SaintLucia:
U mean the young Onitsha Agbero now want to submit his CV in Lagos State because Obi Pandora couldn't develop Anambra state

Get a meaningful bro. Ur thinking faculty have been urchinrised

SaintLucia:
U mean Onitsha Agbero should get a life because they couldn't develop Anambra state or Obi Pandora should get a life and move on after his defeat at the recent presidential election cos I no understand

Subject of discussion was for a young guy seeking advice on how to submit cv u carry ur stinking mouth and enter with obi ur nightmare. Get a life urchin

God punish whoever that is behind this. Tari Johnson is coming. Desmond elliot has been there for 2 tenures no improvement, let anoda persn try. Eluup from top to bottom

SaintLucia:
You mean common sense is far away from Obi Pandora who couldn't develop Anambra state for his people but allow them to always troop into Lagos State for greener pastures.

Get A life. Obi has really caused u nightmare

Focusmind:
Let me help with the format I used in the mid 2000s

Just pay attention.......

Going to offices to submit CVs now is outdated. The security guys will use you to shine. You do not have to do that at this modern age.

Search online for the name of the MD of your targeted companies, the company address and write a good cover letter, stating your competencies and capabilities and what you think you can offer the company. You must have researched about the company anyway

Post the letter using NIPOST or any of the cheap courier companies. The letter will be delivered straight to the MD's table. If he reads it and finds it interesting, he would order the HR to call you immediately. Some MDs likes people with boldness. For you to have made effort to get his name, researched about the company and addressed your letter personally to him, he may want to give you a chance for an interview.

Do not address the letter to the HR. Read my post above very well... Write to the MD. If you write to the HR, typical of Nigerian HRs, the person will just trash your CV and may not get it to the MD or any of the hiring manager. If you do not know the name of the MD, use the sample below:

The Managing Director
Atlantic Petroleum and Exploration Limited
22 Ozumba Mbadiwe Avenue
Victoria Island, Lagos

Another format, go to Ikoyi, VI and part of Lekki Phase one, check for all those coded companies without sign post. Lay siege for any of the staff or driver coming out from the building, engage one to help you submit CV or ask if you could get details of the HR or MD. Some of these coded companies in VI, Ikoyi and Lekki without sign post are multi billion naira companies. It is only when you enter the compound and see the kind SUVs parked that you would know how far. The building hardly pass one story building, but the buildings are usually cozy and serene with touch of class.

Get the addresses of the buildings you feels may be harboring a company. Confirm from security or passersby the name of the company. The security guys at the company may not want to disclose the name of the company to you. As I earlier said, some of these uniformed security men could be overzealous and they know how to use job seekers shine. Ask passers by or any Keke or public driver or people hanging around if they know the name of the company.

Seeking for job in this country requires street smartness. I got calls from MDs for chat and interviews with some of the CVs and applications I submitted using the stated format above. My first job located at Idowu Taylor, VI, was through this means - submission of unsolicited hard copy application and CV. I remembered, I just left ICAN office where I went to submit a document and saw one company like that without any name. I inquired about the name and sent a well written cover letter and resume to the MD. Emphasis on cover letter because that is where you tell your story

Good luck!

Dear OP, if you want a job in Lagos island axis, use this format.

SaintLucia:
Why must it be Lagos State? Can't you go to Anambra state where Obi Pandora turned Nenwi to Paris, Onitsha to Dubai and Awka to Singapore as claimed by zombiedients.

Lagos is a slum, Lagos is this, Lagos is that but zombiedients will never ease to come to the same Lagos for greener pastures.

Common sense is not that common

Germanhunter:
Continued…….
I will be needing (please) the help of the gurus here to choose the best ride for that price (1.8m) at most ….

My options
A clean Toyota Camry (2004 ——)
A clean Honda civic (2006 ——-)
And the cleanest and best cars available fr my price range
(By clean I mean body , interior ,gear and engine)

I have been a nairalander for a couple of years and I know that if there is a place I can get help or get scammed then it’s here on nairaland but then so also anywhere else has its + / -

Please go for Toyota Camry 2004. Leave Honda. They always have issues with their front tyres always pulling off. Honda can disappoint u anytime

famology:
There's no way pdp can win Cross River.

u Are u a cross riverian? Do u reside in cross river? What do u mean by ur statement??

HydraFeeds:
Keep all your foods in container.

u never see rat wey dey chop plastic container

God1000:


https://www.facebook.com/317597748573293/posts/pfbid02PokqY85XkQds7t1T1WCH3qwLceByRSPdUbFcC6kUVYzzFGYYVC7m8nrgmpddvVHQl/?app=fbl

ur father. Common getat. U r going for third term on one seat. U no dey progress ni?

Toneypen247:


https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/03/container-falls-off-trailer-on-lagos-bridge/

ojuelegba again

Tari Johnson is coming

Foxyfox:
Yes, I know I am not yet his responsibility. But sincerely even if I have my money self, I can't imagine a marrying a man that can't spend on me. It just make we women happy and love more sincerely. I can't even imagine me marrying someone who can't even gift me things, I can't ... The problem is, this thing is hurting me and it's killing the relationship, I expect he should know what to do. I can't even mention it to him.

Can thunder just fire this ur mouth. U can't marry someone who can't gift you things, how many hv u gifted him. True True simps dey suffer

Foxyfox:
Good evening forum. I will go straight to the point. I and my man started dating since like October last year, I am a student, and my man is a government worker, who earns well and he even the boss at his place of work.

But the issue I gave is, yes this man wants to marry me, but he doesn't give me good money, even despite him knowing some of my situation. He only me 1k or at times, 500, once in a very while. Sincerely I love this man,and he does too. But the not giving me money is the part that is really hurting me.

I haven't discussed it with him, cuz I am a shy type and I don't even know how to open my mouth concerning an issue like that, cuz I believe Its not my money. Whenever I seek for help in his DM, he wont reply the message.

And I don't intend discussing it with him cuz I don't know how. This thing is killing me and I don't just know what to do, we have been together for like 6months now.

What can it mean, pls I need a sincere answer.

Why do most girls see dating or relationship as poverty alleviation programe? If you are broke and need money why not look for work than relationship. Don't be a leeche

Get any of her pix and frame it. Atleast anytime she sees the frame she will remember you

envoymedia:
Fulani Herdsmen Kill Pastor And His Two Workers During Attack In Edo (Graphic Photos)


Suspected Fulani herdsmen killed three people and injured dozen others on their farms in Sobe community in Owan West Local Government Area of Edo State, IGBERETV reports.

Among those that were killed were a pastor and two of his workers who were working on the farm when the herders swooped on them on Saturday, March 4, 2023.

A source told journalists that the latest attack was the fifth in the series of herdsmen attacks on the Agrarian community since January, 2023, when the killer herders launched their first attack.

“The people of Sobe community in Owan West Local government area of Edo State have suffered another attack today following the renewed hostility of Fulani herdsmen in the area. A pastor and two of his workers were killed while they were working in their farm land around Eti Oseh Road, which links to Saboginda Ora,” the source said.

Effort of the Edo State Security Network to rescue the victims before they died proved abortive as the herdsmen numbering 40 open fire on the rescue team and most of them escaped with various degree of bullet injuries.

"We call on Edo State governor led by Governor Godwin Obaseki and Edo State commissioner of police and her sister agencies to beef up security in Sobe community.

"This is the fifth time Sobe will be suffering deadly attacks from Fulani herdsmen this year. Most people living in the suburbs of the community has since left their homes while most farmers have relocated from the community,” the source added.

A survivor of the attack, Abel Marvelous shared photos of his injuries on Facebook and wrote;



https://www.facebook.com/100076686897798/posts/pfbid0pKnEmLpi7vRqpCAUefq9GcB2zPwqa4ugWXXPnWcgvZX8iJA7kdz2NNzjchKiyHykl/?app=fbl

Election don finish dey don start again

highchief1:
I hate Peter obi.This is the highest level of hypocrisy.why go with cameras

U r nothing but a wasted sperm. *Spits*

Iamdbull:
This was after I dropped a ground breaking performance at one of my shows in Transcorp Hilton, Abuja.

My female fans couldn't let go of me and one Girl with very fat ass came to sit on my laps, had to stand up after some minutes to avoid embarrassment.

With my hand in my pocket some journalist and bloggers just came from nowhere to come and snap me.

I really need to start moving with bouncers this harassment is too much.

So who can guess what my hand is doing in my pocket?

So u are one minute man

2mch:

Don’t mind the mad dwarf. He should be picked up very soon. He will soon start crying on twitter. Kurugbente that they will package inside suitcase.

ur mother!!!!

Moh247:




No carry your riot come Ibadan oo because na death you dey use play

Enjoy your loss, or go-to court where CJN Alhaji Ariwoola waits.. you can as well come back next four years

Soldiers are ready in Lagos

.

ur father!!!!

9iceboi:
🤣🤣🤣😀😀😀😀😀. Osho tell am na national anthem Dem dey singoo. People supporting this man are heartless.

people supporting dis man is the major problem we are facing now

Leoniine:


Back to you and the people that owns you.

oponu

Leoniine:


Are you a daft fellow?

'I like deceit,' how? Do you know my reasons for not appreciating that kind of response?

Nor be your type go come dey cry tomorrow say women dey marry una for the sake of marriage and for convenience sake because a man is ready?

If that lady gets married to a man she still doesn't love now because 'time is not on her side', and because he came to ask for her hand in marriage, you will still drag her.

Abeg, fling yourself away from my mention, joor.

na ogun go strike ur mouth. Werey

Leoniine:
Nahhhhh.

I do not appreciate the response a bit. 😒

na ur type dey like deceit

efembaba:
It's the season of love!

I have compiled a list of the VERY BEST ever love songs to come out of our country in the past 20 years.

In no particular order, here you go. (Feel free to add the ones I missed)


Forever by Psquare
Ololufe by Wande Coal
African Queen by 2 face
Fall in love by D banj
Awelewa by Kunle Afolayan
Strong Thing by Banky W
Forever by Paul Play
Roju by Chike
Iyawo mi by Timi Dakolo
Olomi by Tosin Martins
Angel of my life by Paul Play
Holla at your boy by Wizkid
On the low by Burna Boy
Aye by Davido
Orente by Adekunle Gold
I love you by P Square
Ololufe by Flavour ft Chidinma
Olufunmi by Style Plus
True love by 2 Face
Promise by Simi and Adekunle Gold

(These are the very best of the best love tracks to have come out of Nigeria in the past 20 years. Do you think there are some more?)

I need a playlist download link to get this songs

Enemyofpeace:
People are paying money and queuing to go and see his panties. Those same panties.

"Fela was a legend to his panties" - Yemi Alade.

In flavour's voice...."pant no na iro o"

Sacrosanct12:
na my nude you wan see na, because na me invent that position. No pictorial identification yet for it.

Sketch it on a paper and post it for others to learn. Atleast u can take the credit for inventing the style

phoenix23401:
Humans have sex everyday, and some of the most widely acclaimed positions are the doggie, missionary and the cow girl.

Personally I think the spooning position, and side by side position is grossly underated, thier ease of execution is just like a stroll in a park, it leaves your hands free to stimulate your partner and gives you a very high level of intimacy. (see photos respectively below)

In your opinion what other positions do you think is great but grossly underated, considering factors like ease of execution and pleasure it gives both parties.
Pls share in the comment section

Which one is spooning out of the two images?

KeyEndurance:

I Was Thinking The Same just that at Time If I Cook before I Come Back From Work He Will wicked My Food because He Has My Key

if you can't tell him to stop coming to ur house then you are not ready. Stop complaining or there is something you are not telling us, this one he has your house key

Goodlady:
He's not picking my calls cos I told him I wanted a car as val gift.
I just told him how I had a busy schedule last week and I wasted lots of money oh tfare plus the stress in entering cabs.
We were discussing and I mentioned I wish I had a car and we just talked normally.
Since last Friday, I v been trying to reach him but he's not picking my phone.
I called his friend to ask after him. He called back n told me he's going to check on me but he hasn't.
Why is he acting like he doesn't care?
Could my instinct be right that he's trying to run cos I mentioned I wanted car?

attention seeking agent. Kontinue

garfield1:


Guy,stop that nonsense.you either vote tinubu or dont vote.no Yoruba will vote a fulani

is obi a Fulani abi ur life forbids good things

joshua094:
Hey guys! First time posting personal stuff here even though I do follow the Romance section.

There's this girl I met not quite long and honestly I just wanted to just chop and go, but along the line she started asking me personal questions and wanted to know just everything about me. She was even giving assumptions about if she were my gf and talking about my characters she wouldn't put up with.


Along the line we had an intense moment (I kissed her), and only for her to say that she wouldn't talk to me again that she had a boyfriend and bla bla bla on WhatsApp. I actually apologized on WhatsApp that if what I did made her angry and I neither talked nor chatted her again for sometime.

Like some days later, she asked about me from my friend and we started talking again but we didn't really have that time to see till yesterday. Yesterday when I saw her, I just told her plainly that I want her but she just equated it to sex even though that wasn't what was on my mind, I just told her there's nothing wrong if it's what she's thinking (and should I say that she's basically the one that likes sexualizing our conversations. I was actually the one at first but she was saying that I'm making her feel bad). To cut the story short, she just rejected me and was giving me stupid reasons. I still kept my cool (we were taking a walk) till she said one rubbish I can't remember again. There I just told her I'll just leave her and go on my own and she was like if I leave then many more will come, it was disrespect to me so I just left her and went away. When I got home, she sent me a message to initiate a conversation which I'm actually not ready for.
What should I do and what does she want?

u are not far from being a simp. Wise up bro