₦airaland Forum

Beebah2000:
nope

Na ji. Thanks all the same!

Beebah2000:
nope

Great! Zaki bani dama'a?

Beebah2000:
Aure Yana Da Dadi

Hakaki!

Kina da Aure ne?

Kriss216:
[b][/b]
She collected the money from you ist semester final year.


Let's assume you lash her 3 times a day for one year.

30 days in a month minus 4 days of menustration period.,

26*3 = 78 lashes monthly
78*12 = 936 lashes a year(final year)

N500 per lash*963 = N468,000.


How you take dey owe her up to N10 million? Is her kpekus laced with raw golds

G.O.A.T!

Tboymessiah:
NasoLifeBe

More joy to you bishop of the church.

I no kon no the state u come from make I greet for ur language,. Anyone with idea?

He is IKULU From Southern Kaduna.

Op, I really feel your pain! She betrayed you but it's her loss not yours.
She has eroded that trust you had for her, Other family members(the objective ones) will be wary of her henceforth.
You shall be vindicated in the long run. It happens this is her stock in trade, she bound to do it to another person sooner or later.
It's hard for you to take but forge ahead. We all have ways of reacting to things but I must say your brother wasn't logical. He passed a verdict superficially.
You selling palm oil to his wife means you are broke and in a dire financial situation Abi you get palm oil shop?
Cheer up, time answereth all questions. You are going to leave school, make money and all this shall be confined to the past.

Candidlady:
Endangered species


ketso am disapointed

Ketso just like every other Deputy Governor in Nigeria is just ' a spare tyre'!

tradepunter:
Ok

Men I hated intro tech

The teacher looked very improvised and appears like he spoke in damn parables

Modified

Add short hand also, don't know why that crap was even a subject.

Them fine art, I hated that balled shinning hair teacher....

Music also was crap, never understood that rubbish s looking pregnant shaped thing.

Hahaha!
If 2face and other legends were subjected to that Subject(Music) as a yardstick to getting into the field, they won't have made it anywhere close.
That Subject was irrelevant coupled with my music teacher always spoiling for a flogging spree each time we failed a test or assignment.

OP Red flag already Manifesting even before you both getting married.
You gave her a huge concession by suggesting she can attend any Church of her Choice but she is not shifting grounds, 'K-Leg' don dey already.
You saying you can't start all over again typifies a man with low self esteem.
Let her go otherwise she would end up making demands that will make you miserable in that marriage.
MAN UP AND STOP SOBBING(that practically what you are doing) LIKE A CHILD.

BobbieZion:
There is a saying in Hausa.
"Idan Kura na magani zawo? To ta yi wa kan ta"

Simply means.
"If the Hyena has cure for diarrhea? Let it first treat itself"
In essence,the terrorists only revealed the identity of other terrorists to the the terrorist in chief.

Say no more Dan'uwa!

Bro,
Letting others decide for you is the greatest disservice you can do to yourself.
Relocate, Choose your woman and build a relationship with her.
The same Bible the Church bases her teachings on admonishes us to give to God what's to God and to Caesar What's to Caesar.
You and whosoever you decide to Marry are OYO after the wedding formalities.
Life is too short to give your head to some committee to think on your behalf.
No one has the monopoly of access to God.

Mikecold:
oga I just saw your Taqiya quote

I know of so many Northern Muslims who told me they would vote against gej in 2015 and when I asked why

Their reply was their imams and leaders told them a Christian president is the reason Allah isnt blessing them

Abi?

We can now see how BLESSED they are now that they have a 'Believer' in charge!

CalciumB3:
This ones are high on Colorado.
Where dem dey before?

That deputy director is Yoruba abi, Bullhari go change am soon.



But Abacha no try at all ooo, the guy don die since but his stolen money still dey live..

Eyan Pablo

SERAP is a Non Governmental Organization!

The request to the Minister is an F.O.I request.

doctore212:
I need an Olosho urgently. My babe travelled yesterday for official assignment.

Pls I need an Olosho before I go blind

Baddest!

Davash222:
That guy is just so annoying. I pity his girlfriend.. Though no sensible girl can stoop too low to date such person. Our 'darling' dead meat seller!

Nairalanders no go kill person with Laugh!

Abeg make una pity the guy.

NL AND ADULTERY NEWS FROM ZIMBABWE SHA!

When are you guys arresting bandits, Kidnappers and BH members?

[quote author= post=86587495]It is so obvious that there are some politicians behind this evil herdsmen and all manners of killings going on in this nation as we all know prior now...

Damn it! Some bastards are out FULL FORCE to start war that will consume them and all their families in this country!

They will all die painfully and shamelessly and we will all be here to read about their demise.

If you are out supporting this evil politicians that ruined our nation also...... becareful so that the evil y'all support will not start at your doorsteps.


Again,

May all the evil and corrupt politicians that brought and keep sponsoring these evil herdsmen and satanic Boko Haram and KIDNAPPERS in our nation just to cause unrest and war for it's
citizens never end well in life.
Along with everyone that supports them.
Evil and miserable end await them all.
They will never know peace all the remaining miserable years they have to live.

May they suffer so much pains as long as they live on earth before dying in shame.
No be curse,
Na FACT.


We Rise!

*************** ********************* ***************

If you are not one of the people supporting the evil sponsors of the evil ones among these herdsmen and kidnappers, if you are not a hypocritical bigot,
kindly say A BIG AMEN To these prayers.[/quote]A lot of people call you out on NL and I honestly feel it's childish cos no one should be bullied for supporting a particular political party or ideology. That should be settled at the polls cos democracy is about the majority having their way.
However, haven read and analysed your comments here it's glaring you are suffering from Stockholm Syndrome.
The internet never forgets! History shall portray you as someone who was afraid of the light and your children and their offsprings won't be proud of you.

[quote author= post=86587495]It is so obvious that there are some politicians behind this evil herdsmen and all manners of killings going on in this nation as we all know prior now...

Damn it! Some bastards are out FULL FORCE to start war that will consume them and all their families in this country!

They will all die painfully and shamelessly and we will all be here to read about their demise.

If you are out supporting this evil politicians that ruined our nation also...... becareful so that the evil y'all support will not start at your doorsteps.


Again,

May all the evil and corrupt politicians that brought and keep sponsoring these evil herdsmen and satanic Boko Haram and KIDNAPPERS in our nation just to cause unrest and war for it's
citizens never end well in life.
Along with everyone that supports them.
Evil and miserable end await them all.
They will never know peace all the remaining miserable years they have to live.

May they suffer so much pains as long as they live on earth before dying in shame.
No be curse,
Na FACT.


We Rise!

*************** ********************* ***************

If you are not one of the people supporting the evil sponsors of the evil ones among these herdsmen and kidnappers, if you are not a hypocritical bigot,
kindly say A BIG AMEN To these prayers.[/quote]

This is the height of evil! Our president, the Sultan and other Northern leaders as usual read out some well written rhetoric in the name of condolence and then it's business as usual for the Vampires.
I come from a Local government that is 99.9% Muslim, 2002 or 2003 Xmas I was in the company of my Uncle, 2 Aunts and a Cousin We got to our Local government headquarters from our state capital where we were based.
We were trying to chatter a vehicle to our Village when one of the drivers said 'These are the Kafiris'! My joy and enthusiasm to go celebrate Xmas in the Village died down instantly. I know it's like a crime being a Christian in this part of the world but at least we deserve some respect not shoving the hatred down our throats.
The driver apologised but even before he could finish tendering his apology another interrupted that we are Kafiris and deserved no pity!
That was like 18 years or so ago!

This one na after 1? See shape! Na im Joy dey area dey form fine girl(looking like a bag of beans ) and she dey claim after 0!
Organizers make Una give her her crown back,a beg!

See U O! U wey go dey help neighbours change light bulb dey charge them money come nairaland dey complain!

On a serious note it's an asset and as someone rightly said hit the gym.

I am 5.8 and very skinny and growing up in the north almost everyone calls you 'Dogo' but with time I got used to it.
Immerse yourself in a sport like Basketball, i am not advising you pursue a carrier but for leisure.

Also the kind of people you move with could further depress or lift you out of it. 'Flow' with the 'brosses', they wont talk you down or mock your height like your age mates will.
#mysubmission.

Congratulations Man!

feelz:
90% of Nigeria girls are not interested in such conversation, people that dont even know basic stuff as the governor of there state down to knowing what's just going on around. They derive pleasure in watching soap opera's, having unproductive discussion and using emotional way to get money from guys. I can go on and on listing. Nigerian girls have a very long way to go.

You are spot on! There's this girl I should have settled down with cos we have come a long way.

She's just the average Nigerian girl, brings nothing to the table and to make matters worst she's not proven that she merits the OND she holds.

LilMissFavvy:
Marriages of today. Wives learnt cheating from their husbands. Men are to be blamed.

I pity the man wey marry U/ go marry U!

U trying to justify what the woman did Is evil.

The Man look like my customer wey dey sell perfume for Kasuwan Barci for Kaduna.
As for the Women na Tuwo-Tuwo dem be.!

Anyways since na for Ghana no Wahala, Their Population no big so dey need more of these!

BMaretraitors:
Congratulations Toyin!
This is not a racist post, i need advice pls.

It is no secret. Anyone that knows me know i'm totally against the idea of dating or mating with any man of African descent. I'm not attracted to them in anyway. I try to avoid any space that has a lot of black men because the sight of them repulses me especially the Nigerian ones. They are mentally lazy, weak and shortsighted. Whenever the look at me, i cringe because even though they would never have me the nurture the idea that they can. I see how their eyes burn in desire for me, ughh. How can they ever think that i would consider them a choice when they are just ugly copies of the real men in this world. They are no match. I know it. They know it. The whole world knows!


Today, i was shocked when my elder folks insisted i must marry my tribesman, which according to some means i should stop befriending non black men since that might spoil the whole plan of marrying within. I have not been my usual self since i heard this because i know my folks. They are tribal to a core and I would have been too but i lost my loyalty not just to my kinfolks but to my skin folks as well, after i learnt that we are all a lost cause because of the indiscipline and lack of loyalty of black men as a whole.


Dear Nairalanders, how do i convince my folks that i cannot end up with their choice for me. I can't tell them that i have self respect and a high taste in men because these seem selfish. What concrete reason can i give?

And you expect us the same people you hate with so much passion to advice you? #kolewerk

For me it's Semo Plus Egusi Soup any day!

GoTV:
This is indeed very shameful. How many times have we read or seen Muslim women fighting over adultery online Even though I'm a full blooded Christian, it's shameful that we Christians have allowed Muslims and Islam to be the best religion due to our misdeeds. No matter how we despise Muslims, they are very upright and morally better than we Christians. Prostitution and all sorts of immorality is predominant amongst we Christians yet we claim that we are followers of Christ? Even Christ will be ashamed of our irresponsible preachers. I may have to quit Christianity one day if our people don't change. Professor Akintola is always available to chastise every erring Muslim. Can that be said about our money conscious and over politicised CAN

So you have your eyes and eyes everywhere in Nigeria? Especially here up North?
If you decide to sing Mr Akintola or Muric's praises do that but leave Christianity out of it.
What if all 3 of the actors are traditionalists? Did you sit on your brain?

Bobby4090:
A Rapist somewhere is having the fun of his life. Chai!

Bro, this isn't fair! Put yourself in her parents' shoes.

Lai Mohammed didn't lie he was only true to type. His name says it all.

Ribadu, ka kira ruwa!