Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,155,842 members, 7,828,068 topics. Date: Tuesday, 14 May 2024 at 11:20 PM

Nonywendy's Posts

Nairaland Forum / Nonywendy's Profile / Nonywendy's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (of 45 pages)

Romance / Re: Look At The Rubbish My Female Friend Told Me by Nonywendy(m): 10:49am On Jan 08, 2023
Diary of a broke girl

1 Like

Politics / Re: Bishop Predicts Tinubu Presidency, Says Nigerians Abroad Will Return by Nonywendy(m): 6:14am On Jan 08, 2023
KingKO22:

It pain this one grin
Any pastor that chooses Tinubu is a fake but the one the CAN that queue behind Pandora Anini are legit ?

Dey play till Asiwaju is declare winner
how do u see ursef saying this?
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Tag All Fair Guys Handsome? (photos) by Nonywendy(m): 2:35pm On Jan 07, 2023
EmiDon11:
Its no longer new that we, especially girls always tag all fair guys as handsome or lightskinned girls as beautiful.

I just dont know the reason why.
Whenever they want to refer to a fair guy, they will use THAT HANDSOME DUDE.

Does it mean that all lightskinned guys are handsome?
One of my guy's girlfriend left him for a fair guy.
That my guy is now using bleaching cream.
Lol.

Pls i need answers.
Why do girls, especially nigerian girls like fair guys too much?
that ur friend is a simp for using bleaching cream because puci gender left him

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Tunde Ednut Reacts To The Crowd That Attended APC Campaign In Kano by Nonywendy(m): 10:02am On Jan 05, 2023
Obaofaba:
E shockam

Over the last few days, the media has been awashed with obj endorsement of Obi.

But seeing this, even Atiku Abubakar if not for his personal ego might just congratulate the Jagaban.

Although this is the mother of all rallies ever staged in Nigeria, none of Tinubu's rally has ever been flopped. No one.

However, I was not expecting a flopped rally in Kano but seeing this really got me unware.

Ganduje is a reliable ally, once he's for you, he's really for you and if he's against you, bro it's fight to finish.

Ask Sanusi Lamido and Jafar Jafar.

He's never been a coward.

Congratulations Asiwaju.
Useless talk. One thing people don't knw about political rally is majority come out to see the candidates, some were paid to come out, some don't have wat dey are doing dat made Dem come out. Na to vote on the election day be the real deal
Romance / Re: I Insulted My Girlfriend How Do I Apologise by Nonywendy(m): 1:40am On Jan 03, 2023
Fakbrown:
Redpillers one man down, I repeat one man down
he is a simp hiding under disguise of a redpiller

4 Likes

Romance / Re: I Insulted My Girlfriend How Do I Apologise by Nonywendy(m): 1:39am On Jan 03, 2023
Ballzproblem2:
is that why you blame redpill on your previous thread, cause redpill doesn't teach you to be emotional bitch ,the girl seems more matured than you, a simple "lol" shattered you , anyways,the deed has been done ,move on.
op is a simp pretending to be a redpiller

6 Likes

Romance / Re: First Cum Of The Year by Nonywendy(m): 1:36am On Jan 03, 2023
Okoroawusa:
My first cum was yester night or should I say early this morning.
A friend with benefits came over in the evening, cooked, we ate. She watched tv and I was busy writing. Later she went to my bedroom and slept off. After rounding off work by 1:45am, I went to my bedroom, saw a naked woman snoring in my bed and got massively aroused. The rest is history.
u disturbed a sleeping lady cos of ur uncontrolled libido. Why not wait in d morning wen she wakes
Romance / Re: Guys This Is 2023, Pls Stop Doing This... I Take God Beg Una !!! by Nonywendy(m): 1:29am On Jan 03, 2023
Candidlady:
Love guys like this

Very humble and hardworking

We ladies deserve submissive men
u carry this ur attitude enter 2023, just dey play dey play
Romance / Re: Do I Lie about The Condition Of Where I Stay to this girl by Nonywendy(m): 1:25am On Jan 03, 2023
jeslom:
So I met this fine lady on instagram. We have been talking for a while . Today she seem to ask more bout me. I wouldn’t usually lie. Thing is . She is rich and young, she just bought a house in Lekki last month . By my instagram it looks like I might be doing well, but na just nice pictures i get. My brothers I am just a freaking tennant in Ajah, and not in a Behind part of Ajah. Ajah is like the hoodlums if you are staying in the island and she is abroad based actually .
Deep down I know she is asking these questions to see if my class match . Tempted to just play the lying game to her now. Yet to reply her message.
I was usually better with girls when their richer than me . But that was when I was with a non Nigerian. But Nigerian rich girls can be different. Do I just lie or say the truth
fake it until u make it
Romance / Re: I Don Chop Heartbreak Because Of Redpill I'm Done.... by Nonywendy(m): 1:21am On Jan 03, 2023
heartbraker:
I just lost the girl I love so much but pretending like a redpill just because have been acting so nonchalantly towards her.

I'm so sad right now I don't know if begging her we restore the relationship

Av insulted this girl have abused her untill I chop everything finish yesterday
ur balls have no hair. U r a half baked simp
Romance / Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by Nonywendy(m): 1:14am On Jan 03, 2023
LILTJAY:
stupid men like this op should be shot dead on sight angry
death to all simps

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by Nonywendy(m): 1:11am On Jan 03, 2023
ifyemma123:
Are men this weak, where lots of girls are looking for who to just toast them, oga you be simp ooh
sorry, OP is not a man

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by Nonywendy(m): 1:11am On Jan 03, 2023
Muffassa:
If this story is real then you SIMPly need deliverance WEAK men everywhere :Dsmh
simp is an understatement, he is worst dan simp

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by Nonywendy(m): 1:10am On Jan 03, 2023
Jeweltz:


If you can't cook and clean, what else would you be doing for the woman you claim to love.?
No sex for lazy man. Work for it. I can't marry a man that can't take care of my needs
siofra, candidlady, now jeweltz

1 Like 1 Share

Romance / Re: Sex Is Getting Really Hard To Get These Days. I'm tired by Nonywendy(m): 1:10am On Jan 03, 2023
Lade18:
Recently met this single lady of one. Been the one footing her bills and sending her daughter (5yrs old) to school. She told me She wouldn't let us have sex until she sees I'm committed and reality love her. Although, that's not the reason I'm talking care of her daughter, I just naturally love to spend for people I care about. Just recently, she's wanting to know how much I give my mom and why I'm the one sending her money when she has a shop and making her money.

Yesterday, she told me I don't love her enough. That, if I can open a shop for my mom , then I can do more for her. But I wasn't the one that opened the shop for her, I just supported her.

Now, we had sex for the first time last month and has been denying me sex since then. Yesterday, she came around and I initiated sex, she denied. She told me if we're ever gonna be together, I should learn how to be a man. In her world, being a man involve me cooking, laundry, take her out, and clean. I told her that's cool. But I don't know what a woman will be doing in a House if she's not working while I'm the one footing her bills. If I ask her this, she would get angry.

My fellow men, why are the requirements for sex getting on the increase these Days? Is that they way it's supposed to be?
point of correction, I'm not ur fellow man. U r an overgrown SIMP

2 Likes 2 Shares

Car Talk / Re: What's The Highest Speed You Did Or Experienced While Travelling? by Nonywendy(m): 12:35am On Jan 03, 2023
Light78:
Mine was the day I boarded a bus from Lagos to Owerri. I sat at the front seat number two ( the VIP position) at a point when we approached Benni bypass, this driver started doing 165km/hr.

My uncle once told me that anything above 125 km/hr is death sentence.

I had to point the speedometer for the driver to see, and he was laughed it off and told me to forget that thing.


Another experience was when talking a car to Lagos from Owerri.

The driver I paid to drive me was experienced. We arrived that same Benin, and this guy did 210 km/h, it was like the fuel was zapping and the exhaust sound was light.

Dem no born any other car make e pass us, but I was surprised to see a man in his Hyundai passed us.

I guess that one was doing about 240 km/h.

I had to tell him to reduce and not cross 120km/h and above.


Share your experience and advise to people who would want to do that one day.

I advise drivers to lower their speed. Speed kills.

The first one happened in 2016, while my second experience was in 2019.
can't forget when I was travelling to Lagos from Enugu using okeyson bus, mehn d driver was matching steady 180km/h

1 Like

Politics / Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari Is Ahead Of Obasanjo In All Fields Of National Development by Nonywendy(m): 12:26am On Jan 03, 2023
fergie001:


Garba Shehu

because Obasanjo endorsed obi u guys are already after him talking gibberish
Politics / Re: Who Was The Best And Worst Performing Governor In 2022 by Nonywendy(m): 9:43am On Jan 01, 2023
SIMONEKPA7:
Best.
Udom Emmanuel of Akwa Ibom
Dave Umahi of Ebonyi
Sanwo Olu of Lagos
Wike of Rivers.
Ahmed Fintiri of Adamawa
Ahmed Elrufai of Kaduna but a religious and ethnic bigots

Worst.
Ikpeazu of Abia
Ben Ayade of Cross River
Yahaya Bello of Kogi
Obaseki of Edo
Ifeanyi Ugwuanyi of Enugu
Dapo Abiodun of Ogun
Okowa of Delta
Diri of Bayelsa
Orthom of Benue
Aminu Tambuwal of Sokoto
AA Sule of Nasarawa
Abdulrazak of Kwara
Niger state governor
I believe this list, very correct

1 Like

Health / Re: My 6years Old Son Escape Death In A Ghastly Accident/faithful God. by Nonywendy(m): 3:54pm On Dec 31, 2022
MumEmdy:
Where do I start from, I have been in shock since the incidence, God is indeed faithful and compassionate I return all praises to Him.

After having their hair cut on the 22nd of Dec, my kids requested to visit their great grandma who leaves around that area, but on our way there the terrible accident happened. ( I don't want to go into details how it happened cause everything is still playing in my head)

My son was unconscious with blood all over his head and face, I thought he was death cause he was in the theater for more 1hour before some people rush to me to come and hear my son crying. I kept crying and declaring my son's name Emmanuel God is with you will die no way because Emmanuel is also the reason for this season's celebration (Xmas). Prayers was offered even people I don't know that witness the accident rushed there ready to donate blood in case of necessity.

I want to use this medium to once again thank especially the Doctor that God use to work and stitch his scalp and face together, he was actually going to his place of work saw the nature of the accident and decide to follow the bike men to the hospital where my son was rush to, we later got to know that he works in a different hospital but a specialist in such cases., to the people that rushed my son to that hospital God will reward them accordingly ( I don't even know them I would have gone to their various home to thank them and to all d nurses and staff of Good Shepherd Medical Center Ayingba kogi State, thank you all and I pray God will always come through for you all in Jesus name.

An accident that claim 3 of my son's teeth, the devil came to late, we give God the praise

Nairalander please wish us speed recovery, we have been discharged from the hospital.

Mod please push to the appropriate section
Speedy recovery to him.
Emmanuel, God with you. U r victor not a victim.

1 Like

Travel / Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Nonywendy(m): 3:05pm On Dec 31, 2022
airsaylongcome:


Someone says he is making money from his online work and you are asking him to stay away from Calabar because it "is as dead as ice wen it comes to money making". He doesn't need Calabar money.
calabar will drain the ones he has already
Romance / Re: What Bad Habit Are You Stopping In 2023? by Nonywendy(m): 12:12pm On Dec 31, 2022
StrongAlphMale:
I no go stop this habit

To bang more and triple pussies in 2023.
have u seen ur life outside??

1 Like

Travel / Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Nonywendy(m): 12:10pm On Dec 31, 2022
Emmacy001:


Hahaha
No be everywhere na
Dem no dey harvest organ for other states��
if u r a staunch nairalander u will understand what I mean. That's where they have there headquarters

1 Like

Travel / Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Nonywendy(m): 12:03pm On Dec 31, 2022
NoToTerrorists:
boredom will k/ll him in Akwa Ibom.
u r not serious. Uyo is the best place of all the places he mentioned

1 Like 1 Share

Travel / Re: Advice on Relocating Out of Lagos! by Nonywendy(m): 12:00pm On Dec 31, 2022
DonPADRO:
Hi

I want to leave Lagos in the new year. I'm tired of the stress, high cost of everything and chaos.
The problem is I can't really make up my mind on where to go, what city is best for me and my business, my life and needs, therefore i opened this thread to seek advice from people who live or have been to these areas i have in mind to relocate to.


My opinions are...

1. Enugu
2. Uyo *(Akwa Ibom)
3. Calabar (Cross Rivers)
4. Port Harcourt

I'm an Igbo guy from Imo state. I work online so can move anywhere as long as i see good light and fast internet.
And something else... I'm kind of a late bloomer in life. Things no enter for me early so I'm still single at 40. But I earn well now, thanks to God, and so I'm seriously searching for a nice lady to settle down with. A city with lots of marriageable single girls around (even semi-educated one who are generally more humble) is high on my priority list.

The city I have in mind as the best fit is Enugu but due to insecurity in the SE I'm open to other opinions.

Please advice me based on your experence.
please remove calabar on that list except u are coming here to spend ur money. This state is as dead as ice wen it comes to money making. U will be so carried away with their girls. So remove calabar out of it. Uyo and pH is better

5 Likes 1 Share

Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Nonywendy(m): 12:16am On Dec 29, 2022
PoliteActivist:


He didn't just say he is thin.
He said he is thin AND small.
And he never alluded that he needed to nor wanted to gain weight.
See his pic below. I admire his bravery and honesty tho



Genius, do you still think the story is fake? Mumu!
if the op is actually like this u need to visit the hospital for proper check up so u knw if u hv underlying ailments
Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Nonywendy(m): 12:14am On Dec 29, 2022
PoliteActivist:


Ermmm, how will beans, custard, and milk help this guy below

1 Like

Romance / Re: I'm 32years Old, Look Very Thin And Small And Only Weigh 35kg . by Nonywendy(m): 12:13am On Dec 29, 2022
Jamesbiodun:

You will surely sleep now coz your body will need to relax for the drugs to work and you will eat very well
do u have money for the chop chop?
Politics / Re: Gunmen Free Inmates In Anambra After Bombing Police Division by Nonywendy(m): 5:18pm On Dec 28, 2022
Corrinthians:
God bless IPOB and Mazi Simon Ekpa.

To hell with all Sabos. Biafra must be born and no zoo election will be allowed in biafraland.

No Afonja should come here and cry more than the bereaved. We Igbos are not complaining. cool
imaro ife. Ezi
Politics / Re: It’s Shameful For Buhari To Hand Over Power To Opposition – Adamu by Nonywendy(m): 2:09pm On Dec 28, 2022
So if the opposition win na wetin go happen?
Romance / Re: Help!!! by Nonywendy(m): 12:46am On Dec 28, 2022
Islandboi:
if you can work at the beach. Accommodation will be provided
working as what

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) ... (14) (15) (16) (17) (18) (19) (20) (21) (22) (of 45 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 60
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.