Jeon:


.tcheeww. Sense is not in your brain, because ur mom don't have one. So I wonder the type of girl that will husband you.

why bringing his mom to this? Why not focus on him alone

Macphenson:
Buhari should also sack the petroleum minister, the service chiefs and also himself for crass incompetence.

He is d petroleum minister too na

Galaxydon1:
Popular Nollywood Actor and Comedian, Osinachi Dike alias Apamatv Loses His 2yrs-Old Son, Jidenna (Jboy).
RIP, little one.

source

WibusJaga:
.

Kai! This Football Money big pass Blood Money.

what is blood money?

Try omega 3 and xasten. But it has side effects. U will grow pot belly and big face. And once u stop taking it u go back to ur slim shape

Nicenancy:
I lost my job last year. Before this, I was providing for my husband and child. About a month ago, I was added onto my secondary School Whatsapp platform . Two weeks ago, my husband saw I had made a paltery 1,300 naira contribution towards an old school welfare project via the Whatsapp platform and hell has broken lose in the house . Saying, we are in hard times and that I should have informed him bla bla bla. Now he has exited me from the page without my authorization and warned me to never rejoin that page. I feel so disrespected. Please advise me

this story no complete. Wish we can hear his own side of d story too

Nelbless:
Good morning house,

I write this with a cloud of confusion over my head.

I have a kid sister, our last born who stays with my parents, she is well taken care of in every possible way, but appear to be the black sheep of the house, as she is extremely sturbbon and rebellious, need i say she is the last born of the family, which places her in the state of not wanting or lacking anything at all.

Anyways I will try my best in making this as brief as I can, my sister is notorious for being too trusty, emotional, a social media maniac ......I mean on several occasions she had been saved from ill fate of being kidnapped by ritualists, these episodes cants be shared here cos they are numerous, we as her family realizing these trend about her, placed a restriction on her movement, which implies she is not allowed seeing anyone we do not know or her making friends or visiting them without our knowing who they are.

Just on Saturday which is two days ago, she told us her girl friend ,(someone about 7 years older than she is, a single mother) is siçk, she seek visiting her, we okayed that, only to find out she had played us in other to visit someone she had met on Facebook far far away, she did came back same Saturday very late though.

Before then my mom had confronted the supposed sick lady only to find out all was a ....

Upon her return she was scolded......only for her to pick few of her stuffs and run away on Sunday, then we discovered , that somehow her girl friend to give us the phone number of the boy she had visited, she tipped us into believing she must have encouraged her to run away or maybe away of the stranger my sister might have ran to.

WE INTEND PICKING THE GIRL THIS MORNING WITH POLICE FOR QUESTIONING, BUT SOME OF MY SIBLINGS ARE INSISTING WE ALLOW MY SISTER BE AS SHE HAVE BEEN SCREAMING FOR FREEDOM FOR LONG, INSISTING SHE WILL RUN AWAY SOMEDAY.

AM CONFUSED PLEASE, COS THIS IS ON THE VERGE OF BEING A DENT ON MY FAMILY

At 24 she can make her own decisions, but don't worry she will someday come back like prodigal son. U knw dat song dat play..."woke up one Sunday morning"... Dat song go happen in her life

Animegirl:
Take her back. If God can forgive you, why can't you forgive and accept her back? Like you said, you still love her. Don't give yourself emotional stress pls.

so every little time dey have misunderstanding she will change the name she used to save his contact??

Heroicvic:
I'll keep this brief

She left her ex which happens to be my boss for me, her excuse being that he takes her for granted and doesn't treat her like a woman

She obviously found what she needed in a man that made her fall for me ( this love life sweet gan, you'll be jealous if you knew us)

Long story short, she invited me stating that she's missing yesterday evening

I managed to go through her contact and messages which I'm not used to and found my name as Victor eleko with a laughing emoji (eleko means someone that sells pap in Yoruba Lang)

The shocker is that I saw her ex number with my heartrob

I did a very good job to keep my emotion but she found out that I'm upset and she started begging saying I'm the one that caused it because we had a misunderstanding few days back

Told her she's the type that will f**k my gateman and still blame me for it and went ahead to end everything

Problem is she's being on my dm trying to explain and apologize, giving me reasons she did it and why I should take her back

Please what should I do coz I've moved on and I've found peace with myself

I don't want to be label simp but I'm still in love with her

Modified : I forgot to add that she's a virgin to those that are mentioning love peddlers

u have not moved on. If u have moved on u would not post this to ask us. My bro, move on. She will manipulate you till you feel depressed

Princess80:
moan actually

he might mean mourn na

AdamuKD:
This life no balance at all. Me wey dey look for how to reduce my firing and prowess chai.

The size of my dick alone na helele , the longness na kpamgba !!!

Even if you be retired olosho, if marhandle you, aswear you go run

If na all these small girls wey no dey hear word, you go cry tire

I no dey for please wait na or take it sofry please or make we rest small na

Bazan yarda ba, sai na ci durin nki na kwoshi

no dey hype ursef

bfn1:
Suarez? Not fair.
Where did you leave Eric Cantona? And Antonio Cassano?

Pierluigi Collina must be the referee for every match.

masherano nko

Jeju:
Replace suarez with Mario Balotelli. The vawulence go reach boiling point

aswear. One day dey wil set the pitch on fire

kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager

vawulence pro max

ogododo:




https://www.thecable.ng/tinubu-nigerians-shouldnt-give-up-on-apc-well-do-better/amp

APC is still in power, use this small time left to prove that to us not by plenty talk

Bluezy13:


Apparently, you're new here.
Old folks wouldn't post this.

aswear. He wants to over take other simps in the platform

lordpf:
Long read


I met this girl (ill call her liz) during my year one in university, she was my specc specc, really beautiful and an A student.

I liked her but my friend beat me to it and they dated for a year plus. During that period i got to know her better, though we just kept it at friends level. at some point he treated her badly, she got pregnant and they broke up after she aborted it.

My friend dropped out and left for the uk after their break up. We became closer, and I asked her out. Her response was she loved me but dating me would be a bad idea since she dated my friend.

I eased off a bit and we both went apart and dated other people. Even in my relationships i kept comparing them to her, as she was MY IDEAL MATE. We maintained communication all through this period although it was just minor gist here and there and memes.

One thing i liked about her was She was hard working both academically and financially and didn’t demand much, untill she got an internship role at a big company where she dated a rich guy that spent crazily on her and even paid her per month. This opened her eyes that she could gain more from a relationship. After the internship they broke up and she dated another lower class guy which didn’t last because “he wasn’t really taking care of her needs” ( i know the guy and baba really tried spending on her despite the little he had but she wanted more).

After school we broke communication for a long time and we both had our share of good and bad relationships,

I was shocked when i traveled back to lagos some months ago and found out she was living in the-same estate as me.
(For context were both near our late 20’s, i work and I’m financially responsible and can take care of Myself, but she’s currently unemployed).

We got to talk and i got her contact again.
After some months of communication and meeting, discussions trailed back to relationship matter. we are both single and and talked about us dating, to which She said she still has feelings for me, but gave me a condition that ill need to spend lot of time with her, communicate and all, which I didn’t have an issue with, the then went further saying should also be willing to take care of her needs and prolly put her on salary of 60k per month. ive been helping out when she has issues though I haven’t spent close to that on her in a month. but i asked her again if the money part was necessary and she said yes.

Thing is i really love her but I’m confused if it’ll be the right decision to go all in for her or hold off as im worried if shes here for the benefits or not,

Anyone had this kind of experience?
What do you advice

may thund.er fire you if accept this terms and conditions.

Error401:
bro. U still dont know me. Ill let it rest

rest if u like. Thank God Im not the only one dat regretted giving her d 10k

Error401:
I know nld people. They can be talking in the rubbish

nobody is talking rubbish. Giving her the initial 10k without seeing her already made u a simp? U mentioned u gave her 10k so dat we wld fry beans for u? 10k gone, chop u no chop, u cone begin form redpill at the dying minute

LaserWr:
Wish I could learn how ti treat hoes like this.

stop being a simp

Error401:
So I had a one month old relationship with this babe I met online. We clicked so well and we've been doing great. I gave her 10k just a week in the relationship to sort some personal Bill's. It was willingly, although the request came stylishly as a result of lamentations from her.

And ONE MONTH into the relationship, she asked me to set her up for her business which I declined and postponed, stating my reasons after which she started ignoring me thesame day. This is someone I have never seen with my eyes.

Am I too harsh with my response? I am NOT A SIMP . I just want to know if I was too uncouth with my response.

Lalasticlala mynd44

Why did u mention simp or is ur mind telling u u are one already

Zonefree:



But, she don dump him already na, which one be "pain of her later dumping you" again


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she never dump him. She wan keep am as plan B

pussyeater:

Bro! Note the bolded. Follow your instinct...
Wait until she enter UK, and hopefully she doesn't serve you correct breakfast... Some women no get joy

how will she enter UK of they don't marry first?

DanielAlhassan:
HOW CAN I GET OF MY MIND

WE HAVE BEEN DATING ALMOST A YEAR NOW JUST ALL OF A SUDDEN SHE TOLD ME

THAT SOMEONE CAME TO HER UNCLE REQUESTING TO MARRY HER
AND SINCE THEN THINGS HAVE NOT BEEN THE SAME

YESTERDAY I TALKED TO HER REGARDING THE ISSUE I ASKED HER IF SHE LIKE THE GUY OR SHE JUST WANT TO PLEASE HER UNCLE

SHE TOLD ME THAT HER UNCLE WANT HER TO BE WITH THE GUY AND SHE CAN'T DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT

THE FUNNY PART IS THAT SHE TOLD ME THE GUY IS NICE BUT SHE DON'T LOVE HIM BUT SHE WANTS TO PLEASE HER UNCLE

I ASKED HER WHAT ABOUT ME SHOULD I MOVE ON SHE KEEP ON TELLING ME THAT SHE LOVE ME AND SHE JUST DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO

AM TIRED I WANT TO MOVE ON BUT SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE TALKING TO HER
THO I HAVE BEEN AVOIDING HER FOR A WHILE NOW I WANT TO TAKE HER OFF MY MIND

WHAT CAN I DO PLEASE

bros pls I advice u to move on. The pain of her later dumping u will be much. Rather move on now it's early and have peace of mind

Jamariwolf4:
I know, I haven't eaten it yet, at my old age. Sigh


I stay in kubwa Abuja and saw one pizza shop close to GT bank phase 4, I plan on just walking in there after work and getting a pizza to taste today, but I'm scared of making a fool of myself.

First, what do I say when I get there so I don't look like a village girl, I heard they use different kinds of sauce, and also would 5k be enough?


Pls help me if you're gotten pizza before, there's always a first time for everything and this is my first. I promise to post pics after getting my pizza. Thanks guys.



Update. Finally got it, not as stressful as I thought. Just got in the pizza place, read the menu and showed the attendants what I needed.

awwwn.., richkid just lavish money on pizza

Zonefree:

Why can't the police stop them from robbing innocent POS operators?

I love this ur answer

Lionnation:
Does he do drugs, even me as young as I am I don't the energy this man has

na grace bro

Maxymilliano:
The type of weird news you read on P.M News, particularly from Ejigbo and Igando axis

I thought I was d only one that has noticed this trend

Hezzyluv:


Seconded

thirded

omron:
Heloo my fellow nairalanders
I need urgent advice last week my babe whom am planning to get married to borrowed 10k from me .
And u know women once they borrow money remove ur mind that they will return it .
So have zeroed my mind.
Just now about 15 minutes ago she called me to forward my account number that she want to return it ...I was confused and I told her I wil call her back .
Pls should I leave it for her or I should collect it ..Thanks all in advance for ur goof advice i love u all.

Mr Simp collect ur money na, collect and gv it to ur sis or mother Incase u dont have need for it

HonNL:


SOURCE

we at Liverpool love u.

MyVILLAGEpeople:


I just felt like shooting that simp! It was really disgusting going through thst.

If he continues like this I pity his male offsprings