Sirchiboy:
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Unitid for lifi

u just confirmed my assertion

Sirchiboy:
Gaol

goal u cannot spell. I knw u r a man UTD fan

seanwilliam:
Ok. Tife270

1. Before a woman agrees to come around , ensure you throw sexual talk in between conversation on WhatsApp , doing this would have prepared her ahead . Although , if a mature woman who’s not your fam or business partner agrees to visit you alone, she’s already concluded in her mind to fhuck u, it’s left for you to package yourself well .


2. When she comes, if you’re living in a self con, e don finish , make she sit with you on bed, dont try to impress her and don’t appear desperate before her.
Be bold and touch anywhere apart from coming directly for her breast-this will make her uncomfortable and restless. When you begin to touch her, youself go know weda to proceed or not, if she gives u green light, proceed to touching and fôndling her breast from the outside, afterwards, plant a devilish kiss on her lips and watch her get soaked .


To be sure she’s in the mood and not forced, naturally when she’s soaked, 90% of time , she won’t be able to control herself so she’ll take it up from there by holding your neck and locking her lips with yours, if she’s a hoè she’ll look in to your eyes while doing this, if she’s not, she’s close her eyes. Whichever, continue this forèplay and romance until you notice she’s shaking and sweating.


Take of her gown/skirt/jean, watch her take of her pant by herself. If she does this , it shows she’s damn in the mood and really wants u.
Attack her twins with 4-4-3 formation , stand up and direct her head to your peepee, make she suck u, shift your pillow and take out your condom, well well you know the rest .
don’t worry nature will take its course easily from there .

3. If you’re using a bigger apartment where she sits on a chair , it’s simple , move closer to her, sit beside her and log on to TikTok , catch cruise then refer to no 2 above.


But if she resists after all your effort , then two things dey involved,
1. She no like u
2. She one size u up


whichever it is , don’t fall for it, enter bathroom and soapy with her pic in mind, come back to her and discharge her without mercy. Whatever she says afterward is non of your business, don’t contact her again and let her do the chasing .










Least I forget , please smell nice( use sweet perf), this also works particularly for me, I no fit fhuck women wey no smell nice .

Don’t forget to strap up , good luck my G

OG

Tife270:
Hello peeps , I need your honest opinion on a certain issue . I’m also open to Criticism.

How do guys sleep with a lady on the first day of inviting her over ?
How do you make her agree to having sex willingly on her first day of visit.

Note:
I strongly condemn rape , rape is not an option, she should do the act willingly
This post is not also about hookups….I’m only interested in a regular girl

Let me give u small expo. Before u invite her over, make sure u guys have been so close over the phone. Be nice, be romantic, few days bfore u want her to come, start chatting naughty with her, ask her what wld she do to u when she comes. Get her nice snacks/food and drinks wen she comes. Make sure she is comfortable wen she comes, don't forget to be funny all through her stay with u. She wil laugh and forget hersef den u use style and strike. If u do all dese and it doesn't work, tell her u wan to massage her back, this should be ur last option. Once she agree on d massage, u hv won a jackpot. That massage must lead to happy ending. Good luck

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Where did she get the money to be spending on you?

wisdom no go Kee u

Junni0r:
My teeth started changing colour gradually.

I cant really tell what caused it.
Pls what can i use to brush my teeth to make it white once again?

I use oral b toothpaste but its not working.

I am planning to buy baking powder a friend suggested.

Pls what do i do?

Go see a professional dentist.

3shadi:
Good Day peeps.
I’m more like a ghost here but decided to ask for a little bit of help here.
I’ve got two girls in my life currently, one is in 100level absolutely curvy, anyone who sees her would instantly wanna have her. And then there’s this one in her final year, not soo curvy but beautiful.
Now I’m having a problem because I have to choose, note that the one in final year is a bit connected and often helps me out with money most times when I’m broke, while the one in 100level doesn’t have a father and her mum too doesn’t cares, our relationship is more like off and on.
It’s more like I’m doing everything for the one in 100l while the one in final year takes care of most of her things without asking me for help. The lady is 100l is a year younger than me while the other one in her final year is six years older than me, what do I do?

I’m utterly confused here.
NOTE: The girl in 100level has aborted for me once, she was in a relationship but we where kinda seeing before she broke up with the guy.

I don't thing u r confused, u just want to be chopping two apples

Smartguyboy:
How do people really make friends?

Been a uyo for the pass 3 years no friends

Go to Facebook, start adding people living in uyo, from there u can develop the friendship

onthehill:


https://igberetvnews.com/1442014/man-arrested-allegedly-raping-9-month-old-baby-lagos/

if this man is still alive by now then the judiciary system is nonsense. There are some cases that demands instant jungle justice

okorogodwin4:
I don't understand what you guys are saying I will do my thing my own way period

on someone's platform? Why not create ur own instead

N3TRAL:
Seun, can you make a list of words that are prohibited so that our freedom of speech is not ridiculed in the guise of fighting tribalism.

Make a comprehensive list or a comprehensive definition of what tribal slurs are. Define tribal slurs and what can pass as tribal slurs if there's no list. Thanks.

" Tribe of the fallen demon" has been used to insult people here. It's a phrase not even a word.

SAY NO TO TRIBALISM OR CYBER BULLYING. I STAND AGAINST BOTH VICES AND CONDEMN THEM AS A GOOD NAIRALAND MEMBER!

U already know some of them. I would have mentioned them but I might be the scapegoat

victooman:
l am the first child of my family ,due to some family issues, the age gap between me and my siblings is quiet far, l am 10 yrs older than my immediate brother, and 19 yrs older than our last born,
The major issue now is that since l was born,the major challenge in our family is finance, l have to battle my way through University, after my service in 2021 ,no job,l started a small business that is helping me with minor upkeep,,, now financial challenges keep creeping up here and there, l have to carter for my father mother and siblings, is like everyday the challenges for money keep spranging up,,
l have a wonderful girlfriend l intended getting married to, but with this family challenges l dont even know when l will settle down, seriously my head is full,, first born in this forum how do yo handle this challenges ?

family problems no dey finish. No go kill ursef oo. Do the best u can

Sonnobax15:

Good morning first op...

The truth is that my current banny has been so helpful to me since she came into my life....Na now I know say the narrative which says--"Nigerian girls are useless" is a useless statement on its own........ Wetin my fellow guymen never fit do for me,this banny don run am for me.......... True true,I believe this current relationship of mine will lead to marriage,by the special grace of God.

why bringing ur relationship to social media? Badbelle go begin witch hunt u now

kingsways:
Life is worth more than a Tricycle

I do not support this at all

do u knw how much Keke is sold now? Do u knw if it's d owner's own or he got it on hire purchase? Do u knw if the owner had resisted dey won't waste time in killing him to take d Keke. Say no to stealing first, bfore saying say no to jungle justice

POSSIBLE402:
2193563085 uba Ilesanmi Gbenga
Make I just chop Garri this night

u no vote Apc? I dey wait for more of ur type

adenigga:
Benue’s Alia, Abia’s Otti to battle months of unpaid salaries, pensions



Source: https://punchng.com/17-new-govs-to-inherit-N2.1tn-$1.9bn-debts

If ayade's cross river is not on that list that means the list is fake

Sundaland:


https://dailypostngr.com/2023/03/i-have-never-told-anyone-i-will-die-soon-odumeje-makes-u-turn/

Ara agbaara odumeje oo

TMSMedia:
Senator representing Enugu East and former Enugu State Governor, Chimaroke Nnamani has declared support for Labour Party's Kelvin Chukwu, who has won the Enugu East Senatorial Election, IGBERETV reports.

His tweets read;



https://twitter.com/ChimarokeNamani/status/1638042777698041857?t=v9OiqLuYUrd2rIuJpzVPJQ&s=19



https://twitter.com/ChimarokeNamani/status/1638040905704767489?t=5srVvxKB6WwR74wFXkUKEg&s=19



https://twitter.com/ChimarokeNamani/status/1638039584985546752?t=5HzvNdCC25xt_GHeimyV_A&s=19

After killing his brother abi. Kelvin chukwu pls stay far off him oo

wallex1983:
If you don't bow for Nija politics, I don't know what else you'll bow for in life.

aswear

Lewisjohnson:

U tink say here na Cross River,,
Anambra state is in only State in South that always Produce good Governors Steady

SoLudo is too louisy

kyber:


So you wish simps great places?

gerraria here mehn. Simp

MaDaRa01:
I haven't had a girlfriend for 5months now, and y'all know the feeling.

Just yesterday.. I met a girl on fb and we started chatting. Guess what, she called me "dear".... I was so happy..... I don't know what to do. Help me, how do i move things forward...


What you just read above is what a friend of mine told me this early sunday morning.....

WTF did I just read?
This is the highest level of Simpson I have seen on this platform

FalseProphet1:

Find one paraga seller and impregnate she'll use her paraga proceedings to cater for the child, when you blow you can give them a better life.

This I have seen.

ur wickedness is out of this world

naptu2:


https://www.absradiotv.com/2023/03/17/soludo-inaugurates-ekwulobia-flyover-project/

another ayade

kyber:


Where do they belong?

Great beyond

kyber:


And how did you eradicate simps?

Keep them where dey belong

kyber:
I met this girl who I helped gained admission and we started this relationship stuff though, so after 3months she gained admission and we started hanging out. She comes to my place and we do little stuff, but one thing I observed is that whenever we are Romancing,she asks me to suck her nipples then after few minutes she just snaps out of it.then we kiss same thing happens,her breast is even small.

But when I tell her to suck my nipples or deek she always refuse. She told me with time she will do it but it’s been 3 months now and she still acts the same way.

Few days ago she told me she’s not sexually attracted to me but she likes me. Like I don’t understand!!

Then she confessed to me that she gave another guy head in school and even sucked his breast, I was so pained and emotionally heart broken.

Please what should I do ?

When I think we have eradicated all simps here booom, anoda one surfaces

If thunder no fire inec lemme knw why

SaintLucia:
U mean Onitsha Agbero and Obi Pandora are now drunk and couldn't get a meaningful life the reason why Anambra state isn't develop

AmALa and ewedu don dull ur brain. It's full of shit

SaintLucia:
U mean the young Onitsha Agbero now want to submit his CV in Lagos State because Obi Pandora couldn't develop Anambra state

Get a meaningful bro. Ur thinking faculty have been urchinrised