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Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, it's Friday Night Carnage!!!!

Let there be BLOOD!!!!

naijaboiy:
[color=#1980BC]What stopped tbillz from getting a job?[/color]

Come on now?!

Get a job?

Like a 9-5?

Demola I will prefer not to be roped in this assault please.

Let it be known that I am an innocent bystander forces to duck for cover lest I get hit by stray bullet

A40, my hand no dey at all o.

I am now going to slowly proceed to that fence in the distance, from where I can sit down and laugh my head off.

Graphics are extremely important.

I tried playing some ps2/ps1 games recently and just couldn't carry on.

A40:
Virtual Machine Environment na. Na Fujitsu do am

Yeah replication pretty much

Wow I never hear that one before.

Does it use the Datastore/Hypervisor architecture like the more popular virtualization vendors do?

If so, then I don't see a problem provided that the VMs are currently in shared storage, and the host will have access to the shared storage from its new location.

A40:
Basically trying to replicate then move a VME server to another location. Just need a detailed explanation on the infrastructure framework of the server. The entire process

I fit drop my email add

Lol mandem don tire. Cloud computing, Virtualization. Just runnin through mazes like a white rat

Ewo tu ni VME?

Which Virtual Environment you dey use though? Vmware? Hyper V? Citrix?

I'm assuming that you want to move VMs off a particular host and send the host somewhere else..right?

arcnomec:
countdown to our league celebration begins.........can't wait for Saturday to come

Winning the league in style at old Trafford will be awesome.

As a very proud ABU, I wholeheartedly endorse this message.

raumdeuter:
So this Nihilist na VM ware guy? I no know o.

I even heard when we gave them Hummels we put in a clause which gives us a commision when they sell, So the question now is if we buy him would Dortmund cut us a check from the money we paid them?

This na real owo abu la fin se abu lalejo

Nothing credible about that league at all.

Tupac was a new York guy too.
Burnthisleaguedown please

A40:
Hahahaha you no be b@stard at all at all. Na you I just wan tasi now now. Abeg how familiar are you with VME servers and its infrastructure. Shebi you be Virtualization ninja?

About your Hummels post I just dey laugh you like Papi Luwe. Who get Hummels to begin with? Is it because we no insert buyback clause? We dash them the boy for 8 years and want to pay €30m for him yet y'all are still whining. The boy has said he wants to come back home and just like my favorite fuji musician would sing

"Its bubbling e je ko ma bubble oh, shuku shuku bam bam eni to ba wu ko be"

FYI Tupac and Bad boy used to be cool and he was an East coast nigga

I did my VCP 5 in 2013...and I work with VMS daily...though I need to gerrout of this IT bizness. IAAS and SAAS dey make boys redundant.

What do you need to know?

What a shyt meme.

Just plsying the new remakeof Ratchet and clank brings back so many memories.

That was one of the games I had to buy original back in 02 cos none of the alaba/Oshodi mafia deemed it fit to pirate.

I wish they'd release another Spyro game...or a Crash Bandicoot game. CTR was just tha shyt in 1999\200



Just finished far cry primal - interesting game mechanics, but no ending. I've never played a game like that before. A game with no ending..

Tried out the Doom beta and was heavily disappointed. It lacked the fear factor of the 90s version and the swag of the 05(06?) Re-release.

I'm also replaying Bully and Manhunt again. I remember playing Bully 10+ years ago and absolutely loving it. Thone games have not aged well at all...

Just waiting on the new Uncharted now...only 2 more weeks to go.

Badstuber still dey alive ni?

raumdeuter:
I dont even know who to support between City and Madrid.

I hope we beat Atletico, but if we dont I prefer Atletico to win it all

Madrid for me mehn

I need Ororo to get that last ring before he bows out

See that Joe hart Save though

chic2pimp:
I actually did like Muzzy. Incredibly classy player. Those other two nah leg breakers dem be. Very few midfielders came away from those games unscathed. Of the current squad, the only change i'd happily make is Muzzy for Drinkwater. Imagine a midfield of Muzzy and Kante....Cor Blimey!

Muzzy was an incredibly dirty player as well...no think am. I remember he was kinda like scholes..nice passing and hot 'chot' but with a nasty streak to him.

Neil Lennon I think was the original kante. That guy used to be all over the pitch those days.

chic2pimp:
We don get our own thread abeg.

https://www.nairaland.com/3070605/leicester-city-football-club-champions#45060753

I remember when I used to trek from London to Leceister every other week just to catch a glimpse of my then Hero Mighty Muzzy Izzet. Up the Foxes!

Muzzy!!!!!!

That midfield though - Muzzy, Lennon, Savage. 3 grade A Cvnts. Those guys dey tackle anybody papa and Izzet with his hotshot.

raumdeuter:
Nice try, But you no fit catch me that easily.

BTW We Leicester fans when are we going to have our thread. Especially those of us supporting Leicester from the days of Emile Heskey

Gbaski

I dont even know how to feel about this thing.

It's like when you run into the ex you dumped back then, but now she don hot gaan and she dey drive ferrari too.

There was even one time, I was parking in the G4S car park just in front of King power to attend rugby games 10 minutes walk away at Welford road almost every weekend.

raumdeuter:
Not true.

Aguero outscored Kane last season in the league and won the golden boot

Currently Kane is just one goal ahead of Kun.

So in the last 2 seasons Kane has not outscored Aguero. We can say in the last 2 seasons Kane has come close to being a top striker but still not Aguero level

You're right.

I just wan hear wetin you go talk

raumdeuter:
This isnt Robbens best season. For he has been injured for most of it. And Robben has been far more consistent than Mahrez is. if Mahrez can dominate CL, World cup and Local league consistently for almost a decade with double digit goals and assists like Robben has then we can start comparing

Unlike Mahrez vs Costa both are just coming out

How about Kane vs Aguero.

This is the 2nd straight season that the Englishman would outscore Sergio.

I remember Coogar saying that if Kane was able to repeat last seasons heroics, he would crown him the better player....or was it you that said it sef?

Anyway what do you think?

raumdeuter:
This is Douglas Costas best season, this is Mahrez best season

Mahrez has obviously been better than Douglas Costa based on their goals and assists stats

[size=18pt]So for now Mahrez is better than DOuglas Costa. I have no problem admitting that[/size]

Just like Mahrez is better than hazard. Do you agree with that

Are you satisfied now?

How about Robben?

Do you admit that Mahrez is better than Robben based on that criteria?

HurricaneMIMZY:
It's annoying that his team mates do not celebrate with him. Everyone is noticing. For a young player, such not-so-subtle displays of resentment would be telling on his psyche.


They celebrated Aguero's goal so why was 'Nacho treated differently?

Navas Kolarov and Delph celebrating with him after his second goal. More of them clapped his back and tapped his head as he ran back to formation. Joe Hart said in the post match interview that Kelechi is a "brilliant part of the squad"

So....I'm not exactly sure what you're talking about

Dadehmola:


Yeah, i saw the stats in one of the dailies...



Iheanacho>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Romeo "Jam-body" lukaku - yay or nay??

P.s. - don't bring Martial into this!

Based on the stats, Iheanacho is better than Messi and Ronaldo...never mind Lukaku

Dadehmola:
"Iheanacho is better than Aguero" is quite different from "iheanacho will be better than Aguero".

Just accept your gaffes and move on bros.

I do hope you know that Iheanacho is the deadliest striker in Europe as of today

coded01:
Iheanacho has a better minute-to-goal ratio than minute-to-goal ratio stands at 81.27 - a figure that surpasses illustrious forwards such as Robert Lewandowski, Cristiano Ronaldo, Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez... the Manchester City forward is Europe's deadliest player...


http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3558073/Kelechi-Iheanacho-better-minute-goal-ratio-Cristiano-Ronaldo-Lionel-Messi-Luis-Suarez-Manchester-City-forward-Europe-s-deadliest-player.html#comments

Damn!

#UnProductiveNiggaAlert

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AdeLaNa1:
For the third time this season, Martial and Lukaku faced each other. Martial saved his team twice while Lukaku was just there.

Not saying Martial is better than Lukaku tho

There's no question about it- Lukaku IS better.

When you look at that Everton team under that ediot of a manager, it's a wonder that Lukaku has up to 5 goals this season sef, let alone the 25 goals and 6 assists.

chic2pimp:
Hahahaha Stones thinks He is Nesta. A ball playing centreback.

What annoyed me was how the commentators kept saying how good he had been today...


And I was there looking like 'nigga they one nil down...and stones was directly involved'

It doesn't help that at one point today, jagielka was playing leftback, with baines in the middle partnering Gibson.

I think maybe stones might have a future in midfield a large phil Jones but that guy is too dumb at CB, especially under a tactically inept clueless useless gumptionless senseless brainless manager like Bobby Martinez

If we pay more than 5 million pounds for thar stones guy, we fool ourselves very badly...