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I wish u stop smoking ganjaweed

Ahh, Nella, u r so involved as it is. Trust me. No too worry _{Between me and u, u fit enta d office after Moody, i'll c wat i can do. This secret is between me and u fa. Savvy?}

Hee hee _{Begins to smile wan kain evil smile} https://emoticons4u.com/crazy/033.gif Dont worry, lead role guaranteed _{Acid, u r so goooone} on the condition dat . . .

Which kids be dat Nella? Make we talk about ur own kids na. Moody? Role kini, abegi _{ooops, hope she didnt see dat}

@Moody, about the icon, quote this post. The secret lies in there somewhere.

Beef Generator

Guys guys, c'mon now. U aint even famous u r all acting up. All of una supporting acts sef. The leads neva even show.

Moody, u no know say fame dey come with price. Abeg enta office make we sign contract. U go just overthrow acid shap shap.

Nella, which bridge u dey talk of. Sei dat place wey i c ur potentials wen u dey try wriggle urself free for those agberos hand dem. No worry, i don move on tey tey. Now na trips get me from 9ja to overseas. U c am

Henry, why r u all sour. Don't worry, God will u ur own time. _{Maybe wen we have a female producer}

Ozone Destroyer

On the mention of Action, see as the supporting actresses just dey comot from their hide out. _{The mugus want to become famous} Ahhh, if u want to become the lead actress, Producer say make u see am for im office. Una hear me so?_{Chei, una fit see me too ooo, i get connection no be small}

Nella, Moody, hurry ooo. Other gals fit kill for this opportunity

Mugu Hustler

Prankster

Up an atom, atom annnnnt, wheeeeeeww. I don land gidigba for Nland

Holy Cow, see movie wey i miss. OMG. I see as casts bin dey act, dang. See as Male lead star Jay come dey one play Female lead star acid. Supporting Actress #1 Nella no dey help mata @ all. Supporting Actor #1 Henry, wetin be ur role sef? Supporting Actress #3 Moody _{aka Housegal} come yarn okpata waka. Hmm and the recently introduced actress Iysaa, emm, emm . . . una do well ooo. Abeg make we take am all ova again.

Ok, Scene 1, Act 2, Take 5, Fire!https://emoticons4u.com/violent/sterb026.gif

Zebra
Egg
Roll
Organizer

The letter that comes before threeday in the Greek alphabet



Do you think grease was created in Greece?

U dont have to get what i'm yarning about.

@Topic
R u advertising the new nunu milk in town?

Hey Jay, wat did u hit, a jackpot? _{hope it aint got nuthin to do with acid?}

nana:
lol. . .go ahead and report me.

Have u heard the gory stories coming out of Guantanamo Bay. Last one that came in from Captain Jack Swallows who escaped being killed by a hair length says, emmm . . . _{I believe this thread is G-rated so lemme not scare all those poor kids}

So u might want to reconsider your dare.

Because Box=Square x 4 / Circle (dat is the ring)



Have u ever proved this theorem in ur maths class?

Campaign

ah ah, wetin dey happen now. Who is Matching who to Make who?

Now dont u know u r contravening Item 1.61 of the Geneva Convention by letting us bend our heads in tune with the angle u fixed ur pic? I will report u to world court ooo.

Hey guys, if you have any cartoon clip from any Nigerian paper (Or foreign dat deals with Nigeria) please post here. Even if it dates back to pre-independence. Lets keep memories of our dear nation alive with humour

It is the amalgamation of the word ojoro + chuwa chuwa + corruption + Miss world + 419 + African Elephant which was done under the 1960 annular eclipse which was subjected to high combustible pressure which then metamorphosed into the word Nigeria we know today.



Do you agree?

No crack up ooo

acidrop:
this guy’s got more issues with me than I tot

Hmm, now dat u put it dat way, hmmmmmm _{wateva mishoo means by that, i second} Anyway gal, i got nuthin but love and respect for ya. _{even though u strike me as a terrorist sweetheart}

acidrop:
@ninja, which kind compliment be that

Well, the topic didnt say we shud only compliment but rather comment. But no worry sha, dat one na correct compliment, trust me. _{Its just man talk so u prolly wont understand} Tell it to the next guy and see wat happens

Well, for starters she appears to pour nuff acid around my domain. Secondly, she's falling da nigga Jay's hand behind his back

Third, she changed her windshield cute picture with a cuter pic

Hmm, more advice. I'll suggest u always Defragment using GoodFood 3.25 anything from 4:00pm to 8:00pm. Also upgrade Sex 12.03 to the latest version. I'm sure with the upgrade, Spywares and trojans will have a hectic time slowing down and ultimately crashing Husband 1.0. I'll google out for more on this matter before posting next time

Oops, gotta run, Girlfriend 7.00.01 application is beginning to give some error messages.

Because good rice and dodo is found on Sunday



How can i stay in Etteh's 628m Renovated House BQ?

10x man

@Acid
Or Else. . .

@Mishoo
I dey ooo, not too busy. U sabi say all we NIN_bots have the unfortunate tendency to be struck by the almighty Problem wey go change their name. N about the emoticons, just quote any of the posts that have them inside. The secret lies there.

Nana warn acid oooo, because i fit show this kain https://emoticons4u.com/violent/sterb016.gif love to her

Clifford Orji _{Literal Version}

Shoooo, Sgt. Mugu, why u allow all these people touch the reply button na? In fact u are https://emoticons4u.com/violent/sterb026.gif

_{Takes a look at turret gun} Oh it's faulty. Oh, u people are lucky, Lemme troubleshoot this thing, i'ma be back

@Mishoo, I'm good ooo. I feel u with that ur Lebanese employers wahala. I know exactly wat u r talking about. If u wan follow acid, dem go pour acid for ur file now now.

Sannu Nana

Ok, nuff niceties, back to https://emoticons4u.com/violent/sterb029.gif

Ah ah, two-eth people have refuseth to heed me warning. Sgt. Mugu, Fire the turret https://emoticons4u.com/violent/sterb032.gif