₦airaland Forum

@op,
Just make her do sit-ups for 3mins everymorning and then get her a tummy top, bfore u know it, she will be good.

Blugreen: I am totally speechless

There is a school for the deaf & dumb

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Rubbish!

Don't you have the "close your eyes" option? Must you look? If you fall inside a gutter, you wanted to. . .
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It is u and ur reply which is rubbish.
Better behave urself or...

Seun pls give us the hate button

nairaland! Must u censor everything here? Those are not my words up there, better allow us express ourselves o!

@op, u are on point, i have always wondered aloud myself because even the working class girls indulge in this act. Me i tire o! Sumtimes if u dont give them the TP, u may not see them or make them come around for awhile.
I guess its our cross we have to carry as guys,cos we asked for it,so we must live with it.

Gosh!!! Oh lawd have mercy, the way our girls dress these days is not only tempting but harrassing as well. Last week,a guy who was walking but wasnt looking tripped as he was checking a lady‘s behind at computer village. Just yesterday, i saw a damsel - in the market at the other end of toyin street in ikeja. What she wore covered just d nipple downward exposing d upper part of her bossoms thumping up nd down on her chest. Shit! She was so sweet even an impotent man will come alive.. Jeez
Am confused o! I dont want to cheat on my beautiful GF. Maybe lagos girls us to be going around town with a blindfold.

I dont know whether its just me, or is any guy experiencing this?, becos dis temptation don dey pass be careful o!.

@op, i undastand u perfectly, it has happend severally to me,and its very annoying.
It just shows that our girls are golddiggers. The frustrating part is,they now start asking u to recharge them.

-lol- ...and the women are angry!!!

@all, talking abt me with low self-esteem and frustration. Well,i dont have the time for the typical “Nigerian bragging“ stuffs yet.

Lets get back to the matter:
Most women, i repeat 95% of women allow little power enter heads. The world needs to improve its industrialization, politics and co, and women are not helping matters. Hence, the need relegate them back to where they belong and all men take back their ‘ordained‘ driving seat.
In Nigerian society:
-Is not as if d women we have in politics are not as corrupt as their male counterpart.
- with bottom power,they get the job(because Oga to HR wan chop and use them for marketing), while their male counterpart have to be extra-ordinary to be employed in thesame coy.

Y‘ll men wake up before it gets too late.

@gree-die,
Its the arrogance and pomposity that comes with ur empowerment that we guys dont like.
We say no to over-women empowerment!!

Ok, everyday on tv,radio and dailies, the only thing we hear now is women empowerment. Women now agitate for superiority..opss! Sorry!! Equality with men. Even with 35%,they still want more.
And we wonder while girls dont respect their boybfriends anymore and wives dont submit to their husbands anymore! Why would they?! When they now earn more(thanks to GEJ), advance more in education(thanks to parents), travel more(thanks to sugar daddies). How on earth will they ever submit to you? Eh?!!
From the beginning, man was created a natural leader while the women a natural follower, but now our women wants to be at the driver‘s seat - no wonder we have so many failed marriages.
The leadership role of a man is his pride and ego.A woman is not a natural leader and as such she will abuse it.
We have enough examples to buttress this point, PEJ controlling GEJ, portharcourt mamas marrying young men and keeping them at home. Even on nairaland here, u hear some ladies say “i make my own money and as such no man can talk to me anyhow“. -what nonsense!
Call me whatever you want,but there should, infact,there must be a limit to women empowerment because our young men are finding it difficult to settle down.
Look around u, most female graduates gets jobs faster than their male counterparts. Thesame girls would not want to date a “jobless“ and “lazy“ man. Its alarming and at this rate i wont be suprised if in the nearest future, women start canvassing for 80% share.
And before you know it men will land in the kitchen while women drive to work, GOD FORBID!!.
My solution:
In order for sanity to be restored and for marriages to last longer(just like in the days of our parents), i propsed that;
1. All female education must not exceed OND.
2. The highest attainable position for a female will be director level(no minister, perm sec, ambassador, etc).
3. Their position in the kitchen is not negotiable.
4. If u are not comfortable with this, pls jump into the lagoon.

Guys in the house pls support, besides we have rights too!

@all,
Lmao...another one
Runsiological science

Abeg, a friend of mine sent this funny stuff to me and i decided to share with the house.


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Maybe u can add your own courses,and let's enjoy.

@op,
I feel ur pain, u are just like me. I always have this soft spot for all my EX, atimes i feel like i‘m not normal,infact mine is a little bit worse,once i get a new girl,my feelings for her will be exactly dsame way it was for the former.
Sometimes i feel like i need prayers,i call myself a DOG sometimes.
Honestly, am short of words!!!

I dont know whether my feelings are for them is for love or for punny!

@stagger

i do need the manual to open a retailer outlet i.e. 11,000 ltrs with a pump

My e-mail: paygnet@gmail.com
thanks

Nautillus: ehhhhh...(scratching my head)

i might be wrong oh...but if i remember well, ASO ROCK was built on a ROCK (at its crest)with a WORLD class drainage system.

So HOW on earth would it flood ?

Just forget it, if its possible for the rock to be "flooded off" with those clueless alongside it,
most Nigerians will be happy.
I for one cant wait.

When is the flood coming again Madam??

Decryptor: GEJ will see it as nothing! Afterall he's a fisherman. All he'll do is remove his "shoes", sit on a canoe and tell us "Fellow Nigerians, we are on top of the situation" while munching his "cassava bread".

Walai..Guy u badt gan

Totally in full Support
Never thought i will ever support an Hausa Man , but this Guy has earned my Respect.

More Grease to your Elbow bro!

Guys i just saw this and decided to share, never knew there is a solar plane.
Hope this doesn't make its way to Nigeria, 'cos its like its been going round the globe for awhile now.



RABAT (AFP) - An experimental solar-powered plane, flying without using any fuel, arrived late on Friday in Rabat on a return journey to Switzerland after its successful flight over the Moroccan desert.
The Swiss-made Solar Impulse took off from Quarzazate in southern Morocco at 0733 GMT, and touched down in the Moroccan capital at 2320 GMT, to applause from the Solar Impulse team and Moroccan officials.
"Magnificent, very nice flight" said Swiss pilot Andre Borschberg as he climbed down from the plane.
Borschberg had landed in Ouarzazate, about 550 kilometres (340 miles) from Rabat, on June 22 after having to abandon an attempt a week earlier because of strong winds and turbulence near the Atlas mountains.
That was the final stage of a trip that has taken him from his native Switzerland to Spain and then to Morocco.
The giant high-tech aircraft, which has the wingspan of a jumbo jet but weighs no more than a medium-sized car, is fitted with 12,000 solar cells feeding four electric motors driving propellors.
Last month, the solar-powered plane made the 2,500-kilometre (1,550-mile) journey from Madrid to Rabat, its longest to date and its first between continents, after an inaugural flight to Paris and Brussels last year.
The plane's next journey is set to be a return to its departure point Switzerland via Madrid. The exact date is not known.
The flights are intended as a rehearsal for the goal of a round-the-world trip in 2014 by an updated version of the plane


http://www.nigerianlive.com/2012/06/solar-plane-makes-return-flight-to.html

...But where is the light

This is imporsicant in NIGERIA!

Mynd_44: What the eff is your problem? Did I mention you or you wish to be in her place? Just park well and mind your business or else..........

i tot as much. No qualms, make i park well before trailer jam me

Mynd_44: ^^
I thought this mentally dead one was buried long ago

Hey you! Who is mentally dead?
Must you insult someone on a public faceless forum?

Konnektions146: OP,
women re funny creatures, wen u re soft, ddey take u for granted and wen u re hard, dey love u scatter.
pls in as much yu tryin to be hard, show her a lot of love and sometimes please soften up and dont allow her loose it.

balance it well and dont let yur new behaviour get into yur head or else it will backfire.

wishin u well

2buff: You've started it out well OP.
Wisdom is required to properly manage how much you give in a relationship so you don't overwhelm the other person with too much. They might not be able to handle it all. And she can only be more pleasantly surprised in the future.

There are no set rules. It all depends on the girl you are with.
When you sense you need to give more, then give it. when you sense you need to pull back, also do so.

It keeps things "interesting" for them.

horny4u: Being bossy and dominant is good ...it kinda of shows maturity, confidence and a man going somewhere.
However it must not be devoid of love and kindness too.
No woman wants a mushy mushy man that watches desperate housewives or sex and city more than herself.
So balance it out .....be masculine but very kind

Thanks guys, but i think these are the best advise i will have to keep in mind in my day to day dealings with her. You know a man is suppose to be the one with control in a relationships,
that is: having the ability to lead while your girl follows.

Just to be sure i'll be romantic as well, i will take her hiking this weekend.
Thanks all for your advise

So sad right now. Its a pity i love my GF so much but i cant express my feelings fully to her because of heartbreaks i had experienced in the past.

I think about her all day,use her pics as wallpaper(but changes it whenever she is about to come around). Sometimes i feel like licking the very ground she walks on, i just cant believe she is mine.

But trouble is i have been taken for a fool before on several occasions for freely loving a girl and showing it. Some of them danced "alanta" and "azonto" on my head for that,and i swore never to show a girl my weak side again!

I have been bossy to her, yet she is still madly in love with me. I have treated her badly (so much that i pity her ), yet she will do anything for me.

Only and ONLY! If she knew how much I LOVE HER.

“This is sparta“ @300

“Let them say i lived in the time of hector, the tamer of horses ...let them say, i lived in the time of achilles-the great warrior“ @odessey in TROY!

Ekpekus: ;DLol @ posts! The security personeels instead of facing the crowd, they will be watching the game with maximum concentration!

before nko.... na only u get eyes? very annoying attitude by those OLOPA

x-razzy:
HMMM! These oyinbo don start again. I no fit play ball we go electrocute all the cells in my legs and send me to early retirement

Mu he he Guy u badt gan

yea, i need all of the goodluck now

Wizee: ask ya self a que, wat do u wnt frm her, 2settle dwn or a relationship. Coz men dat babe now go wan gree marry now. Jst relax n tke tins easy wit her,bcoz if u rush,she go step out!!

i've actually hinted her about what i want and told the reason why am with her, and she has accepted. Its just that not am not sure about how to go around her admission, besides i will ready for the marriage ceremony proper next year after am through with my Msc.

I have been there and done that with any kind of girls you can imagine - Rich, poor, Tall,Short, Beautiful, Ugly...etc. To the point that i have boasted that no Living girl can move me again.

For the earlier part of this year i have been planing on settling down, so i started searching for the "ONE". Within me i was so sure that even the "ONE" wont move me but all for the need of settling down,i will just manage!

Then suddenly out of the blues, an angel fell out of the sky! Damn, who is mermaid in the church?! Well, i've been observing her since February and i must confess i've been swept off my feet. Every single time i set my eyes on her during service time, i have this heavenly satisfaction (not sexual o! rather complete peace of mind).

Courage to approach her has been lacking because of "FEAR"! Chei! Me of all people. No qualms. Finally i summoned the last bravely i had left and blocked her 2 Sundays ago, and guess what she's been eyeing me as well all the while. My luck you will say . Since then we have been getting along well like we ve known each other for ages.

But now my fears have taken another strong possessive direction ... I DONT WANT TO LOSE HER. 'cos i love her so much. She is 21 but doesnt look it, she looks and acts way matured than 21. She is processing her admission this year and i'm so scared of letting into that den of boys with sugar-coated mouths called University.

Nairalanders please advise me...i know this feeling and its called love (though am doing a good job of hiding it away from her! But all my friends know about these feelings) and i dont want to eaten up by it. I never knew this day would come when i will meet my match, that i will have to think about a girl all day, be willing anything for her. Gosh! What do i do/?

PS: She will be over my place for the weekend and for once i dont feel having sex, atleast not her. Please help me!!

Human wants are just too insatiable... Fulfill one and another one raises its ugly head!!

I guess what we were taught in Economics way back then is true afterall.

@op,
do u have past questions on Metallurgical? if u do, then we can talk