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dayokanu: Luiz scored a free-kick? Is that part of a defenders job?
At luiz main job which is defence, he sucks.

We should crown Rogerio Ceni the best keeper because he scores free-kick

Luiz and Cahill were disasters this world cup. While Boateng was the best player in a world cup final

Luiz is not a Chelsea player my friend....

But Dante is 1st choice for Bayansh...and it was the day he played that Germany sacrificed Brazil to the memory of Adolf Hitler.

That Boateng was able to contain Argentina is no big deal really. Argentina were just not that good attacking anyway.

They huffed and puffed against Iran, needed set pieces to beat Naija. Needed an own goal against Bosnia. Went to extra time against Switzerland,Netherlands and Germany...

They really weren't that much of a threat abeg...so stop hyping Boateng for doing slightly better than some unknown 32 year old Iranian defenders from the Iranian league...especially when he had a fantastic midfield in front of him.

Di Maria didn't play sef.

Luiz is not a Chelsea player....he was a 50 million pound open cheque

Anyway he scored that fantastic freekick...so his worldcup wasn't too bad.

The same Boateng that DK is hyping now, is the one he was lamenting about before the Real Madrid game because quote 'their attackers could hurt them'.

One website hack later, and Boateng is now the love child of Maldini and Gentile.

A40 is even calling him boa-tank.

Boatank?

More like Boa-Stank.

Or GP Tank?

Ayipee Ayipee...

A40: What better options? Since arriving at Bayern Boateng has helped us to two Finals and a semi in the UCL. Tell me that better option that would surpass that performance

After scoring 7 goals you want to hold Boateng culpable for trying to cover Mertescatter's behind? It is not entirely unreasonable for a defender to take the foot off the gas when the team is 7 goals up in stoppage time! I would rather judge him by his performances in much closer games like the Final

Again you miss the point.

Both of Bayansh's 1st choice defenders were on the pitch that night, and they characteristically conceded easy goals.

Bayansh's and Germany's success has been based on the quality of its attack and midfield and not it's rear guard at all....

Your possesion play ensures that the opposition hardly get to test your defence, but when they do...they breach easily. Very easily.

Did you see how many saves Neuer was forced to make in that Brazil game?

Like Coogar said, Alago is not better than Djourou.

A40: Torres at a time was voted the 3rd best player in the World that he laid an egg at Chelsea doesn't necessarily mean he was a useless player all along.

Mikel is a spare tyre at Chelsea I don't see where the comparison with Boa-tank arises. Boa-tank is a sure starter for club and country while Mikel is only a starter for Nigeria

Boateng is only a starter a Bayansh because you guys don't have any better options...

It's telling that in the Brazil-Germany game, both of Bayansh's 1st choice centerbacks were each directly responsible for conceding a goal.

Alago's positioning in that Oscar 1v1 was terrible. I was shocked that Oscar was able to turn him so easily in a position where Boateng was actually at an advantage.

Neuer wanted to slap him sef. That's how pissed off he was

These churches just want to stay in the middle ages....

Don't really see how much different it is from Boko Haram ideologically

Look at a horse-like face sef...and big teeth

Kiss this one and risk losing your upper lip

Fantastic news.

Now Nigerian ministry can divert that funding into the development of our National Sport: Gidigbo

Maybe in the next few years, we might have WWE-style Gidigbo fights on pay per view all over the country.

dayokanu: In which of these finals did any of these players was the best player?

Towards winning these trophies how many games didthese players start?

Boateng started all games to winning a World cup and a CL. In the WC final he was statistically the best player. beat that

Torres scored the winner against Germany in Euro 2008 and was man of the match

Scored in Euro 2012 final and even won Golden boot sef

Plus that last minute winner against barca in CL semis 2012


He is still useless...

So yes Mr Dayokanu, a man can be man of the match one game and still be generally useless...like Jerome 'Alago' Boateng

A40: He's not a real footballer but he started and played a considerable part in

2 Bundesliga titles
1 UCL
2 DFB Pokals
1 Club World Cup
1 UEFA Super Cup
1 FIFA World Cup (with an epic performance in the Final)

All at the young age of 25. Maybe you can tell us who a real footballer is if Boateng isn't one

Slow your roll Mr Oga

Mikel Obi has 1 EPL, 4 FA Cups, 1 Carling, 1 UCL, 1 Europa, and 1 CAN to his name

Fernando Torres has 2 FA Cups, 2 Euros, 1 CL, 1 Europa, and the World Cup

It is possible to find passengers and stowaways(in Boateng's case) on the ride to success...

Is anyone noticing what's happening in North London?

Sanchez in, and Khedira and Debuchy reportedly on their way...

If those 2 come in, Assnal are only a defender and striker away from becoming Genuine Title Contenders

And with manure and Citeh doing thier business quick and sharp...this season could well be the most competitive one yet...

eggheaders

raphead

anagosedxyz

Your attention is dearly needed on this thread

Not suprising...

Last night my grandfather tweeted a picture of himself and two fine babes in Brazil with the caption 'Live from the Maracana'

He's been dead for 20 years....

The funny thing is that my grandmother saw the tweet and immediately un-followed him

And she's been dead for 2 years

CFCfan: Lol. His case is just like Victor 'Basket' Valdez who has a similar medal collection

I wonder what Christmas dinner is like in the Boateng Household though...

1 very proud father sat next to his very successful son at the table...and Kevin-Prince washing plates in the kitchen

CFCfan: Mario Goetze, who is only 21, has now won THREE Bundesliga titles and a World Cup!!

I can easily top that...

Jerome 'Alago' Boateng, the time prefect of Munich, has somehow won the bundesliga, champions league, and the worldcup....and he's not even a real footballer!

J12: Take off Muller for Mascherano.

God Forbid

ElGuapo: Here's my World Cup best XI:

Gk : Neuer

Rb : Lahm

Cb : Vlaar

Cb : Hummels

Lb : Rojo

Mf : Kroos

Mf : Muller

Mf : Rodriguez

Fwd : Messi

Fwd : Neymar

Fwd : Robben

Coach : Joachim Loew.

No space for Mikel in that list?

chic2pimp: or even the winner of the Golden Glove?

FIFA dey craze for real

I'm sure that Sepp an latter will be crying into his pillow tonight...

Everything was setup for the golden boy's coronation as the the 2nd coming of Maradona

Too bad he fluffed his lines...

Word on the street was that Messi was going to be ordained as the new Pope tonight if he had just won the World Cup.

He didn't, so fifa had to give him a less glamorous award instead...

chic2pimp: How was Messi better than James/Hames Rodriguez?

Or Muller for that matter...

Camera just zoomed into Messi's crying face...

He really looks like a little beetch

Chai...

If you look at Lahm, Schweinsteiger, and Khedira's cv fear go catch you...

So.......


Ronaldo is still better than Messi then

I really can't understand why Schurlle wasn't starting more games for us last season...

So nobody has compassion at all?

10 goals conceded in 2 games

10 goals

Yekpa

Itv commentators are just even wondering what Scolari will put on his cv....

They listed his achievements as winning the worldcup, being sacked from Chelsea, being sacked as Uzbekistan manager, relegating Palmeiras, and then presiding over Germany's destruction of Pele's legacy

Scolari is a grade 1 mumu

Dadehmola: I swear, Jo isn't better than shola ameobi!

In all categories ( female, youth etc), This has to be the worst Brazilian side ever!

Scolari is a goat...this is all his fault

His selections are terrible...what serious manager would actually pick playstation Dave(thanks pietro) as 1st choice defender...or keep playing Maicon over Dani Alves

Jo, Hulk, and Freddy flintstone are just jokers...only a daft manager will pick such names to represent a country like Brazil who have an embarassment of football riches

Starboard you are right...I was wrong. Let's leave it there, as I no get power for debate.

Anyway........

Brazil

Some people just never learn sha

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