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SportsRe: Do You Know Why India Never Participated In FIFA World Cup Despite Qualification by NoahHadNoArk: 10:21am On Dec 11, 2022
Nonso92:
They played a shot towards the goal post and the ball turned to a lion head and the goalkeeper ran away. grin grin
The Op said we are all matured.


Except you grin grin
PropertiesRe: What Is That Diabolical Sign To Look Out For While Renting An Apartment? by NoahHadNoArk: 7:32pm On Dec 10, 2022
Owologbo:
You are very wrong with your number 2.
I don't know where you are from, but we burry people in our compound (even inside house) where I come from in Delta State.
How has this comment in any way calmed his fears or made what you said right. You only ended up escalating them and warning our dear friend to avoid houses and apartments in Delta state, or properties outside Delta owned by Deltans.

Burying people in houses has been the best of practices since when?!? What happened to Designated burial grounds mapped out in the planning of cities and estates, there’s always a reason for this. Other families and churches mark out a part of their lands to bury deceased members. Only in This part of the world people live in houses and bury people In them too. That’s creepy, weird and a bad idea anywhere in the world. Small thing you will be seeing shapes, figures and strange creatures left, right, center. Later you will hear haunting stories all over the place. Then the older citizens and so called elders who know the truth and the origins will keep mute and say nothing, allowing the younger ones wallow and suffer in darkness and ignorance.

Make we use our head Abeg.
RomanceRe: Man Gifts Girlfriend $100 And Iphone 13 Pro Max As Christmas Gift[watch] by NoahHadNoArk: 11:45am On Dec 09, 2022
The guy above me you are a real bad belle.


Rise above hate, las las you will be fine.



My peace I leave you.
CelebritiesRe: Janelle Monae Goes Topless At Her Birthday Party by NoahHadNoArk: 10:14am On Dec 09, 2022
morality, Decorum and Decency, Humanity bids thee farewell.

We may meet to part no more
PropertiesRe: What Is That Diabolical Sign To Look Out For While Renting An Apartment? by NoahHadNoArk: 6:48am On Dec 09, 2022
Parks Benz
InvestmentRe: What Is The Best Platform To Recieve Dollar From Usa by NoahHadNoArk: 9:14am On Dec 07, 2022
Dollar acct or btc


Send through world remit
PoliticsRe: Tinubu Sets The Pace With His BBC Interview - Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah by NoahHadNoArk: 9:07am On Dec 07, 2022
Falseprofet2:
sad

Pacesetters was a collection of novels in the 80s and 90s. As the books are now in the past so shall Tinubu too so he can go take care of Remi and their lovely grandkids

We need forward-thinking leaders. No country for old men
I’m looking for stone of vengeance by Victor Thorpe
SportsRe: Yesterday Game Won by NoahHadNoArk: 5:18am On Nov 28, 2022
Hungry scammer



Sapa is real grin
SportsRe: One Thousand Naira For Five People That Don't Have Money For Transport To Church by NoahHadNoArk:
grin
SportsRe: 252 Odds by NoahHadNoArk: 3:54pm On Nov 26, 2022
guobe:
252 odds all straight wins.
It’s not working


Showing error
RomanceRe: Watch Why You Shouldn't Kill Yourself by NoahHadNoArk: 12:19pm On Nov 26, 2022
Solofresh2:
Change your topic because I don't understand why your topic is saying the opposite of it content
It’s his way of drawing attention and traffic to the matter at hand. Get the message!
Foreign AffairsRe: Who Do You See Winning 2023 Presidential Election--obi, Atiku Or Balabluuuu by NoahHadNoArk: 11:28am On Nov 26, 2022
BentizilL:
Tinubu 2023 is already a done deal
Be Batified for a better Nigeria... kiss
I will screenshot this and send to the American embassy to be used on your next visa interview.

Goodluck to you
PoliticsRe: 2023: Desperation Sets In As Tinubu Abuses Opponents by NoahHadNoArk: 6:57am On Nov 26, 2022
CoronaVirusRelo:
Desperation? grin

Asiwaju has no opposition and has no reason to be desperate.

Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu’s victory is sealed and cemented. The earlier all the minions contesting against him knows, the better.
Are you thinking straight at all?!
Ask yourself
RomanceRe: My Wife Is Flirting With Childhood Friend Online by NoahHadNoArk: 4:54am On Nov 25, 2022
This will never end well, who go bet am grin
CelebritiesRe: Actress Regina Daniels Suffers Leg Injury After Her Son Smashed Plate On Her by NoahHadNoArk: 1:28pm On Nov 18, 2022
Cypress042:
While your chasing clout on social media with your small injury, remember to prepare for more bigger injuries in the future

Why not caution the lil boy quietly without bringing it on social media undecided
I just tire for this attention seekers and their imbèciles colleagues who bring trashy stories like this here, to mess now them go announce am, na wa o
RomanceRe: My Pregnant Girl Friend by NoahHadNoArk: 3:33pm On Nov 17, 2022
PlayMaker14:
Kindly keep your distance.


God bless you as you do so.
Do well to ignore that Gender

She’s desperate for attention
RomanceRe: My Pregnant Girl Friend by NoahHadNoArk: 12:05pm On Nov 17, 2022
Map1:
hey common bro,i just brought it here for fun just to tell you guys how hungry most of these girls are, although i never new she is pregnant because she was seated at the back not until we get to the hotel before i knew her condition and she never tell me anything about it,i just used the title to comand traffic.her plan is to eat me and run away
keep calm bro
You know that we know that you couldn’t wait till her clothes are off, why u dey whine yourself ?!
RomanceRe: My Pregnant Girl Friend by NoahHadNoArk: 7:11am On Nov 17, 2022
Map1:
I am a tricycle operator, working in ibadan operating along Alakia to iyana church,i picked this pregnant girl from alakia going to ile pupa,i told her that her fare is 80naira but she said she will pay 50naira,as we are moving we started argument about the price and she told me that she doesn't have money even she is hungry,i asked her if i could offer her a lunch and she agreed, so we continue our journey but instead of going to canteen i drive direct to a nearby hotel although i pretend as if i don't know she is pregnant because she put on a kind of a gown some pregnant women used to wore, so as ww get to the hotel i ask her if i could book a room but she refused and we move to the bar i offer her malt and i ask for Goldberg, so we have some discussion and i took her number after that i drive her to where she is going initially,she started calling me at night that she's hungry that i should send her money but i told her i cant send it now because i leave at New site, the following day she keep calling about how hungry she is and i told her that i will call her back and within some minutes later i had a flat battery, when my phone is fully charged and i switch on my phone she has blocked me.
So she blocked you and you dey vex say you never collect your 3points from pregnant woman na why you bring am come here abi na Wetin. She’s pregnant for another man and has shown u signs of a loose woman and you still calling her your gf. From the look of things you go drive keke for plenty years if you don’t rearrange your priorities.


Animal!!!
SportsRe: 25,000 Odds by NoahHadNoArk: 10:04am On Nov 16, 2022
What’s the least amount to stake
FamilyRe: Today Is My Birthday by NoahHadNoArk: 7:32am On Oct 31, 2022
Hoedogwu:
Why are some of you so wicked and bitter? How is it a format for someone to plead for assistance? Would he/she be begging if they had?

If you don't want to help, or you don't have to help, then do what the other sane people have done; read and gently excuse yourself. You don't have to insult someone you don't know to feel better about yourself. We need to learn to do better in this country.
Why call him sane? He sounds sane to you?

Happy birthday op……Golden days ahead
RomanceRe: I'm Coming To Abuja: Who's Interested In Seeing Me by NoahHadNoArk: 7:47pm On Oct 29, 2022
Clique1788:
No follow this person talk o.
Na one idiot boy with bushy heir for prick inside trenches dey find who to wipe (scam) using olosho picture on the profile
You are absolutely correct grin
RomanceRe: I'm Coming To Abuja: Who's Interested In Seeing Me by NoahHadNoArk: 3:46pm On Oct 29, 2022
kelvinezeh55:
what's the issue
Phone number banned
RomanceRe: I'm Coming To Abuja: Who's Interested In Seeing Me by NoahHadNoArk: 12:08pm On Oct 29, 2022
VictorUSA:
Which one cum be DSS and EFCC?
Ask encarta
RomanceRe: Why I Have Stopped Giving Any Female Attention by NoahHadNoArk: 7:57pm On Oct 28, 2022
Slynation:
In as much as you made a whole lot of sense, just as much as this gender needs us, we also need them in one way or the other...Unless you might start looking for Steve other than Eve!!
Look for the bag instead



Thank me later
PoliticsRe: Storm Rages Over Question On Peter Obi's Girlfriend (picture) by NoahHadNoArk: 10:57am On Oct 26, 2022
Righthussle:
This is funny.

Oya let's not vote for him because his girlfriend is too fine.
Yes o, on behalf of all the pampers wearing zombie mumus.

I say we will not vote him because he has a very beautiful wife, too beautiful to be a First Lady.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is DNA Still Needed? by NoahHadNoArk: 10:09am On Oct 26, 2022
Child swap in hospitals
Another possibility
CultureRe: Yet Again , Ooni Marries Ijebu Princess, Temitope Adesegun, Monday by NoahHadNoArk: 8:19pm On Oct 23, 2022
Guess what?


More women are lining up grin
RomanceRe: I Finally Let Her Go. Now I Am Free by NoahHadNoArk: 7:47pm On Oct 23, 2022
I give you one week before you pick up your phone to call her again grin



This is a SIMPle matter grin grin
RomanceRe: I'm Coming To Abuja: Who's Interested In Seeing Me by NoahHadNoArk: 5:39pm On Oct 23, 2022
HK2009:
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RomanceRe: I'm Coming To Abuja: Who's Interested In Seeing Me by NoahHadNoArk: 2:20pm On Oct 23, 2022
VictorUSA:
Can you imagine?


I would be coming to Plateau, Nassarawa and Abuja at the end of the month. I will stay in Jos for two weeks, Nassarawa for two weeks then go to Abuja to pass out this year. In these three places who's interested in seeing me?
DSS and EFCC

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