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Foreign Affairs / Re: Scott Ritter: US-NATO Cannot Win Russia In A Large Scale War by Niflheim(m): 11:16am On Jul 05, 2022
Is it the same Scott Ritter that masturbated live on his webcam for an undercover female police officer?

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Celebrities / Re: Nkechi Blessing: Broke Men Have No Right To Chat Me by Niflheim(m): 10:08pm On May 06, 2022
Kevin Samuels was accused by multiple women of shaming other women!!! He was called a devil and a demon!!!
Now see the same set of women trying to shame men like say na motivational quote,.

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Politics / Re: Oil Wells: Wike Reacts To Supreme Court Judgement by Niflheim(m): 9:59pm On May 06, 2022
I remember when they used to mock Niger DELTANS with phrases like, "OUR OYEL"

I am surprised that they are now the ones struggling for oil wells(err, maybe I am not really surprised).

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Religion / Re: Another Scamdemic Virus Being Planned To Be Released by Niflheim(m): 5:44pm On Jan 26, 2022
The evidence of a secret plot by satanists, to reduce the world population, was discovered by an amateur YouTube blogger?

This sounds like a cartoon I used to watch called DANGER MOUSE, who used to have a partner called PENFOLD(efico with glasses).

Their main enemy was the big frog called BARON SILAS GREENBACK who had a pet caterpillar (or is it snail), on his desk like Toshiba laptop!!!

The Danger Mouse stories I watched in the 80s as a kid, make far more sense than this story that you just posted.

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Religion / Re: Belarus President Exposes The Scamdemic Once Again by Niflheim(m): 5:39pm On Jan 26, 2022
These are the same "conspiracy theories" that were promoted by the anti vaccine community who are known for.........

1.Drinking urine(their own or cow's own)

2.Rubbing dung on their body as COVID protection (imagine using Amala as lotion).

3.Eating mud(like what god said to the serpent in the garden of Eden).

BONUS: The ANTI-VACCINE community in Canada pays for the mud before eating it.

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Religion / Re: Pan Is The Pedophile God Of The New World Order by Niflheim(m): 5:27am On Jan 26, 2022
No such thing as a pedophile god(only pedophile organizations).

The stuff you posted about Peter Pan is pure bull!!! The inspiration for the boy who never grew up came from his brother.
Religion / Re: Why Do People Believe In God Even Without Evidence? by Niflheim(m): 5:18am On Jan 26, 2022
The air we breathe is evidence of god?

What kind of talk is that? Same air being breathed by porn stars and pigs playing in the mud?

What a fantasy!!! Eggplant can produce oxygen, so can onion, is onion your god?

Why do christians love to talk like people who did not pass primary 1 exam?

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Religion / Re: What Does God Do For A Living? by Niflheim(m): 5:10am On Jan 26, 2022
I know what god does for a living, NOTHING!!!
Religion / Re: Burkina Faso Coup Accurately Prophesied By Prophet Prophet Macdonald Ee Sound by Niflheim(m): 1:39pm On Jan 25, 2022
His prophecies always come to pass?

Tell your pastor to give me BET9JA, correct score, 10 matches!!!
Religion / Re: Why Aren't There Many Virgins? by Niflheim(m): 1:35pm On Jan 25, 2022
The hypocrites that avoid bible verses about selling all their property and giving to the poor? Do not expect religious hypocrites to give what they don't have. (Honesty and sincerity) .

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Religion / Re: I'm Not An Atheist! I Denounce It In Jesus Name, by Niflheim(m): 1:28pm On Jan 25, 2022
@OP,

You claim that Christianity is about the "finished works" of Christ!!!

Are you referring to CARPENTRY?

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Religion / Re: Freethinkers How Do You Manage Living In A Country That Believes In Superstition by Niflheim(m): 1:18pm On Jan 25, 2022
You said you are feeling alone in a world filled with superstitious people.

You might want to join a Facebook or WhatsApp Group for Nigerian skeptics, maybe that will make you feel a bit better.


You also asked for "proof", that juju is not real!!!

Proof exists only in the realm of logic, mathematics and ogogoro!!! What you should be asking for is "EVIDENCE"!!!
Health / Re: I Have Been Noticing Strange Marks On My Body Recently Anytime I Wake Up by Niflheim(m): 12:59pm On Jan 25, 2022
Thank God for the intelligent nairalanders who have answered your question.

If to say na Mountain of Fire or Deeper Life, they would have put the blame on "SPIRITUAL ZEBRA!!!"
Crime / Re: Money Ritual Does Not Work! Stop It And Listen To Reason Pls by Niflheim(m): 7:12pm On Jan 13, 2022
I remember one old japanese martial artist, who boasted about "INVISIBLE KARATE KICKS AND CHOPS"

This old man said it is an ancient art, passed down to him from a sacred order of warriors, and he can beat any human being without touching them.

Trust the japanese, they set up the cameras and tv crew.

His first opponent beat him that he had to be hospitalized!!!

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Religion / Re: ‘Angel’ Caught On Camera During A Crossover Service In Benin Republic (Photos) by Niflheim(m): 6:56pm On Jan 13, 2022
Tales that can only be believed by primary 2 students.
Crime / Re: Money Ritual Does Not Work! Stop It And Listen To Reason Pls by Niflheim(m): 6:46pm On Jan 13, 2022
JUJU CHALLENGE....................

1.Babalawo should do the one that Tom Cruise will say, "I AM FED UP WITH THIS MISSION IMPOSSIBLE MOVIES, I WANT TO DO A FILM WITH IYA RAINBOW AND JIDE KOSOKO!!!"

2.Babalawo should do the juju that will make LEWANDOSKI to stop scoring in the BUNDESLIGA.

3.Babalawo should do juju on Joe Biden, so Joe Biden will announce, "I DO NOT WANT KAMALA HARRIS AS MY VP AGAIN, I WANT ADAMS OSHIOMOLE.
Crime / Re: Money Ritual Does Not Work! Stop It And Listen To Reason Pls by Niflheim(m): 6:12pm On Jan 13, 2022
HardMirror:
wetin happen to o a of lagos for end wars? Hahaha. You and that your juju friend are stupid
.

BIG TIME STUPID!!!

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Religion / Re: Does "Hell" Really Exist Or It Was Invented By Religion? by Niflheim(m): 6:08pm On Jan 13, 2022
Depends on which HELL we are talking about.

HINDU MYTHOLOGY: 28 hells(fictional)

SCANDINAVIAN MYTHOLOGY: 2 hells(non existent)

BIBLE: 1 hell(imaginary)

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS: 1 hell(real, a place where they will deny a woman life saving blood transfusion and watch her die)

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Crime / Re: Money Ritual Does Not Work! Stop It And Listen To Reason Pls by Niflheim(m): 5:55pm On Jan 13, 2022
I remember the day I challenged a juju guy. See what I said................

"IF YOU KNOW SAY YOUR JUJU DEY WORK, MAKE MELINDA GATES, WHO HAS JUST DIVORCED HER BILLIONAIRE HUSBAND, TO COME TO AGEGE, AND DECLARE HER LOVE FOR ME!!!"

See the babalawo's reply.................."MY GUY!!! YOU DEY CRAZE?!!!"

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Crime / Re: Man Killed In Anambra For Anaku Deity Sacrifice. Heart, Penis, Head, Missing by Niflheim(m): 4:55pm On Jan 13, 2022
ogelekpomgam:

For mocking Biafra,may the spirits of these late children haunt you, your family and all of the people that liked and shared your post.anuohia.ewu! angry



Starving kids in Biafra? That was the fault of the man who declared war on the Federal Government.

Ojukwu(who ran to safety in Ghana), is to blame for this!!!
Politics / Re: We Abducted Anambra Monarch, Burnt Palace To Take Over Community Oil – Suspects by Niflheim(m): 8:24am On Jan 04, 2022
I thought they used to claim they are not interested in oil?

Now see them, killing their own family members because of oil.
Culture / Re: Liberatedgirl Is A Fraud , By Datboredberry by Niflheim(m): 10:53am On Jan 02, 2022
If the person has not come out to substantiate their claims, then it is obvious that the person lied against you.

Just ignore her and move on.
Culture / Re: Barbados Is Overwhelmingly Igbo by Niflheim(m): 3:26pm On Jan 01, 2022
After claiming Jerusalem, Chigozie wants to tell us that Rihanna is Igbo?!!! grin grin grin grin grin grin

So desperate and shameless!!!
Culture / Re: The Igbos Of Bonny- Igbodefender.com by Niflheim(m): 3:10pm On Jan 01, 2022
ijawcitizen:
You see what LANDLOCKOPHOBIA is pushing you guys into? So cowardly grin grin grin grin

Why don't you summon some little courage, go to Bonny and shout stuupid things like "Igbo kwenu" and expect to come back in one piece grin grin grin grin


The day they try it, is the day there will be new additions/collections in the IKUBAWARI!!!
Culture / Re: Tree Where Witches And Wizards Hold Their Meetings In Agbor. Even A Caterpillar by Niflheim(m): 2:58pm On Jan 01, 2022
This is what can best be defined as "HEAVY STUPIDITY"!!!

1.When atomic bombs went off in Bikini Atoll, all vegetation was blown away but palm trees remained standing, you wanna know why? PALM TREES ARE NOT TREES, SINCE THEY ARE NOT MADE FROM WOOD, THEY ARE MADE FROM A SPONGY, ELASTIC SUBSTANCE.

2.Why try and push it down from the top? How is the bottom part now going to give way and cause the tree to collapse?

3.Wizard could not cause the bulldozer to turn into maggot?

4.So if I use a chainsaw, the tree will bounce back? grin grin cheesy grin grin

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Culture / Re: Why Can't You Win Lottery With Juju? by Niflheim(m): 2:47pm On Jan 01, 2022
Because juju only exists in cartoon network, Lord of the Rings.

Does not exist in real life.
Culture / Re: Nigerian Native Dr Alehe Sirking To Walk On Water On Saturday 30th October 2021 by Niflheim(m): 2:39pm On Jan 01, 2022
I know of a species of lizard that can also walk on water!!!

This is fraud!!! The usual scams!!! Clowns fit only for public entertainment!!!
Culture / Re: How To Identify An Igbo Man In Nigeria by Niflheim(m): 2:35pm On Jan 01, 2022
They claim to be the most intelligent tribe in Africa!!!

1.They miscalculated the resolve of Gowon during Biafra.

2.They did not calculate that DNA tests can easily expose them as FAKE LOST TRIBE OF ISRAEL.

3.They miscalculated that the supreme ice cream will be easily caught in Kenya and bundled away like "carton of expired sanitary pads"

4.They failed to calculate that when you kill another person's leader(January coup), and you relax in such a way that they take that power back from you(counter coup), they will teach you a lesson that will make you cry like "worker in onion factory"

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