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But that doesnt mean we are wrong abi?

Difficult

C'mon guys, no need to fret. I cud give u the free trial edition of the software. The limitation is that u can only see the negatives of the persons nude picture. And there are censor marks at strategic points

Wetin u hear me talk. Sei dem dey use pepper chop food ne? I know no wen dem begin carry pepper spice Sex wit am. Abi una wey dey Yonder don sabi sumtin wey we no know. _{Chei, Pepper garnished Sex? Wud sure love to see that}

Having noticed that anything that comes to Naija becomes a huge success (Take GSM for example), the people who made Saddam's statues figured out it would be a cool idea if they come invest in Nigeria. And the first person they approached was Omo Baba. They offered to make a giant statue of the noble man @ one of the entrances in Abuja for $30 million. "Wetin?" Baba reply "Statue? If una go fit give me $10 million i go stand there myself"

U fit give me some of ur own medication. Abi u dey fear say i fit overtake u for the kolo institute, come dey enjoy ur celebrity status

Henry, pepper which tin? Chei, i no sabi wetin u dey talk ooo. No borrow my mouth chop onions abeg. ^{This boy don spoil}

Well, is it necessary? All u have to do is walk a few rooms away. Thot u had a permanent room there already.

Who? I aint the one crazy. Ahh i get it. A crazy person thinks everyone is crazy. Hmmm, na true dem talk oooo

Who dat? Me? Yikes, are u clairvoyant? I was about to, but as u come talk am now, laye, i no dey go again. I must pepper u small.

I'm going crazy crazy crazy just thinkin about u lady. Oops, i was supposed to comment on ur sig right. My bad.

For my place, crazy mean say u don kolo, and if u kolo, nobody go ever send u, so how the hell cud u be right?

I bet they are. But then doesnt that suck then. What's da point then. And talking about e-celebs. Ehmm, dunno man.

Ewww, dats a gross way to propose. U sure u r a gal? U sound like a naughty boy.

Oh, Moody was Omo Eko right? Now i get it. She was some moody "celebrity" for real

Dude, she has the Revealsoft software installed on her system. I do too

Moody, u want the Extended Edition? PM me fast

Why dont we sign an MOU so that we can Merge our Private Organisations so as to Consolidate the Upstream Sector in order that Our Downstream Sector will not be Marginalised.

Well, u aint far from the truth_{miles away actually} But consoling you is sure as hell sumtin worth doing i bet.

But then again, i'm enjoying being alone here cos i reign supreme

Wireless ke, wireless ni? Na Wifi abi na Wici (Witchcraft)?

Eya Moody, dont cry u hear? _{Goes over and wipes the poor lady's tears away then gives her a holy hug.} I'm here now ehn. Now, lets take u to a more lively place, abi? Worry not now, lemme take ur place. I agree to be all by myself here, no qualms.

Hey, was it that time of the month that u got the inspiration for your name? _{[sub]U know wat i'm talking bout dont u?}[/sub]

:p :p :p

Me here now, y'all can chill. Savvy?

yeah right

U dont wanna know.

Hmm, the topic of Chair and ikebes _{Begins to sing: Ikebe no dey heavy d owner, no matter the shape, the way d tin dey. . . Chei, i forget the rest} All in a bid to become the last man standing

Here sha

White Teeeeeth? Dats Close Up.

@Doyin
Chei, u are one 'ol mugu. Just the sight of the face with "Close-Up Teeth" Tempts U? Hmmm

Oh Gawd. It's the malignant case of the tiny Mishoo. Yet another pic, yet a tiny one, but this time with the "Dont blame me" message. Dude, i blame you all the way till thy e-kingdom come

Beyonce Wannabe _{What? She goes by the name of Jay's baby. Abi i no see well?}

Larry O _{Sounds Male Though} wishes she was an actress, and a white one on top of that _{abi na red dem dey call dem sef?}

Dude, which one be Yellow Card, Conditional Green Card? Abi na d baby green card una dey share? _{Greencard/2 = 2 Yellow Cards. ehm, dat makes sense}

The case of the tiny _{albeit invisible} Mishoo and lekpa naijagal rages on

Sup y'all

Gal, did u just do it before snapping dat pic. U look so happy displaying ur 24 _{Jack Bauer aint go'na be pleased with this} Way to go gal