Westerhoffe:
₦75,000.00k is too small to keep a family running due to the current purchasing power of the Nigerian Naira.

That's how bad the country currently is.
If only he can try getting a better paying job, business or his wife too find a way of supporting him/the family.

To get a better paying job is it easy abi u think he is comfortable with that 75k or he is not searching for better offer

Bobloco:


https://punchng.com/tinubu-vows-to-kill-corruption-seeks-nigerians-cooperation/?amp

U guys have come again with this corruption talk. Leave corruption and fix Nigeria. With corruption people were living better, now fighting corruption economy nosedived. Please and please fix Nigeria and don't mention corruption again.

1Sharon:
A doctor and not knowing how to have safe sex

Some doctors love a very careless life. From unprotected sex to smoking and drinking. That one is a doctor doesn't saintify the person

MechanicMike:



son have u ever dated lightskin or halfcast female in yor life...dont lie? how can u EVER compare lightskin female to dakskin female sir....u dont have moiney? which black dont crack?... are u kidddin me? u ever beeento london? (no oofeinse)

I see u r on colos

Demonicide:
No be yansh again, now na light skin? What do you guys really want?

don't mind d werey OP

MechanicMike:
M.0.D....ANOTHER GREAT ONE FOR FRONT PAGE PLEASE!!!!!!

all men agree no man is a real man unless he dates lightskin women. this is exactly why all women must now make effort and change color so u can have your own man to booost yor self confidense. Opion poll from last week confirms you will get a man within 2 minute of seaching. This means yor life will be better & you will get a chance to meet guys from london, like me. TRUE STORY!!! (no oofincse)))

Point of correction, not all men. Black doesn't crack. Dark skinned to the world ✌️

Someone shld play bongos ikwue_ searching for this dude.

Sirfemisky:
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Tell me how to run the package please

if u don't know how to run this simple maths how will u now do the real thing

Go to skymall sangotedo. They have roof top lounge and the view is cool. The sound system is blast too

G00DHardDick:


Dear SIMP,

That guy has given some reasonable advices you're saying that's not your way. So why then did you bring the issue here on nairaland ? For what reason exactly? Na small Pekin still dey worry you.

No mind d werey simp wey dey claim say he is 24

woginid967:


It is clear you're a simp.

Pls get to meet mature guys who are financially strong and mentally stronger.... They'll teach you how to be a real man.

You should have made love to her long agao...... While giving her money and pampering her. She will forget any useless principle and become your sworn woman.


Watch puoorn with her and make out wit her. Then when she is so wet and Hot.... Rush and tell her you are late for a meeting. She go wan craze.... Then chat her up with sex chat later and thank her for being yours. Send her some cash.

Then tell her you really want to make her feel like a woman and take her on adventures. Describe it sexually to her.... That's all.

Then go out and buy alomo for yaself, buy pineapple 🍍 for her too it will make her veryyyyyy wet.

The watch 365 days movie together or any 18++ Filipino movie. She will not know when she is riding you and screaming your name. Use a condom if your pull out game is weak. But you should last for more than 2hrs inside her while changing styles at interval.

Get an alpha male to mentor you, so you dont shame your generation.

A king and more👊

ChinemeremFidel:
My girlfriend always disturb me to visit her and I do avoid it because I really don't want sex for now..
She is the first I will ever have.

So today I decided to visit her,we made out mouth pleasure but I did not have sex because first she was a virgin and secondly she was on her period.

After satisfying each other ,she started crying to squashing one of her principles.
Then me on the other hand have never had sex before so I was really ashamed of what I did...

She called me on the phone and was crying in guilt that I broke her laws and principles...I took the whole blame...

She then broke up with me...
And I really love this girl.

She is beautiful,never asked me for money, smart, intelligent and brave.

I am just confused right now

Gerout u simp. How could u allow a girl to break up with u

enemyofprogress:
Thank God head and bl^w job no dey inside

dey play

tianshie:


I know. They lied to me.

High on colos I guess

tianshie:


I was only there for one year.

u can't be there cos it's a girls school.

tianshie:


Yes.

And ur profile is showing male

Honoredeblazac:
I saw madam Koi Koi few years ago while I was at a boarding school in Enugu. I am even ashamed of saying it because it look like I am lying. But while she had one leg like everyone said, she wasn’t wearing a red shoe, instead, she had hairy horse feet

Her face look like a white lady who was painted brown and she had red eyes and golden brown hair. She was coming towards me like and floated on air, but despite that, I was hearing koi koi koi. Then I fainted, and woke up the next morning.

I don’t know whether it was the rubber solution I sniffed that day that was disturbing me but I know what I saw. When I woke up the next morning, I had voluminous quantities of whitish liquid inside my paints and was exhausted.

Did u attend queen's school Enugu?

I can Bleep for 96hrs non stop

ebukajay184:
A suspected thief who allegedly stabbed a young man to death in Kubwa, Abuja, has been arrested, IGBERETV reports.

It was gathered that the suspect killed the deceased and fled with his motorcycle and mobile phone last week.

Facebook user, Paul Rinunga Akkah, said the suspect was nabbed at Ninga Village in Nasarawa state Akwanga Local Government Area of Nasarawa State on Saturday, May 13, and handed over the the police for further interrogation.

He wrote;


https://www.facebook.com/100001665995788/posts/pfbid02tKfw225LrmtxHRWQCHeHFnFczWYsRXUmh5KeXQFeJeWegkKJdWgtR9QWRzQRbtrKl/?app=fbl

https://igberetvnews.com/1445124/thief-stabs-young-man-death-abuja-flees-bike-phone-photos/

Some people will come online and be defending this idio.t

Pls I bought vita corona, it's sinking and it's now soft. Now I'm considering buying another vita product that is budget friendly and stronger than corona. I saw vita grand in a friend's place. Pls is vita grand stronger than corona? If yes I need the price for 6x4

#state: calabar, cross river
#PPA: unical

It was mad fun

ChizzyBuna:

No dey call your papa mugu?

Okay. Maybe u are more than mugu. Sorry for belittling u

ChizzyBuna:
I meet a girl who was wearing jersey
I could see her nipples
She was not wearing bra

Is it true that girls who don't wear bra in public are oloshos?? Abeg I wan shoot my shot

She has red color braids and bum shorts and she is wearing shirt without bra.
Are these signs of olosho??

Mugu

Tallesty1:
There must be someone your husband respects and listens to, get him/her involved. You can also talk to your spiritual leader or an elder in the his fam. If he still refuses to allow you get a house help and he doesn't do anything to help ease the stress then stop doing most of the chores. Just do what is convenient for you and leave the rest to spoil.

Leave spiritual leader out of this.
@OP, what is ur husband's reasons? Also try to ask him if u will employ the help that will be going in the evening.

Nice write ups

concho:
When I took over as a director in our company , I noticed that the company’s Secretary is a chronic liar

Most excuses she gives to avoid coming to work always seem like lies to me . But I couldn’t confront her since I don’t have proves .

Today her mum is very sick, tomorrow her dad is about dying .

I also noticed that she doesn’t do her jobs ( financial recordings ) . She is always sleeping at work and says she is sick when confronted .

We started looking for replacements , but I noticed also that she discourages everyone that wants to work .

On Thursday, she said her dad was dead and would be Buried on Saturday . I granted her a leave between Thursday and Saturday and I conclude that I must find her village and attend the burial without telling her .

On getting to her village , I discovered that there was no burial and the parents she constantly used as excuse died years ago

I sent her video I made in her village only for her to tell me that she won’t come to work again .

She handed nothing over to the company . She didn’t provide details of the transactions she did in the previous weeks .

I asked her details of the companies transactions during the Naira scarcity , she refused to come bring these things .

This resignation would take us one year backwards in other to sort her stuffs out. She handed over to no one

If I let her go free , other workers would emulate her .

How do I start nailing her please ??

Most companies need to be treated this way. When they want to fore someone they will do so without pre informing the persn or thinking about the persn. Now if the persn resigns without telling you, you feel the pains. Ntoooorrr

Allisgud:
am just imagining u masturbating why u doing that, can't u call me to do it for u

Gerrout. Simp

Flick490:


You guys like making promises u can't fulfill. It is well.

Are u okay? Am I owing u? Someone has said u r a scammer and I HV witnessed it already with the way u r bugging me. Gerrout

ahnie:
The cheap meal I prepared as dinnerwith just #500
Ingredients
2 sachet tomatoes paste
Ginger n garlic
One knoor seasoning used.
Sachet Benny
Groundnut oil
Crayfish(optional)
My fam is a sucker for crayfish.
Fresh tomatoes
8 cone of raw eggs
Fresh pepper
Fresh tomatoes.

500 or 5000

MrBanner:


That guy is a scammer, don't send him any money, don't say you weren't warned

Oh, nawa o. Is that why he has been bugging me

czarr:
Abeg, cos I heard they would start sending emails from yesterday.

I have received
Check ur spam and junk folders

Intoboy:
My girlfriend has this on her skin an i think its ringworm but I'm apparently not sure of what to use,got her drugs... she's been using it but it seem to be spreading more, please suggest what can work

Scabies. Buy tetmosol soap and buy calamine lotion and rub after bathing with tetmosol soap. Make sure u change ur beddings