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ThoniaSlim:
Talk to the hand!

Which of them,

ThoniaSlim:
Exactly. . .there are just some ex bfs you do not wanna associate with. . .just the sight of them alone lives you disgusted. . .now if we talking of such a guy involved. . .Then the more he contacts you. . .the more he makes you feeling disgusted at him!

How exactly does a guy go from being the love of your life to being a vermin.

ThoniaSlim:
Sorry to say. . .but all you've said made no sense especially if the guy in question is a nuisance that was worth dumping!  

luxoire:
hear hear - this will make his 'reaching out calls and e-mails' all the more irritating

1. Men and Women are not bags and baggages that can be picked up and dumped at random, friendships can be fleeting such that they come and go, however real relationships not built on sex can still be worked at because they are not things that can be picked up and dumped at random.

2. Hello the topic actually has an intrinsic statement/constraint that it was the guy that dumped the girl in the first place. Meaning that the girl is still single and searching, meaning that the girl is probably still hurting.

3. If the girl dumped the guy instead, then my million dollar advise is for the man to move on and find a better Cinderella.

Ikechukwu Uche for Abou Diaby (sorry Abou Diatribe) Uche is more mobile, stronger and versatile than Diaby and Denilson combined.

ThiefOfHearts:
That was for JeSoul, go watch your Power Rangers

LOL - LMAO - Yes i miss u too.

ThiefOfHearts:
Funny Games is about how the innocents of suburia arent exactly innocent. It's violent thought but pretty hilarious. Tim Roth is in it. It's a remake of a French movie with the same title so make sure you get the American verison

https://www.impawards.com/2008/posters/funny_games_ver2.jpg

Okay if you say so - you still scare the shit out of me sha.

1. Spread your money around

2. Never purchase anything from an online nigerian website, because even the international corporation ones are struggling with issues of security, hence imagine how porous nigerian websites would be.

3. Always operate a savings and current account make sure your current account has the less money and is the only one being used for ATM cards.

4. Electronic money would always be a problem, simply because it was created to allow Bankers to easily create money out of thin air, steal money without paper trail or transfer money undetected. Hence it always has loop holes. Do not let anyone deceive you into thinking that it would get safer. Fraudsters would always be ahead of the security, because they always have insiders within banks giving them information.

JeSoul:
wow you're kidding right? its been out for a while. Lucky you live in a part of the world that did not obsess over the movie. There were stories of vampires at local high schools here for weeks and theatre overload . . . useless teen/chick flick.

See this spoiled boy

your summary is right on.

Yes o,

spikedcylinder:


I haven't seen Twilight though, is it a recent movie?

1. Yep it is a recent movie.

2. It is a chick flick

3. Another vampire lovey dovey nonsense movie for teenage girls.

4. Unless you are also a lover of chick flicks, then it might be good to inform you that you are better off reading Mills and Boons

JeSoul:
Lol . . . you should see iice's choice of favorite heroes and villians

Men the thing tire me o , LMAO, i certainly do not want to be around when either or them is pissed considering their choices of films.

JeSoul:
I cannot be caught dead in a theatre or home where Twilight or the likes are being shown . . .

   my brother I dey o jare. Work, practice and work is to blame. I'm usually in the lab all day which makes for much reduced disposable cybertime. I did holla back on the You  
  Nodding, uh huh.

Just chked and saw that you indeed have hollad back, i understand the work load jare.

Thank you about the Twilight thing, i myself i have never watched it and am more convinced now that it is a chick flick after all based on your review.

JeSoul:
Like? Karma suggested Funny Games, I haven't gotten around to it just yet.

What is it about TOH and gorish/slasher/violent movies sef, she is really starting to scare me.

Jesoul and Spiky what are your opinions about Twilight, i have disliked the movie since it came out because it was hyped so much and i personally do not really like movies that are chick flicks.

Does it match the hype or is it just another pop-corn movie.

@jesoul how far u went under the radar again, how u dey.

I tell you @spiky's signature statement is both funny and thoughful, makes u wonder whether she should go into Stand-up comedy.

First and foremost:
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1. I don't drink alcohol (hot drinks or beer), although I have tasted it a few times, but I can't be bothered about alcohol in reality, I prefer to keep my system as clean as possible.
2. I don't smoke either.
3. Infact I am now consciously even doing my best to completely eliminate sugar from my diet for obvious reasons.

Hence,


I don't like the fact that 9ja ladies drink alcohol for the following reasons:

1. It is going to make them age a lot faster, hence make them lose their beauty a lot faster.

2. It is going to ultimately cause medical problems for them in long run.

3. It might end up causing them to transfer medical problems to their unborn children as a result of their own medical problems that occur from their drinking habits.

4. Drinking leads to bad breathe and dirty stained teeth, hence it ultimately constitute itself into a turn off.

5. It would ultimately end up creating a little bit of financial black hole in either their pocket or the pocket of the partners because sooner or later they'll be addicted to alcohol and spend more on it than is realistic.

6. It ultimately constitutes a turn off to me as a man cus i don't drink myself and i certainly cannot expect any potential future mother of my children to drink.



Finally:
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@topic

I believe 9ja girls drink alcohol as a result of :

1. Peer Pressure.
2. Party Lifestyle.
3. Need to drown or suppress different sorrows/bad memories that exist in their lives.
4. As a precursor to indiscriminate sex.
5. Curiousity that unfortunately turns into an Habit and ultimately into an addiction.

@Topic

Nope and i think i prefer to keep it that way for now, the amount of drama on NL is too much for me already 

@spiky

chk this link: https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-278999.96.html#msg3969291

Nas is simply better than Jay-z.

I have listened to Jayz and I simply can't see wat the hype about about him is all about.

Jay-z is obviously richer and obviously with a hot wife, however that does not mean Jay-z is a better rapper, instead he's just a swagger jacker (according to African Remix  )

manoy:
Maray is killing me,make una help me ohhhhhhhhhhhh

Wetin she dey take kill you

heritage00:
IFELEKE, My sister is a virgin which i know and thats why i am surprise about people asking if she is preg,

And how exactly are you sure about that. Considering that no single man/woman alive is a saint.

@topic

If u are truly ready to stop then the following steps should help you in your quest to forget about him.

1. Delete all his contact information from your phone.
2. Delete his name from your facebook friend list.
3. Delete his name from your myspace friends list.
4. Instruct your friends never to mention his name around you.
5. Make your friends and his friends swear to you that they would never give you his phone number under any circumstance.
6. Tear out and burn all his contact information on your paper diary.
7. Delete his contact information from your Skype.
8. Delete his contact information from your Yahoo msgr, MSN msgr, Meebo et all.
9. Gather all his pictures and give your "brother" to keep for you and never give you back or better still burn all of them (make sure u give them to a man to keep if you can't burn it).
10. Stop watching romantic movies for the time being until you get another man in your life.
11. Stop thinking about his penis (in case u have already slept with him).
13. Come on NL to easy the stress and probably meet guys better than him.
14. Collate and delete all his emails to you and email address from your yahoo email address, google email address, hotmail address etc.

@topic

I miss all my NL friends and also NL Stalkers and NL Mammarazis following me around 

Am not that cheap, so if you are going to toast me for my picture, you are going to need to do it properly and excellently using flowers, chocolates, gifts, dowry, truck full of yams, kisses, slimfit boxers etc

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277301.msg3968578#msg3968578 date=1244007401]
What can I say? I have to get what I want.

https://i44.tinypic.com/2wmjn9y.jpg

How is that pic coming along, darl?[/quote]Don't tell me you are a cougar at such a young age.

you just caused one of my wives to slap me from behind.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277301.msg3968567#msg3968567 date=1244006841]So am I getting the picture or not?[/quote] why the hurry, you are not a man otherwise i would have accused you of being too agressive.

Let me get permission first, whether or not I should let you into the few group of people who access to me.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277301.msg3968556#msg3968556 date=1244006636]https://i40.tinypic.com/4u71oy.gif

Please don't make me beg.[/quote]Please tell me you are better than Tyra, cus i don't think i like the natural Tyra at all.

I have to give it to Tyra sha she has nice natural kegs,

savanaha:
Kelly Rowland bought a new pair. Haven't you seen it? Pay close attention to her new stuff or find an interview where she talks about the different augmentations she has had.

Yes i saw it but unfortunately, I don't do fake boobs, am all for natural boobs. Anything fake in a woman turns me off, that was why it pissed me off when Kelly got those boobs.

I like her enough to over look the lack of boobs before, however she lost a little bit of respect and adoration she had from me because of those artificial boobs she now has.

Hence Starstruck can only tempt me if i am convinced that she is a better version of Kelly Rowland + natural boobs.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277301.msg3968549#msg3968549 date=1244006377]Well then, post your picture and head off to bed.[/quote]Naa i like you too much than to give you temptation that you won't be able to resist

I can only be tempted if you look like Kelly Rowland or you are better than Kelly Rowland, better still if you are a version of Kelly Rowland + boobs

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277301.msg3968541#msg3968541 date=1244006135]
Let's see . . .

https://i43.tinypic.com/dnn1p0.gif

Nope, just went through all of their pictures, me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

There's always a first time for everything.

https://i40.tinypic.com/2cnuyoo.jpg

You down?[/quote]Am already exhausted , my body and mind cannot carry overload as we speak.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277301.msg3968530#msg3968530 date=1244005595]Me>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> All your NL wives. Just put it up, no one else is online.

lol I beg to differ.[/quote]You greater than all my wives, , YOU WISH.

Just put it up, no one else is online.

i never went to the secret lovers theme park.

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277301.msg3968505#msg3968505 date=1244004882]I'll tell who if you put your picture up.[/quote]My Nairaland wives would kill me if i do that, in short I am single but taken