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Lol. Another learner

biafranation:
Same person as the OP...changing account to respond to me. Also you are a yoruba man not a woman!

Typical IPOB supporter. No brain whatsoever only raw emotions. You are just a pure fool. You couldn't even check the antecedents of the people u are attacking so as to avoid a friendly fire. What did I expect before? The moment they start chanting Biafra their brain atrophies. Sweet slowpoke. Lol
U guys should start eating something good instead of subsisting of Nnamdi Kanu's urine maybe then u won't be so brain-dead.

@Slimsly100 just negodu your brother. And u are wondering.

Slimsly100:
They don't even wanna associate with Igbo's. I wonder what they feel like
Yet that speak Igbo language. Confused people

Because u guys are crude, brash, backwards and self-destructive. And u exhibit a political acumen comparable to that of baboons. That's why no one in the country likes u. Even your comment here shows it. U lack tact and bridge building ability. Only boastings and empty chest beating.
The fact that we are denying u guys should let u know there is something fundamentally wrong with u.
Now run off and go shout Biafra up and down.

SwagPower:
U get eyes sha..had to rewatch it!...Tanx

I am really eager for a real indisputable evidence of magic. All of the ones I have seen in real life and in videos usually have explanations.

Shelumiel:
Mehn, just shut the f**k up.

Keep announcing ur idiocy to the world. Simple relationship matching between contextual sentences your brain is incapable of it. Yet u want to argue about the existence of a creator capable of birthing the universe. U are out of your league. People like u are the ones giving atheists ammunition to argue against the existence of God. They will be asking themselves if there really was God how come he created something as dumb as u?

spongeisback:
Snakes are not the ONLY animal that move on their belly.

Worms, some species of lizards and skinks, slugs and eels so who cursed them?!

And the funny thing is the other ignorant nitwits on the thread that actually agree with the OP.

So I am guessing all the born again Christians are swimming in prosperity.

Stupid senseless thread.

Shelumiel:
His challenge has no relation to the discussion in question ! A car and God are not on the same level of analogy, so it is illogical to compare both and use them to prove one another.

Chai. Your brain must be on sabbatical if u didn't see the relation to the discussion. I respect the people trying to engage u. They have a lot of patience.

chiommy123:
so who created you, the stars, moon, the heavenly bodies, etc?

This one na learner. Frank317 don tire to dey talk with am. Lol

SwagPower:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FrnGeVcyXz0
I cant explain how they did it in this video...Im not one to believe in juju.but this got me thinking...

CC:HopefulLandlord..hardmirror...Seun..Johnnydon

Disappointing.
I thought I would have finally seen something that will defy explanation.

Instead I got a grown ass man hiding under a carpet. Watch the video again. U will notice they made a concerted effort not to show the whole area that had been under the carpet. Even when the actor took off the yellow carpet, he threw it on the same area and moved it around a bit to conceal any sign of the deception.
There is probably a tunnel that leads from behind the wooden door to the hole from which the man crawled out from. At around 3:29 u can visibly make out his outline as he was climbing out of the hole. And at around 3:42 u can see him obviously scooping something to fill the hole with.
Fake crude nonsense.

Stupid predictions. Gullible followers.

godliman:
Thanks for your very loud and audible insults. Your taking it so personal makes me wonder if you ain't gay. That however is not my business. I dont think you know everything there is to know. I dont pretend to know everything so it will amount to stupidity and pride for me to feel embarrassed at what only ppl keen to excuse sodomy will care to search on google. If there are gay animals it still does not justify that demonic behaviour. Goodluck.

Next time don't base your argument on stupid ignorance. Research before u make silly claims. Thank you as u comply.

solite3:
man is not an animal, but created in God's image. if you want mercy from God stop justifying wickedness! yes homosexuallity is wicked and rebellious.

enilove:
Even if there are , man is not an animal and should not follow examples of animals.

Homosexuality is the devils handwork and not of God.

A normal man should never desire to sleep with a man like himself . It is an abomination and very disgusting to think or imagined :

Romans 1:26-27 KJV
For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
[27] And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

Look at these two learning-impaired people. What has my last comment got to do with the nonsense both of u are spouting?

Someone made an ignorant claim, I corrected him and both of u used that opportunity to argue against a point I didn't even make. Lol

godliman:
Because we have never seen a gay animal have you?

A simple search on Google would have saved u from this display of embarrassingly crass ignorance.
In 2018 supposedly educated people are still claiming there are no gay animals. Waste of education.

sonofoluku:
You are so dumb.Crude oil was $140 during Obasanjo era.

Look at the nitwit calling someone dumb. You couldn't even search Google before disgracing your family.

FOLYKAZE:
Well, I don't have answer for your question on why Ifa didn't go straight pointing the person.

Do we need to go back and forth? Take your time and come to Ondo state Oga. I will take care of your lodge in any Hotel in Ore. We can go there and examine this act. Anything else you say won't be taken serious unless you take the challenge. Afterall it is harmless.

Nah. Don't worry about lodging me anywhere. I will lodge myself when the time comes. Hopefully I should be free enough to want to visit Akure before the end of the year so I will branch Ore when I am around.
But remember it must be in Ore town. If u start telling me that it is in one remote village nearby I won't follow u. I will let u know when I am ready

vaxx:
You quote the wrong moniker. Check the name again. I will never have put my words in such way.

Sorry jare. Na Folykaze I be wan call

@Folykaze this your story is hilarious. And very awfully suspicious.

How do you explain a situation whereby Babalawo identify a thief by just putting a gun powder on the suspects hand? This particular feat still marvels me till tomorrow because I dont have logical explanation for it. It is accurate from my record. Even recently, an issue happened with the head of my street and his co-settlers in their farm. The Chief killed an antelope which he fried and kept indoor. The next day, on returning home from his field, he couldn't find his meet. So he came home angrily and invited his Awo popularly called Baba Eletu. When the man arrived, he asked the chief to invite his suspects. Chief had to made a call across and ensured that all the settlers gathered in his house in the city. The Eletu get to work, put some gun powder in the suspects hand and ask them to confess or their hand will burn. Nothing actually happened to them. So he quickly consulted his Ifa and deduced that the real culprit is among the suspects but there is a missing link. So he asked for if the Children and Servant of the suspects stole the fried meat, and applied the gunpowder in their hands, still nothing happened. He asked again if the their dog of the suspect ate the fried meat, and like a flash, one of the men suspected hand burn.

Why didn't Ifa just tell him who stole the meat instead of the continuous prodding he had to do? Seems like baba was buying time so the gunpowder concoction will react and spontaneously combust. The man himself that the thing burnt his hand could have an alibi so the baba diverted attention to the dog. At least the dog will be unable to dispute it. Smart baba.

I will like to see him try it in a scientifically set up environment with similar scenario if the stuff will burn accurately 4 times out of 5 attempts.

I wish I had time on my hands like I did early this year. I would have invited u to bring the baba to a neutral place let us test his abilities.

hopefulLandlord:
Can we have a civil discussion?

Dorox is asking where those charm juju black magic powers were when military weapons were used on the Benin people by their pink skinned slave masters

What do you say to that? I know you've said so many things but they're too emotionally ladened and bothers on insulting so what's your point exactly?

Civil what? Don't hold your breath. Someone that came into the thread the way he did is a lost cause. You cannot hope to have any civil discussion with a special kind of stupid like that. He is just going to keep thrashing about like a lunatic and not address the point.

prolog2:
says the fool who went and called himself NPcomplete. I wasn't trying to impress by my knowledge of history, I was giving examples to illustrate my point. A fool who has just learnt the existence of maths logics won't understand this. Try formalizing category theory, then we can talk, fool.

Body just dey pain u. And u are trying to show off again. Frustrated möron. Stop giving stupid examples that do not address the thread or the point u are arguing against. I have never seen so much idiot in one person. Address the point with logic or hide your face in shame.

OP dont let anyone fool you to increase membership count in their church o. Liars and charlatans.

Go to the MFM members around you and see if their life is better than yours. At least u should get deliverance from people that have visible proven results. Dont go where they will be feeding u with more fear and paranoia for years without any improvement.

Even this person telling u to go there has his or her own issues and just wants to believe she isnt wasting her time in the church.

Go there if u must but shine your eyes and do your research first. Before u know now they will start telling u about monitoring cockroaches and whispering lizards.

prolog2:
Only a teenager will type the same nonesense as you and still believe he is making sense
I explained to you that most countries have their own religion and that it is amazingly stupid to start asking a country which lost a war why its Gods didn't come to its rescue. When Constantinople lost to the Muslims, nobody attacked Jesus. Basically, you are acting like a kid and that annoys people like me who have little patience for stupidity. Read what I wrote and stop thinking this is a game.

You are so stupid that it's a miracle how u woke up and got up from your bed today without tripping all over yourself or walking straight into a bus. There is probably still hope for you.

So you actually believe that no one called into question the validity of Jesus worship after the fall of Constantinople? Really? Even the muslims that conquered Constantinople? My guy stop making a fool of yourself online.

Also we are not unaware of your subtle attempts to show off your knowledge of history by bringing up Constantinople and other places. We are unimpressed. Nothing you have said is new to anyone. The mere fact that you are unable to table your logic and reply @dorox appropriately but now instead regurgitating history you have learnt by rote is moronic and sad frankly.

When you start making sense we will let you know.

Trust me, the only thing u are likely to get from there is a double dose of paranoia. There are many people in that church that have more problems than u have. If they haven't been delivered yet, don't hold ur breath.

prolog2:
What in hell is wrong with you. We fought a war against the British empire and we lost, how does that translate into a humiliating defeat to a handful of white men? And what does religion have to do with losing or winning wars? It is very funny how stupid Nigerians are, my friend if you are in Edo state or Delta state, then please get the hell out, we don't need bastards like you. For your info, all niherian kingdoms were defeated by the British, meaning that your ancestors were also defeated. Why don't you talk about the humiliating defeat of your own ancestors by a handful of white bastards? Also for your info the brits had lots of white soldiers and even way more black canon fodders and machine guns and bazookas. I just wonder what kind of couple of drunks produced you. Even the brits 1cknowledge and respect that fight, but you bastard, you have to open your dirty mouth.

Look at how u are fuming and throwing spittle around like an uncultured vermin. The guy asked a simple question: how come the Benin empire suffered an humiliating defeat at the hands of the British despite all their claims to the supernatural? A war that saw the total decimation of a military apparatus and the exile of its king has never not been humiliating at any point in history. You didn't answer the question all you did was launch an unwarranted ad hominem like a retarded simpleton.

Of course I am not surprised. When mentally challenged people stumble ass-backwards into conversations beyond their ken, this is the result. Their brains becomes so confused that they lash out spewing illogical drivel.

At no point in your moronic rant were u any close to addressing his poser. Nor did you even dispute them. All u did between ripping off your own cloths and thrashing about like a lunatic was to actually support his argument and remind us that the British were technologically superior and that advantage undermined Benin spiritual and physical might.

So what was the point of your madness again? Oh I remember: u want us to stop stating historical facts because of some misplaced tribal pride u have and it hurts your feelings. No snowflake, we won't stop. LMAO

chrisnwoke1:
THE SAME LIVING JESUS THAT ARRESTED ME WHEN I WAS. CULTIST AND A MAMI WATA PRIEST, THE SAME JESUS CHRIST MUST ARREST AND US YOU BY FIRE IN JESUS NAME.

All liars shall go to hell. Only u? A cultist and also a mami wata priest? I hail o.

Stupid lie. U and I both know u were neither. Na so lie dey take start. Just to gather crowd they will claim to be armed robbers and killers. Shameless liars.

Even this ur post is showing off. That's why u are appending ur name to the shitty post and sharing it on WhatsApp so people will know where it originated from. You are also boasting about ur epistle changing lives all around. That's childish. Which stupid epistle have u written by the way? And where are the people u lead to God? In your imagination? Most of those are probably better than ur haughty ass.

This post is nothing but self promotion and self aggrandizement. You only wrote it to stroke your own ego. That's why you have your name pasted everywhere. Even your moniker is an amalgam of your real name so that no one mistakes it. "Look at me I am Chris Nwoke and I talk to God so much and he gave me a unique wisdom and insight into the very obvious. Call me Pastor Obvious". Of course Christianity is getting less popular. Why won't it be when it is filled with self righteous people like you who are more interested in showing off than actually doing wonderful works than can actually be verified. Christianity is now powerless jingoism and dumbfuckery thanks to your kind.

Pastors and Christians who whöre for attention like yourself are very likely to be involved in scandals. I am sure you have giant skeleton-filled cupboards. Someone like u will be sexually harassing a female church member and follower and have vile and wild sexual fantasies u will be willing to exercise. Na today?

By the way, Christianity had it's time of growth. Perhaps it is time for other belief systems to grow too. It's the circle or life. Get used to it. You may need to write many more posts after this one for anyone to take u seriously. This one is shitty and it is reserved for the dung heap. Trash!!

triplechoice:
I was born in edo state.I attended both primary and secondary school there.I never experienced anything witchcraft or anything close to that.So it is amazing to hear from. from some persons who claim Edo is the center of witchcraft activities as if you can see them flying on broomstick in broad daylight.
Maybe the reason for this,are the sacrifices you can. easily find at some road junction.Other than this I have never had any such experience not even my siblings or close friends while growing up there.Although I know of some persons who claim to have experienced it but It was not as common as people describe it
I am sure the Edo people talk about is the one portrayed in nollywood movies

Friend, I assure you even those people who claim to have experienced it are liars or delusional or those who prefer to see a supernatural coloring to whatever phenomenon they are unable to explain.
People like to lie and tell tales. And the only way such tales can be be given credence is if they claim they saw it with their own eyes. Tell them to take u there and show u and they will start stuttering and making excuses.
Some will even swear by the gods that what they say it is true because they actually know such swearing and cursing have not weight or effect whatsoever. There will dare fate just to assert their claims. But they will never actually take u to where the stuff actually happened and show u proof of it.

dorox:
I am from Edo, and I can confirm to you that all the stories you have been told about Edo people and their juju powers are just stories.

If juju was real and powerful, why did the oba of Benin suffer a humiliating defeat to a handful of white men with gun?

Thank you!!!

People keep screaming Edo. And when I ask them this same question and many other similar questions, they shut up and tell me it is because I haven't seen any yet. The funny thing is that they haven't seen any either.

So? We should fry beans?

Me I am just here wondering what Butterflyleo is thinking seeing all the Christians that have refused to help him on his campaign on this thread and other threads since the past one week.

The guy must be feeling shameful right now. I saw one thread where he was claiming his campaign was working and I just started laughing.

Delusions of grandeur.

Outofsync:
The world has an overall literacy rate of 51.3%

that means approximately 49.7% of 7 b people are illiterate

do the math

Jesus dude. How does illiteracy equate to knowing nothing about science? Even the illiterate knows how to use a phone; knows to visit a doctor or pharmacist when he is ill; knows to fill up his car with fuel and not water etc.....

I am disappointed at this your explanation.

Outofsync:
There are similarly hundreds of millions of people who know nothing about science.

Did u just pull this number out of a hat? Even your 90 year old grandma knows about science. She may call it Oyinbo stuff but she understands its usefulness. Short of undiscovered tribes in the Amazon and other parts of the world everyone else knows about science. And, collectively, they are hardly up to 5 million.

So where did u get your number from? If u had said "hundreds of millions of people get by without science", that would have been a bit more tenable.