₦airaland Forum

Now i wonder why your own joke is haunting u. It's just a joke dimwit and u r there making too much noise over it. GAWD.

Dude, if NPF handle that ur Stick aka Troublemaker ehn, hmmm. So u no even know where to satisfy ur libido, na for the net. Shoot.

At times one wonders why out of a million sperms trying to fertilize and egg, its the dumbest one that finds the route to that chamber.

Why do i get the feeling this story was lifted from Hints or Hearts Magazine. It just doesnt add up. Ur age, ur claims that u have not even a kid but kids and that u helped groom the gal. Guy, quit the show and write sumtin more real pls

_{With Red Eyes and heavily armed face with frown}

Sharrap Ben Gay Jay. So na u wan start black market love for this country se?
U dey craze o! Na me OC u wan take turn with. Who talk say make u open ur mouth from that place. In fact, throw him in the VIP cell.

_{Hisses loudly}

Ehen Tessybaby, where were we, come closer make i see as u dey write the report.

;d ;d ;d

equlibrium:
Join the Nigerian Army: Visit exotic places, meet
interesting people and then kill them.

And the World will be at equilibrium

Levels ke? I have this memory problem and i was trying to remember ur name by association. Aint a crime is it?

Hmm, nice one, emm, wats that ur name again, emmm, emmm. Ok anybody remember the US President that was engaged in a Mouth Action affair with his secretary? Lemme C, errr, yeah Clinton. . .and her name . . . Clintonsky, Nope, Bill Clintonsky, err, nope, oh yeah, Monica Clintonsky.

Oh, nice work Monicadollars, ooops, Monicanaira, errr, Monicamony, yeah dats it.

I tell u, with this latest revelation of me powers, she knows better than to meddle in the affairs of BIG BoYs. In fact i'm sure ben jay will have his money back in no time.

Na dia she go see where juju pass juju. I have a highly complex network of digital men that span the entire globe and operate beyond the physical realm. Babe, if u r reading this, I hope u get the message.

_{No worries Migines, i'm sure i've given her the heebie jeebies already}

^{Sirens Blazing}

Ok People This is the Nigeria Police. Somebody called 999 2 days ago. We were on petrol queue since then. We just got served. Ok ok, all of u boys one side and the gals the other. All of you, license and registration please. Also, let us see your Love permit and Sexual Orientation Certificate _{Clemcy most especially}. I c, the problem here is that 2 under-aged boys are dragging over a girl? Sgt, Cuff em all.

You all are charged with public show of Illegal Love without Permission, Which ultimately leads to the spread of killer diseases, Chargeable under Section 2, Paragraph 62, Verse 1, of the Amalgamation of Geneva Convention and United Nations Agency for Love and Sex (UNALS). Sgt., Read them their rights.

Errr, Tessybaby, u being the offendee, i suggest u follow me to my office to write your report. _{Hee hee hee, salivating}

Ok, Carry gooo

People "Where is the love?" _{Ref: Blackeyed Peas, Track #13, Elephunk Album, A&M, 2003}

Don't worry Naijagurly, by virtue of the fact that Migines got our names twisted, u can come to me for love and support, and a lil morale boosting _{Lucozade can't handle it}

Guys, I was on vacation in Honolulu, Ouagadougou, Mogadishu, errr, dunno, the name sounds like that sha. We ate snake eggs served in cow horns along with stirred bug juice. Men, it was the bomb suicide.

How ya all being?

Wetin na? She heavy pass Schwarzenegger ne? Abegi comot with her best friend, make out with her in her presence and woza the stupid gal heavy shocking waves. That shud send a message. But i no dey when the repercussion fit set in oooo. This one wey u no say na juju she use on ur head, no be problem solved be dat? Hey, any Babalawo in the house? _{Even convert fit do}

There lived this time when all men were Cannibals

This here is a story of Ituen, his father Migines and his Mother Clemcy

Migines and Ituen were elected by their tribe to go out and get something to eat. They walked deep into the jungle and waited by a path.

Before long, along came this little old man. Ituen said, "Ooh dad, there's one." "No," said Migines. "There's not enough meat on that one to even feed the dogs. We'll just wait."

Well, a little while later, along came this really fat man. Ituen said, "Hey dad, he's plenty big enough." "No," Migines said. "We'd all die of a heart attack from the fat in that one. We'll just wait."

About an hour later, here comes this absolutely gorgeous woman.

Ituen said, "Now there's nothing wrong with that one dad. Let's eat her."

"No," said Migines. "We'll not eat her either."

"Why not?" asked Ituen.

"Because, we're going to take her back alive and eat your mother."

You should have seen the smile on clemcy when she saw the three return,

, The saga has just begun

I am the Dan Masanin Mata of Northern Protectorate, Nairaland
The Oba Owambe of Western Protectorate, Nland

no be small tin ooo. Most of the things cant even be done in this country, like drive-through. Who dey do dat one for naija? N lotta others. u try some for this country, dem go woza u heavy shocking waves cos NEPA don chop most of 9ja pips patience.

Ituen, Clem, Migines, how una dey? Long time no hear.

Hmmm

Last time almighty NEPA struck. _{Was eating dinner in then they struck, it became hot in so i had to take it out}

wwtlt u kissed a very good friend of yours?

Aight small boys and gals, the DON is back to reclaim his position. Where's everybody? Ahh, on second thought, u guys stay where u are. _{who missed me?}

dude, na campaign abi na advert dem dey call this ur own sef? Read it three times to decipher where the fun was supposed to be at. DUH

Health surely is Wealth _{But ol boy, Benjamins man, i mean Lalas, Dollars guys. No be im dey talk for this world so?}

What's da point

I wish u were online now

Yes _{but it stopped working afterwards}



Would you want to try it in the shower?

Heya people. Wat da dilly yo?

Henry, Acidrop, watsup with u? How una dey. long time.

Ayefele, sup woman man woman, errrrh, wateva

Whew! Finally, i've caught up with the last page. Una just dey give us Siddon Lookers assignment. i was just away_{from just reading actually} only to come back and meet loads of pages for me to read. Honestly, if i had put much zeal in reading my Engr'g Maths as i've done this thread, maybe my story wud have different now. So Tampico is supposed to be Lawyerchap Reloaded right? Well, welcome Tampichap Revolutions _{Chei, somebody borrow me DSTV and Oxford Dictionary abeg make i live up to my claim}

Lawyerchap man, u r the boss. Seeing how u do ur thang, i just wanna go slap somebody man. And who better than my Primary school English teacher _{E be like say him bin dey teach me prenouns instead of pronouns and subverbs instead of adverbs}

Tampico, u r doing a great job. Keep it rolling

Makin, Jjumaiii, mamus, salsera, 9ja, tommyvex, ndi, . . . . . and all other BBNland crew members, thanks for making this thread wat it is. Never been a fan of BB but these posts mehn, they just kept me comin back.

Keep up the good work

_{Ehen, who be dat person wey say im go give me im DSTV and Oxford Dictionary, abeg come to the Diary Room. We are about to start milking and booking it down}

Ok ok, gentle boys and lil gals. Ur time's up. Go home now, go make momma happy. Let the man do his thang. Hmmm, nothin's good like some peace and serenity.

zzzzzzzzzib

who be dat wey dey bizzzzz moi?

asl pls

xx - Ice Hot

Buzz!
Buzz!
U there?

-2 Scared Ass (No pic)

Pamela Anderson