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They are actually very obedient. The guy asked them to stay in one line and they actually did. That's something different in our Nigeria. People actually obey without hesitation.

Well, I know it can be achieved. It's not longer a day dream.

I no get PVC because I no trust anybody. But now I feel regrets.

Well, make we dey watch. If na campaign I go follow contribute. Everything na opensource. If it's not anywhere, it's on github.

Localhost... most cases, it's permission issue. Ensure your files and folder has the required privileges it needs. Since you've already increased the memory limit.

If none works, then disabling all your plugins and activate them one by one to see if there's a conflicting plugin.

If you wan save money for top tier infrastructure, I'll recommend contabo.
I wish I have an affiliate link. I'm too lazy to register. But honestly, they've really served me well, and uninterrupted for 3years and running. After I ran away from DO, Linode, OVH, AWS, GCP, and some really nice European providers.

Contabo just gives me what I want without cutting my neck and their support is superb. This isn't a paid ad. But they are really good. Honestly.

Lol...I've been using, configuring VPS server for long... most times when you create a thread with such topic, most people dont have anything to contribute.

I remember when I even had to setup a custom email server for a client here on Nairaland who wanted to send atleats 250k - 500k email per day.

Told him to be patient so we could warm and rotate the IPs accordingly to decrease spam and bounce rates and guarantee high inbox rate. Most of the thing I was saying sounded alien to him.

Too many things you can do with VPS servers but the market no dey here and oyinbo people would rather use their own people for this kind technicalities.

I've used so many company's VPS even the ones that racially abused me when I complained about their server.
Omo, person don see something.

Go and get a good ergonomic chair + an adjustable table. You'll be fine.

The knorr seasoning (maggi) wey you put... I'm sure na original one. You come pack 4 put. Chai... toileeeeet!

You no dey chop pepper? Abi pepper dey the tomato

Make I no talk about the meat cos I no know how long wey you cook the food for.
Honestly the food fine but I no sure say e go sweet!

Stargangz:
No cause for alarm. When it comes to innovations, give it to the Igbos, China sef dey learn, very creative and intelligent set of people. 'SAMASONG' arguably the best TV product ever!

shebi na the same way wey one foreign guy commit crime for dubai... begin claim say na Nigerian.

Lol... they are all made in China and anyone, I mean anyone could have gotten it into the country. No doubt, na my people dey head importation. But they are all made in China!!!
Good or Bad, igbo must dey there. Well, where would we rather be?

Sheriman:
NIGERIANS like given themselves wotowoto

Especially this section... and my man for the Wotoporousness na tastyfried** and GREATIGBOMAN whenever he's in a bashing mood. Honestly, I love these guys.

You all are great people in this forum...

Jashub:
Stop listening to CNN(aka Crooked Network News ) . The Ruble keeps getting stronger and Russia's energy threat is already holding Europe and her allies by the balls, yet you say "harsh economic climate "? Where are you getting your info from ?

Russia hold the world for work ooo... even we sef for 9ja here... if EU and US suffers economic hardship, we too suffer... that's it.

That wan dey talk him own.

ZombieSlayer1:
Your website is offline

I updated the link now to contain (www)... recheck!

My name is Chidozie but I thank God I am not Obasi!

I am a tech bro, while Obasi choose the easy way out. Well, to each it's own. If you do the crime, be ready to do the time.

Oya, make una bring una ideas make we develop.

This is what I do https://www.daniel-dozie.dev

RoyalRumble1:
Its a faceless forum so you can hide somewhere and type whatever shit you want without knowing who you are talking to.

I can't banter words with you so continue...

Really? E too sure for you bro!

But I beg to differ. Reverse is the case here. Spiritually, Physically, Mentally... you're still trash.
Mentioning me on a post that's month's long. Are you that bored?

Don't try this nonsense again ooo Faceless forum my black yansh! Anumanu!

LikeAking:
Op, getat!

wetin he do you now?

Even stackoverflow or any other dev forum would always recommend you show some piece of code. An example of what you've attempted that's not working for you.

Lakside1955:
Even me as an imam in our central mosque, I will publicly campaign for him on the alter, it’s my papa mosque, nobody fit sack me

Kai... see the mentality that can only move a country forward. Bro, where una mosque dey, make I follow una commune.

Omo... I'm not a Muslim ooo, but I went to a Muslim school for 6years. And I know a good person when I see one. Religion is choice! Get basic understanding, then choose where you dwell.

barak allah fik (بارك الله فيك)

And to all my yoruba brothers... olorun bukun fun eyin na!!!
When you promote peace, you will know peace bountifully.

Macheque:
I am a mobile app developer, I can develop the ecommerce app.
I have experience in flutter to develop app for Android iOS and Web with just single code base
There is a lot to put in place before you can know how much it will cost
1. UI/UX
2. Backend
The mobile app developer cost is nothing less than 1Million excluding the 2 above cost

This here is why I often ask potential clients their budget. You actually under quoted him because most Nigerians hardly pay for actually services.

When I ask a person of their budget, they often feel uneasy but they don't know I'm trying to help them. You can't expect a dev to spin up some serious backend env, even as far as building out both graphql and rest apis and scattering reactjs on the frontend with a budget of 1million.
And when they give you actual cost of implementation based on request, you say they are expensive.
Dude, he asked your budget for a reason. Some jobs, an already existing platform would do just fine. But again, what do we know? This is Nigeria. See how we living now? singing.... childish gambino refix by falz the badt guy!!!

Lol... op say agency. wait until you can't pay them anymore.

If you're really desperate to set things rolling, still managing expenditure... start minimal, then scale.

But if you get mind sha, do what you need to do.

There's no 1 route to success. While you wait, there's just a thousand and one folks out there hoping to jump into the ecommerce ecosystem in 9ja and most of them na funds dey delay them.

Just ensure your business model is put in place, then follow up with either magento or cs-cart... you see those 2 ehn, they will set you rolling right (ah... person don do things o)... and when you're doing fine, you can scale and go all custom.

But then, what do I know.
Sha no waste your time thinking.... also, no waste your money on the wrong team.

slawomir:
Damnnn niggar
Damnnn


I just dey pray make I catch you one on one

Many things go happen that day sha

Hahaha....

I remember say you don clear am this particular talk before...

And I still laughed when I see this one again.

Kvngfrosh:
How is everything in Js an object ?
What of the primitive types ?

Yeah... with exception of those.

But na another thing be my point o!

Thanks for dragging my ear

GREATIGBOMAN:
I'll think I'm a genius

Then I'll come to Nairaland to tell others how dumb they're

Kai...

chukwuebuka65:
I said javascript in particular is not harder than other languages. I said that , because I hardly hear non-javascript developers going about talking about how their language is hard. It only Js developers. Programming generally is hard . But why is it only Js developers that complain

Your answer is simple na! Because na them dey use am!
You really can't complain about what you dont use.

Everything in JS is practically an object. Everything.
Now, from other languages, it's can get a bit confusing.

My kinda dude. Live happy, live free!

Man's got enough to cater for them all. Plus, their mama get work.

I consider all these spamming

Are you all in a hurry to post something or you'd rather post something meaningful.

For the umpteenth time, stop ridiculing the programming section of Nairaland.

If you're going to post your frontend journey, by all means, do so when you have something very tangible.

Would you have been confident to post all these if you weren't somehow motivated by somebody's project or journey on this section.

I understand the need to showcase and document your journey... but would you continue to visit quora, devDOTto, medium and other programming sections of popular websites if they were dishing us exactly the same thing you guys are doing here?


I'm sure we all want to learn new stuffs. Let's change the direction of where this is going.

When I open th3 programming section of this forum, I honestly want to see something new, different, innovating or educative stuffs. Instead, first 10... trash trash trash, except when it has a good day.

I'm not trying to talk down your efforts and progress. But be very constructive about it. Be very intentional.

Make we dey try abeg.

Its not, Check out my first html, css and little javascript seriously, which one be little javascript?




I want you to be better that's why I am here.

If na lie, ask TastyFriedPussy... im sure he'll be here soon. If he's not already though.

qtguru:
I used to be a React Hater, but React has tons of jobs and it's actually fun to write too. But know JavaScript well and you can pick any framework.

Note: But I hate React Native though

Oya tell me why mbok!

Note: you used to hate React ooo!

For the ignorant and foolish...
they are called Nigerian! Irrespective of our tribes.

It doesn't matter if 100 names are in Igbo. We we all be treated alike.

The only trend in Nigeria these days is that people who are deeply into some sort of corruption are practically the only ones with enough money.

Nevertheless, if igbos do not top the list won't you all be surprised?

I'll be damned the day my people stop leading in crime!

E don tey wey yansh dey for back.

This is an interesting thread.

Op! Know this. He who finds a good wife, finds a very good thing.

Emphasis on the bolded.

Congratulations on your new life's adventure. I pray God gives you the strength and patience. (You'll need it)

I'll equally do mine someday.

But omo... babes these days no get chills ooo!

I have SEEN, I have heard, and I still saw some more.
E no balance!

Congratulations again bro! We'll be joining you soon.

However, it'd be nice if you could come here in 2years time and either prove those dude wrong, or enlighten us more!.

Small yansh dey shake oooo

RoyalRumble1:
your suggestion or complaint will be gladly accepted but pls change ur tone

Suggest one please.

YOU PEOPLE SHOULD DESIST FROM USING MOBILE PHONES FOR ALL THESE. WETIN DEY WORRY UNA SEF.



Any small thing, person go come here talk about building something with mobile phones and some people will open their yeye mouth and answer yes.

You people should stop all these things abeg and do things properly. Naija sha, e must dey different.