterwave has lots of shenanigans ongoing, suspected this long ago, I'll say no further till the appropriate time sha

MadamVanessa:


Do you mean that over there people are not obsessed about church as it's happening here?

Lol... it's funny here seriously. Even my own parents think that I am being possessed hence I hate going to church. Myself alone know that nothing is wrong with me. So much for me here seriously.

I think it's the way the church has turned out, lots of us just lost the flair, verve and urge. We rather establish that personal relationship with God n do His dictates whilst acknowledging and wishing the church well.

Zico777:
U are so beautiful dearie!

No be lie, she's a beauty if that's truly her on flick.

This is no advancement abeg, it's something I see on the daily here in Uyo, Akwa Ibom. The generators feeding the street lights in Uyo are refueled this way on the daily. I wonder what's so special here?