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LWKMD!!! ,  things de happen for obodo naija o! ,  but this STV reporter must be a wicked person o! na news report be that? ,  but those girls no just try for themselves

Also they have to be kidding if they say that the 34 chosen are among the best out of that multitude of girls I saw in the audition video, about half of the 34 are not supposed to be there

Ms Jigawa, Ms Plateau, Ms Ogun  


Ms Taraba state definitely a front runner

Please what is the criteria they use in selecting the final 34? does anyone know?

another sad day, what exactly has she achieved that warrants giving her a Honorary Doctorate , yes it is her time and her season to rule, but that doesnt mean that we should also deceive ourselves. I dont beef her, but biko what exactly has she contributed to our nationhood or the niger-delta area that we should be dashing her award

I am not a doctor or anywhere close to the medical proffesion. I'm already confused with all the medical stuff tht has gone b4 , but from what I can deduce, the girl is either lying or the doctor doesnt know wat he is talking about. Anyways poster do investigate it thoroughly b4 coming to any conclusions (i.e. go and see like two other reputable specialists)

as 4 those that say an 8 year old couldnt have had sex, please I know a friend about the same age with this poster who was basically raped by his house help about 7 or 8 years old, an uncle of his walked in on them doing it, thats how the story came out, the boy was just doing what "aunty Mercy" told him to do. So it is possible to have done something like that.

maybe I misread the poster, but I dont see where he said he strted at 6 and stopped at 8, (was just skimming through quickly, so mybe I missed it)

[size=8pt]BIG FAT LIE[/size]

8 babies over 11 months, how now?

I was even thinking maybe she like got prenant again and dropped like 5 after having twins first, instead she was dropping the babies on a monthly basis ,  utter rubbish.

because he "fought against corruption" then doesnt mean he did not now commit his own atrocities. Of which we now understand that the "fighter" and the "corrupt" always changes depending on who is in power in Nigeria.

Onion News Network is a Parody site ,  they come up with all this outlandish news on a daily basis. Nobody has sued them, because they know that is what they do, so y would anybody sue NAiraland.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Onion

Why is it on Nairalands Home page? ,  £££ lol!!! ,  it sha got you to come here and comment, not so?  

just read the rules for the first time ever , I have mostly being a passive observer and going by "ze rulez" quite alot of feefle on this forum should have been given one year - life time bans , or are the moderators and admin also FeeDeeFee members, that break the rule with impunity but expect others to obey the same rules?

marvix:
Niger head, let us use our heads, first we received Intel that there would be bomb blasts starting from the 29th of september, we also have suspects already that we are investigating, we swing into action no bom was blasted on the 29th to discourage the govt from goin on with the celebration, on the 1st we hold the celebrations and out of desperation they exploded some bombs some distance away from the venue, we know that there was a $100m in the plot.

Niger head y u find it difficult to understand and a whole lot of us in this forum is, we think that the bombs that exploded were the only bombs they planned to explode, GEJ was surprised that any bomb exploded, because he thot he had taken care of it, IBB expected the bombs to explode at Eagles square that was y he didnt attend so as not to be caught in the stampede, Jonathan does not need a bomb to set up IBB but IBB can use this bomb plot to prove that Jonathan is not in control of our security, all of us agree that our security forces are slack and we assume they dont know jack, it is because terrorists in America know abt their diligence and efficiency that they plan their operations very technically, I am sure that like my frnd who says he would explode a bomb in NA with $20m thinks that he would just carry bombs and walk into the NASS and deliver and drop, if u receive $20m the SSS would be on u, when u receive a bomb even the UK intel can give info, so the guys who may have done the job dint expect dat it wld be a serious threat.

Marvix, if there is anything I am thinking about clearly here, it is this whole saga. If truly you are affiliated in anyway to the SSS or any security agency, you will really sit back and see this properly.
So there was information that something might happen days b4 October 1st; they knew who or had an idea of who was planning it and the security agencies did not step in to arrest Dokpesi before the bomb exploded. Haba now!!!. At least if Dokpesi was arrested before the bomb blast would that not have scared whoever was the real brains behind the whole thing into thinking that the noose was closing in around his neck. Maybe there is something else that the security agencies can tell us oooo, but based on the information that is out now and GEJ unfortunate handling of this whole thing, then it is very plausible that they were looking for a scape goat and IBB is the easiest to pin this on, especially with all the political manoeuvring going on.

now he brings the EX-MEND commanders to tell us that Jomo Gbomo is an office and not a person, and whoever has access to the password for the email account could easily send a message through it. Ok then, please they should also then inform us about who all the people are that have the password or are we to assume that the password was written on the notice board in all the militant camps in the creek. They must at least have an idea of who was sending out all the messages when they were fighting.

For those who are alluding that there is no more MEND, please who then are all those people still in the creeks carrying guns and threatning fire and brimstone?

I havnt come to a conclusion about who planted the bomb, but my position is the evidence so far feels so amateurish. If I was planning something like this, I would know better than to use my usual phone lines to be communicating with some daft boys who would be sending messages like "na we do am, come make I brief you" wetin you de brief me about again na, or you wan make we plan another one ni?

SSS could not work because rain was falling in Abuja, I'm still thinking about that one and cracking up here

Please for the sake of the innocent that died in that blast the goverment should refrain from giving us updates that dont make sense, inviting EX-Mend commanders to make obviously silly statements, and generally politicising this whole affair. Get real unassailable evidence and I will happily follow and hang IBB and Dokpesi for you people. I also suffered because of the rubbish that IBB did to this country, but it doesnt mean I will take leave of my thinking faculties because I want to get him by all means. What goes around evntually comes around.

, I laff in Greek , so Jomo Gbomo is not a person but an office, so please can Tombolo and co deactivate the email account or better still get the person who was operating the email account to come out and tell us hw many other people hv access to tht email account , abi they left only their talkative to stay in the creeks and plan bomb blast with his or her mouth? , nonscence and rubbish , "anybody that has the password can send a message through it", so hw many people get the password na? , or na all the militants be the Jomo Gbomo ni? they just take everyone as fools or wat

yes IBB is desperate to come back , we should be vigilant against him , but GEJ must really think Nigerians are foolish , those that are defending his handling of this whole saga must be doing so for some blind ulterior motive,

Please utilize your brains , the same IBB that everyone knows planned Dele Giwa's bomb, even though there is still no concrete evidence to prove it, would now come around and get invovled with such a shoddy job , impossible , please I am not holding brief for IBB , I will never vote or encourage anyone to vote for him , he should be in prison, , and please any remotely capable person will know that if you are planning a major crime like this it is quite stupid to tell the SSS that your life is under threat, thereby attracting attention to yourself , and then you now use the same numbers that you use for your normal business to conduct such business , please 12 year olds that watch Jack Bauer in 24 know better than to do that , as for the txt mesgs sef please let me not even go into that (stupidity of the highest order on the part of whoever cooked, authorised and released that piece of news),

GEJ immediately came out and denied MEND was involved , after MEND said they were the ones that did it , he now gets some EX-mend commanders to deny MEND's involvement , now SSS are trailing a certain politician that has $20million lodged in his account and went to South Africa 2 weeks ago , please I hope Wale Adenuga has picked up his pencil and has started taken notes , the next Super Story must be all out 3D action movie

Until GEJ brings out real concrete evidence to state so I do not believe IBB or Dopkesi (as much as I dislike them both) are guilty of this bomb blast , this all smells of giving a dog a bad name so as to hang it.

please forgive my lack of knowledge in such things, but how does activating the safety switch equate to attempting to commit murder , d report didnt say that the lift cables or controls were tampered with , the safety switch was only pressed , couldnt it be dat they were trying to delay the guys on the lift? , just asking a question o

Kennyblues:
NTA Channel 7, Tejuosho

, just reminded me of "Gboro Mi Ro" , tht was like Naija's Yoruba "Judge Judy" , had to sit and watch it with Momsie everyweekend though we didnt really undrstand wat de was saying

, use 6years for university instead of 4, then another 1 year to get mobilised before you den get thrown to one bush to suffer for one year, then this my friend is saying we should extend it to 2years , with Military training , and they wonder why we have Militants in the Niger Delta , may we be delivered from such foolish ideas b4 it gets too too late for us as a Nation.

, chei Naija we hail thee ,

are they now saying that there where two orientation camps operating in that state for some time and they didnt know or what, (maybe someone has broken their gentleman agreement, so we are now seeing the strike back) ,

and those their uniforms are spankin new , either NYSC Abuja supplies them or they have their own Tailor that sows it for them ,


All I can say is its Naija and "ANYTHING CAN HAPPEN"

IBB wants to save Nigeria?

, he can help us by returning all of Nigeria's money with compound interest, then go sit down in KriKri Maximum Prison for 5 years

thats kind of the essence of his music personality, he does not want his person to interfere with his message , it comes down to understanding what "Lagbaja" means: he could be you , me  or anybody it doesn't matter; so long as he speaks the mind of the people , and to him it is not an "act" that's why I think he has been able to carry on this far with the mask on , I saw an interview of him like two years ago and I kinda understood why he continues to wear the mask.

Please does NDDC have up to 9000 staff?
The money is just for their staff not to give to anybody else
Why should government be paying such money, and I bet U if there is any marriage or funeral, they will still collect contribution frm each staff ,

Meanwhile, I'm sure they are still allowing gas flaring, oil spills, and massive pollution in the Niger Delta, killing innocent children in batches

Naija I hail thee , bunch of thieves we got as leaders ,

, NAIJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA , I hope this particular letter is a forgery o! . How can de send this from a Federal ministry to an International body . Na its not possible. Use red biro write untop letter , cannot type set the address properly , na wa o!

, I don laff tire, e be like say d AIG just watch Matrix Revolutions and dem no explain to am say na Science Fiction ,
Armed robbers in Uniform; de want to give contract again for looting money

@OP

Okay, after much effort and watching the illuminati video thingy someone posted, I now see the "eagle" but which conspiracy theory should I believe, as it stands the illuminati video is making more sense to me than your own explanation , and as someone rightly illustrated above, their is also a star and moon crescent in the black ball, any comments on that please ,

and by the way , take the real pix of the world cup trophy, turn it horizontally and see ya eagle their too

^^^Batch B ,

Owerri, Imo state 2006/2007 , orientation camp in one village called Umudi in Nkwerre L.G.A. was one of the worst experiences of my life , how I came out sane, is only God that can say, and I thank him for that miracle.

MeThinks that they are going to loose out in the end. Majority of the nonEU immigrants are students, who believe it or not are the ones paying for their universities to stay afloat. I know how much I pay as school fees for my MSc here and less than 5% of my class is from the UK, we are mostly from outside (Naija sef too plenty for my class, I de vex )
While I agree with the fact that as an overpopulated island, it makes sense to limit the number of immigrants coming into the UK. But their problem is with the EU members that continuously flood the UK not with non EUs who are predominantly students,of which quite a number return back to their countries after studies.

tempest01:
More-Rigs Iwu https://www.gfxlovers.com/smilies/imgs/foolish/foolish004_2.gif

, lwkmd
and the "Bank Ole" too , guess their parents were really foresighted in naming them ,

are you serious? or was he also in the dream with you?
now this is one of the most ridiculous things that I have heard in my short existence , (my subconcious might have heard worse though, if we should abide with your bf theories)
He is a clown jo

good for Yaradua, but why cant they be honest with Nigerians, for once. What is the state of his health? Nobody is saying take in a T.V crew, just be bleeping upfront with people. And Mr. Goodluck is approving treatment for someone he has not been allowed to see , I dont think so, he must have seen him.

I'm not against this effort but, the suffering our people are going through is as much as the Hatians. I think the problem is not really the fact that they want to give, but the fact that we know that at least a quarter of that money will not get to Haiti, if not even half of the money , Nigeria should remove the log in its eye before going to remove the speck in another person's eye. A whole $5million, when we cannot just put up good roads and constant light. NONSENCE!!!

PapaBrowne:
$88 billion right??

In the first hour, I'll pee in my pantees.

Then in the second hour when I'm more composed, I would use $8 billion to buy shares of in a major company, say Google.

Then in the third hour I will call a press conference and announce that I will be buying Google for $80 Billion.

Then in the fourth hour the price of google would have skyrocketed by say 25% as a result of the intended acquisition.

Then just before the fifth, I sell my shares which would now be worth $10 billion dollars. Then I annouce I am no more buying google.

In the fifth hour, I return the $88 billion dollars to the bank. I have made $2 billion dollars in profits form the sale of my shares.

With a fraction of my $2 billion dollars, I'll buy a small country in the Carribean and make myself the President.

Guy by the time you de step 3 FBI for don catch you.

The money market yarn make more sense, but if na me, I go tell the bank sharply, as a son of the most high

tpia.:
you're looking for someone and your user id is firearm.


Now the offers of help will pour in, i know.

spoilt:
I dont get it. You want us to help find her and you conceal her face??
We should be able to recognize her from her hips?

exactly wat I was thinking before I read this post.

Sorry, not adding anything useful, but just had to laff about the comments when you put up a picture and blotted out the face . dont and cant really understand why you are really desperate to find her , but wish you all the best

Madukaele:
guy sorry, but to gett real answer, why dont u pray, ii knw it sounds funny, but trust me pray constantly u will get an answer. try it. i lot mine for 3 yrs, got her back when i tried al possible means to get her i used prayer, well u hv no choice now, so y dont u try prayer, if shes dead u will hv a dream to confirm it. best wishes

guy see where ya mind don jump reach, why not if she has married and given birth to five children

@18 Platoon , you say you are a soldier, I have seen some of your posts on NL and honestly if that is how you think about Nigeria, why not just tell your brothers that it is time you left this forced Union, or is it by force now. I really dont know if you are actually joking or you are serious. How can you tell Nigerians to move away from their homes because there is a possibility that they maybe killed just because of an election judgement, and you call it advice. , and you say we are Racist? please check yaself first ,

@Onlysose , you raised the level of intellectual discourse?   , I shake my head in shame, and laff in spanish

while I dislike going into religous arguements, I want my Moslem brothers to please think, some said that we insult Prophet Mohamed, dont you Moslems also insult Jesus Christ, but do you see Xtains up in arms saying they would kill all of you Moslems. I have in my school here a Moslem guy that constantly says the most rubbish things you can say about christianity, but I havnt thot of slapping him yet (well I'm thinking about it now! ) talk less of killing him. Before I left Nigeria, there was also this Moslem guy that went about in a bus, preaching against christianity, I tink he even now got airtime on Lagos Television, and the whole crux of his preaching was against christianity, and nobody has thot of killing him yet.

Even illiterate christians do not think of killing Moslems because of difference in religion, which alludes that unfortunately it is the educated moslems that are encouraging all this killing.

Nigeria has too many problems than for it to be taken down the path of Religous war.