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Battle of the Queens i c. Hope it's sumtin like battle of Musanga where all'a dem ladies move in their natural attire. Pls can u upload a clip of the battle. make i c abeg

Oh, Snake is cool people. MGS is sure fun. Splinter Cell? Well, lets wait for the latest installment coming out this year shall we?

Thanks dude. How ya being. And where's ur woman Moony Moosy Moody this morning?
And hey, it's now exactly 47 years since we kicked those white guys' ass. Happy Independence Anniversary y'all

Moondust, how much dust r we raising this day? Mornin

Came, saw, grimaced, cursed, wowed, cursed again, shouted, cleaned and sat. _{on the throne of course} Last man standing has just decided to sit back on his throat. No disturbance pls.

Nah, she's married to me, abi?_{Dont worry Nana, didnt i promise your husband to do anythin to protect u while he's away. This is just a strategy}

@Toyin
Who's this Lloyd self? Hope it aint Lloyd Banks Prisons?

Can i join my ears to ur ears too?

Aight man, u've done well for the past few hours. Hand over the Crown now lemme take it from here. Ahh, it feels cool. This is better than #*#. _{Begins to whistle as he gets down to bizniz}

The tool used to hold the female breasts



How many breasts do u have?

E-flirt. Hmm sounds interesting. Any gal care for an e-ice cream? Meet me up at loveicecream dot com. Pls make sure u come with ur spam filters and ur pop-up blockers cos we dont want any trojan popin up do we? Any gal wanna take a ride? Give me a ping at 233.412.222.919. Those are my digits. Holla

WOW? Which one do u look like, The W, the O or the W. Now i'm missing the fun here people, any help?

MoOdYLaDy:
Why are you guys in a bad mood tonight, abeg cheer up jare, its friday na

Bad mood, nah. far from it actually. Aint no faceless being gon' piss me off. I'm just cool gal. How ur own moody angle? and no, it's saturday over here

Aint nobody fighting. Just reminding a few loosers dat didn't get proper home training from their parents to at least marry good wives. Maybe they just might get there.

Warrrrrrdup pips? Wetin dey? I hail thee ooooo

Aight, just checked in to know wats poppin. Looks like love's in this house. Good. By the time all of u get love blind, una no go take eyes see this rope thread again. That's when WHAM, i go just tanda alone, ONE RING MAN TO RULE THEM ALL

n-guage:
Shut up, Osama bin gay

Ewww, so much venom. Wat happened to you? Didnt Osama help you get employment? What with the reconstruction of the site and all. gay did u say? My oh my, who brought you up? I know better than to exchange words with any faceless sucker on the net. My mama did a good job.

Nokia discarded mistake

U forgot to tell them the interesting part where the nurse stole the key to the "Dark Room", opened it up and there was ituen shouting in pain. Shocked, she asked "What's wrong with you?" Ituen answered "Don't mind these foolish drivers. I just got hit by Mig's car along the Lagos Highway. Now i've sustained multiple fracture on my third leg. Do you mind rubbing some balm on the affected area?" pointing to his gazunga.

The Erogenous Zones

Just wheezed in to claim my place, position and my gal _{where she @?}

Sup pips in da house. Henry007 Bones CrazyMoodylady, how una dey? Dont worry to reply, i know u'all r aight, so go take a nap or sumtin

With such games and gamers, i just might



tpbm fantasizes about a gal/boy

Rich Dad:
Very Funny, i am getting a scanner becuase ot this , lol .i have lots of them

Way to go man. Scan em and post em up. Cant wait to see them. Kinda brings back memories

What a Man Can Do. . .

Ewww, u got hit by the Pix Flu too. hmmm, now i have no evidence for my suit

Well done Salinco. Keep em coming

He was at the UN summit this week



Do u think he is finer than the former one?

Nice to know no one is leaving again

Nana, Bawo ni? Klion sele

Jay, na d Keke Napep be dat. Sumbody gast shine eyes ohh.

U



Will u give me u?

Hey, relax gal. Tell me, wats the worst that cud happen. They fix ur pic on the profile and claim silly claims, big deal. Point is, it's no skin off ur nose if they do. It doesnt do u harm in any way. Yeah, it's a very stupid thing to do, but we just cant do away with very stupid people on earth. Learn to live life by these terms and u gon' sail smooth, trust me

Cos Nigerians are Involved



What do you care if it continues or not?

Oh no Acid, dont break my heart. Where are u going to? Pls stay. I've started counting the dollars WAUA Naira dat will be rolling in by the time i market this shit. Pls all actors, take positions.

Mishoo, sounds like u are on the sidelines waiting for the perfect opportunity to pounce. Me, i got my cameras rolling. This will make for a very nice Home Video. Pls keep it coming, i might have upto Part 6.To God Be The Glory

Nigeria is the addition of Niger+Algeria = Nigeria



Dont u think so?