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Naughty gal _{Someone alert UNICEF, UNAIDS and SACA}



I can also play Truth or Dare

My dear Tess,

u have a choice u know. We'll stand by your decision and make Ituen see reasons when he comes back. Nuffin but ur best interests at heart.

Yours faithfully,
True Nigerian

clemcykul:
i envy the deaf guy

u r a gal dummy. How cud u possibly envy d guy. [sub]Someone's got a serious case of gender crisis/sub]

Olubangida Abachanjo

Hey Clemcy have we met behind closed doors, under dark before? Hmm, i wonder where u got the idea that i need a drug to perform. Or was it Mig that disappointed u in that department and u thought all men were the same? U r welcome to try another nature's wonders.

Hey Clemcy, nice of u to cover Mig's Arse, but wats an Arse? Private demo will be highly appreciated.

Sorry Emperoh, u start it, we finish it. U have no choice but to comply else. . .

Yeah babygal, i think i'm beginning to luv this thread for once. I got me a baby. _{Looks like i gotta go buy Schnapps and call Danfo Drivers to escort me to NorthWest, wherever dat is}

Sorry Romeo, u r too late for the offer.

For starters, hope ur heart is still in ur rib cage Babygal? I dont wanna meddle with a "Heartless" lassie, u get my point?

Silkinatu Brownteeth

Very Naughty - 8/10



I will love to see that spot first hand

ClemcyKOOOOOL. U don come again wit ur naughty lil head.

Nah, u cant be. But u can be my Lil Baby

I'm sure he got misdirected by some misdirected youth _{Naijagurly is my bet} Maybe this is her own idea of a joke.
eeya, poor fella

Monica Divan Ci

@ Poster
When next r u gonna start a thread on "I'm gonna have my first Sex"
Will sure be a good read

Nice one lad
I bet a CPU used to mean a life revival technique used by first aiders

Now, Naijagurly, what r we gonna do about u?
Come lemme give u a dose of Humour Booster pills

Go into heavy prayers for increment of time

Now dont make me put everytin in black and white. U def know wat i mean by cake. But if u dont, just direct Clem to my apartment lemme show her what cake is. She sure as hell wud educate u better on that.

@ bigbaby
Maybe then, this is now. Sh*t's about to change, so bow.

@Moondust
Hey fella, being a while. How r ya?

Mamiwata D Diver

Oh, so it aint gonna bother u then if i "INTRODUCE" you two. Fine then, you asked for it. _{Please Clem forgive me, but he asked for it}

I'm up, u?

Which means u wanna eat ur cake and have it abi?

U try jare. All these playa h8ers sef. Do ur own na.

People, I'm BAAAAAAAACK to take my place.

Will all under-aged scoot. I'm here for serious bizniz.

Whad up ppl?

*Hmm, was just chewing his gurguru (pop corn) and listening to Jaga Jaga when he saw sparks and smoke coming from a distant location. Smelt like Love War_{Oh. how i like Love War} Rushes to save the day, be a hero and probably snatch one gal _{Now which gal cud that be, Clem, Tessy or Suga. Hmm tough decision. Have to call Babalawo for solution}. Gals, better stick around*

Sheds tears over the Lost Boys in the Electrocution saga. _{Na lie, i dey laugh for my mind. 3 gals to chose from? Hee hee hee}

Oh sorry pal, but this is beyond u. I have C14 clearance on this one. You know what that means. If u talk too much, I might have to introduce u to Sgt. Rogers _{I bet u've heard of him}

Migi, u did not say that. I mean does it mean wat i think it means?

@Poster
Nice one _{I guess}

mimiko:
y is Tope feeling like D'angelo and whjats with mr and mrs is that your title?

Clem i think i saw your bra at the museum ;to rpresent the African top class Atire

Latest Reports reaching my "Desk" has it that arrangements are being made to transfer the bra to The World Museum of Nature's Wonders in Amsterville _{wherever that is} Therefore Clem, can i be ur friend, since u r gonna be a star shortly.

Monicamony:
i am just joking but sincerely u should learn how to relax or chill and have fun. No hating.

Hmm, Monica finally gets her Groove humour back. I hope it lasts. No, but really you were the one who was uptight. What was pinching u?

What's she talking about? People help.

Shhh, let her not hear you. I dont think she is. She'll barb your head with Rock bottle if u bring this up again

_{But between me and you, i think she's worse than Lewinsky. Dont tell her i said so oo. Hopefully she wont see this cos her eyes are on. . . you know.}

ben~jay:
@ Ninjabyte are OC no be like that ooooo,
You beta allow me chop kpomo or i tell everyone as you take wan bore hole for my yansh.
_{*whispers OC na bisexual*}

Chei, see me see wahala oo. U no dey fear my Blue Uniform? Wait till i change into my black one first. Na there u go know sey Police na poor man friend. Se u wan chop kpomo? I dey come make i start the fire. Just stay there