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Religion / Re: Alien Brothers? by Nezan(m): 2:14pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
I have gone through it. Its just what the writer of this article was echoing. |
Religion / Re: Alien Brothers? by Nezan(m): 10:17am On Jan 05, 2010 |
According to the writer of this article, the extra-terrestial beings are fallen gods sent to deceive mankind in these endtimes. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Why Do Muslim Men Wear Short Trousers by Nezan(m): 6:25pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
The picture of unshaven facial hairs with short trousers really look scary on muslims. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Zamfara Pilgrim Dies Stoning Devil by Nezan(m): 6:07pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
Long time I visited this muslim board. |
Religion / Re: Alien Brothers? by Nezan(m): 5:30pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
Any body to comment on this? |
Religion / Alien Brothers? by Nezan(m): 5:29pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
I recently came about this article and wish to share it here: Old Gods and New - Imminent Disclosure? |
Religion / Re: Most Meaningless Poster For The Year by Nezan(m): 2:28pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
Habib16: Point of correction, dude. Mohammed's god is called allah, while the God I worship is called YHWH, they are not the same as allah was worshipped pre-mohammed as an idol of the kuraish tribe in makkah. |
Religion / Re: Most Meaningless Poster For The Year by Nezan(m): 2:24pm On Jan 04, 2010 |
Habib16: I dont blame you, you grew up as an almajiri on the streets without family values, so you definately think calling somebody's dad and grandad a goat is some kind of joke. Brainless kid. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Gets 'illegal' New Chief Justice by Nezan(m): 3:22pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
If the outgoing CJ is empowered by law to administer the oath on the incoming CJ, why make useless noise? we are a land of ignorant people who like making mountains out of molehills when our real challenges are ignored. |
Religion / Re: Most Meaningless Poster For The Year by Nezan(m): 2:42pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
When Muttalab was arrested, I was fearing twas Abuzola, given his long absence here. |
Religion / Abuzola Emerges As The Most Meaningless Poster For 2009 by Nezan(m): 12:32pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Religion / Re: Most Meaningless Poster For The Year by Nezan(m): 12:27pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Poll officially closed. The results: 1st: Abuzola- He got 22 votes to ganer 38.6% of the total votes cast to emerge winner. 2nd: Olabowale- Got 7 votes to ganer 12.3% of the total votes cast to emerge 1st runner up. 3rd: Ogaga- Got 6 votes to closely follow Olabowale with 10.5% to emerge 2nd runner up. Thanks guys, for voting. Abuzola remains our official most meaaningless poster for the year 2009. |
Religion / Good Bye, 2009 . . . Wellcome 2010 by Nezan(m): 10:16am On Dec 31, 2009 |
This is wishing all posters on this section a prosperous 2010 as 2009 draws to a close today. |
Religion / Letter From The Devil by Nezan(m): 10:08am On Dec 31, 2009 |
A LETTER TO YOU FROM SATAN I saw you yesterday as you began your daily chores. You woke up without kneeling to pray….you just jumped out of bed and started about. As a matter of fact, you didn't even bless your meals, neither did you at any time within the day remember the existence of your so called God. Good for you. And you didn’t even pray before going to bed last night. You are so unthankful, and that’s what I so like about you. I cannot tell you how glad I am that you have not changed your ways…, keep it up my dear… you are mine, body, soul and spirit. Remember, you and I are like husband and wife you know…we’ve been going steady for years now, yet I still don't love you, I don’t dig you that’s why am gonna destroy you. As a matter of fact, I hate you, because I hate God. He kicked me out of heaven, and I'm going to kick you about and use you for as long as I want. I call it pay back. You see, dummy, GOD LOVES YOU and HE has great plans for you….but those plans wont materialize. Know why? Because I wont let you give him the chance to make them work. You yielded your life to me, and I'm going to make your life a living hell even though I may permit you to have some change in your pocket and the occasional meal on your table. That way, we'll be together twice….here on earth….and in that place God, in his infinite wisdom has decided to call hell. That’s our final bus stop, dear…there, we will disembark, and stay put. Forget all the gory tales they tell about that place, gnashing of teeth and all…long before we get there, I’d have pulled off all your teeth so there wont be anything to gnash once we are in there. Trust me that will really hurt God….and boy, will I gloat? Thanks to you, I'm showing Him who the boss really is…at least in your life, what with all of the good times we've had. We’ve watched dirty movies together, cursed people, stole, lied, committed fornication, back stabbed people, skipped church…SURELY you don't want to give all this up…do you? Its called La Dolce Farniente…the life of sweet indulgence. Come on, Fool, enjoyed together, let's burn together forever too. This is just a letter of appreciation from me to you. I'd like to say 'THANKS' for letting me use you for most of your foolish, miserable life. You are so gullible, I laugh at you. When you are tempted to sin, you give in. When you see a girl with all her body out in skimpy clothes, you go gaga. When you see a man with so much money, all you start thinking is to seduce him….damn, you make me sick. Sin has since taken its toll on your life anyway. Soon you will be of no use to me. You look 10 years older anyway, and now, I need new blood. So go ahead and teach some children how to sin….you don’t need to put up a sign, they are looking at you anyway. All you have to do is smoke, get drunk, cheat, gamble, gossip, fornicate, and live being as selfish as possible. Do all of this in the presence of children and they will do it too. Kids are like that. Well, Fool, I have to let you go for now. I'll be back in a couple of seconds to tempt you again. If you were smart-and we both know you are not- you would run somewhere, confess your sins, and live for that God you profess so much, yet rever so little. It's not in my nature to warn anyone, but for you, I will make the exception….you are too dumb to even take heed anyway. To be your age and still sinning; it's outright ridiculous. Don't get me wrong, I still hate you and because I know you love me and cherish all our binges and trysts together, I know you won’t share this letter. Please don’t. Don’t let anyone see this okay? Am still at my address if you want to see me: 666, LUCIFER AVENUE, OFF SINNERS BOULEVARD, HADES. Am outta here! |
Religion / Re: Most Meaningless Poster For The Year by Nezan(m): 12:19pm On Dec 30, 2009 |
Poll ends tommorrow by 12 noon. Results: Abuzola - 1st Olabowale - 2nd Ogaga - 3rd Final results to be known tommorrow. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Abuzola? by Nezan(m): 12:45pm On Dec 23, 2009 |
But you guys too do it. It all depends on how you exercise self control. |
Religion / Re: Beware: Men Who Mocked God by Nezan(m): 12:42pm On Dec 23, 2009 |
^^ It shall be sooner than you expect |
Politics / Re: Benue Bans Ogogoro by Nezan(m): 12:22pm On Dec 23, 2009 |
dominique: You are spewing nonsense here, do you know the number of Benue indigenes who have dusted themselves from the shackles of poverty? Let me mention a few: Engr. Gemade's father was a poor man, but the man rose above poverty and is celebrated. What of Terry Wayas? what of Iyorchia Ayua? what of Michael Aondoakaa, what of senator Akume? what of David Mark? . . . and the list continues . . . what of the numerous Benue graduates working in Lagos, Abuja, UK, US and other parts of the world? Do you even know that one of the richest Benue guys works as a Senior Director in the US with an oil company? Shut up and stop spewing nonsense. |
Politics / Re: Benue Bans Ogogoro by Nezan(m): 12:11pm On Dec 23, 2009 |
dominique: You are a serial liar, no body celebrate poverty. The fact that people sleep under bridges in Lagos and wake up the following morning to engage in questionable (aka nefarious) activities to survive shouldnt be elevated above people who live in villages but engage in extensive farming to improve they lot. You will agree with me that Benue people are very hardworking farmers who are proud and are not into begging for survival unlike other parts of Nigeria. Click to see a study on poverty in Ekiti state. It is not a Benue thing but a Nigerian thing. |
Politics / Re: Benue Bans Ogogoro by Nezan(m): 12:00pm On Dec 23, 2009 |
~Bluetooth: Every state has people who are infected with HIV, so no point drawing Benue apart, no matter what you say, it is a Nigerian problem. Every body, Nigerian or expatriate, need to be conscious and seek necessary protection. And let me educate you, HIV is NOT only contacted by sex, so no need trying to imply the former from the later. |
Culture / Re: Tiv Forum by Nezan(m): 11:27am On Dec 23, 2009 |
Wangbianev ava, er nan ve m nenge a kwagh ngeren ne fele ga? ne mbam nena? kwagh er ga ko? Ayatutu ka uno? Ka se! |
Religion / Re: Come See How Secret Cult Seat Mssn by Nezan(m): 11:00am On Dec 23, 2009 |
allah and YHWH, where is tudor? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Abuzola? by Nezan(m): 10:53am On Dec 23, 2009 |
@ Muhsin; On a more serious note, the guy had issues but went about it the wrong way. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Zamfara Pilgrim Dies Stoning Devil by Nezan(m): 10:47am On Dec 23, 2009 |
muhsin: Kai, mallam Muhsin, ina wo ni? wetin you dey wonder? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Abuzola? by Nezan(m): 10:27am On Dec 23, 2009 |
A_K_O: I wonder what was disturbing him, though |
Religion / Re: Beware: Men Who Mocked God by Nezan(m): 10:22am On Dec 23, 2009 |
Tudór: You can open a thread, aint it better? |
Religion / Re: Beware: Men Who Mocked God by Nezan(m): 6:10pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
You quote only the OT and refuse to quote the NT? |
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Abuzola? by Nezan(m): 5:44pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
muhsin: Thanks for the info, muhsin. We shall launch a 100,000 man-march to plead to him to come back. . . Who the cap fits? Abuuuuzoooolaaaaa!! Come back, we love you |
Religion / Re: Beware: Men Who Mocked God by Nezan(m): 5:38pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
Tudór: You can bookmark me with this addendum: there is forgiveness with YHWH while there is no forgiveness in allah. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Where Is Abuzola? by Nezan(m): 5:32pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
The guy use to post over a hundred e-jihad posts any time he logs onto NairaLand. He use to provide comic relief on this section. We miss him |
Islam for Muslims / Re: *~ Muhsin Voted The Islam For Muslims Section Poster Of The Year*~ by Nezan(m): 4:59pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
The only person I enjoy debating with among muslims is Muhsin . . . . my friend, you have my vote. |
Islam for Muslims / Re: Zamfara Pilgrim Dies Stoning Devil by Nezan(m): 4:53pm On Dec 22, 2009 |
^^ Hello, what are you saying? I cant get you. |
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