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Operation Scatter The Last Man Standing. _{Activating, pls Hold . . . . Activated}

Present Action Taken: All Turrets aimed at the reply button. Shoot-on-click order given. All ye be warned cos thous shallst commit suicide if thou toucheth the reply-eth buttoneth. Thee be warned.

Ewww, first the paranoid princess wan come claim levels, but i no kuku send as per say her institute don write me say the gal get this unwavering problem of getting things twisted (eg Housemaster as houseboy) and now kolo gal friend wan come claim princess again. hmm, the way craze people dey run around for street these days. Abeg acid, u fit take style give me the name of your own institute make i confirm wetin ur own case be.
Abi as per Jay no do im work well, u wan make "houseboy" aka Housemaster help u?

Who be houseboy? Mo like housemaster. And u sure say na food dey hungry u abi na d "houseboy" dey hungry you. Talk jo so dat ehmm, we go fit take action shap shap.

Why you go change ur bumblebee picture na?

Hmm, i see the hungry princess has skedaddled out again. Prolly to go cook for her "Servants"

Henry, how u dey?

I like ^dnt hate gals

TesticloVagina Specie

Next Nos. Up: 1019 1021 1031 1033 1039 1049 1051 1061 1063 1069

"What Goes up, " If Sir Isaac Newton catch u, barb u, hmm. So na u wan make the law of gravity scatter. I don warn u be dat _{because if Newton call Einstein and Einstein call Hitler . . .}

The date is truly a sweet food



Does the Prison really rehabilitate?

HOT? I see no smoke coming out anywhere, neither do i see anyone sweating. By the way, who told u i cant handle the heat. I choose to stay and reflect all ur heat back to you. _{Warning: U just might burn urself with ur own hands}

Hate to break it like this for u guys now, but u can go settle your scores in the Senate, abi the House of Reps sef. As for me, i go maintain this track, u either love me or hate me, it's Peace or War

Aww, i get it now. Now that sure sucks.

Star

I see the thread has lost its operating modality. It's more fun if u r forced to create an Acronym from someone else's word not for you to give the word and create an acronym. So lets bring back again


MUGU

I is _{teacher talk say am dey always follow I} am the ninth alphabet

I tire oooo!

The Pantene Pro V sure washes Pants clean




Do you usually wear pants or boxers _{or briefs}

Ahh, i feel u. The dictionary is a Merger between German and Dutch. The merger is to foster the consolidation of the Upstream Sector. Savvy? _{Whatever that means}

Allo Allo, Ich halte das As hier. Savvy?

What List?

Pour a base solution over her

Me, i no dey ooo. _{But i find it surprising that both parties arent here present today}

Sexy Medusa, _{faceless version}

@Migines
She's a guy? _{Thot as much} And wat does the nick mean plz. Anyone to translate?

Signing Off as the Last Man Standing. Don't touch that _reply button. Put ur hands where i can see em.

I will never be caught with a Life Jacket _{Especially not when i'm dead or while praying amidst people}

Ppl, wetin i talk na?

henry007:
i'm feelin sleepy as hell

Ur own beta say na sleep u go do now. Me, na work get me now.

MoOdYLaDy:
hmmmmmm i thought u were helping yourself and henry

Nah, u are the 1st Helpee, dats why i'm givin u the extended edition. He's the 2nd, dats why he gets the trial edition

People People

Eww, Famous Crazy Ppl's Quote "U dey craze"

@ Henry
Mine was a case of mistaken Identity. But i come like the place. Fun dey small sha. With people like Moody in the house, wat mo can i ask for. _{I hear say Bush Bin Dalin go soon join us}

Aint no weird sexual activity goin on here. Thot i was gonna help u guys out. Hmm ppl getting bored and all.

3 Nigerians and 3 Americans boarded a train to London to watch a football match. They were just 5 minutes into their journey when the Americans noticedd that the 3 Nigerians only had 1 ticket.

'How are you guys planning to get away with this?' asked the Americans

'Just dey look go' replied one of the Nigerians.

A few minutes before the coachman started collecting tickets, the 3 Nigerians forced themselves into a bathroom.

'Tickets please?' said the coachman knocking on the bathroom door.
The crafty Nigerians simply passed the ticket they had under the door and the coachman went on. A minute later they emerged from the bathroom and narrated their story to the Americans.
'Wow, that was really smart!' they said. 'we'll also try that on our way back'
So on the return journey, the 3 Americans bought only one ticket but this time, the 3 Nigerian had no ticket at all.
'How the hell are you going to pull this off this time?' asked the Americans
'Just dey look go' replied one of the Nigerians.
As the coachman began to collect tickets, the 3 Americans and the 3 Nigerians forced themselves into 2 bathrooms and waited for the coachman.
While they were waiting, one of the Nigerians came out of their own bathroom and knocked on the Americans bathroom.
'Tickets please?'