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[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=279765.msg3974332#msg3974332 date=1244082150]I concur you own the title. no one will ever claim it from you. No 1 Nairaland instigator , No 2 Atheism[/quote]Thank you , thank you , thank you,

C2H5OH:
  make i no pour sand for your garri.  
make stephen catch you on top starstruck, you go smell fire.

Stephen who is stephen, am the true African who wants to put african bling on it, he's just a swagga jacker

@thonia would defend me against Stephen, abi thonia am i not telling the truth.

OgidiBoy:
wow!!! you hit below the belt

*runs fro thread*

@ogidiboy , you are trying to take over my job. My dear lovely oyinda would gladly inform you that its my job to be the instigator general not you - i would sue your ass if u try to ursurp my NL authority or job description. Abi oyinda wetin u think.

@thonia am still waiting for your official apology.

C2H5OH:
Lol don't mind him jare   . Maybe he likes you or something
Naija guys have funny ways of showing their fondness for a female  

yeye guy

That could not be further from the truth

You better no let Starstruck hear say you are trying to fix me up with thoniaslim, she go batter your face for you.

I just can't continue getting pissed with her. its not my nature to hold a grudge, hence the reason i want to kiss and make up.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=279765.msg3974305#msg3974305 date=1244081445]always looking for trouble. lol[/quote]@oyinda

What is life without drama,

@thoniaslim

I should be pissed with you (for what u said) but unfortunately my kind of character would not allow me to do that for long.
Am not on NL to make enemies, so better still let's kiss up and forget about the whole episode (although u still have to tend an official apology sha - which i would try to consider for the sake of the forumn)

ThoniaSlim:
@No2Atheism

Can't you just reply a thread without quoting or referring to me? 

Because i am looking for your trouble, yes there i have said it

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=278537.msg3974269#msg3974269 date=1244080285]lmao. It's asian influence
you should try drinking tea without sugar it's the best.    I think I drink tea more than I drink water. [/quote]There lies the problem.

Your body needs water more than it needs tea.

@thoniaslim

Hate to agree with you but u might be right here,


By the way, you owe me an apology for accusing me of doing something i did not.

[quote author=oyinda. link=topic=279756.msg3974215#msg3974215 date=1244078677]lmao Atheism, you're such an instigator[/quote]Kini mo se, 

OgidiBoy:
Don't forget it's just just our body that changes when we get older, the way we look at things and the way we think also changes. Hey when I was

much younger I would run around the house naked and not care.


True it's my parent's house and if I need my privacy I should get my own place, but this is my room my little domain that needs to be respected

that's not too much to ask for.

1. Get your own apartment

2. Otherwise keep your door locked behind you. It is your responsibility to keep your own borders closed and stop blaming the immigrants for crossing over.

3. Not doing either is just an act of crying foul, moreover sef if you can remember to lock the door when inserting pads/tampoon/masturbating/having sex/ or whatever is it u do in secret, then why the heck then is it that you can't remember to lock the door when u are naked in ur room.

4. If you still go around the house naked outside of your own room, then infact you deserve to be seen and laughed at.

To be frank i kinda find Tea to be nauseating sometimes, hence  part of the reason i don't go near it.

[quote author=Sammy107_d link=topic=278537.msg3974226#msg3974226 date=1244079022]Coffee- probably; tea- never. [/quote]just stretching my luck,

Oxone:
how do u rape someone in their sleep without them knowing. well she was prolly drugged

whites & their stupidity

It could have happened to anybody.


It just takes a sinister guy to drug the girl to rape her or in the extreme cases, it takes a sinister girl to drug the guy in other to rape him.


@thoniaslim, unfortunately it is possible for her not to know she was raped, if :

1. the guy did not injure her privates in the process of the rape.

2. the guy cleaned her up after the act so that she does not even smell or see any trace of blood or semen.

3. Or have you forgotten of people who get very drunk, pass out overnight but end feeling very clean and rested the next morning after they had been washed in the bath by either their partners or something.

I hate both Tea and Coffee, i prefer to keep my system clean and flushed with water.

If i feel like sleeping i go ahead to sleep.

I have learnt to allow my body to function properly instead of trying to force it to conform to my pangs and yarnings and addictions.


As for me i want to be able to do backflips in bed till age 90, hence i am not really interested in unneccesary liquids like coffee which offer only temporary benefits but sometimes have long term effects on my liver and kidney.

Thanks but no thanks,

OgidiBoy:
Is that not weired though. The last time my mom saw me naked was when I was in grade school. My body has changed a lot since then.

Its now bushier and longer and fatter so what , give me a break.

Yes children need privacy and am sure parents adequately give that privacy, however its still their house and you can't expect them to always remember to knock the door.

Why do you yourself not always remember to lock the door yourself instead of blaming them for barging in unannounced.


By the way ladies you got those boobs from her genes so what exactly is it that you hiding from her.

Let's be realistic:

Arsenal is bleeped, because:

1. We don't have the money to buy players.

2. Wenger does not have the balls to buy experienced players cus he's too proud to admit his failure. And experienced players would not give him opportunity to blame failure on youth.

3. Experienced players would give him their opinion when he's talking and doing crap, while youth players would not.

4. I pity the people who buy Season Tickets, i certainly don't intend to contribute to paying his exhorbitant salary. Considering that if he so much loves Arsenal's financial stability then he himself should cut his own salary.

5. I would gladly sell either Denilson or Diaby and buy Uche Ikechukwu instead.

6. Toure and Gallas should be competing for the same position not separate positions, cus they are too similar in style and are both not really up to it.

7. By the way i do not take nairaland seriously.

1. What exactly is it that you are hiding from your mom , shior.

2. What do you think you have that she has not yet seen, LOL

ThoniaSlim:
@No2Atheism

. . .I interested in a ******** like you. . .( You leave me mortified!)


Anywayz. . .like I said before suck on the mid finger!. . .Have a lovely night!

Wat does the ********* stand for.

Kelly Rowland for me sorry , Halle wat

Do you now see what am talking about it, Kelly Rowland rocks, Halle Berry my ass,

tope5000:
Before i can blv she has natural beauty . . post me a pix where is isnt wearing make up

Here you have pics where she is not wearing makeup,

I am all for quality not quantity, I look for ladies that are not scary when i wake up with them.

Kelly Rowland is stunning with or without makeup
Halle Berry is just average, her light skin as a result of being bi-racial is what is masking the fact that she is not that stunning to begin with.

Not if i say so, mind you its easier for a guy to judge than for women to judge cus guys are more objective, cus we naturally operate by sight.

Kelly Rowland is a natural beauty with a perfect body, the only problem area was the boobs which were too small.

If u check the without make up pics of Kelly and the without make pics of Halle you would see what am talking about.

tope5000:
So kelly Rowland is more beautiful than Halle?
*Pls allow me to laugh my head off*

Yes she is

Wat is it with everybody.

1. Halle grab Jamie dick, so wat!!!?

2. Jamie grab Halle's ass, so wat!!!?

3. They kissed so what.


By the way Halle Berry is not that beautiful - Give me Kelly Rowland anytime any-day i.e. the Kelly Rowland before the boob job. Cus i can't stand women with fake boobs.

Some men simply do not have a reason for the temporary insanity/madness. In some cases its a case of "intimacy problem" or panic at the loss of masculine freedom, that pushes some men to make rash decisions about their relationships.

Women are emotional beings.
Men are not emotional beings, hence men tend to make decisions based on logic not emotions, this irreversible sometimes results in women being dumped for no reasonable reasons and thus results in the women having no closure.


@sistawoman i understand your point and where you are coming from about the issue of women not wanting a man who broke their heart once to break it again.

However the truth is that what is love without risks,

sistawoman:
I hate to sound mean and hateful but all the items i listed are deal breakers for me. If a man does them he has to go.

I allowed room one time for a man that hit me to come back into my life. Within two days he hit me again. This time he lift my house in beautiful silver bracelets one for each wrist. He then was given free room and board for 90 days and told he could not contact me for 3 years or he would go back to his accomadations for 2 years.

At Sister woman i get your point completely, however please note the following:

1. The guy messed up the first time
2. You loved him and decided to give him a second chance
3. He messed up again, hence in this case he no longer deserves another chance.


In my own particular case, I am talking about men:

- who did not beat their girl and have never lifted a finger against her.
- but who just decided to leave her for no sensible reason.

Those kind of men are the ones that i am talking about that ladies show at least consider the option of giving a second chance.

Some men do not grow up until they actually lose someone or something dare to them, hence the fact that a is misbehaving does not always mean he does not love the lady.

It sometimes just means that the guy is still basically immature and irresponsible for now.

Responsibility sometimes comes with increased maturity, hence it may not necessarily be in the interest of the lady to completely refuse to even listen to the plead for forgiveness and second chance.

Ladies should understand that if the guy did not have any attachment to the woman in the first place, he would have simply continued to go about messing up without bordering to look back towards the lady in question.

Secretz:
There are no 'laws and rules' in order to get someone back. You make it known to that particular person that you want them back and it is within time and the way they truly feel about you and the relationship that often determines if they will come back or not.  

Even if you did hun, it wouldn't go on that finger anyway.    

Thank you jare. 

Have you heard of rock displacement, if i choose, don't be suprised that my bling would surely displace, whoever's bling is on that middle finger of hers.

Anyway sha, I am single but not available, hence me sef am not interested in any middle fingers for now.
.

ThoniaSlim:
Ignored. . .cus thatz only gonna happen in your wet dreams dude!

You are flattering yourself to think you are in my wet dreams.

Nevertheless thanks but no thanks am still not interested.

sistawoman:
I can think of serval ways just pick one:

lying
cheating
beating me
stealing from me
harming a family member
verbal abuse
being a 419er

@sistawoman, how u dey. How's ur husband and family.

@sistawoman, yes you are correct that those things can change the perspective of a woman towards a man, nevertheless, even the most hardened criminal can still be reformed. Hence if true love really existed between the two of them in the first place from the woman towards the man. I believe the woman should forgive and at least give the man another chance.
Because trust me it takes a lot of courage and humility and reformation for a man to try to go back to a woman he has hurt initially.
Love is one of the few things that can make a man want to endeaour shame in other to win back his baby.

ThoniaSlim:
The mid finger! 

I don't have an engagement ring for you so thanks but not thanks,