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FL Gators:
A girl knows when she's been toasted.

Quite obvious, all these ashewo men running abt nowadays
rotflmao @ bobo nice

What the girl knows does not necessarily mean that same thing as what the guy implied.

For example the mere use of the word "sweetdreams" can mean different things to different people depending on their expectations,

Hence if a girl expects to be toasted, she would always interprete most approaches by men as act of toasting or otherwise she would think nothing of most conversations.

Everybody should please give me a flipping break:

1. Everybody starts off as strangers to each other ultimately, hence sooner or later a relationship or friendship has to start with a conversation however awkward it maybe.

2. Because a guy approaches a lady does not mean he's toasting her, cus a guy can just want to have a conversation with the lady, whereas the lady might think he's toasting her cus he's saying what she wants to hear.

3. That a guy walks up to you and start toasting you does not mean that is the first time he saw you, he might actually have been observing you from away trying to check whether or not you have the character, manner, mentality and body shape that he prefers.

4. In extreme cases in which a guys starts toasting you right away despite that that was the first time he laid eyes on you, then it means either:
   
    - he finds you extremely attractive and he does not want to lose you or the opportunity of approaching you
    - or he's just looking to get laid with you that night or soon.
    - or he's just practising his moves on you.

boring

shior

Comforter - Asha & Jeremiah Gyang


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6enpFMOxBWw&NR=1


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My First love - damn it, i really did not know what i had until i lost it  

chinesedoll:
updates pls

@sexyhotmom

The updates are that:

1.  I defeated Whitelexi in the race for the title of World Heavyweight Womaniser cus @starstruck, @flgators, @toyosi, @TOH, @stillwater all have the scars to show

2. Siena is allegedly happily married 

3. TOH has nothing to do with Whitelexi

4. Whitelexi still has questions to answer as far as @Thoniaslim, @babycool and @Angielove are concerned.

5. Finally, before I forget, I also am about to snatch @Chinesedoll from her husband 

Do you want any more update, I do be happy to give it to you in person

By the way everyone should please note and remember that: I do not take nairaland seriously at all.

My friend,
It depends on the jesus you are talking about. If you were asking about the biblical jesus, then no one living today can tell you about his true colours. He may have only lived on the pages of the "holy books" and he was said to have come from heaven. what is the colour of heaven citizens? However, the other jesus would have been a historical one but real historians never gave a detailed account of the historical jesus which suggests that the whole jesus story might have been a scam of the highest order.
My brother, shine your eyes, jesus, even if he existed may have neither been black, white, tan, gray or pink because he "was from heaven" and those in heaven are not supposed to be humans.

You have used the following qualifiers in your statements:

- which
- may
- was said
- would
- might
- not supposed


Question:
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1. Are you even 100% sure about everything you have written considering that you statements have been littered with qualifying words that blatantly show your uncertainty and doubt.

2. Who are the real historians

3. Who are the fake historians

4. How do you know the real historians are telling the truth.

5. What time did the real historians start to "record" history.

6. What is the colour of those from heaven and do they look different from normal humans and how was this your jesus from heaven born or sent to the earth.

Toyosi to dude: Can i get a little of full body massage,
Dude to Toyosi: Your wish is my command.

Toyosi to dude: Are you going to use a special oil,
Dude to Toyosi: Am gonna use a scented oil special bought for you,

Dude to Toyosi: Come on now don't tell me you have started to feel sleepy, i have not even gotten into full massage swing.

Dude to Toyosi: Do you like Florida Gators,
Toyosi to dude: No they actually suck, unless off course you want me to like them

FL Gators:
Good Luck!

imagine the audacity,

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Toyosi baby oya come here jare ,

dude to Toyosi:  heya is your cheeks paining you, let ease the pain with a little more   ,
dude to Toyosi: what if i massage your toes and neck would it relieve the pain

By the way, i forgot, FlGators is peeping, let me go draw the curtains

FL Gators:
You must have gotten us confused with some peeps on this thread. I don't YIM to gossip, my dear.
Ever heard the saying, 3 is a company?

Chineke, 3 for where,

I think i really need to go to Bora Bora with Toyosi cus it seems you are trying to make me jealous of your mr hunk.

wat is going on, you and Toyosi are starting to do under G behind my back, wats with the majors things that am hearing you talk about.

How come you wen on vacation without me,

Gators Gators Gators, how many times i call una

Moonstone:
Who? Whitelexi or whisky thingy?

Uche - you're not normal.

Whitelexi allegedly aka Whisky thingy Mr Koboko of London, , the one and only american babes london tourist attraction.

@Toyosi you don dey fear @Whitelexi too, this one that you don change your profile picture LMAO

Moonstone:
Starstruck - who is that?

That is alleged Mr Koboko himself

starstruck , thanks but that is the same NL picture now,

where is the picture that platinumk wanted to upload.

@starstruck, @flgators , @TOH am officially dumping all of una and giving you over to @Whitelexi, now that @Toyosi is here, 

FL Gators:
I see your work oh.
Oku ise.
What's with you and TOH sef. Make u leave the pikin.
She doesn't like this kinda attention.
My dear, how you take know my other ID WAS morenike09?

1. Which work i do at least nobody is pregnant,

2. Who tell you say TOH na pikin

3. I got the information when i was researching the allegation sorrounding Whitelexi, hence in the process i ended reading a particular thread where someone called you Toyinrayo while you were still using the Morenike09 moniker

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3948701#msg3948701 date=1243651588]I love how there are so many guests viewing this thread.

Sis, I've been laughing all night. Want some popcorn?[/quote]@starstruck nice observation jare , it means that some of the people that have questions to answer when the truth is revealed might actually be part of the so called guest,

Gators can u imagine Starstruck has been bribing me since, to forget about you, but now since i see that you are smushing Na2Day, i am hereby dumping you for TOH

platinumnk:
OK I WILL! CHECK BOX, he removd his other pics though i know hes online.

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=277265.msg3948682#msg3948682 date=1243651246]i resend it again 20 times   [/quote]UNDO infinite number of times and back to sender infinite number of times, using a pimped up 2TB SSD, Core i7, DX 11 ATIRadeon 5XXX GPGPU running on Linux RedHat and 6TB of RAM.

@starstruck you are putting yourself in alms way by posting your YIM id, what if Whitelexi gets your info and you also end up falling for his koboko,

[quote author=na2day? link=topic=277265.msg3948669#msg3948669 date=1243650952][size=20pt]thunder fire u ten times a day!  [/size] [/quote]UNDO and back to sender

platinumnk:
@na2day


im am a nomad, I  have no home I just wander


here is his facebook profile:  
http://www.facebook.com/friends/?added&ref=tn#/profile.php?v=wall&viewas=47908391&id=503389179

platinumk some of us no longer have facebook account hence we cannot access the content you are trying to show us via facebook, why don't you use another means to show the picture to us on the forum.

ThiefOfHearts:
o ju oro "maybe" lo. He does and he's making it painfully obvious

You too say yes now, so we go hear word.

ThiefOfHearts:
bumper, it should only be locked when whitelexi answers my question. Personally I think its cos I made a joke in the Family thread of "No wonder Thonia ran away", maybe that's why he decided to throw me in his story. I could be wrong though.

anyway an answer would be nice and I'll be on my way.  

TOH you don't have to explain yourself ,  anyonewho does not do their research about what Whitelexi implied is bound to eat their own words.

As as am concerned you are innocent, you don't need him to respond to you before you validate yourself. Your innocence validates you,

Obviously its easy to see that now, now that the tables have turned in your favour, so you just sit back and enjoy the show, leave na2day alone , maybe Na2Day has a crush on you.

[quote author=$osisi link=topic=277265.msg3948635#msg3948635 date=1243650212]ROFL
so you noticed
me sef want my own own sexy whitelexi
I no be woman?[/quote]You are lucky say i don't do married women, TOH is enough for me (StarStruck i don dump you be dat)

[quote author=St☆rStruck link=topic=277265.msg3948625#msg3948625 date=1243649985]Osisi, I couldn't save it. . . he was too fat to fit in my 500 GB hard drive.[/quote]You are forming, if you have a 1TB SSD SSC drive then i would be impressed.