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bright007: Ťĥĕ most annoying thing about MTN is dat you cant speak with their agents anymore.Their customer service is just å dummy of it former self.
I magine migrating to MTN pulse where I read that I will receive 10MG of data for every N100 recharge.After receiving ťĥĕ first one,it has been an hopless situation of recharging without getting any data bundle.I tried calling their customer care and ťĥĕ machine doesn't wait for me to listen before telling me their ghost agents are currently busy.
If I recharge again and I don't get my 10MG,I will break the fucking sim.

hahahhahaha hohohohohohohohohh hehehehehehehehe!!!! my belle o!

Una no go kill person for nairaland o! This one pass Ali Baba comedy show.
No wonder i always come on nairaland to ease off during office hours!

i swear to GOD that i was screaming "KAI! KAI!! KAI!!! STOP THAT" when i saw this woman picking the damn nose irritatingly that night. what nonsense!!

And for those of you supporting this unhygienic act, should go get a life . For Christ sake, we all poo but dont poo in PUBLIC!! Let alone on a live televised champions league final!

OmoPastor: @ op

the best way to deal with this is to make sure all phones are off as you come into church.

But who will ensure this?!!
When sometimes,people take the it as an offense when politely asked to switched off their phones

mine is metallurgical and materials Engineering(msc.). I dont know whether i will writing the test as well, if i will, pls i will need past sample questions. thanks to whoever will assist me.

Snowwy: @OP,

Wondering thoughts too is another thing which we should bring under subjection through Christ. May we received God's enablement and strive to maintain focus.

You are damn right about wandering tots, i guess we are all guilty of this. When preaching is on and your mind just travels out, into space and playing out some fantasy to you. May God help us.

bigboywho: This is the other side of the coin our junior ones are yet to see. It is the duty os ministers to educate them, that "Where the Spirit of God is, there is liberty" but also to "Give honor to whom it is due". Instead there preaching on prosperity, tithes and offerings! If I wanted to hear that stuff I'd rather go and open an "esusu account" or go and play lotto.

@bolded, i think is where our churches and ministers have lost it,and that is the reason why the church these days have lost its values.
where are those kind of sermon we had those days about eternity, that we heard when growing up? Sermons that teaches us the bible inside out. Its rather saddening.

Honestly i am angry right now about what i saw last night during our all night service. To say its pathetic, is to say the least.

No sooner had church service started at about 10:00pm, that i looked behind me and saw about 4 teenage girls, from 17years downward(my younger sister among), pressing their phones and chatting away quietly. I grinned and kept mute (hoping they will stop whenever common sense pricked them). But alas! i was wrong when 2 hours later, looking behind me again i saw them all buried inside their phones and occasionally looking up - probably to see if anyone was taking notice.
As if that wasn't enough, looking further down the hall, i saw some matured guys, say between 25 years downward, doing the same at the back-end of the church hall (from the way one of them was pressing his phone, i guess he was playing a game). At this point, i had had enough and went straight to where my lil sister and her friends were, and gave them a federal warning - never to browse during church service again! U needed to hear them lying about them reading their bible! what? when i am seeing facebook on your screen?!! Needless to argue, i collected their phones and went back to my seat.

Now that wasn't all, immediately i sat back on my seat, my friend who was sitting close to me brought out his Ipad 4, and started idling away with it without actually doing anything with it in particular. I just stared!!! At that point, i gave up.

And it immediately dawn on me, that only the elderly people in the congregation were paying attention and acting in like manner.

This jet age is really destroying our morals, to the point where there is no regard for the supreme one. So unfortunate. i weep for our youths!
After all that happened, i just started dozing off because i lost interest completely, infact, i dont think i will be service for awhile. its just so annoying that because of some peeps, other members will be distracted.

NB- this is not another Church bashing thread, so if u must comment, talk about how this can be handled appropriately.

@mrbrownjay or wateva u call urself...shut d hell up.
If u dont know jack shit abt a topic, then i suggest u ask.

Who told u Nigerians wit HIV/AIDS die within 10 years. FYI, i can show u a patient who has been living with d virus for 18 years now, and i bet he is even still looking healthier than u!. I know this because i constantly do volunteer work with “them“. Some of them are married to HIV/AIDS negative spouse,and even have children(upto 4) all negative.

Get ur facts rite, before u vomit rubbish here.

~Killz~:
[color=#000030]It's discombobulated! [/color]

thanks dude... forget my earlier rant
i know its ur word

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I'm doing great. Thanks!. . . And you?[/color]

happy now? low life always looking for female accolades.. woman wrapper

Richfella: Bro, your disposition towards this babe borders greatly on Muguhood. Been there, done that. . .and I have medals to prove it .

Believe me, that girl has that school fees of hers five times over. Note this, girls genuinely feel real attraction for you when they are not able to tool you. DO NOT BEND.

Sleeping with 43 girl doesn't mean squat. It could also mean that you have paid multiple school fees for several leeches. I have this babe that am going to 'knack akpako' this night, who wanted me, Richfella, to pay her school fees three weeks ago, ME! Lol. She really did ask nicely, said the deadline was in two days and that she wouldn't be able to write her exams - which would mean an extra year for her. I simply told her 'I don't have'.

She even went as far as saying that I was the only hope she had, that she didn't know anybody else - babe I barely knew a week lol. Now, did she register for her exams - you bet! Did I ask her about it - naaap! Has she stopped giving 'it' to me? -- naaaap.

Actually, for the record, I've not always been like this. In fact, in my history, I once bought some girl a brand new fridge and a N20k wall painting she barely mentioned she liked - on my FIRST day of visiting her! Did I see or smell a whiff of her bom-bom? You bet not ladies and gentlemen!

Finally, this is not an exhortion of stinginess and meanness. Rather it a call to reason. Besides, the motivation for your 'kindness' is not really pure, rather it is your deep seated insecurity that she would leave. Sure, you may 'give a dog a bone' once in a while, but bro DO NOT BE TOOLED! Ball up man!

walah! u funny gan. everytin u said its true...infact u spoke my mind

frank3.16:
stop claiming that u want to help because u pity her and want to be nice. the fact is that u have strong emotional feeling towards her (i wouldnt call it love cos u are just plain stupid ) and u silently hope might make her appreciate u more.

i think u lack self esteem and dont know your own worth. i wonder how ur childhood was... was ur father mean? were u depressed? were u lonely? do u think u are UGLY?

pls how many girl have u ever dated in your life? do u think without this girl, u wont get another?

dont expect me to tell u to leave this girl, but damn i am very angry with you. u should qualify as the number one foolish person in the whole world. u deserve and award for stupidity and foolishness.

i hope also pay school fees for her whole family.

i am sure if ur sister or mum asks u for money you will know how to shout on them and tell them how hard it is to make money.

NB: if u really want to be nice there are many destitute lying helpless on the way side. just pick one of them and take care of their education.

thanks jare..... d guy d lie. he is still emotionally attached to her and being the dumb ass that he is, he cant fanthom losing her

unbranded0029: Sexkillz u re d bomb, frank3 u jst red my mind, beylinko i welcom ur critics. Regards 2 u all 4 ur points. I hv no low esteem. I don't want 2 sound sarcastic, bt its really not a case of self worth. I may not b ther yet, bt i hv a degree in engrg wt a master on d way. I hv a training and also practicing in d telecom sector. I hav dated about 43 babes. I hv also spent over 6 yrs wt ds girl. U see, that i sound human is not a sign of weaknes. If all i need frm her is sex, then my problems re over. With her tone and manner, she doesn't deserv a dime frm me. But thinking of helpin her is only a normal feelin of wantin 2 assist som1 in need. U may as wel regard her as a destitute. She hails frm my village, all and sundry knows about us. If thru u guys advice, i end up helpin her, then not only would d heaven help me, bt i would hv exonerated myself frm any form of blame. Like one of u sugested, i can keep her text and payment details (jst as i hv kept d deposit teller 4 all d other payments i made wt regard 2 her skul, knowing that a day like this would come). Personally i hate 2 b associatd wt d reason she dropped out of school. As 4 d relationship, it died a long time ago as far as am concerned. Thankin u all 4 ur wise counsels!

bros u still wan give her dat moni, after several guys the advise u against am.
u are a first class weakling!!! ode...wawa...buzu
All becos u wan d Bleep am ...or u d find way wer she go take like and come back.
spare me all that "helping" abi na "posterity" BS! We all know what is playing in your discombulated mind
insecure fool.

only two states with what i call roads in Nigeria
Abuja
Katsina

the rest na wash!! Gosh, Guys go to katsina and see road network!!

Yar' adua try sha

@op,
Please!! Please!! Dont call urself a failure for whatsoever reason because, “a man is only a failure if he fails in his heart“.

I must commend u for coming on a public forum and letting out ur heart felt pain...it aint easy sir.
I am less than 30yrs, so i am not here to lecture u(u probably know alot more than me anyway!), but just to drop a little support.

First, block all those multiple liabilties and increase ur income streams...(easier said than done ,right??!!)
Secondly, if u must be rich and wealthy,then u MUST save atleast 30% of ur income and invest in properties that appreciate I.E. Land, information- constantly improving urself...(this option is harder than option 1, right?!!)

Well,i know that with all ur years in the banking industry, u would have known that these two advise had always held sway,but the only problem has been “implementation“.

U just have to find a way and put it into practice. No two ways about that! Its your life and GOD have given you that priviledge of taking decisions that concerns it.

NB: THE “OBSTACLES“ SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE CLIMBED AND DEFEATED TO EXCEL IN LIFE ARE THE SAME “OBSTACLES“ LOOSERS POINTS TO AS THE REASON FOR THEIR FAILURES.


Peace out

Maleeq: WOW!!! Classy!
But wait o, with my long bia-bia, if i wear this kind shoe, people fit mistake me for goat o?

walai! u be goat!!!! DAMN
laffing, rolling on d floor with runny nose and tear filled eyes.

UNA NO GO KILL PERSON FOR NL O!!

mykejones: God created Man on the sixth day,and on the seventh day,he rested. But since he created woman,no where was it recorded that God rested again. And neither have we or will. We are still lookin for ways to please them.
*yarns,grabs pillow,hiss..and return2bed.*

@mykejones...i will always remember that

[b][/b]smh @some of u.
so u wake up in the and the only thing u can think of is how to please a woman...ok sorry let me re-phrase it,"how to live ur life for a woman". nonsense
this question has begging for answer for ages... and to think that women dont even no what they want. Just live ur life to thye fullest without emotions for them, and you will have flocking around you claiming that they find peace, joy and happiness with you even without toasting them.

Always remember this, "you will always lose money chasing women but you will never lose women chasing money"

Some of u guys complaining about camp experience shud better develop d right attitude and enjoy camp.
I served in katsina and i must say that the camp is d best in Nigeria(as others have just observed). Lights, water, modern 2-story building hostel, sweet mammy(nostalgia!!), tiled parade ground, friendly soldiers,lots of wonderful corpers, lots of girls!!! My friends were making out on d pavellion, behind d hostels...lol.
Though i couldnt make out sha but i got BJ‘s from two different chicks. ***winks***
So guys have fun wit ur remaing days.

@OP, let me talk to u frm a player‘s angle. D girl is already ur girlfriend(u re just too a dunce to see that). Its d sex thing dats uppermost in ur mind right now, so follow my simple advise to d letter(else u lose her forever because of ur stupidity) to get her laid. 1. Reduce ur communication with her,let her do d calling. Mayb u call once in 2 days,and when u do, dont start complaining or asking her when she will give in, rather talk to her like ur girlfriend and be definitive as well giving her directions as what to do and what not to do.
2. Get busy with ur work or bizness and pay less attention to her(BY ALL MEANS)!
When u do these, d table will turn and she will be struggling to get ur attention. When this happens,d ball will be in ur court,u can get her laid whenever u want.
PS: dont ever let her know that getting her laid is ur goal,if u do,that will be d begining of ur misery!! Even if u succeed in getting her laid,act like its one of those things(even if u enjoyed everybit of it), and she will give u more of it. Trust me.

Secret to getting and keeping any girl, act like u dont care, cos if u show ur emotions, u are finished. Its d players no 1 RULE!

Op, tell dat boi to come to FUTMINNA and let‘s see whether he will cross 2.1, By the time the harsh Gidan kwano(sun city) finishes with him, and struggling,waiting & fighting for bus daily. He will pop champagne if he manages C‘s in his courses. Infact, carry-overs will be his companion semester in,semester out. I trust FUTMX, with all those saddist lecturers! U go sabi ur mama name.

I noticed that since yesterday, I will love to advise u guys to stay-off using the site(even if it comes up again) for d main time,as it might just re-directs u to a phishing site and all ur sensitive details will end up in d wrong hands. Please dont panic as leading brand images are top target of hackers, i‘m quite GTB‘s server administrators are quite up to d task

@op, i am personally elated to see that u have brought up this topic especially as it concerns ur book. I have equally notice dat d black man(espcially nigerians) concerns himself more about consuming than manufacturing,but i have decided to change that mindset. The best we have done so far as Nigerians is to assemble parts together. Well, do u blame them? When there is no govt‘ support and patronage.
So how do i affect my generation? Well, at a tender age of 5,i have always had this joy of watching my toys(cars, planes,trains and choppers) race against each other and i have long to build them myself. There and then i made up my mind to study Mech. Eng (wich i graduated 2 years ago).
While in skool,i realised that funds will be d major drawback in dis quest of mine,so (together with a like mind) we took up forex trading in 2008. Initially,it was up and down, but finally we hit our breakthrough in june 2010. That was when NEXTWORLD Inc. came to life. We at nextworld have just a mission, which is to make our dream a reality. So Mr @op, in d next 20-30 years, we will be producing cars,trains, airplanes, choppers from d scratch. Infact, i have always blived right from childhood dat i will be d first Nigerian astronaut.
This is our dream, so with ur prayers and God, we will get there. We are working round the clock day and night to get there.
@op, our mentality can be all about consumption now but some of us are working behind in d background to change that fact.
U might as well include us in ur book or remember this day. Thanks

Its a welcome development as accessfx is born in the fx market and it will be nice to provide support for in which ever way possible,instead of whinning about their soon to be faults. We that are involved in this forex business and succeeding know ourselves,so no need bragging about it here, you make your pips for yourselves. Besides,someone has to lose! There is no point to prove to anyone,if you like believe it,if not then let it be.

@op, you are using a BB which i guess he bought for you,yet he is “misely“. You want to get a degree plus a professional certificate with his money,then tomorrow we wake up on nairaland with a title “i paid for her school fees yet she dump me“. Please spare us the kakaboom,you are only dating guys because of the help he is capable of rendering financially. Because he is not doing it, he is not a “real man“ (in your mind). He should take of your academics now so that tomorrow, you will abscond with another man because you are suddenly more educated than him!. The last time i check it is 2k per round at allen here,a month‘s jab should settle your skool for a year. CRETIN

Fxdd, aaafx

In one word - ANIMALS

@op, yes people still make it in forex. But d problems with nigerians is greed,majority want to make a fortune overnight and that is why they get burnt. Forex will always be forex regardless of what you think about it. We at nextworldfx, see forex as a business and its that message we always pass across. The earlier you realise this, the better else,you have just started losing money.

@op, yes people still make it in forex. But d problems with nigerians is greed,majority want to make a fortune overnight and that is why they get burnt. Forex will always be forex regardless of what you think about it. We at nextworldfx, see forex as a business and its that message we always pass across. The earlier you realise this, the better else,you have just started losing money.

@OP It's very good to be nice to guy,but be very watchful of his demands, he's becoming greedy and wants to take advantage of u.He's going to device many strategies to put u in a tight corner so u won't have a choice than to keep spending for him but if u are wise quickly declare urself broke before he will ruin u and from there u will know whether he loves u or not and also if he's truly broke.