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Religion / Re: If God Is All Powerful, Why Does He Allow Evil And Suffering In This World? by Niflheim(m): 12:51am On Jan 11, 2020
There is no such thing as a crime fighting god, just as there is no such thing as a crime fighting buttocks!!!

Both of them belong to the realm of fiction!!!
Religion / Re: Muslim Woman Comes Back To Life After 2 Days In Mortuary, Says Jesus Brought Her by Niflheim(m): 12:42am On Jan 11, 2020
The news of a woman resurrecting is as fake as "expired ewedu" mixed with a bottle of adulterated alomo bitters!!!

They should give us a link......................
Religion / Re: Warri Based Prophetess Success Oni Dies Of Poisoning From Her Assistants PHOTOS by Niflheim(m): 12:18am On Jan 11, 2020
This is sad news, but an autopsy needs to be carried out.

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Religion / Re: Calling A Pastor DADDY / Pastor's Wife MOMMY Is A Fraud Invented By Christians by Niflheim(m): 5:10pm On Jan 10, 2020
The next title that pastors will ask their female members to call them is "MY SWEET CUCUMBER"!!!
Religion / Re: Virgin Mary Statue Filmed 'crying' As Hundreds Flock To See 'message From God' by Niflheim(m): 5:03pm On Jan 10, 2020
These are the same people who do not even know the difference between tears and "toilet water"!!!

The same people who saw "cockroach dung" and thought it was blood!!
Religion / Re: 50 Years Later, St. Padre Pio Corpse Remains Undecomposed by Niflheim(m): 4:52pm On Jan 10, 2020
Vladmir Lenin's corpse has also not decomposed!!! So I guess Lenin is also a saint!!! Remember that Lenin was an atheist and a bank robber!!!


Primary 6 student in Japan: Padre Pio's body has not decomposed for the past 50 years the same way that a mammoth(hairy elephant) has not decomposed for 500 years!!! The Mammoth is not a saint, but it is preserved in ice, the same way that padre pio is preserved in ice and treated with chemicals!!!
Religion / Re: Why Must A Pastor Depend On A Body Guard If He Believes In God? by Niflheim(m): 4:25pm On Jan 10, 2020
Gospel preachers use body guards because they know that the men with "chicken wings on their back"(angels), do not exist!!!
Pastors also know that juju is not real and that supernatural powers are like fairy tales from the Nickleodeon channel!!!
Religion / Re: Lagos Saves Baby From Jehovah’s Witnesses Over Blood Transfusion by Niflheim(m): 4:11pm On Jan 10, 2020
Only a brainless bastard and an "anti-scientific senseless buffoon" will prevent a baby from having a blood transfusion!!!
Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Gabriel Diya, His Son And Daughter Drown Inside A Pool In Spain by Niflheim(m): 11:07pm On Dec 26, 2019
@Riele,

I am so sorry about the loss of your friend. Please take heart.

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Religion / Re: RCCG Pastor Gabriel Diya, His Son And Daughter Drown Inside A Pool In Spain by Niflheim(m): 10:49pm On Dec 26, 2019
This is so sad.

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Religion / Re: China Will Rewrite The Bible And The Quran To 'reflect Socialist Values' by Niflheim(m): 4:43pm On Dec 25, 2019
There was a Chinese shithead who once claimed to be the junior cousin of jesus chtist!!! It led to a religious war and the deaths of 10 million people!!! The chinese government know bullshit when they see it!!!

They can smell it from a million miles away!!!
Religion / Re: China Will Rewrite The Bible And The Quran To 'reflect Socialist Values' by Niflheim(m): 4:28pm On Dec 25, 2019
Did you guys hear of the christian cult in China that beat up a woman to death?

Tomorrow, these same "cwistains" will be forming innocent and claiming to be victims of the Senior Sister of Satan!!!
Religion / Re: China Will Rewrite The Bible And The Quran To 'reflect Socialist Values' by Niflheim(m): 4:19pm On Dec 25, 2019
The earliest new testament manuscripts did not contain this senseless verse:..........*JUDGE NOT,THAT YE NOT BE JUDGED*

It was added much later.

The original bible verses claimed that Moses divided "the Sea of Reeds", which was a local swamp filled with crocodiles and hippopotami!!!

But the masters of remix, eventually changed Sea of Reeds into "RED SEA"!!!

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Religion / Re: China Will Rewrite The Bible And The Quran To 'reflect Socialist Values' by Niflheim(m): 4:11pm On Dec 25, 2019
This is what Thomas Jefferson did to his own personal bible, he removed all the parts of the bible that promoted "violence and imbecility"!!! He cut those verses out with a razor blade!!!

Infact, Thomas Jefferson referred to the original bible as "THE DUNGHILL!!!"
Business / Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by Niflheim(m): 8:25am On Dec 25, 2019
@ERUDITEE, congrats!!!
Religion / Re: "Give Me Your Nyash, And I Will Buy You Food And Clothes!!!"---pastor by Niflheim(m): 2:56pm On Dec 24, 2019
The summary of pentecostalism in Nigeria.......................................................

Religion / Re: Church Leader Inserts His Cucumber In 11 Year Old's Buttocks!!! by Niflheim(m): 2:55pm On Dec 24, 2019
The pentecostal pastor be like........................................................

Religion / Re: Atheismus. by Niflheim(m): 2:44pm On Dec 24, 2019
The revival.....................................................

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Sports / Re: Angry Cristiano Ronaldo Removes Silver Medal After Juve Lost Super Cup (Photos) by Niflheim(m): 6:10pm On Dec 23, 2019
I never knew that Peter Parker was a Juventus fan!!!

Sports / Re: Angry Cristiano Ronaldo Removes Silver Medal After Juve Lost Super Cup (Photos) by Niflheim(m): 6:02pm On Dec 23, 2019
Well, he has always been angry!!!

And always regards others as lower species......................................arrogant piece of shit!!!

Sports / Re: Ronaldo Dragged After Super Cup Loss. Pictures! by Niflheim(m): 5:48pm On Dec 23, 2019
But why do dongoyaro's fans like lying about his achievements?

Sports / Re: Ronaldo Dragged After Super Cup Loss. Pictures! by Niflheim(m): 5:36pm On Dec 23, 2019
It is not only Africans who argue about Messi and the portuguese dude who likes to refer to his rival as "the motherfucker"!!!

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Religion / "The Pastor Slapped My Buttocks,then Squeezed It Hard!!!"---female Reporter by Niflheim(m): 5:06pm On Dec 23, 2019
Your god told you to lay hands on the sick, but instead you decide to lay hands on the buttocks? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Why squeeze the girl's buttocks like that nah? Were you trying to extract mango juice from it? angry angry angry angry angry

Madness!!!


FULL STORY:

A man who was caught on camera slapping the behind of a female TV reporter has been arrested. Thomas Callaway, [/b]a youth minister from Statesboro, Georgia[b] was caught on camera assaulting news reporter Alex Bozarjian as he ran past her during the Dec. 7 Savannah Bridge Run 10K.

Commenting on the widely-shared footage, Bozarjian tweeted: “To the man who smacked my butt on live TV this morning: You violated, objectified, and embarrassed me. No woman should EVER have to put up with this at work or anywhere!! Do better.” The video has since been viewed over 12 million times.
Callaway, who can be seen veering off course in order to reach the journalist, reportedly [/b]slapped and grabbed the reporter’s buttocks.[b] He has since been arrested and charged with sexual battery after Bozarjian filed a police report against him last week..................................


FOR MORE DETAILS, PLEASE CLICK ON THE FOLLOWING DETAILS:..................................https://www.christianheadlines.com/contributors/will-maule/youth-pastor-arrested-for-sexual-battery-after-slapping-news-reporter-in-the-rear.html

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Religion / Re: Religion Is A Set Of Irrational Fears Passed Down Generations by Niflheim(m): 12:41am On Dec 23, 2019
""We don't huff and puff with pride and belittle other people's cosmology".............................But tomorrow the same chrsitian will say:


"How can anyone assume that the universe began without a god? Only a fool will say that there is no god."

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Religion / Re: Religion Is A Set Of Irrational Fears Passed Down Generations by Niflheim(m): 8:02pm On Dec 22, 2019
If religion is rational, then why do christians eat grass like goats?

What is rational about being retarded like a ruminant?

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Religion / Re: Religion Is A Set Of Irrational Fears Passed Down Generations by Niflheim(m): 6:53pm On Dec 22, 2019
Excellent post that was ruined by members of the order of the "illiterati"!!!

Imagine a cwistain telling me that humans did not evolve from worms!!!

I have read many books on Evolution and none of them say that humans came from worms, so only god/dog knows where all these cwistains are getting these imbecilic insinuations from!!!

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Religion / Re: "I Took Permisssion Before Scattering Her Nyash, It Was Not Rape!!!"---pastor by Niflheim(m): 3:02pm On Dec 20, 2019
@Slynation,

Did you hear about another pastor who pressed the "nyash" of a female reporter?
Religion / Re: "Give Me Your Nyash, And I Will Buy You Food And Clothes!!!"---pastor by Niflheim(m): 1:56pm On Dec 20, 2019
@dawnomike,

What I do not understand is how those who "claim" to be filled with the holy spirit, could not discern that this man was into stuff like this!!! How come their spirit of discernment can only tell them that someone in the crowd is about to drop 10,000 naira?

What is the recruitment process in these churches like and why can't the holy spirit warn members of the danger of giving leadership posotions to certain members? What exactly is the work of the holy spirit?

What then is the difference between a man filled with the holy spirit(who cannot discern the future)..................................................................AND A MAN FILLED WITH ALOMO BITTERS?(WHO ALSO CANNOT DISCERN THE FUTURE)!!! undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Religion / Argentine Priest Accused Of Child Sexual Abuse Commits Suicide!!! by Niflheim(m): 1:14pm On Dec 20, 2019
FULL STORY:

The priest Eduardo Lorenzo, accused of sexual abuse and who weighed an arrest warrant, committed suicide Monday night, as confirmed by the complainant lawyer Juan Pablo Gallego and a Buenos Aires commissioner to TN.com.ar.
Judge Marcela Garmendia had ordered the arrest of the former escape from the Buenos Aires Penitentiary Service (SPB), but her lawyer managed to keep him free through the appeal. Faced with the uncertain future, the priest committed suicide.


The Criminal Cabinet of the Buenos Aires Police worked Monday night at Caritas headquarters in La Plata, located at the intersection of 4th and 49th streets.

Lorenzo, prosecuted for aggravated sexual abuse on five occasions, had been on the verge of detention on Monday following the order of Judge Marcela Garmendia, but his lawyer, Afredo Gascon, managed to delay the arrest by appealing before the Chamber of Guarantees.

Eduardo Lorenzo had sworn to be innocent in an interview with TN.com.ar, but the results of a psychological expertise were overwhelming: the priest had "psycho, perverse, narcissistic and obsessive" traits.

In the expertise, requested by prosecutor Ana Medina, psychologists determined that Lorenzo transmitted "a grandiloquent image of himself that enhances his self-esteem" and that "he feels no guilt or anguish because hostility is always outside."............................................


FOR MORE DETAILS, PLEASE CLICK ON THE FOLLOWING LINK:........................................https://www.en24.news/2019/12/eduardo-lorenzo-the-priest-accused-of-sexual-abuse-committed-suicide.html

Religion / Church Leader Inserts His Cucumber In 11 Year Old's Buttocks!!! by Niflheim(m): 12:43pm On Dec 20, 2019
When will these christians stop fantasizing about "twin peaks" and under-aged girls? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

Aren't you not tired of winning the "Hypocrite of the Year" Award, year in year out? angry angry angry angry angry angry angry

This is not good at all!!! The followers of OtemAtum never treat 11 year old's like this!!!


FULL STORY:

Eugene Police want to identify any additional possible victims of a Eugene man facing rape and sex abuse charges.

Edward Samuel Thompson, 40, of Eugene was arraigned Tuesday after being indicted on 5 counts of Rape I, [/b]5 counts of Sodomy[b] I and 5 counts of Sex Abuse I.

"The charges are related to a case involving [/b]a minor of less than 12 years in age[b] that occurred between 2012 and August 21, 2018," according to Eugene Police.
Thompson has been in custody since his arrest by the FBI and Eugene Police [/b]for possession of child pornography in August 2018.[b]

"At the time of his arrest, it was reported that Thompson was a long-term member and a music ministry leader at Christ Fellowship Church in Eugene and former member of Eugene Faith Center," Eugene Police said. "Police also received information that Thompson has traveled outside of Oregon during the timeframe that the charges occurred, to include locations in Montana, Idaho, California and Arizona."

Eugene Police "are concerned about the potential of additional victims," the department said in a statement.

Anyone with information related to the case is asked to contact Detective Jennifer Curry at (541) 682-5166.


THE LINK:.......................................................https://katu.com/news/local/former-eugene-church-leader-indicted-for-sex-abuse-police-seek-any-other-victims

Religion / "Give Me Your Nyash, And I Will Buy You Food And Clothes!!!"---pastor by Niflheim(m): 11:45am On Dec 20, 2019
What is this nah? undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

I can't believe this madness!!!

And the nyash he wants is even the Chimpanzee nyash(man) and not the peacock nyash(female)!!!

Disgusting ish!!! angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry angry


FULL STORY:

He tried to lure beefcakes with “the meats.”

A [/b]Missouri church leader allegedly tried to pay for sex on the gay hookup app Grindr[b] — with an Arby’s card, according to a report.

Using the handle “DILF,” Barry Cole Poyner, 57, allegedly [/b]tried to bed hot college-age guys by offering to pay for gas, clothes and roast beef sandwiches, police told the Kirksville Daily Express.[b]

The Church of Christ elder — who is also a professor at nearby Truman State University — was busted after a student reported him and a cop went undercover on the app, according to the paper.
Poyner allegedly sent the officer a message saying he “would love to have a sugar daddy relationship” —then offered to fill up his gas tank in exchange for sexual favors on Dec. 3, according to the paper. If the younger guy was willing, Poyner said, he “might throw in an Arby’s card LOL.”

Instead, Poyner was greeted by officers at the gas station, where he tried to flee, according to the paper.

When he was pulled over a few blocks away, he allegedly told police he “was not doing anything with a minor” and was only “trying to help” by offering gifts to men on the app.

[/b]He was charged with patronizing prostitution[b] and faces up to six months behind bars.

Truman State has since suspended Poyner. It wasn’t immediately clear if he was still in his leadership role at the Church of Christ, which has made homophobic comments in the past.


THE LINK:........................................................................................https://nypost.com/2019/12/18/missouri-church-leader-tried-to-pay-for-sex-on-grindr-with-arbys-card/

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