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Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Shows Her Back Tattoo As She Receives Massage (Photos, Video) by NoGirlfriend: 12:52pm On Dec 14, 2021
slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar
Damnnn
I saw Schwarzenegger....I told the afia is connected to the real Schwarzenegger

Damnnn....and the person doing the massage on her is a guy...damnnnnn....that niggar Ain't gonna tell me he didn't get any erection

What da hell....2022 am gonna change huzzling and my type of job to a masseur, photography and fitness instructor ...
Imagine mounting this baby girl from the back...tell her to raise her hips or just put a pillow under her belly...then slide in while you hold her Bobby with two hands...damnnnnn you will be in paradise
bruh!
wetin u wan slide in?
make I for bring my own make we slide am in together.

Celebrities / Re: Tiwa Savage Brags Over Beauty In New Photos by NoGirlfriend: 11:18am On Dec 14, 2021
wait o! am I d only one wey never watch dah her sex video?

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Crime / Re: 3 Headless Bodies with missing private parts Found Under Ondo Bridge by NoGirlfriend: 10:06am On Dec 14, 2021
not surprised. ndi skull miners
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Cute Abiola Spots New Look As He Regains Freedom (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 9:52am On Dec 14, 2021
na sell him wan sell dah land wey him stand for?
Celebrities / Re: BBNaija's Beatrice Shows Off Her Curvy Body In New Photos by NoGirlfriend: 9:02am On Dec 14, 2021
all I see is POOOOOSEA
Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia Shows Off Her Curvy Body Ahead Of Her 54th Birthday (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 9:00am On Dec 14, 2021
nd she is still hot
Celebrities / Re: Regina Askia Shows Off Her Curvy Body Ahead Of Her 54th Birthday (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 8:58am On Dec 14, 2021
handsomeyinka:
Waiting for righteousness89 to come and tell us its vanity and that she needs to give her life to christ.
Little do we know that righteousness dey vaseline crew.
I just saw him. he's compiling his sermon....lolz

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Romance / Re: I Want A Tall Man, I Have Money So I Don’t Care If He’s Broke – Lady Says by NoGirlfriend: 8:55am On Dec 14, 2021
NewsAgent101:
Ghanaians & their women lusting after men
how do I understand dis?
Celebrities / Re: Cee-C And Olusegun Obasanjo Pose Together (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 3:03pm On Dec 13, 2021
but why baba go hold the babe waist la?

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Celebrities / Re: Don’t You Get Tired Of Lying?” – James Brown Comes For Bobrisky Over N74M Makeup by NoGirlfriend: 3:02pm On Dec 13, 2021
filter everywhere
Celebrities / Re: Man Hugs Olamide, Cries Profusely (Photo, Video) by NoGirlfriend: 3:00pm On Dec 13, 2021
maybe d guy na upcoming artiste
Celebrities / Re: Chika Ike Shares New Photos by NoGirlfriend: 2:56pm On Dec 13, 2021
Yodyyokoon:
All na vanity
original vanity nor be fake one o
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Do You Do And How Much Do You Get Paid? by NoGirlfriend: 2:02pm On Dec 13, 2021
Omniman:
Shey na Nairaland be this
na wetin me wan ask o!
cos I nor understand dis thread

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Celebrities / Re: Don Jazzy: Wande Coal's Exit From My Record Label Hurt Me (Video) by NoGirlfriend: 1:40pm On Dec 13, 2021
WandeCoal stil sing self? Dah one aside. He will be live at Lascurt underground club and lounge on 24/12/2021

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Music/Radio / Re: Rema Gifts Female Fans ₦1.2 Million For Rocking The Stage With Him by NoGirlfriend: 1:34pm On Dec 13, 2021
which day Rema turn wrapper.....xori...rapper??
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 1:47pm On Dec 12, 2021
dodoatirice:
As soon as i got pulled from the water, the fishermen took me to shore and after what id call a water revival, i woke up spiting out water as soon as i realized i was still alive and not in hell, and after listening carefully to their conversation on how they saved me.. I asked if they could take me back and throw me in the ocean again. But then and there, they concluded i was mad and mentally unstable. I wouldn’t say thankfully, I’d say sorrowfully, my water resistant iPhone made it because as at the time when i jumped it was in my tight jean pocket so if i had made it to the bottom of that sea, itd have died its own natural death bit sorrowfully, it still held its own. Niggaboi then rang me I couldn’t pick but the fishers somehow did and explained everything that ensued and before i knew what’s up he came for me. He then drove me to Baba’s Coven for fear of taking me to a clinic again and having the same scene from the last time play out again. At Baba’s coven, he revived me completely and then asked if he should proceed to cut my five toes as i had no choice and that the Spirits were pissed at me as they’ve provided me with all the money i could ever think of and I don’t want to pay them back. This time Nighaboi was inside the preceding and was scared shit.

I understood the consequences even though i was very reluctant. But no choice. The axe went up and like a butcher after agreeing a set price for meat the axe then obeyed the law of gravity from the beholder and in one single swing, the toes on my left foot got separated completely from my foot leaving me in a surge of pain and tap like blood gushing out. Baba then grabbed a calabash and collected the gushing blood from my severed and hurting feet till he was satisfied and drank a bit out of it and poured the remains on the devil stone. He then preceded to offer my toes to the devil and make a new soap with it. The moment baba tasted my blood, Niggaboi bolted and while I was crying in pain, i could hear the engine of his car start and trotted away into the night. Leaving me to Face my warrant. Baba then provided me with a pestle and mortar and asked me to pound. I was in pain i felt like i was gonna die bit i had to pound or else if the toes dried up then it was as good as useless they’d have to cut again.
nna eh!
pounding ya own flesh.

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Celebrities / Re: Hot Bikini Pics Of Bbnaija Maria Showing Off Her Big Booty by NoGirlfriend: 11:56am On Dec 12, 2021
ladies thinking dat d world revolves around their bum bum and dat raw meat in between their legs
Celebrities / Re: Hot Bikini Pics Of Bbnaija Maria Showing Off Her Big Booty by NoGirlfriend: 11:53am On Dec 12, 2021
Iamicekid:
Make unna sha make enough money ooo, cause for old age then the maintenance money for yansh wey unna dey do, no go funny

Celebrities / Re: Another Nigerian Crossdresser Surfaces Online by NoGirlfriend: 10:05am On Dec 12, 2021
tufiakwa

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Romance / Re: Guys, Which Do You Prefer? by NoGirlfriend: 8:17am On Dec 11, 2021
Sanmel:
I gave one beautiful 67year old woman injection today and mehn, her bumbum was very soft, large and smooth, it felt like fresh white agege bread. I almost did not want her to cover up because I liked the feeling so I kept on applying pressure around the bumbum till I felt it was getting awkward..
I usually don't admire fellow ladies but this woman's physical beauty caught my attention especially her soft buttocks..
So guys, a soft and smooth bumbum like fresh agege bread or a firm one like a frozen cake, which do you prefer?
u for just open the bum bum finish, den swap ya prick inside
Religion / Re: Anambra’s Largest Gospel Music Fiesta, 'Expression' Holds In Awka(photos) by NoGirlfriend: 10:58pm On Dec 10, 2021
Emmypure:
All this igbotic musicians self their music sucks, you will be hearing name like sister Equitos, sister scholastica and brother Zacharia, Abednego.
Instead of calling the likes of guc, ads, Frank Edward or even don meon.
shey GUC nd Frank Edward's na Yoruba la
TV/Movies / Re: Eniola Badmus Shares Throwback Movie Scenes To Mark 20 Years In Nollywood (Vid) by NoGirlfriend: 10:47am On Dec 10, 2021
BABANGBALI:
When she was struggling with body odour
chai!
be like una two dey stay same room
Crime / Re: Police Arrest Man With Fresh Human Parts In Ikorodu by NoGirlfriend: 10:40am On Dec 10, 2021
am not surprised! ndi skull miner's

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Romance / Re: Ritual? Lady Releases Live Frog From Her Vag!na (video) by NoGirlfriend: 5:41pm On Dec 09, 2021
all I want to say is "CHAI"
Romance / Re: I Left My Girlfriend Because Her Vag!na Was Too Wide by NoGirlfriend: 5:39pm On Dec 09, 2021
pls I need d pix for research
Romance / Re: My Nose Is Becoming Too Wide!!! (photos) by NoGirlfriend: 5:30pm On Dec 09, 2021
just imagining how many box of snuff will occupy dis ya nose

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Romance / Re: Back 2 My Country!! (nìger Republic) Photos... by NoGirlfriend: 4:48pm On Dec 09, 2021
Elders in the house, abeg make una nor too reason him. na small pikin dey disturb am

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Romance / Re: These Are The 3 Sexiest American Actresses, Do You Agree? (PHOTOS) by NoGirlfriend: 4:45pm On Dec 09, 2021
dawnomike:
Beauty is in the eyes of the beholder...
I think they have changed it to "decoder"

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Celebrities / Re: "My Booty Looks Great" - Seyi Shay Shows Her Backside (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 2:14pm On Dec 09, 2021
nor be dis type dem dey call booty na!
Business / Re: Woman Shows Off Her Savings From January To December (Photos,Video) by NoGirlfriend: 1:55am On Dec 09, 2021
bt why all the money kom new la
Religion / Re: Evelyn Joshua Donates Bags Of Rice, Clothes & Cash To The Elderly (Photos) by NoGirlfriend: 1:53am On Dec 09, 2021
premierlead:
This is actually good, continuation of a true prophet of God's work. Where is Righteousness2?
he go heaven go collect report
Literature / Re: Life Of A Broke Yahoo Guy (Fictional ) by NoGirlfriend: 10:30am On Dec 08, 2021
should I say Shade touched the tail of a sleeping lion?

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