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tpbm has no sense of humour

Welcome then. Hope u have lotta fun

Ahhh. All these people sef.

Just when u think u've grabbed the crown, https://emoticons4u.com/violent/sterb002.gif

Heee heee heeeeeeee

Woman chose money so u can chose olumo rock



Do u sell tickets for the House of Reps Fights _{Want to watch live}

mishooo:
No worry, you go soon see my face tire.


Okay i go change am now now

No worry i go look am only once. I don tire wit plenty tins as e be now

hollandis:
i actually wanted to recommend a cosmetic surgeon for you,or do u mind a head transplant

Cosmetic Surgeon for me? wetin do me? Head transplant? Oh i c. U guys are those Spain people dat killed our former first lady sei. Maybe na for nairaland una meet am convince am say una go change her blood make she become younger. Now dat we dont know who our current first lady is, u r looking for ur next victim sei? No be me una go catch mugu.

Why? Because u didnt bath and u thot everybody didnt. Get real dude.




tpbm stays in Etteh's Boys Quarters _{chopping the 628m}

mishooo:
Ol' boy , i don dey suspect you tete

U lucky say na amateur snap ur pic come post am for net. If say dat picture big and i c fine blood for ur face, guy, we for don rename anoda person with ur name but dis time na Mis-shoe we go call am. Abeg re-snap dat ur pic with a better digicam with at least 1.2 Mpixel make we see face.

pterygott:
d guy fit be vampire o! but me I've got my stingers ready

What Stingers? If u like have em suckers on em tentacles. When i'm unto u, aint no stopping me

hollandis:
u need a crucifix baby

can u fix me up with the most successful comestic surgeon?

U sure say cosmetic surgeon fit deal with ur case? They are scientists not miracle workers

Puppa Pappa Cappa Kappa _{when's the next season?}

No, na u talk am for here ooo.

Dang dude, why u gotta drop a heavy pic like dat. Compress it a bit now so dat we can spend less time viewing it

Did i hear blood. Dang, i'm suddenly feelin hungry. Who's got a good neck?

R u sure u have been fertilized well. C'mon u shud have blossomed into a full insect by now.

wish u gave me those ur wind shields (Goggles)

All of u guys dat are contravening The Geneva Convention Code of Ergonomics, u'll be taken to Guantamo Bay fa. How una go carry picture twist am so dat we go dey twist our monitors just to see u proper. Take time. See as my neck don dey pain me now

Nice pic sha

Aiphie:
Look @ Clem's legs and identify the sex.

Oya Clems lemme see ur legs. Abeg raise those trousers let's see those legs for sex identification.

@Ituen
This one wey u know say the person na gal, u don eva see her legs? Abi una join legwork.com Abeg nack me tori

Who be dis Rumobolastikorelgan mugu spitting vibes in his local dialect. Abegi, make una make way for His Excellency.

Mishoo, morning man, how u dey?

Huh, Ituen u kissed Clem. Thot Clem was a man, abi na woman he/she be. Abeg, all these genderless fellas shud go check their kini to know their gender.

Ettehgate

Murder Attempt

Thx Fellas

Joe, a college student, was taking a course in ornithology - (To you and I,

that's the study of birds).



The night before the biggest test of the semester, Joe spent all night

studying. He had the textbook nearly memorized. He knew his class notes

backward and forward. Joe was ready.



The morning of the test, Joe entered the auditorium and took a seat in the

front row. On the table in the front was a row of ten stuffed birds. Each

bird had a sack covering its body, and only the legs were showing. When class

started, the Professor announced that the students were to identify each bird

by looking at its legs and give its common name, species, habitat, mating

habits, etc.



Joe looked at each of the birds' legs. They all looked the same to him. He

started to get angry. He had stayed up all night studying for this test and

now he had to identify birds by their LEGS? The more he thought about the

situation, the angrier he got.

https://emoticons4u.com/mad/1336.gif

Finally he reached his boiling point. He stood up, marched up to the

Professor's desk, crumpled up his exam paper and threw it on the desk. "What

a ridiculous test!" he told the Prof. "How could anyone tell the difference

between these birds by looking at their legs? This exam is the biggest

rip-off I've ever seen!"



With that, Joe turned and stormed toward the exit. The Professor was a bit

shocked, and it took him a moment to regain his composure. Then, just as Joe

was about to walk out the door, the Prof shouted out, "Wait a minute, young

man, what's your name?"

Joe turned around slowly, pulled up the legs of his trousers and hollered,

"You tell me, Prof! YOU TELL ME!"

Ehmm, nice but i no gree say na u

acidrop:
dude, so much anger in your system

Well, it's not my fault dat my system has so much anger. Blame it on Microsoft. They left a hole for trojans and spartans to enter and disorientate the poor machine. Dats why i want to jump ship to Ubuntu Mumutu Surutu Muluku [size=5pt]Turuntu[/size] [size=4pt]Chickbuntu[/size] [size=3pt]Labuntu[/size] [size=2pt]Aciduntu[/size] [size=1pt]Noduntu[/size] ah ah, where did the buntus go?

Dats why i need to pally up with Ralvy. Ralvy where u @?

I wish God granted ur wish

Hmmm, disturbance we have here and irked I am. https://emoticons4u.com/mad/1019.gif

Hmm, I must see to it that leave they all do

I wonder why u'd be disappointed. Anyway, it was a joke cos i saw ur reply to alphie on some other thread. So go ahead, be disappointed now

I wish to differ from the believe that acid is "tha Princess"

I knew it. I knew u were gonna be the one to screw my reign. Wateva dude, i reigned for almost 3 hrs ha ha.

How u dey sha?

Thinking of how this poor kids parents will feel if they know that the kids they sent to go and study and here playing ten-ten

Migines Economy

You have 1 cow, u create a dazzling image of the cow and post it in the public so that when they are counting those with plenty cows, u'll be mentioned among them _{Check his posts, always in twos}

@poster, Nice stuff. Got me slaughing_{Smile+Laugh now, y una dey look like say una no know the word?}

I guess we will only say it here. Methinks if we go to the Uk, u'll become a Ugandan

Last Man @ Last. I dey feel like Wacko Jacko eeee, because i dey https://emoticons4u.com/cool/653.gif ye