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falcon01:
I'm gonna Bleep her first

Na punamy go kee you

arimahoseloka:
Before u eat at any restaurant ask for the cost of what u buying... Simple as ...

Bro the power of #3,550 no allow me ask

Amuatulu:
Na wa o
That was how one hotel served me a cup of tea and 4 slices of toast bread for N5,000

bro Na heavenly tea be that

The look on that guys face sha,he is just imagining it..
Don't ask me what the thing is biko

Eheen! Dear future wife are you seeing what other peoples wife's are doing?

Have you ever gone to a Very fine Restaurant to eat and when they gave you bill, it was as if you Priced the Building and everyone in it?
Yes my people, I have really passed through a lot in this my few years on earth.
I had food at home oh, my anointed Rice (Rice and palm oil), Something that I even put Crayfish and egg but the Spirit of Nebuchadnezzar refused me from respecting myself.
I looked at the rice that evening and said to myself "I deserve a Treat, let me enjoy myself for once nah, Las Las na once Man dey die"
So the Spirit gave me instructions, it said "Wear that your Suit, look Rich and go to somewhere worth it" that was it my people. I did as instructed and left my Cubicle called house with 3,550 (three thousand, five hundred and fifty thousand naira only".
My plan was, highest a plate of expensive food with chilled drink will be 2k then the rest will be transport fare and I will still even have enough change
I told the Keke man to take me to the best Restaurant in town and he dropped me at a building so fine and tall with an inscription in it, I couldn't even Pronounce the name. Me that is still struggling to pronounce Hawaii and bouquet, headache almost catch me trying to pronounce it
Since the name is none of my business, I paid the Keke Man and walked towards the door. It was from there I knew there was problem but the Spirit of Nebuchadnezzar had already invited the Spirit of Judas and both of them had possessed me. I couldn't retreat
Two people welcomed me at the door, while one opened the door, the other Smiled like an Angel and said "Welcome to afdsbebdeobh" then he walked with Me and asked where I will like to seat.
In my mind, I was like "Wetin dey do this one? Na food I come chop oh, not Paris and Venice Vacation Trip, why he dey follow me as tour guide just to eat"
One thing Shocked me, the place was too neat and classy, it was so neat that I thought I had broken the rule, I almost went back to the door to off my shoes so that I won't stain it but the 3,550-Pride in me made me feel like I deserved it.
Well, I Sat down and my Tour abi food guide, gave way for another beautiful Angel, I almost forgot I came to eat when she spoke, I Sha didn't understand the grammar she spoke, but I quickly told her that I'm hot, she should get me a 2 soft drink (Coke) while I deliberate on what to eat, why won't I be hot my people? Keke Get Air condition? And no be Trek I trek?
They brought the Cokes and asked me if they should opened it and I shouted "Of Course! Open the two" it was while I was gulping this chilled Coke that I looked at the drink list and saw Small coke= 1,500 (one thousand five hundred Naira)
The Coke Choked me immediately, it became peppery, it looked as if it also had Salt in it. It tasted like Soured Soup. I was confused. I called the lady closer and asked her, if the list I'm holding is the right list, maybe na list for buying create of coke dem give me
But auntie said, it's the right list, that they are even on Bonanza and customer week so the prices of everything is slashed.
Fever started immediately, thank God say I never order for food oh, maybe I for still dey there till today dey wash plate.
I Sha Respected myself and paid the 3k, Keke that brought me had already collected five hundred naira so I was only left with 50 naira to go back home. I trek that dey ehn, that by the time I reached home, my fine shoe was beyond recognition and repair.
Some Restaurants are heartless wallahi!��

Some restaurant owners will not make heaven Lai Lai!!
Pls share ur own experiences below

Hmmm so will this news now change the face that I haven't eaten this night?

I can't wait for my mom to share this news for me on my timeline tomorrow morning

wittyt98:
Observing This post on my handset in bed with the charger n earpiece plugged in like..

next news loading....

Haaai! Brother ur village people still follow you go abroad? issaorite

Which kinda "investigating the matter"?
They should go and dump that mofo's body one side abeg!
Dem send am go thief?

Her pregnancy her business Nigerian border is still closed

And their parents will be at home now claiming that they have children in school who will become lawyers and doctors in the future.....Mtchewwwwwww

Look at how that guys face is looking like atarode pepper... (

How this news now take commot Musa for gate?

My brothers hustle oo make small pikin no see you hide him biscuit

Buh wait oo why is the snake � looking fresh? [color=][/color]

My dear I will advice you to start praying oo and pls frequent the hospital too cos all these symptoms you just mentioned here are actually symptoms of HIV/AIDS or Syphilis (not 100% sure tho)�.
Especially those rashes hmmm
Don't think negative oo
I wish you quick recovery tho❤

chigoizie7:
You fucccked up nah, what do you expect her to do?

See all these people saying that she was rude. Yes, she was. But it would have been avoided too.

You made it clear that the date was for the both of you. You should have started her day great by joining her at the back seat.

See, me, when ever I am using a cab, I sit on the front , but this case is different, you should have sat with her, had some little chats with her while the driver minds his wheels. You even abandoned her to chat with the driver. Baba, you neglected her that little time she needed your attention.


Some will say that she is still a kid. But bros it takes a mature mind to date a mature lady.it is only mature people that see the needs to compromise at all times.


If you think she is a kid to act they way she did, it made the both of you kids, because you shouldn’t have acted the way you did. Relationships are not for kids bro.

*singing in Phyno's voice* oil dey ur head oo aaaah eh oil full ur head oo eeeh ahh

You make sense die;the dude started it all tho the girl should have at least played cool.
Nice one tho�

[quote author=Kharol1234 post=83078150]Hope say dem arrest d boi[/quote

[quote author=ElasticStone post=83057810]Chai. That means u need to gymn and eat more than me ooo[/quote

Lol Na condition make crayfish bend ��

No body should hate on my nigga oo

ElasticStone:
Lol. If u slim too, the thread is for us. Lets see if someone will give us a hack that may solve our slimness.

Bro no reason am you be OROBO for where I dey [color=#006600][/color]

Is this nigga serious?
You are skinny?
Hmmm that means me sef I no skinny buh la bone I be shikina ���

Why are my always depressed as an introvert?

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