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Wat sort of lamp is holding this kind of genie. Hope say no bush lamp u dey reside in?

Errrr, i didnt see where the question was asked. _{Speaks to himself} How are you? I'm okay.

Ok Henry, how u dey?

7- cool

Chei, are there broken hearts in e-love? Just curious, cos if there aint, boy o boy, i just might . . . ahhh . . . to be continued. To God be the Glory

Yeah, give me kudos for trying

Mishoo, morning ooo, how u dey na?
Ronnie slimz, Replenish, how una dey?

No offense man, but i hope your dad has lotta qualification under his belt. I'd hate to think the House of Reps is led by a hairdresser and the country is run by a mechanic or vulcanizer.

mimiko:
please guys wats gazula and Conjy

Didnt u feel the answer tingling u on ur spine as u were asking the question? Alas, she wan make person talk so dat she fit use am yarb somebody

hmmm. The flirters and the flirtees. Where dat guy wey go Mount Everest. Abeg somebody send me im picture make i design obituary. And where's dat his widow? We are a NGO taking care of widows. Holla lets c wat we can do 4 u. You guys know yourselves.

I c. Well dats nice. But why the name n-guage. U sell engagement rings or sumtin? abi u dey connect people well well? And this Ocho guy. Hmmm. Plzz Ocho, wetin be the name of your strategy - Britney Scares?

Nella:
@ Acid

wao that's very good and more romantic girl, but yea like my mum wouldn't chase me out of her kitchen if she meets me there _{sweating and as nevrous as a chicken of course} and asks "what are u doing ?"

and i reply : " preparing romantic dinner 4 me and ***-- " lol she would hit me with a pan lol


Omo this kind of thin is very brain racking!

@ ocho cinco

Dem Franchize Boyz, playing a role hu?

LOL. By the way, what r u preparing and wats d occasion?

ocho cinco:
Ratiddddddd

This man. Ma be gi fun e

Wateva dat means, i bliv it's a compliment_{Yeah right, Like i trust u to show some love}

MoOdYLaDy:
The real princess is here and where is my henry

Princess ke? Abeg where d shoe wey u suppose don polish tey tey? And, yeah where's ur henry?

n-guage:
Ninjabyte, we still have scores to settle o. The other day you called me a nokia reject(you think I don forget).

Ahhh, i didnt know i was gonna step on some raw nerves. Well u call urself ngage and Nokia came to mind. And i bet u they've stopped production on that series. So, 2+2, i get a reject. No offense meant. U took it like i called u Ocho cinco or sumtin

acidrop:
fight, fight fight fight

Ahh, na wetin u wan see be dat. Why u no tune unto WWF _{abi na wetin dem dey call am now sef?} Better still, come to the streets of Lagos

Nella, i no call names oooo. I've too much acid burn victims on newsline. It's scary. Dont wanna mess with the Acid itself. Sup 2 u 2

acidrop:
abi na u?

Well, if it were me, u wudnt have had any cause to worry. My intentions wud have been clean. Hell, u'd have hailed for it cos i'd have upped sumtin in it

hmmm

Where all dem' ppl @
Acid i hail ooo. And where's dat house girl sef?

Sidekick



Karate vs Judo

Acid, u dey' feel am too. Me wonder at times if it aint necessary Seun carries out a screening exercise b4 allowing some pips in here. But then, variety they say is the spice of life. This is just some spice i guess.

Medics? This guy needs a miracle. Medics don't do that, they are just scientists. Call Olumo Olumo quick quick

Nah, he's f*cked upstairs. For real, dat's wat he is.

ocho cinco:
Obrigado

My name is Ocho. Do you want to play.

We could play some footsie. We could exchange fluids.

Anyhow you want it Baby

Dude, why do i get the feeling that u r tapping somebody's internet connection on a stolen laptop from under the bridge where u belong. Cheap fame stalker.

ocho cinco:
With a name like Ocho Cinco

Isnt it obvious I am demented.

But come to think of it, you are beginning to sound like an Aboki.

Dude, with 146 posts, i bet u r trying to catch some fame. Picking a fight here and there just doesnt do it. Gotta try harder. Come up with another strategy please. Just quit frontin, u suck at it. And whether Aboki or Amigo I dont see how that concerns you. Shape up or ship out.

ocho cinco:
how many xtians have you killed in the North lately.

Oh wait, you are Yoruba I reckon. You are human.

Lord Foul, The Ill Starter. If that was a joke, it aint funny. If that was an attempt to start a fight or sumtin, it's just too lame an attempt. Thot people on this forum wud have had better sense of reasoning. Disappointed I am.

U no hear say these days, houseboys dey' service madam pass owner? Just show the poor boy green light, u go sabi the true meaning of the word joy.

Posky de la Poinpoin, fine boy no pimples. No be you sha

Now wat cud possibly be wrong to leave our "princess" all bored? At least you've got ur henry in the house. Sup Henry? Moody, wats missing today?

I'm good. You?

Who's wishin? I'm saying and so it is. LAST

1. When i settle down to watch the parade at Eagle square but actually knowing i might not watch it since the Problem that Has Changed (PHCN) Name can strike at any time

2. When i go to buy a gallon of petrol and discover that the price has doubled the price the previous day because the price per liter has increased.

3. When i call my brother to confirm how far with his exams in school only to discover ASUU is on strike

4. When i fix a date with my galfriend for 7:30 but actually show up 8:15

1. NAMES

If Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara go out for lunch, they will call each other Laurie, Linda, Elizabeth and Barbara.

If Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla, Peanut-Head and Scrappy.

2. EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Mark, Chris, Eric and Tom will each throw in $20, even though it's only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

3. MONEY

A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need but it's on sale.

4. BATHROOMS

A man has five items in his bathroom: a toothbrush, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel from the Marriott.

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.

A man would not be able to identify most of these items.

5. ARGUMENTS

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

6. CATS

Women love cats.

Men say they love cats, but when women aren't looking, men kick cats.

7. FUTURE

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

8. SUCCESS

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

9. MARRIAGE

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.

10. DRESSING UP

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

11. NATURAL

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

12. OFFSPRING

Ah, children.

A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

13. THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.