'Willing into existence" is the same as "WANKING IN ORDER TO TRAVEL INTO SPACE".

Your dickk is not a magic carpet!!!

Spirits exist in cartoons.............CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST!!!

Believing in Karma is like believing that if you live by the sword, you will die from the sword!!!

PURE BULLSHIT!!! That is a fairytale!!!

Water baptism is wonderful, many times when there is no data to download pornographic movies, I just go to where women are doing water baptism in white T-shirts!!!

When the water touches their T-Shirts, you get to see the "WATER MELON PLANTATION" free of charge!!!

Sorry, I apologise. I did not mean to make fun of anybody's condition.

Who told you that god is in command in the first place?

Imagine a woman who earns 800,000 naira salary a month, with 4 children and no husband!!!

Then all of a sudden, there is a medical issue, and she needs a blood transfusion, but she says, "IT IS AGAINST MY RELISHION, SO IT IS BETA 4 MI TO JOIN THE CAST OF SUICIDE SQUAD!!!"

This is not a sign of faith, IT IS A SIGN OF MENTAL ILLNESS MIXED WITH IRREVERSIBLE STUPIDITY!!!

This is so sad!!! May she rest in peace!!!

I even heard that when objects enter inside a black hole, they go through a process known as SPAGHETTIFICATION!!!
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This is surely the clue that we need to know the "Flying Spaghetti Monster" had a hand in the creation of the Universe!!!

Religion: As fake as an African Kangaroo or an Arabian penguin!!!

Whenever I feel like eating "stale bread" and "EXPIRED RIBENA", I go to church!!!

"YOUR ACCOUNT IS LAME".......................Wow!!!

And how is it lame?!!!

When I told them that the number one aim of christianity is to "man handle the NYASH,", many people thought I was lying!!!

Now see pastor, man handling the HEAVY BUTTOCKS OF ANOTHER MAN'S WIFE!!!

Dafuq?!!! A confused clown who could never have known about the death of TB Joshua(if it had not been announced on the news,radio, TV, SOCIAL MEDIA),is now claiming that he is the one responsible for his death?!!!

You did not tell the creator of the Earth to provide a cure for Covid.

You did not help the Nigerian currency/economy to rally back.

You did not end Insecurity in the country.

You did not even prevent the deaths of children from malaria, by creating a heavenly mosquito that will inject you with malaria vaccine!!!

Instead, you are boasting like "HALF EMPTY BARREL OF LIQUID DUNG �����", CLAIMING YOU ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR ANOTHER MAN'S DEATH?!!!"

It was the recent report on child abuse in the Catholic Church(REPORT ONLY FOR FRANCE), that revealed that they inserted crucifix in the private parts of little girls!!!

The same nuns who did this, also forced little boys to insert their sausages inside their "PACIFIC OCEAN VA.GINAS"!!!

CHURCH: Naughty Nuns mixed with Paedophile priests!!!

Worshipping the christian god is the equivalent of going to a museum, seeing the dinosaur bones of T-REX and shouting, "EGBON T, PLEASE, DO NOT FEAST ON MY FLESH!!! I BOUGHT A FULL CHICKEN FOR YOU, PLUS A BOTTLE OF REX LAGER BEER!!!

Imagine disgusting lunatics, who insert crucifix(auxiliary dil.do), in the private parts of little girls, proudly coming here to tell us who is evil and who is good!!!

People who tell their members to drink petrol, are here, telling us to beware of church of Satan!!!

Do they drink petrol and dettol in the church of Satan?!!!

Hypocrites!!!

People should not spend all their time arguing?

But instead, they should bow down to an image of a white man, wearing tight , white boxers, while hanging on 2 pieces of chewing stick?

They may never understand this post in a million years, due to the "thick skull syndrome" that is rampant in their churches!!!

These are the same people who saw "red liquid beetle dung" and thought it was the holy blood of jesus!!!

Imagine humans who worship cockroach shit!!!

Thank God I am an Atheist!!!

Such a pity,

You employed the devil's children in your church!!! You allowed them to stay their so long and you watched them gain promotion........................................................................AND YOU DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING ABOUT IT!!! USELESS CONGREGATION , WORSHIPING IN A USELESS CHURCH WITH A USELESS BIBLE AND MUTTERING USELESS PRAYERS!!!

Pretending to talk to a non-existent god is the worst of the worst!!!

Sounds like the movie about Medusa!!!

Only difference is that Medusa is available in cinemas and can be viewed by all, while this one is like a hallucination that comes from eating expired mushrooms!!!

What are the names of the atheists who have gone diabolical?

Where is your evidence? Photos? pictures? Or the usual blowing hot air with no substance?

I can help you, but you need to allow me to assist you.

So tell me, when was the last time you smoked weed on an empty stomach(fasting)?

I beg to differ...........................................

I was told that the most foolish individuals in occultism are the ones who

1.Eat grass like goats

2.Eat human hair like say na chocolate spaghetti

3.Eat snake like Madagascan mongoose.

This is what you are looking for!!!

Madness!!!

HEADLINE: PASTOR HID CAMERA INSIDE TOILET!!!


FULL STORY:

A Florida Panhandle church youth director who was already facing video voyeurism charges after a hidden camera was found in a bathroom has been arrested again, officials said.

David Nims, 37, remained in the Escambia County Jail on Tuesday following his arrest Friday on eight more video voyeurism charges, the Pensacola News Journal reported.
It was the third arrest on similar charges in less than two months for the youth director at Calvary Baptist Church in Pensacola. The videos showed people using the restroom at the church, officials said.

Nims was arrested June 7 after a 14-year-old boy saw a camera under a sink in the youth hallway of the church, according to an arrest report. He was released from jail later that day after posting $10,000 bond...........................

FOR MORE DETAILS, PLEASE CLICK ON THE FOLLOWING LINK:......................................https://abcnews.go.com/US/wireStory/church-youth-pastor-arrested-3rd-time-video-voyeurism-78944580?cid=clicksource_4380645_2_heads_hero_live_headlines_hed

This is so sad!!!

HEADLINE: EVIL CHRISTIAN WOMEN HIRED BY CHURCHES!!!


FULL STORY:

[/b]Nuns used crucifixes to rape girls during decades of abuse carried out by clergy in France's Catholic Church that saw attacks on 330,000 children covered up 'by a veil of silence', a damning report has found. [b]

The 2,500-page landmark report was released Tuesday after more than two years of investigations by an independent commission, in France's first major reckoning with the devastating phenomenon.

A victim named 'Marie' testified that she was abused as an 11-year-old and that when she complained about the abuse to her parents they refused to believe a nun could do such a thing. The abuse continued for another year.

'I was truly [a gift] for this nun... because she knew full well that she did not risk anything,' Marie said.

Eighty per cent of victims were young boys between the ages of 10 and 13, however many girls also suffered abuse, not only by priests but also by nuns.

[/b]Nuns used crucifixes to rape little girls or forced boys to have sex with them[b], according to the report.

Pope Francis today expressed to the victims his 'great sorrow, for their wounds', adding that he was grateful for the courage they had shown in denouncing what they had been through.........................................


FOR MORE DETAILS, PLEASE CLICK THE FOLLOWING LINK:...................... https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10059827/Major-report-expose-sex-abuse-Frances-Catholic-Church.html

I remember telling juju man to make Lionel Messi stop scoring for one whole year!!!

Juju man now told me to wait, that he is coming!!!

Na so juju man COMOT for shrine with NIKE SNEAKERS begin dey chase me dey shout, "USELESS BOY!!! YOU WAN DISGRACE MY ANCESTORS ABI?!!!"

Since the Challenge is starting tomorrow, we can tell the babalawos to help us with "CORRECT SCORE, 10 GAMES, BET9JA"

Useless talk, foolish lips!!! These are the same set of shiteads that were wetting their "shit stained pants" in excitement, when Ronaldo went to Juventus!!! A league where only one team had won the league more than 5 times in a row(Mickey Mouse League)!!!
Second season of Ronaldo in Juve, ITALIAN LEAGUE WAS DEMOTED TO NUMBER 4 IN EUROPE(FROM NUMBER 3), WHILE MESSI REMAINED IN THE TOP LEAGUE IN EUROPE!!!
Ronaldo ran away from the top league in Spain to a lower league in Italy, this is a sign of a human who is desperately searching for a comfort zone!!!

Lord Reed, longest time, I am okay, and I trust that all is well with you to.

4 reasons why Hardmirror might have left Nairaland.....
1.After explaining that Evolution is about the colorado potato beetle becoming resistant to 50 known pesticides, someone will still say,"NOW SHOW ME THE 'COCKROACHYAM' WHOSE FATHER WAS A COCKROACH AND THE MOTHER WAS A COCOYAM". 2.After explaining that the big bang is an expansion of space and time, some genius will still ask, "BUT WHO CAUSED THE EXPLOSION?". 3.After explaining that ghosts are not real, someone will still ask, "BUT WHAT ABOUT CASPER THE FRIENDLY GHOST?". 4.After explaining that juju does not work, someone will still say,"BUT THE BABALAWO IN MY VILLAGE SAID THAT HE WILL MAKE THE RAIN TO STOP FALLING, AND IT EVENTUALLY STOPPED!!!"